>mom comes into my room with a collection of paperwork from

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>mom comes into my room with a collection of paperwork from a false consciousness building exercise (attending worksource job workshops), regurgitating some shitty sales pitch the lady there gave her and legitimately believing that all I need to do to get a job is drink the kool-aid and attend these classes and a good job is basically guaranteed
>I try to reason with her but she just claims I'm misrepresenting her, then she says I should just give it a chance
>i remind her that every piece of advice she has told me to give a chance so far has had precisely zero success and the only interviews I've gotten so far were from my own methods
>she starts shouting at me and says fine, if I'm so smart I can get a job on my own
>agree with her
>she's throwing me out now