Diary Thread.

>had a waffle for breakfast and a propel fitness water
>dildo'd my butt until I came from prostate orgasm while wearing a maid costume
>played some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC (new game, vanilla)
>replaced windshield wiper fluid in my car
>might go to shooting range later
>probably watch Steven Universe right before bed tonight

This is why I'm on /r9k/

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>thought about doing something
>didn't do it
oh well, there's always tomorrow!

>>34290562
>get off work
>swing by grilled cheese truck to give him the money I owe him
>he's not there, have to go back on monday
>watch Trump's inauguration
>go to liquor store
>lady at the store is on her phone with her boyfriend and saying stuff like: "Don't talk to me that way."
>she sounds like she wants to cry when she rings up my order
>leave
>some crackhead asks me to buy him some booze cause he has no ID
>Say sure, but let's walk to the store two blocks up, it wouldn't make sense for me to go right back inside
>walk with him to the other store
>can barely understand a word he says, but discern he wants to spend the day on the beach
>also he has three identities, russian, philipino and something else, that's why he has no ID
>get to other store
>have him hold my wine while I go buy his vodka
>Person ahead of me in line at the second store gets told to leave by supervisor because his ban was for a month, and it's only been two weeks
>get his vodka and leave
>walk with the crackhead some more
>he asks if he can come over some time and play video games
>I haven't actually told him where I live
>I say sure
>he leaves for the beach
>now I'm going to watch stein's gate with my wine

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>woke up at 10pm
>wrapped my duvet around me
>watched 2 episodes of Voyager
>went for nightwalk to service station to get a chocolate milk and a pie
>started browsing 4chan
>...
>now quarter to 7am

this is essentially my day every day, just different shows and not always chocolate milk

>laid in bed all day because i'm sick
>convinced myself to eat half of a hamburger even though I have zero appetite

>>34290562
Woke up, ran 5 miles, ate, called out sick and watched anime

>>34290562
>went to Spanish class
>ate shawarma (yum)
>went for a jog around campus
>posting in dorm lobby
life's good
everyone back home stresses me out
I see others around here and they're all homesick but not me
I kinda dread having to go back later

>gf wakes me up at 6:30 am saying she's gonna get up
>tell her no and cuddle her back to sleep
>she gets up around 7:15 to watch tv
>i stay in bed until 8
>come out to watch tv with gf, she made me coffee and eggs
>around 9 we both head to work
>get to work, basically have nothing to do so i browse 4chins and talk to coworkers
>we all go to a fancy chinese place for lunch, have a beer together
>now i'm back at the office still with nothing to do
>probably gonna leave soon to go home and play dragon quest 8

pretty comfy day tbqh just wish it wasn't raining

Just ate yohgurt with a glass of milk. Will probably have grilled cheese and ice cream tonight.

>>34290600
What kind of maid uniform is it?

My day:
> wake up at noon (unusual for me)
> feed cat
> morning tea, read newspaper
> make list of what I'll cook for the weekend and make a list of what to get from the store
> go grocery shopping
> fill the car with gasoline
> talk with dad on the phone
> come home, play with cat
> go to yoga
> come home, shower, do Korean face mask
> cook light dinner
> tidied kitchen
> now here

NEET life senpai

>woke up at midday althought I expected to do so at 10am
>make pastas and fish
>go back inside student's room, play a bit of payday 2
>rage because no one can do decent on One down but a few
>read a bit of political philosophy
>play again a bit
>try talking to "friends" on internet, no one really up to have a convo
>be lonely as usual on week end

>>34290776
A slutty latex one

>Korean face mask
Hows that work out? Should I try it? I just use the /r/ skin care addiction routine, it's had good results for me

>>34290874
What skin care routine do you have? If you're doing the 10 step Korean one that's all the rage now I doubt you'd need it.

I like to pamper my skin so I use this brands' masks in Collagen or Cucumber. I get them for cheap on Ebay. I do those weekly and then moisturize after. Whereas I haven't noticed a drastic change, it does make my face feel softer.

Also, I didn't know they made maid uniforms out of latex, I always thought it was either PVC or vinyl. How do you wash it? Or do you wash it at all? Or does it even need to be washed?

>>34290989
I wash it in the bathtub with a tiny drop of shampoo and hang it up to dry, it keeps it like new

Any ebay links for skin masks?

>>34290562
>wake up at 11 am
>get yelled at for sleeping in
>snooze till around 12:30
>get up and eat something
>go back to bed and sleep till 5 pm
>get up and watch some Trump inauguration stream
>watch miscellaneous car related youtube videos
>it's not 7:42
That's been my day so far.

>woke up
>didn't eat anything
>made some tea
>started drawing with some comfy music in the background
>took dog for a walk
>went back to bed
>slept for a bit
>finished a book I've been reading
>watched a movie
>continued drawing

It's probably time to eat something now.

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>Go to college
>Come home from college
>Eat porridge
>Listen to music and browse the internet
>Eat supper
>Listen to music and browse the internet

>>34290562
>woke up
>walk over to talked to school counsler
> get home sleep again
> wake up eat dinner
>4chan for a few hours
>proably go to bed soon

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It's been a wild ride senpai.

Im a homeless anon that posts from time to time. Thanks K you're a badass, much love!

>Midnight
>Get told by Mcwagie that I can't play vidya all night in the lobby. I paid for dinner tho.
>Shrug it off, no biggie.
>Pack up my laptop and leave
>Fucking rain...
>Walk around aimlessly for a bit.
>Suddenly get angry, start yelling as I'm walking
>Yell about how much this is Bullshit
>Angry at my parents for letting my little brother live with them and I'm forced on the street.

>Get to bridge, contemplate jumping. Get a sense of calm.
>Things will be alright, it was a feeling that's hard to explain.
>Wander into a hotel, sit in the lobby
>plug in phone, browse my fave board. R9gay
>NEETs crying about tfwnogf, degens complain about tfwnotagf
>First world problemos lul
>Pass out, the clerk gets scared and calls Mr. Long dick of the law.
>Rudely awakened
> Cop gets aggressive even though I'm compliant.
>Fucking cops
>Leave hotel.
>Wander around, sleep on a bench.
>Guy named Jason walks up to me. He's a custodian rounding up trash.
>Fml.gif
>Jason asks if I'm on the streets.
>Solemly say yes.
>Jason is a total bro, we talk for a few mins.
>Feel better.
>Jason walks off. Nice guy I said.
>Jason comes back with 21 dollarydoos.
>Holy shit.
>Tells me to get something to eat, offers me a job on the spot. 12 an hour night shift, taking out trash 10 hours a night.
>Filled with a day of hope!
>License is expired... Fug.
>Not from the state.
>Hope, gone.
>Jason walks off.
>Feeling blessed that people care.
>Walk to Mcdonalds, get a mcmuffin
>Feel 200% better
>Hope restored!
>Thinking about K
>Pass out in McDonald's lobby.
>Awoken by guy repeatedly saying "Not my President!"
>Lol ackhmed ctrl
>Gather things from McDonald's
>Money from paypal hit my bank account. Feeling amazing.
>Going to dollar tree to get hydrogen peroxide to clean my feet. Athletes foot and homeless= kill me

Cont. Typing this from phone.

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>>34293332

Cont.

>Walk across parking lot, a lady honks her horn
>Watashi?
>I say hi after walking up to her car.
>She says "My son and I have been thinking about you, I don't know what you're going through atm, but you're in our prayers."
>Resisting urge to cry
>She hands me 10 dollars!
>Madwoman!
>Say my good byes and thank her.
>Walk to,dollar tree, get peroxide, foot,cream, bandaids and powder.
>Buy new socks, this is crucial.
>Buy lighters just in case
>Urban survivalsit is fun
>Leave dollar General
>Find a secluded parking lot, take off shoes and begin doctoring my feet.
>Role play as Predator, during that scene where he's patching himself up
>"Hruuuuaaaar!"
>Autistically muster the best Predator roar I could.
>Loud af
>Feels good man.
>Patch feet up, comfy new socks
>Walk to the mall and browse my favorite board.
>Have to piss p-Badly
>Go to the bathroom and whip out dick
>Miscalculate
>Piss all over my pants
>immediately go,on suicide watch
>Fear not, there's a pair of jeans in my backpack
>Change in a stall
>Wrap piss logged pants in bag. Put in my back pack.
>Will wash soon
>Change, leave stall and wash up.
>random guy says "I love you, as I'm washing my hands."
>Fuck it, "I love you too man."
>He brightens up, we banter about Trump for a bit, part,ways.
>Walk over to a bank to return a lady's debit card that I found in a parking lot.
>Feeling pGood.
>Walk back to mall.
>Here we are.

Bit worried about the thunderstorms desu. But I got some money. Might kick it at a waffle house and draw some waifus until it ends.

Stay positive bros. Positivity is a powerful tool.

>woke up at 9am
>had breakfast with gf (croissants)
>watched Shutter Island together
>she gave me a handjob, came in her throat
>cuddled a few hours then came back to my place and watched some anime in my bed
>played a bit of Mario maker

Good day overall.

>>34293673
Tell me more hoboanon, I am vicariously supporting you through the screen as we speak.

>took my car to the dealership
>power locks broken, stuck indicator light on the instrument panel
>wait for four hours while they take apart the fuse box
>pay $130 for the diagnosis
>need to order $630 worth of parts to fix it
>have to watch the inauguration in the waiting room

But my dad wants to go have a burger with me tonight, that's good.

>>34290562
>woke up
>cried a lot because i woke up
>get out of bed after a few hours
>browse /r9k/ while wanting to die
this is everyday really

>>34293779
Idk what else to say, it's been pretty calm so far. What do you want to know?

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>>34290562
I read it as "dairy thread"

>>34293332
>>34293673
I hate how you still have heart.
If you were more miserable I'd take you in a fleshlight.

>>34290562
>woke up and had breakfast
>got ready for college
>went to college
>did stuff in college
>tried to check out some girls inbetween all of this
>went home
>ate and sat around browsing the internet
And here we are.

>>34290562
learned about delta motor winding circuits in college

It's confusing me

>woke up
>went to college, bought a coffee
>first class was a lame group assignment that seemed pointless
>watched Trump inauguration during break
>second class was a test so easy a blind chimp with a pencil in his mouth could ace it
>third class was boring lecture that taught me nothing I didn't already know
>came home
>ate leftover cold pizza
And now I'm posting this on /r9k/. Very slow, dull day.

>>34290562
>spent most the time googling zoo porn
>jerk off
>feel disgusted and guilty for being degenerate
>feel sad. that even animals are getting pussy while i am still a virgin.

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>Wake up at 1030pm to go to work
>get flat tire on way to work, making me an hour late (first time putting on my donut)
>Work in a plastics factory making ski goggles
>Decent night for what it is
>Home by 730 AM
>Dick around on /vn/ until tire stores open
>Get new tire, watch the inauguration while waiting
>Get home, play some Xcom
>Get ramen with a buddy
>Here now
>Going to bed soon

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>>34290562
>woke up in the chair by my computer
>resumed the shitposting from last night
>went to take a piss and grab a snack bar
>sat back in my chair and resumed shitposting

>>34293938
I've been off and on homeless, while I don't particularly enjoy it, I've learned to cope, and to remain optimistic. Negativity is just the worst... It made me lose everything I cared most about.

>Wake up and sleaze for an hour

>Get out of bed and have two coffees and strawberry kitkat

>Read and write a bit.

>Go with daddy to the grocery store because he cant drive. Eat at KFC first.

>Go home and watch Trump's inauguration

>Pretend I have friends to meet with and leave to the city. Cut my hair and scam my dad some money out of it.

>Buy two books and return home

>Browse the chans aimlessly. In the end this is the only board I like coming back to.

I'm in bad need of some friends

>>34293673
I have faith in you, hoboanon! Ganbare!

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got my transmission fluid changed (170)

got groceries (eating healthier for a change) (30)

watched a bit of coverage of pic related (free)

>some kids wake me up half an hour before my alarm at 2:48pm
>drink a cup of milk and 2 cracker-things for breakfast
>fuck around on r9k
>read some manga
>tell myself i'll study for my uni exams but don't because i still have time apparently
>keep reading some manga
>drink some orange juice
>fire up osu! but realize i'm still shit and my hands are cold
>take a 30 minute nap
>snooze until 1 hour passes
>take a bath
>eat my puny lunch consisting mostly of cabbage(although it's 9:30 pm)
>browse r9k

another boring day

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>>34294203
Hei! Thank you anon! I have many, many more stories to share. I could go by the Tripfag name "Hoboanon" and make some threads if people would be interested in reading them. I've been thru some shit.

>woke up, made breakfast
>went walkies with my dog
>ate, did 40 min cardio
>shitposted a bit, played some vidya
>slept 2 hours(I'm on 6h night and 2h day sleep regime)
>ate some more, watched Trump inauguration
>ate again
>went to the gym
>went to nightshift

Am here now at reception dunno what to do.

>>34290562
i love these threads
>on bus going to sixthform
>some libtards have put up a sign on a bridge going over the road leading to my school
>'love trump's hate' it says
>even though we live in the uk
>their stupid hippy faces are looking at my bus
> luckily im at the front on the upstairs level so they can see very clearly im holding up my middle finger at them
>a catch a certain bearded numale's eye and i see some of the light in his eyes die
>feelsgoodman
>get off bus and laugh at them
>spent my first couple of hours feeling sad cause i found out my oneitis (female) had a gf
>rumors spread that i was going to shoot up the school on the 20th
>supposedly i would set off a fire alarm and then start shooting
>bell malfunctions and rings as if it was a fire bell
>people shit bricks
>constantly being bombarded by
hey anon when u shoot up the school dont shoot me xDDD
>have heard this everyday for the past two months
>how do these people have friends and i don't
>meet with only friend who forces me to sit with the stereotypical 'druggy group'
>he is autistic and sits there in silence
>he occasionally fake laughs so he can pretend hes part of their conversation as they talk about how they are "getting waved this weekend"
>he seems to be in denial that he is the obvious outsider to the group and that he hardly even talks to them when they hang out
>when he does talk he is telling them personal secrets i told him
>i got him back though
>after one particular incident where he told them all i got a lapdance from a fat tranny (FtM)
>i admitted to him that he means nothing to me and if i had anyone else , a girlfriend, a boyfriend or just a friend i would leave him in the dirt immediately
>he got really quiet after that considering im his 'best friend' and never talked about me again
>last session i did a trump impression which made a qt laugh
>feels good to be literally chad
>accidentally ended up singing 'take me to church' full pelt to my class
>pretty good day

>>34294408
Yes please! Also, this is the first time I've ever posted on this board. I just wanna say good luck with life man.

>>34290562
>Wake up running on ~4 hours of sleep
>watch about 3 hours of trump inauguration
>read a bit of a book I've been consuming over the past year
>program a bit
>later, gonna go hang outside and read up a bit on American history with my tulpas; it's raining out, so it will be very /comfy/.

All in all, pretty solid day so far. Better day than I've had in weeks.

>>34294826
Welcome to the end of 4chan! Its not too bad, I enjoy frog posting and the people here. I'll write more when I get some food later.

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>>34294608
>rumors spread that i was going to shoot up the school on the 20th


Thanks for the laugh anon

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>>34290562
I can't greentext.

>wake up
>get text from store manager asking me to work on my day off, text him back no saying I have college work to do.
>he calls me. my heart skips a beat. says im on the rota to work today and I have to go (he got me confused with someone else)
>made shitty subs for shitty people
>crazy black man comes in towards end of shift and doesn't know how subway works despite me telling him. he gets angry and shouts weird nigger shit
>nice black lady comes in and order 2 subs. I like her, she made me laugh, I give her special discount to save her money

I guess this is life

>>34294972
Hey man, do you have a paypal ? I need to check my bank account but I may have some dollars for you. No promesses though

>>34290625
you sound like a nice man

>Woke up grumpy because I didn't get any sleep last night
>Took an actuarial exam, passed
>Drove home for 3 hours because the nearest center is 3 hours from the nowhere where I live
>Had inauguration stuff on DVR, but decided to just listen to music instead.
>Going out for Mexican food with my friends tonight.
>Packing afterword, I head back to uni on Sunday

>>34290562

>did cardio for 35 minutes
>dropped amazon return off at UPS
>picked up a book from the library
>read Beowulf and took a quiz on it
>

That's about it besides the usual bodily functions and stuff. Just gonna listen to music now and maybe watch my guilty pleasure Push later.

Nothing is exciting anymore

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>be me
>go through day, like every other one
>woke up at 7, went to classes (am at universidad)
>get back to room before roomie
>ask him if he wants to go to the rec-center
>he does
>we go, but it's full
>we go to lil'Caesar's instead, haven't eaten anything since breakfast
>want cheese, he wants pepperoni
>decide to split a pie
>costs $5.30
>check wallet, have stupid amount of twenties
>ask muh bro if he has a $5 bill
>he does, gives it to me
>found a $1 bill while he got his $5
>told cashier: "don't want to keep you here forever."
>hand him $25
>wat
>change reads $19.70
>stand in corner of establishment with roomie laughing at my autism
>turns out there was a $20 bill tucked behind the $1, grabbed that by mistake.

>>34295109
I do, but I'm weird about taking money. It makes me feel really guilty.

>>34295265
It's your choice man. I don't want you to feel bad, but just know it's just a little help from an anon to another

>>34295368
Alright

Is there anywhere I can email you with my paypal? I'm nervous about posting it on 4chan

>Union president is lazy fuck
>head of my work is old fuck who hates dealing with the resource people
>need job specific license within 2 years for job or get shit canned
>union guy and boss literally say I'm on my own and nobody in resources wants to write the P.O for it
>19 and now running for union rep of the city workers and terrified.
>Will only have 2 months after elected to get shit pushed and take state test
(Diary over a 3 month period still counts right..?(
God I hate that the only way to get this shit straightened out is to literally inherit the power to do so.
My fag friends are all in college and literally have no clue about any of this stuff so I have nobody to really talk to about this.

>>34295430
[email protected]

>>34293673
Hope you find a home soon hoboanon

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>>34290562
>Uber over to appointment
>get shocked and have my back cracked
>go outside to see it's pouring ass rain
>go to Uber to order ride
>have somehow been banned from using fucking Uber
>have to use Lyft
>Lyft to several places while talking to normie drivers
>Pickup a burger and some pot
>Supposed to go on a hike with my recently 5150'd friend today
:^) Fuck Lyft and Uber I somehow got charged for a ride I didn't even order
Also
>During one Lyft order the driver who was four minutes away from me cancels
>Next guy to pick me up 20 fucking minutes away
>It cost 5 dollars to cancel the automatic switch instead of allowing me to find people in my fucking area
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34295550
Me too, man. I miss being /Comfy/ I want to buy a car and live out of that, or a van and just save. Being homeless and on foot sucks

>>34295642
Taxis ftw. I hope uber never comes to my country.

>>34295642
Man that sucks, I've never really had any problems with Uber. Guess I'm lucky

>>34294408
Please do this i like your storys too.

>>34295697
Sounds like a plan then! I'll grab a bite to eat, maybe treat myself to some spaghetti,then greentext a new thread. Idk where to start. I might just pick up on how I became homeless this time around.

It's crazy that people are interested in my tales of fuckery.

>>34295690
Uber is pretty gay I wish we had taxis in retarded suburbia
>>34295692
Before that they wouldn't let me use my credit card for whatever reason and then when I lost it and replaced it I was good to go until I got dicked again by Uber they're fucking gay.

>woke up
>cleaned toilet and bathroom floors
>made thai veggie gyoza
>started watching inauguration
>became sexually aroused for some reason
>relieved myself
>ate gyoza
>continued watching inauguration whilst caping for a 2D woman in a thread on /c/
>finished family-sized portion of gyoza
>watched tv again (still inauguration)
>became sexually aroused during the parade
>relieved myself
>continue caping for anime girl
>wanted to call friends to make plans, but no friends.
>posted this

>>34295771
Its because you seem so happy and positive in the face of adversity. Sometimes i think i would be better suited to survival more than trying to live a productive life.

I look forward to more storys hoboanon.

Im not a christian but god bless you.