How do I make myself schizophrenic?

>>34290397
Lots of LSD and shrooms, but that will only work if you are genetically predispositioned for the disease

>>34290429
I don't see anyone getting out healthy after a week of non-stop psychedelic/dissociative use

DMT, LSD, shrooms, lots of weed, MDMA, DXM, ket, etc.

Take large doses of all of them, and in consecutive days for at least a week. Your brain will be potato.

Take random research chemicals and mix them with amphetamines like adderal and meth

Why would you want to be schizophrenic?

>>34290397
LSD, but why you would want to do that is beyond me.

>>34290429
this won't work

but just take a steady supply of LSD non-stop, doubling dose every day). LSD makes you schizophrenic for a little bit.

>>34291396
i want my daydreams to be real

>>34291426
As a schizo I can tell you that's not how that works at all. You usually just hear whispers or voices that make your gut and chest clench in fear, think people are watching you when they aren't, hear people creeping up behind you when you're walking, etc.

Long story short none of the symptoms of schizophrenia feel good. Try hallucinogens or speed, at least those are usually accompanied by euphoria.

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>>34290397
eat cat poo

>>34291425
LSD and hallucinogens don't make you schizophrenic, you don't know what you're talking about. Go ahead and refute this as much as you want, but doubling your dose is just a waste of LSD

>>34290696
Mdma and ket,dxm are bad in big quantities mkk??

>>34291642
>sleep paralyses all day long
No thanks, I got my fill.

i think your suposed to take mk801

>>34291642
>You usually just hear whispers or voices that make your gut and chest clench in fear, think people are watching you when they aren't, hear people creeping up behind you when you're walking
Is it bad that these things already happen to me?

>>34292831
>Is it bad that these things already happen to me?
You tell us man

>>34290397
Make your own "tulpa"

I am schizophrenic
It's not fun
I am super paranoid about everything and everyone

Smoke a bunch of bath salts and cat nip.

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>>34290397
One simple thing. All you have to do is ask yourself.

Is it safe?

>>34291642
How did it start out for you? What were your first symptoms? I am noticing some symptoms (I don't know if they are symptoms of shizophrenia or not) on myself lately, like being incredibly paranoid (turning around every other minute to check if I'm followed, even when alone in my apartment sometimes), seeing shadows in the corner of my eyes moving around and I had a pretty weird experience where I had the feeling that random thoughts kind of "appeared" out of nowhere, feeling like they are memories or thoughts I never thought.

>>34292831
You probably have schizophrenia. Talk to a doctor.

MDPV (bath salts) is the only correct answer, which has been consistently shown to cause stimulant psychosis in extraordinarily low doses compared to other stims, and even in people with no genetic predisposition to schizophrenia.

Meth or crack binging could also get the job done over a long period of time, depending on your genetics. So could DXM or DPH

But seriously OP, this is a terrible idea and you'll regret it every day until you eventually kill yourself and/or wake up strapped down in a crazy house. Don't fucking do it, schizophrenia is literal hell

>>34291426
That's not how it works

>>34293636
Also I start to have many nightmares about people plotting to kill me, which is weird, as my dreams usually are very abstract and don't have a coherent theme. Quite recently I even experienced a sleep paralysis for the first time, if that has anything to do with that.

>>34291894
They make you feel like you're schizophrenic while on them. Doubling the dose daily is necessary because of tolerance buildup.

>>34291425
>for a little bit
Schizos forever I'm afraid

>>34293966
Not schizophreniform disorder