Fucking Normies Excommunicated Me

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>be me
>go to mass
>filled with chad families and oldfags
>starts late, no-one will sit next to me
>tfw chestertonian physique
>lectio divina>showers
>guitar music & ENGLISH hymns
>tfw no gregorian chant
>mfw priest is cucked, keeps talking about loving thy neighbour,never mentions crusades
>mfw no ad orientem
>mfw altar servers are wearing shitty white albs
>doyoueventrad.jpg
>somethings a bit strange about the altar boys
>get a closer look
>some of them are GRILS
>trying to restrain rage
>mfw priestcuck is serving communion in the hand like the fucking normie he is
>decide to take action, devise plan to get communion in mouth
>NEETcath master race represent
>go up to priestcuck
>stick tongue out
>he just looks confused
>lean forwards more
>priest looks frightened, tries to wave me on
>people in line behind me are whispering
>im not leaving without the eucharist in my belly
>lunge forwards with my tongue still out to get dat real presence
>miscalculate, fall into the priest tongue first
>priest drops ciborium, starts yelling, altar servers crying
>everyone thinks im trying to lick the priest
>im crying in rage & humiliation
>decide these novos ordos cucks dont deserve the body of christ, who was a NEET anyway
>scream DEUS VULT
>tacticool roll over to the ciborium and grab it
>use assassins creed freerunning to escape as the church descends into chaos
>feelsgoodman

Anyway now im excommunicated and mummy has grounded me for the next week, feels bad man.

Does anyone know how you join the SSPV?