missed opportunities

>>34306738
ive missed years cuz all of these druuuuugs

>>34306738
Never had any, girls hated me in school.

>>34306738
A girl straight up asked me out and i said "ill think about it"

She set off alot of red flags though

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I don't like to think about this anymore but
>16 back in hs
>qt girl I talked to in a group of friends literally wanted my dick
>everyone hit on her but she was always into me
>told me she would enjoy fucking me one time
>rubbed on my inner thighs once
>offered to invite me over to her house after school to "hang out"
>offered to hold my hand on the way to a class one time when she actually remembered my birthday
>always thought about her and looked foward to going to school only to see her
>king sperg so I never made a move despite others encouraging me to do so
>she confronted me one day and asked me "what the fuck"
>ask her what does she mean
>she asked if I liked her and I said yes
>offered to be my gf
>"maybe"
>moved two years later and haven't talked to her since

Now, there's a qt at work I'm not sure that really likes me or is just nice to everybody. Coworkers jokingly asked if she liked me and she said yes but I'm 95% sure she has a bf already.

I actually might of been fired yesterday but I'm going to have to call my boss in the morning to see if I really am. The only thing I'm actually scared of happening is losing a chance to get her number.

>>34306738
Once when in high school I tried to woo 2 girls at once. They were friends. One of them actually fell for me, but I was mainly after the other one, as she was prettier. When the first girl found out about it, she flipped out and called me a man-whore and told me she never wanted to see me ever again.

>tfw was so desperate to get laid as a teenager I was chasing after two or more girls at a time

In middle school a blonde twin asked me out, I declined because muh studies. In high school I was asked out by a fat Latina, shut her down before she could get her hopes up. In same highschool, an athletic guy was flirting with me, this was before I realized I was bi, so I left the premises.

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>>34306738
> kind of prom dance (I'm not from the US but it was sorta like the same thing, only way less formal and fancy)
> grill from my class asked me if i feel ok, i look drunk and blah.. Asks me if i want her to take me home
> say no, continue drinking
> mfw years later
she was actually kind of hot too

> drinking in this tiny little dorm house bar on a regular basis for years a few semesters back
> very horny fatty ended up isolating me from everything else going on every single time
> obvioudlsy wanted the dick but i was oblivious to it
> she was also annoying and obvioudly fucked in the head
> still kinda regret it since i'm a fucking 26yo virgin at 27 now

> match a grill on tinder
> she asks for my number, makes obvious hints that she wants a sort of fuckbuddy relationship
> the pics she put up on tinder suck, looks like a 5/10
> i stop messaging, she eventually unmatches me
> find her on facebook
> looks like a goddamn 9/10 fuck goddess in every other pic
> shame and regret

> sign up to one of those shady sex dating websites
> among the 99% of fake profiles and bots i actually find a girl from my city
> she's really fucking tall and fat as fuck though
> we exchange lewd pics, I develop a non-ironical bbw fetish
> got her number but still refuse to contact her because the shame is too great and i'm still looking to find a perfect virgi qt grill i actually like to lose my v-card to

off the top of my head

senior year of high school some girl had a crush on me and made the effort to wait for me after class to go and talk to me, but i would always avoid her because my friends thought she was weird. I probably would have gotten laid

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>burnout loner at uni
>never talk to anyone in class but notice one girl
>we always make eye contact and look away
>autism.exe
>can never initiate anything
>sitting in the lunch area
>eating
>reading old shonen jump
>the girl from class sits down in the empty seat across from me
>hi.
>look back down at yuyu hakusho
>can't make eye contact or say anything
>gets up and leaves after a few minutes
>Still don't know for sure why she sat there
>Still don't know why I didn't say anything

girl asked me to at least send her dick pics

dated cute girl without touching, I was a cold inhuman coward for years, we could have been something but I was dead and inhuman so it didn't work

last was a divine red haired girl, first person I connected to in a year maybe... we texted, talked on the phone, she ghosted after a few weeks of engaging conversation, as if she had been deleted from the universe

>>34306864
>i'm still looking to find a perfect virgi qt grill i actually like to lose my v-card to
this desu. it will probably never happen but i just dont want to fuck an annoying slut

>>34306857
I forgot about the two different love notes that I recieved in my locker. I wrote them off as pranks and went on with my day.
>how the fuck do you mess up so much

>>34306753
And you found the true meaning of life, substance abuse. I love you too anon

>>34306753
Fuck man, I can appreciate that too.

I've been in a relationship with my partner for 7years now, we own a house together.

Drugs continues to be the thing that pulls us apart. Fuck drug addication

>>34306738

Not 'love' but this one happened several months ago, I've posted it before:

>on omegle
>black screen because I say a lot of shit that I don't want traced back to me
>get matched with some girl, shes a 4/10 at best but I'm a khv so who gives a shit
>call her a bitch, tranny and say some /pol/ style stuff
>she thinks its funny
>I tell her tits or gtfo
>she says okay
>didntthinkthatwouldwork.jpg
>"naw you look like a minor"
>"I'm not a minor"
>she did not look like a minor
>"Naw I don't want to risk it"
>Conversation quickly ends
Also at the start of high school (no middle school where I live) there were several girls that were interested in me and would have taken a minimal amount of work to go out with but for whatever autistic reason I never acted on it. Now I'm a 19 khv.

>>34306803
this is top drawer autism

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>girl hits on you
>suddenly develop high standards

bumpann

>>34306738
>be early middleschool
>be a sporty funny guy and whatnot
>chat up the girl that is easily the best looking in class and depending on your preferences either 1-3 prettiest in school
>get a call one day
>it's her
>I never gave her my number so she must have asked for it
>hey anon wanna hang out?
>s-sorry maybe another t. me
10 years later and still a kv, just end me senpai.

>>34307923
Iktf, though after years of lonesome neetdom any market value I had in the dating market is gone so I no longer have any standards but I no longer have that kind of value either. I am this guy btw >>34308873

>>34306738
>18 year old me
>have oneitis
>we went drinking together
>tells me she lost her keys and asks if she can sleep at my place
>on our way home we meet 2 of my pothead friends
>tell them to come along and get high with us
>oneitis suddenly remembers were here keys are
>I spend the night wo her smoking with friends
>only on the next day I realize that she wanted to get dicked
>realize I am retarded and deserve to be alone

pot ruined a lot of opportunities for me. Be smart Don't start kids.

>>34306738

1 missed opportunity that I know of.

>back in high school senior year
>was a horn dog, would masturbate thinking about all the girls in my class, didn't really use porn because I found girls I know hotter because I know them
>at lunch one day
>quiet, incredibly shy, nerdy girl comes to my table with 8 of her friends
>they're all smiling at me
>I assume they're there for the uber Chad frined
>they tell me one of them likes me
>the quiet nerd that I've known for 6 years and had class with her but never heard her speak tells me she likes me and thinks I'm cute
>automatically think she's lying because her friends are assholes that have bullied me before, think she's in on it
>think why would she does this in front of her friends and mine, why wouldn't she just come up to me by herself when we're alone?
>ignore her and don't speak to her
>turns out she was serious

It feels bad every time. I used to masturbate to the thought of her and I cucked myself out of a relationship with her because I thought she was lying.

>in middle school
>qt latina is always talking to me and sitting next to me
>autist so don't realize she likes me
>she tells my friends that she likes me
>friends are jealous because she was actually hot
>they decide to not tell me
ff to freshman year
>hey anon remember that girl (forgot name)
>yeah why
>she had a crush on you and actually told us so we could tell you
>really
>yeah sorry about that
I could have been a norman.

I have many where a girl has been hitting on me and I haven't noticed until a year later.
Also a number of times where my moral code has kept my dick dry. Turning girls down for sex because they're drunk and stuff like that

During highschool, one week i got a decent haircut (the first and only good one i have ever had) and bought some skin products as well as started doing some excersize. Not for girls but for self improvement i guess. 2 girls asked me out that week but i sperged out and either autism walked away as they were still talking or muttered no and sorry and avoided them for the rest of school

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>>34306738

This is a very good one.

>Meet girl in philosophy
>Black and small. Face OK
>French
>Huge ass family, she's alone in the city in her own flat
>Wants my D
>Caresses me
>We're very much alike
>We go out to eat
>Asks me if I have a gf

>I spazz out and get nervous
>Say no and that I wouldnt want one and some other bs
>Drop her on the train

Never again

FUCK

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>25yo khv neet
>a 17 year old literal stacy crushes on me
>slim, petite with a pretty face, something you'd fap to in JB threads
>turn her down because she's "too young"
>really just have no idea how to handle a girl and deathly afraid she'd laugh at me and tell her friends

She grew up to be meh, but the fact that I cockblocked myself out of prime pussy that should be outside of my reach at that age, just because I might get ridiculed by a bunch of teenagers I'll never see again makes me want to punch myself in the dick every time I remember it.

>>34306738
I remember 3
Im your average fat and ugly guy

>Not so cute girl who has a crush with me
>Texted me via my sis mobile
>Didn't answer cuz obvious reasons

>Daughter of my mother's friend
>6/10, /fit/ body, but a little retarded
>One of my friends pranked about me wanting to kiss her
>She didn't have a problem with that and was ready for it
>I blew being a beta and giving her a little chop in her head, escaping after that

>Other of my sister's friend, though i liked her
>At somepoint start dating a not so friend of mine cuz he is a womanizer
>After sometime i found she liked me too, but i couldn't ask her for that.

I think womyn's got a radar for this things cuz when i wanted to ask, she avoided me, and meanwhile i was not interested, she at leas greeted me.

last save iah

>be me 19 y/o autist
>friend has a big gathering and his band plays for a bit
>get too drunk to even stand up
>realize i am hungry
>gather the strength to stand up and head to the big table with food
>start eating like a somalian kid
>8/10 qt comes and stands beside me and starts touching me
>i tell her to fuck off because i am hungry and i want to eat now
>later on she tries to make conversation when i am around friends
>look at her face then at her pussy and say "meh" and i go to sit with another group
FML can i be more of an autist?

>>34311286
>>look at her face then at her pussy and say "meh"
wut

>middle school, 5th grade
>really liked this girl
>we talked a lot and she's still the only girl I was ever friends with
>this was back during MySpace Era
>told my friend I had a crush on her but not to tell her
>friend tried to set us up and told her
>she messaged me on MySpace and told me she liked me
>asked me if I "liked liked" her
>got nervous and anxious and said no
>we still stayed friends
>she moved a few months later
>lost any connection with her when I deleted my Facebook at 13
>she came back in high school but I was doing online schooling by that point
>she started dating someone a few years of ahead of us in 7th grade
>they're still together

I still beat myself up over it even though I know it's pointless. She was the only girl I ever had a real crush on and I blew it because I was and still am an awkward idiot.

make me feel good about myself /r9k/