Guys i need to make 50$ over the weekend in order to buy gas,

>>34290321
If I would be rich I would send you 50 bucks over PP.
But I am not.
Consider selling your body.

Some ideas to help you buddy.
>Travel to your job set up a tent then live close to your work for the rest of the month.
>Sleep in public restrooms.
>Actually communicate to your boss you're running low on dollars.

>>34290359
Oh trust me our boss doesnt give a sh1t.

>>34290321
Use a credit card retard

if you have a job and paycheck the bank can raise your limits or lend you some money even if your credit is fucked up

>>34290368
Ask for a loan from a friend
Take a loan from a bank
Beg for money on the street
Do online surverys and cross your fingers they actually work
Sell some shit on amazon
Use fiverr

>>34290371
O-kay. i will consider your advice even though i never did that before. But in order to contact my Bank i have to rush there right after workend on thursday. Can not do that any more

sell your tight boipussy my nigger

Are there any gas stations around you that allow people to pump first and pay after?

You could steal a set of plates from a parked car and use them to do a gas-and-go.

>>34290321
Where do you live? It is risky but a lot of cities have websites where dealers post their #. Make bags of fake drugs and sell one or two.

>>34290321
Nothing you can sell?

>>34290321
Do you have anything you could sell? Try considering pawning something off.

>>34290321

Pawn a laptop/tv/console/gun and buy it back when you get paid.

Get a payday loan.

If you know sports, bet on a game/fight (risky).

Carpool with a coworker and return the favor next month.

If it snows, go door to door and shovel driveways.

Find gigs on craigslist - you can find old folks who will give you $20 to carry a sofa into another room.

>>34290386
my bank offers the option to exchange the credit lines, so go to the website or atm and check your possibilities
you reduce a never used personal credit limit (everyone's accounts have these promptly available) and raise yourself your credit card limit for instant liquidity
if you're not planning to pay the entire credit card bill next month then get the credit itself, the taxes are lower

>>34290400
Nope not doing that

>>34290399
No

>>34290368
>sh1t
How old are you? Why are you afraid to curse?

>>34290492
23, just used to it from online games where shit gets censored.

>>34290321
Well look in papers for hourly jobs but hate to say it best way to make quick cash is to sell your body, if you look at it like its a job its not gay just suck a dick or handyJ, doctors who do prostate exams are not gay its just a job. Put a add on craigs or Grindr

>>34290541
I am not going to suck dick.

>>34290510
23? Lots of men will pay for you to suck their cock just sell that boipussy christ

If anyone is a richanon that could do me the favor of sending me 50$, i will pay it back once i get paid out at the end of the month.

Its not that i dont want to work for it, but all of the above is gay, illegal or stuff i just have zero experience with.

[email protected]

> i am desperate enough to post my email on 4chan

>>34290555
I am 23, Trained Ottermode, Thanks /fit/ - and even though the entire /fit/ community is a bunch of gay traps, i am not going to suck cock.

>>34290321
Are you cute? Because I could cough up 10 buckaroos IF you're cute and would be ready to take some spesific pictures.

>>34290553
Dude why not seriously? You need moneyband like I explained it not gay if you do it for money IE work/job, you also could just jerk them off this IS the fastest way to make money and and easy

>>34290579
Just sell something on ebay retard. Not even ebay, theres craigslist as well for local shit.

>>34290672
tell me more about it
but prefer not with face

>>34290579
I'll give you 50 if you jerk off on cam with me and do some other lewd things

Nigger tries to get neets to give him $50

>>34290745
i would really have no problem with that exept that
1. i posted my email and you are somehow gonna get my personal info
2. i would simply not look at you

>>34290744
If you are considering camming just go on Grindr, you dont have to suck a dick married guys will pay to suck your dick or you could even fuck them up the ass and get some money out of it, if you do suck cock you could make TONS of money man spec on friday.

>>34290801

Man im a normal guy, i have no interest in gay interactions (for just 50 bucks)

Give blowjobs.
Include rimjobs for extra tips.

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>>34290321
Get you a Wawa credit card nigger, so you'll never run out of money for gas

>>34290822
i kinda care about my social life though.

anon, this is a serious reply and something that will require almost no effort. See if there is a plasma center near you or within a good idistance and donate plasma. Near my school the center pays like 60-70 bucks the first time you donate. It has almost no drawbacks from what I hear.

>>34290855
Yes, rich sugar daddy's will make you popular.

>>34290821
Well no one is telling you you cant charge more then 50 my man, its friday night most guys will even bring booze and weed, I know this cuz on fridays my friend whores out he likes it though and would do it for free but he makes good money last week he made 600 pretty crazy

>>34290778
Thats the thing I would want you to spread ya boipussy and we would make eye contact while cumming

>>34290876
ok im gonna be honest.

I am a Virgin and my first time is not gonna be with some gay dude because i need money.

>>34290321
I'm sure its already been said but Grindr/Craigs and jerk a dude off for fast money. I've done it a few times

>>34290894
I wouldn't let them fuck my ass robro, but put a consom on and pound away you will prob like it, also virginity isnt anything special.

Okay since so many of you people are faggots, gonna give faceless pics of my gorgeous virgin bod if you help me out with 50 bucks. Yes i am talking to you, Gay rich anon. you want this right?

You can suck the chlamydia out my dick for $50

>>34290934
It doesnt work like that post first, also /r9k/ is filled with gays and Bifurious robots I'm suprised a trap hasnt posted in here yet

>>34290890
Dif guy here but thats a little to gay even for me

>>34290894
Being a virgin will get you a even better price, find some older married guy off Grindr and explain you want to try it out but need money too

>>34290579
A throw away email if you are that desperate you would suck a dick, almost everyone is BI anyways idk why you are worried?

>>34290934
I have a fair amount of cash but not giving it away for free, I'll tip you IF you color your penis with a marker.

>>34290321
I can give you 50 bucks this Saturday. But you will have to sit in front of a PC and work. For me. Post a throwaway email.

>>34291054
He already posted a email but hes being a faggot

>>34290321
>$50 of gas just to get to work
Just take the bus.

>>34290321
Dude get a bike christ you are a faggot, you just want money for drugs or some dildo

>>34290321
Ill give you 25 right now if you stick a banana up ya ass and time stamp, and 50 bucks if you take a pic of you jerking off on Buck Angels picture.

>>34291054
my email is up there
>>34290579

>>34291052
yeah mate im doing that im desperate and its not to much for that amount of money.

>>34291123
get your moeny ready

>>34291155
problem 1. banana was to old and got squashed

>>34290321
Easy money donate plasma OP serious find a center head there and first time is like 50 to 60 dollars.

>>34291182
sharpie in pooper and mashed banana on it

>>34290745
For 50? I'll jerk off on cam with you senpai whats email?

>>34291123
No straight man could jerk off and CUM while watching Buck Angel, yes it is a woman but she looks more manly then most men and this is seriously fucking gay M8

>>34291249
If he doesnt respond we can fap together I dont have money though

Can someone explain to me why this thread is so fucking gay? /r9k/ is going or has gone to shit.

guys guys guys i made it the banana is in give me one sec

this is the gayest shit i ever did so please pay me my 25 bucks i literally will loose my job otherwise or i wouldnt even do this shit

>>34291290
Sure, if you are into traps I have a nice collection

I'll make a thread in /soc/ and post email give me 5 minutes the picture will be of Bailey Jay

>>34291316
Its been shit anon

>>34291377
Where did all the faggots come from I mean it was always gay but this is like to much

>>34291338
Are you OP? whats going on in here bro

>>34291338
PICS of said banananana in boipucci

>>34290594
You can get like $200 for one night. Just think about it.

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I hope you fags are happy.

Please some rich anon actually send me some.
Im really fucking desperate.

>>34291361
I'll join you guys if you have room for another I also have a discord we can use, there was a good robot discord with about 12 of us who would fap together till it was taken off..

>>34291463
Dude you could have cut the banana stick it in and spread out so we can see if its IN seems to be a trick.

>>34291404
All the faggots were robots who got pilled by trap memes... I'm one o them after years and years I came to the conclusion I woud fuck a trap, I wouldn't take a dick though or suck one.

>>34291502
fuck you not doing it again

>>34291463
Cant tell if its even in OP, you need to do it like "sharpie in pooper" also did you get hard when you tried to put it in?

>>34291545
No i didnt get hard
yes i am op
what do you mean like "sharpie in pooper" i know the phrase but im not fucking gay so i never cared about it

>>34291543
No one is going to pay you till you fucking do it right, I mean hell another robrot said 50 bucks to fap with him and you cant even do that wtf man

>>34291563
They put the sharpie in their ass and spread the cheeks open so everyone can see it more of a /b/ thing but same should apply to a banana

>>34290321
I would pay 50 if you knocked down a card stand or something on those live cameras in time square, if you dont live there I will offer this to any other robots

>>34290579
>hurr durr I'm inexperience in going to an ATM machine and press some buttons to check credit availability

>TRY HARDER FAGGOT
>YOU WANT MONEY FOR DRUGS

ok thats it i put up a banana in my ass, i am outta here. Thanks for all the honest tips that didnt include being a fucking faggot. everyone that is fine with fucking or sexually interacting with another guy should just be shot.

One last attempt:
my email is [email protected]

I really need it or i will be fired. If you have something to spare, i would even love to stay in contact and pay you back. There has to be some rich anon who is able to save me.

Also holy shit i just did the gayest thing ever in my life and just realised how fucking GAY i twas you faggots

>>34291463
So you put the banana in wrong.. and woud rather get 50 dollars shoving a banana in ya ass then donating plasma? .....

>>34291563
Don't fucking lie OP your cock got hard and you liked it you little faggot

>>34290321
Payday loan from the check cashing store! Go in with your ID and some recent paystubs and theyll give you cash! Ive done it when i was in a pickle it really helps

>>34291635
My sides, nigga you are the faggot who likes playing and sticking penis like objects up his ass haha, queer

>>34291641
i only get some shopping gift card in the one near me.

>>34291635
Dude you just STUCK a BANANA up your ASS, thats real gay you are bi at least.

>>34291688
i cut it in half you fucking faggot

>>34291713
Sure you did no straight person would would even consider putting a banana by their anus, go suck a dick already you utter faggot

>>34291713
so you are like 1/2 faggot?

>>34291463
Lel you are a massive faggot and shoved it up that boipussy for no reason

>>34291635
You should be shot then for sticking things up that boipucci, calling everyone a faggot yet you did this? Fuck off fag

>>34291463
How was that prostate orgasm you faggot, also when you upload pictures you are suppose to delete some things from it..

>>34291884
>>34291909
>>34291936
he said he cut it in half and tried to trick you fags

>>34291967
Hes saying that now becuase he realised he shoved a banana in his ass and liked it, hes dealing with denial atm I bet his little dick was hard too

>>34291967
His sphincter cut it in half inside his boipussy kek

>>34291463
Well another robot is gay now good going guys like there isnt enough faggots here already!

>>34291635
OP did anyone oay you anything?

>>34292079
no.

Im currently browsing fiverr for ideas.

>>34291635
Why are you leaving? I bet you enjoyed it and need a good old fap session.

>>34292098
What sucks is if you were a chick every person here would be just giving you cash for tits or lewd noises on vocaro and shit like that

>>34292127
yeah i know and it makes me mad ._.

if you have any advice what i could do online to earn 50 dollar, feel free to suggest

>>34291463
Did you cummies while inserting it?

>>34292168
ITS CUT IN HALF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>34292162
Donate plasma
Look on craigs for hour jobs etc
Do the get paid to take surveys
Go to Mturk its legit but you will start off slow untill you get a rep also all done from computer people pay you to translate or write shit proof read etc

>>34292185
I'm not the one with a banana in my ass you are the faggot son

>>34290321

your local temp agencies will help you out .

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>>34292185
Here it is now fk off

>>34292313
HE ATE HALF OF IT AHAHAHAHA

>>34292235
I was about to suggest donating plasma.

I make 90 a week donating OP. They literally pay you to sit in a chair on your phone for an hour. The only requirements is that you are not doing hard drugs, like meth etc, and that you are in decent health, they reject you if pulse is over 100. I seriously recommend looking into it.

Crush the banana w/ your feet and post pics and I'll send $50 through Paypal immediately after to your email address

>>34292405
ok mate.
but you see above i ate half of the half. and ate the other half i cut away earlier.

getting a new one just for you.

>>34290594
you can make several hundred bucks in one night easy

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>>34292405
picture show just for you

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>>34290594
>Use fake name
>Go on grindr
>Proposition or just make subtle comments
>Aim for older fat guys
>Go to their place
>Kick the absolute shit out of them
>Take their wallet

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>>34292580
email is [email protected]
> more pics inc

>>34292334
My sides OP at half the banana that broke of in bis ass

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>>34292605
...... gotta write something so i dont get muted

>>34292605
sent xo ;)

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>>34292632
please be happy anon

>>34290321
Can you donate plasma?

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>>34292637
>>34292660
please dont be the real guy or this is just way to cruel

>>34292664
i will only get gift cards 25
sadly not an option, i would glady do it.

But i have no fuel, i wouldnt be able to get there which is my starting problem

>>34292684
20 for a dick pic what say you

>>34292763
man my job is depending on it, but from what i saw just now you gonna write "sent" and im gonna have my dick online

wouldnt really matter though im 17 cm which is above average here.

>>34292716
Do what everyone suggested have guys on Grindr drive to you, they will pay you to step on food while they jerk off not even joking

>>34292763
deliverd al the other picks so far, if you are serious please send 20 and i promise i will post it. hell im gonna write a timestamp on it.

>>34292605
Anaon work at home on Mturk, all I do is transcribe hour long conversations for 20 to 30 dollars, I watch anime while I do it too well read the subs anyway its easy you just need to spend time getting qualifications idk why more robots dont do this

>>34292824
not available in germany sadly

Im suprised a rich robro didnt hook OP up yet, I guess it is true we are all NEETS

>>34292836
Fuckkk serious? Its easy if you can type and transcribe.. comfy at home too no anxiety or anything. I have 12 hours to finish this one I'm on now and I took a hour break to fap and get lunch.

>>34290764
It's hilarious if one thinks it through. NEETs might have 50 tendies in the freezer, but those are technically Mommy's.

>>34290321
This is a depressing thread. I'd help you out if I could anon, but I'm poor and in a third world country.

>>34292684
Filthy german cuck l go suck a arabs dick you massive fag lord

>>34290321
I can give you 10 dollars if you sharpie in pooper or draw a smilet face on the tip of that dick, I'm NEET so broke

>>34293288
No big deal im just hoping for that one rich anon

>>34292684
Did that faggot pay you OP? that looks disgusting btw.

>>34293403
Maybe a nice fembot will show her ya tits at least? Or prefer maybe a qt trap will post his boipussy for you.

>>34293403
I can show you my benis if you want OP?

>>34290321
Donate plasma you fucking sperg. You get monetary compensation for it, even though it's technically classifed as a "donation".

>>34290321
Dude just go to a busy street corner and beg if you had done this you would have had like 100 by now fuck you guys are dumb cunts

>>34293425
No didnt get anything

>>34293562
Do you want me to get people from /lgbt/ to show you their feminine penis and boipucci?

>>34293562
You would if you made a smiley face on the tip of your cock

>>34290321

Allow man to fuck you in asshole.
Charge fifty bucks.

>>34290321
Assuming you are a robot just suck a guy or 2 off and make 100, yiu onow you would like it if you havent already tried it

>>34291463
OP you are a fucking faggot I bet you jizzed when you stuck it in that boipussy hahaha faggit

>>34293679
As you saw i deliverd other stuff. Hell pay me 10 and im doing it. Not as bad as thr banana

>>34293695
This, OP doesnt need 50 dollars that bad if he wont even have sex for money

>>34293742
Benis first and timestamp smiley face is required, to be fair you cheated and lied about the banana in your ass

>>34293769
No OP shoved it up his ass like a sissy little butt slut and then ate half of it like the faggot he is

>>34293769
No one wants to see OP's useless limp dickmeat senpai

>>34293562
So you got nothing for toying that boipucci with a rotten banana? Lel fag boy

OP here, ya I did make cummies when my boipussy was filled with the banana

>>34293812
Fuck that I do OP make the head of your penis look like a shark, I tip 15

>>34292684
Just to let you know I jerked off to that foot pic were both faggots

Ill pay you 1
20 for a pic of you in womens underwear while sucking a phallic shaped object. You dont have to show your entire face.

>>34290321
25 sharpie in the pooper also stamp it too and hurry the fuck up

>>34290321
Sell blood plasma.

>>34293913
I'll toss in 10 if OP does this, is his dick hard or soft in pic?

>>34290321
Suck cock you faggot you do it for free anyway might as well get paid this time.

>>34293947
Hard to make sure hes enjoying it

>>34293970
OP wont even deliver thats 30 dollars right there all he has to do is what is asked and have a hard cock in oanties while sucking on something

>>34291052
bost email and i will send colored pen15

>>34293562
i will send 60$ for you to stick sharpie in with bannana lube with timestamp. im not fucking around like the other anon

>>34294400
>34294400
bumperoni pasta oregano parsley green onion potato warskgtj

>>34294455
Op here sorry but until i see lil bit money im not doing stuff on 4 chan anymore im subbed to a bunch of arabic newsletters now .. you guys dont get that i would gladly do whatever the fucl you guys say if i KNEW i was gonna get money for it

>>34290321
Why are you being a faggot do some of the request and I will pay, I considered paying up front but you claim you didnt even stick it up ya ass so fuck off

>>34293742
Dude you do realise people do everything that was requested o you for free right? Deliver and so will we.

>>34290321
Walk to work
Take the public transport
Buy a bicycle
It's not hard

>>34294400
Again I'll add 20 to this if OP delivers. Thats 80 FUCKING DOLLARS OP

Fuck OP anyone want to see me stick something up my ass for free?