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Home alone on a sunday night /aus/?

> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
> What are your life plans
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?

/aus/bot discord here: https://discord.gg/nbMBPgx
(!!no internationals allowed!!)
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p-please join my thread & server...
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No manlets allowed edition
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>>34306618
IT'S NOT SUNDAY U DUM DOG
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>>34306439
Fuck off idiot it's not sunday
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Turning 23 tommorow fellas
None of my 'mates' have asked what I'm doing.
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Ready for some love
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>>34306439
> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
Not playing anything and not drinking either, just browsing stuff
> What are your life plans
1. Loss 20 kilos over the next year
2. Try get a gf
3. Fail both get even more depressed
4. ???
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
Cause being around people triggers my anxiety, but being alone triggers my depression.
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>>34306439
Wew lad, still saturday night over here.
It's not a real summer yet, still comfy near dusk.
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This cunts fucking out if it ay
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>>34306788
What are your plans, Anon? IMO you should treat yourself to some booze, pizza, and stay in watching movies.
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>>34306439
You are a virgin in your 20s while Chad took the virginities of multiple 13-15 year olds before he hit 18.
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tired as fuck
don't wanna sleep
can't find anything to fap too
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miserable at home shitposting.
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any north qld anons? (there never is)
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>>34307446
no fug off
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>>34306439

> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
Not playing vidya right now
Drinking James Squire cider
> What are your life plans
Finish uni, become a teacher but I'll probably just fail again and top myself
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
Because I'm awful socially and increasingly dead inside. My sister died last month and I felt nothing.
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>>34307584
How the fuck can a robot become a teacher? You're probably a normie. Also how are you going to be around sexy teens and kids all day without creeping on them
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>>34306439
I'm always home alone.

No girlfriend, no friends, no social life.

I have a cat but he's outside at the moment.

Trying to decide what to eat for dinner. Don't feel like anything in particular.
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>>34307661
What state cunt (orignaldnvnfn
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>>34307675
Victoria.

oregano
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>>34307639
>How the fuck can a robot become a teacher?
I can't, that's why I'm going to fail. I'm interested in/studying history and I can't think of anything else I could do for a job with a history degree. I know my autismo is gonna make it impossible
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Any Tasmanians tonight?
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>>34307723
I didn't expect to find anyone else from Tassie here
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>>34306788
Happy birthday for tomorrow anon.
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>>34307757
Hey man you in Hobart?
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>>34306788
iktf anon. Turned 23 a couple of days ago and spent it with family & alone.

feels bad man
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>>34307830
Nah, I'm in Clarence, but that's only like a half hour busride out of Hobart since our cities are so tiny
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>>34307863
That's basically hobart. What do you do with yourself?
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>>34306439
I was gannin ta join your channel till I saw rock bottom
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I spent last night in Nepean psychiatric ward because autism peaked

Good start to the weekend obviously
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>>34307877
>That's basically hobart
Yeah I know, I had to look it up to see if it was technically part of Hobart or not, it should be
>What do you do with yourself?
Uni, vidya, contemplate suicide
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>>34306439
>playing wow/fallout 4/slime rancher/erping
>life plans are: wait for the weekend to end. I have several pieces of porn, a pair of fleshlights and some hardware comming
>its 2017 and I' m a robot because fuck the alternate
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>>34306439
> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
playing nothing, drinking water because i cant afford booze
> What are your life plans
i'd like to win the lotto and do whatever i want for the rest of my life, but that will never happen.
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
because i hate people and i have a real short temper
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>>34307922
>he still plays fallout 4
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>>34307918
Sounds a bit rough.

What are you doing at uni?
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>>34307934
I'll be having fun. Tell /v/ I said hi when you get back
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>>34307937
History, German, English and Ancient Civilisations
Repeating cause my autismo got the better of me, I freaked out and missed a bunch of class, failed the whole year
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>>34307950
>Fun
>Fallout 4
One of these things is not like the other
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>>34307954
Poor you. How old are you and stuff?
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>>34307971
Turning 20 in July, feels weird
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SOMEONE BE MY GF AND TAKE MY VIRGINITY
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>>34307981
Hmm. Got mates and that sort of thing?
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>>34307966
sure m8. How's this for ya. I'll also be on reddit. Because fuck team robot and it's " can't like x, y or z" endorsements
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>>34307986
Did you glue your testicle hairs to your chin?
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>>34307991
Yeah, since I met most of them when I was younger and socialising was easier
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>>34307999
>"Le reddit XDDD are u triggered anon?! Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooo"

Oy
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>>34307831
I turned 30 the other day and no one said anything.

Felt like killing myself desu
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anyone else starting uni this year?
ive enrolled but ive got no clue what to do now
what units should i take? the site asked me if i wanted to defer my payments but is there anything else i need to do for HECS? i dont need to go to centrelink or anything for it?
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>>34308069
No, you don't need to go to centrelink or anything like that for HECS
What are you interested in? What do you want to do when you leave uni?
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Currently sitting in my desk chair drinking cheap wine well thinking about the past. Where did it all go wrong? It was so good before I came on r9k.
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>>34308018
Yeah that's the go mate.

So what are you doing with yourself in the off season?
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>tfw 23 yo, KV, never worked
>got accepted to do IT at uni this year
>not enthusiastic
>dunno if i should bother
>tfw depressed
>tfw no gf
>have to decide by january 30
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>>34308153
Vidya and shitposting, work on weekends so I can afford vidya and so I can save for a rental bond
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>>34307778
thank you anon
>>34307831
Yeah I'm going to be alone tomorrow. If its anything like last year only my mum and grandma will call me to wish me happy birthday.
At least I have enough money to treat myself.
>>34307231
Going to go to a nice thai restaurant for dinner. I stole a box of 80mg oxycontin from my grandma(she doesn't take them anymore. Going just nodd and cue up some comfy albums to listen to.
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>>34308172
Where you thinking of moving to?
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>>34308169
>never worked
You'll never get a job now
No employer wants a 23 yo with no experience when they can get a 16 yo for half the pay
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>>34308119
>What are you interested in?
im really not sure tbqh, Just want to get through the first year with a high GPA.
I've always thought about medicine so i'll probably just be spending all of my time studying to keep that on the table at least. if not maybe actuarial studies if i feel like transferring after a year.
I'm just starting a generic medical science bachelors at the moment.
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>>34308182
Somewhere in town so I'm closer to uni and away from all the bogans on the eastern shore
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etto
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>>34308205
Yeah its not great there hey.

So why you on /r9k/?
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I'm trying to watch my animemes but the stacy next door is having a very loud party
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>>34308194
Don't listen to this guy.

Got into Woolies as an experienceless 22yo.
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>>34308275
Because I'm almost 20, still a virgin (though not khv), have terrible social skills, severe anxiety and depressive disorders and hate my life
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>>34308404
Yeah the classic hey.

So what are you doing to unfuck yourself?
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>>34308404
>not khv

Fuck outta here normalfag
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> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
Nothing, instead I'm practising my juggling.
> What are your life plans
Dont have any
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
Crippling social anxiety with no access to medication or therapy
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>>34306439
>Home alone on a sunday night /aus/?
It's Saturday?
> What are you playing/drinking tonight?
Sleep/water
> What are your life plans
fug at least once
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
not fugging
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>>34308432
Chad friend convinced me to get Tinder to meet girls, I can get matches with actually pretty qt girls but I fuck it up when it comes to actually talking to them and just come off like an autist or can't think of anything to say. My social skills are improving and have been for a long time but they're still shit, I guess I'll just keep trying to improve them. The anxiety and depression stuff, I've seen doctors, psychs etc, got meds, but none of it seems to work for me.
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>>34308529
>matching with attractive girls

I haven't had a match in over 6 months with anyone besides a bot and i swipe almost daily.
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>>34308529
Hmm guess its all looking good then.

Got many girl friends?
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>>34308565
I have one female friend, who already has a bf
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>>34308631
Just practice talking to her
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>>34308641
Talking to her is different than talking to girls I'm into though, since she's already got a bf that whole romantic aspect isn't there so I can be comfortable around her without worrying so much, talking to her isn't the same as talking to girls I want to date or whatever
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>>34306788
Organise a late bday thing next weekend there is nothing open Sunday.
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>>34308875
Eh they're just people

Just be yourself ^_^
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>>34308904
>Just be yourself
Hasn't worked so far
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>>34308965
Be a version of yourself thats more confident.
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>>34306439
>What are you playing/drinking tonight?
witcher 3/ and single fin
> What are your life plans
To keep my job then kill myself on a train to work working said thankless that provide money to social programs that enable Australian women to be spoiled entitled whores.
> It's 2017, why are you still a robot?
Feminism

Most of the misery in my life stems from my my height and looks. I'm the genetic reject in the middle of my spoiled little brothers.
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>>34309124
What thankless program is that?
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>>34308965
You're 19 mate.

idk meet a nice girl. grab her by the pussy and you're good to go
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>>34309155
>What thankless job is that?
Digital marketing
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>>34306788
Happy birthday anon. Forget about those cunts. You can look after yourself
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>>34309172
>grab her by the pussy
I'm not PotUS though
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Who actively hates this society that gives a Chad all the women and fucks the average male over. My two have been approached with modeling contracts. And no they didn't work t for their looks it was given them fuck I hate them both so fucking much.
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>>34309626
>My two brothers have
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>>34308032
Happy belated birthday anon. I didn't see or hear from anyone when I turned 30.
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Anyone stayed inside for years and rarely went out and surprised to see how much their area has changed?

I need to start going out again to find a job now that I'm manchild, not just a teen. Thinking about taking long walks to take in everything then start applying for jobs. It's pretty stupid when I know the area but it all feels alien. I even live near the beach but I've rarely been during my NEET years, I'm just glued to my computer all the time.
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>tfw no qt ausbots
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>tfw adelaide

truly the worst feel, at least no one in tasmania is dying of the heat
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