>tfw professor forces you into teams of two but there's

>>34392862
>It's okay that you farted.

Did you guys fuck?

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I'm 50-50 on the possibility that he/you actually lurk(s) here, but if you're here Lane, thx for letting me put our whole presentation on the line even though I slept for about 1 hour over 2 days and I was high as a kite

>tfw professor said we had the best presentation out of the whole class

I did as you told me, you dirty little boy, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting autist when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Keith's fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a roomful of farting autists. It is a rather boyish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine neurotypicals have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold lad would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Keith will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>34392925
No but we did hold hands.

>>34393181
>read Joyce's horrible fart letters
>try to read Ulysses
>can't because of horrible fart letters

>>34393195
>but we did hold hands.

uh, why?

>>34393448
We were instructed to, it was for partnered stretches.