>gf refuses to even go near my dick until I get circumcised

>>34330311
Any girl who wants her guy to mutilate himself for her is clearly a psychopath. Leave her.

Blatant b8

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if you don't want to feel anything, go for it.

>>34330520
so my dick would be like my soul?

>tfw no foreskin bf

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>>34330539

i came into this thread to shitpost, not to feel.

Why is this shit on r9k

>>34330546
I have a foreskin and I'll be your bf

>>34330311
Obviously bate, but any girl like that is a psychopath who you should immediately leave without a second thought.

It's just skin ffs. Remind her that soap exists, and that men usually take showers daily.

>>34330311
would u let me SUCC

>>34330311
No one's falling for this b8 right?

I mean the dick's even photoshopped...

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I have no foreskin, I was circumcised when I was an infant. I've had many male partners, and I've noticed that I always last much longer than them... it got especially awkward one time when I 69'd one of them and while he came pretty quickly, I was stuck hanging over him to the point he was visibly and audibly annoyed. Also I'm a bottom, meaning I don't even satisfy them by ramming them for long periods of time thanks to reduced sensitivity.

I fucking want my foreskin back

>>34330571
Am I allowed to touch it?

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Keep tugging your wrapping back until you can do this.

>>34330779
not just allowed, encouraged

>>34330311
that dick ain't right
circumsized dicks fold back when hard

>>34331045
>tfw enthusiastic foreskin bf most likely lives nowhere near me
Prove me wrong please

>>34330649

How long DO you last for:
>sex
>blowjobs
>handjobs with lube

>>34331100
I'm from Australian, sorry in advance.

>>34331100
I dont date traps

>>34330311
It's already too late m8, you gotta get it done at birth or it will be fucked up

>>34331124
>from Australian
I couldn't decide between am Australian and from Australia

>>34331124
>Australia
Holy fuck. What state?

>>34331131
i grill

>>34331181
>What state?
I'm in brisbane

>>34330311
dump her for me pls

>>34331181
where are you? desuu

>>34330649
>not being bi vers masterrace

Cum on step it up fag

>>34331193
We're not in the same state. feelsbad

>>34330311
nice benis op

>>34330649
>I fucking want my foreskin back

I know tf senpai.

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>>34331124
>>34331181
>tfw think the Aussie accent is the sexiest in the universe
>tfw I'll never have an Aussie bf because I live in Texas
Someone shoot me in my sleep; I can't take it.

>>34331662
If you weren't gay I would love a Texas bf. You guys have the qtest accent.

>>34331181
>implying you're not just a gilr (male)

you can't fool me incubus

>>34331662
Are you a boy or a girl anon?

How would you feel about me importing you to Aus?

>>34331763
I'm a boy
I could spare you the expenses and just study abroad over the summer, but I'm not sure how much of a headache that'd be for me

>>34331875
sounds like it'd be more of a pain in your arse than a headache

>>34331875
Oh no anon, all expenses would be on me. I've got a double bed that needs to be filled ;-; and I love Texan accents, so it sounds like you're qt hasubando material

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We did it /r9k/. We helped 2 anons find love. Sure it's filthy, hot gay sex between a Texan and Aussi (I wonder which will be bottom) , but it's love nonetheless. This makes me glad I browse at 5a.m.

>>34331118
>I never cum from sex since I'm a bottom and my partner always cums first even if they stroke my cock in the middle of it, I have to be finished off afterwards
>I usually take ~10-20 minutes to cum from blowjobs depending on how horny I am
>Handjobs take a long ass time, don't usually get them honestly

>>34331181
tfw no foreskin loving australian robot gf

>>34332126
Stop taunting me anon. I can't touch your penis from here and there's nothing I can do about it

>>34332186
touch your own

>>34332186
where is "here" anon

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>>34332199
Everyone stop homo-posting for one second so I can do this. CHECKED.

>>34332186
but you can if you live in a d e l a i d e

original

>>34332199
>tfw no foreskin
>tfw no penis
>tfw stuck with 2 holes I can't do shit with
Thanks for reminding me

>>34332203
Convict land

>>34332221
Even further than Brisbane anon

>>34332262
don't tell me you're in one of the forbidden cities; perth or darwin

>>34332262
are you from sydney?

>>34332262
but where in convict land anon, it's a big place, and if you wanna find a foreskin to touch you're gonna have to be specific

>>34332294
>perth
>closer to brisbane than adelaide
Anon...