Have you ever seen two people have sex in real life?

Pretty hot op.

Is this the new cuck fetish? Reverse cuck?

>>34442672

>be kid
>hear bed creaking in parents bedroom, think they're jumping in bed, want to jump too
>open door, they're in missionary position
>dad rolls over to his side and covers himself at mach 5 speed
>took me a few seconds to realize what they were doing, then quickly close door and return to my room

yes
>2006
>going on ride with two friends
>we get bored and they randomly call some girl to chill
>after hanging out with her for a bit they ask me to go get something to eat from the convience store
>I come back and look in the car, and they are eiffel tower her.
>she looks directly at me while doing this...

A friends mom getting fucked by one of her random hookups. She was like 3 months divorced after her husband cheated on her and just started acting like she was 21 again.

27 years old, never even seen a girl naked in real life

yes, two couples were trying to be edgy at a pool party that got out of control.

the girls in each couple were totally overplaying it, making the whole thing look comical.

All I could think of was nature documentaries and water buffalo mating. it came off as really clinical and non sexual.

>>34442939
eifel tower?

Why do bitches grab their tits when they're getting fucked?

Explain this r9k

>>34442939
>Friends have a 3some without you
cucked by friends...savage

>be at party/get together type thing (around 12 people)
>normie, ree, etc
>all in one big room
>people start to sleep since we were all drinking
>guy and girl start making out
>don't care, just leave em be
>start to pass out in a chair as things start escalating between them
>wake up with a guy's ass two feet from my face as she's bent over and he's plowing her from behind
>they keep having sex for like 30 minutes while I watch in silence in the dark
Pretty whatever. Totally demystified sex for me I guess (was like 22 and KHV (still KHV now at 26)).

I've also seen people have sex on a slide at a playground before too. That was less exciting.

My wife and her bf

>>34442939
>they are eiffel tower her
What did he mean by this?

>>34442672
>first day in college dorm
>hear two people loudly having sex in the next room over
well I came close I guess

>>34443101
>>34442939


One is fucking her pussy, the other is fucking her mouth.
Perhaps i should have used the term spit roasted.

>>34443163
thanks for the clarification op

>>34442672

Do I count as one of the two people?

Because then yes

t. Crypto-normie

>>34443105
>find job in another town
>move there
>don't know anyone there
>first day lonely as fuck
>oh well I'll survive
>second night wake up to moans of pleasure
>oh shit it's people fucking!
>it's the neighbors in the apartment above
>all the windows are open because summer
>I can hear them clear as day
>bitch is moaning like a pornstar
>I'm sad and horny at the same time

This kept happening throughout the whole summer and it amplified my loneliness every time. And it happened at any hour. One time I heard them at 7:30am, not what you want to hear right before going to wagecuck. One other time I heard them while I was taking a shit, that was really annoying. A couple of times I heard people fucking in the apartment next to mine, that was the lanlord's mother's apartment but she didn't always stay there so I guess one of his kids used it when she was away, probably his daughter. Anyway, I was glad when that summer ended and they finally closed their god damned windows because it was a freakin torture, I don't know how cucks can enjoy that shit.

yes, my parents

I did once:
>Have 17 and friend is a year younger
>He starts showing off his girlfriend and telling me he fucks her, she's right there as he says it
>Tells her to let him fuck her in front of me as proof
>She's hesitant but agrees
>He undresses her and gets naked
>Dude starts trying to penetrate her but can't
>He gives up and have her suck him up
The whole thing was very awkward and i tried to look away as much as possible to avoid conflict with either of them

>>34443163
eiffel tower implies they highfive while doing it, right?

>>34442672
No thank god heard it through the walls yes plenty. That butterfly effect scene where the roommate has sex in front of him freaks me out.

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>>34442939
I hope they weren't doing it in your car.

BTW, I'm like the only other person here who understood what you meant by eiffel tower. Bunch of prudes in here.

>>34442672

Nope.
It's actually pretty weird. Apparently sex is this super common thing and everyone is constantly doing it all the time, but I wouldn't even know it existed if it weren't for the internet. No one in my family ever said a word about it and I was too autistic to even figure out the hint hint wink wink of sexualized media of MTV days. Like I got horny but I didn't know you were supposed to do something with that.

>>34444138
Why didn't you just leave?

>>34444138
I honestly would have gone off on him for thinking I would care. What retard does that?

>>34444195
That guy was a "young brother" type of friend who felt the need to compete with me and was very happy about "beating" me at having sex first, i didn't wanted to make him feel bad in front of his gf by just leaving but i didn't wanted to look like i wanted in on the action. The guy kept making eye contact and the girl, just like me, was trying to look away. That's why it was so damn uncomfortable

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>>34442672

>new years eve party in 2010
>its me, my friend (A) and his gf and other friend (B) and his gf
>chilling in a red roof inn
>drunk and high as fuck
>A and his gf start making out sitting on the floor
>B and his gf get under covers on the bed
>start fucking
>bed starts creaking
>me and A go to lobby in hotel and go to the bar
>get drunker
>go back to the room
>As gf is naked masturbating to B and gf fucking on the bed with no covers
>me and A go down to lobby and drink some more and watch the ball drop

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Yes

>in a government-subsidised "council home" of sorts
>single mother in her early-20's moves into the unit next door
>she's a slut
>trying to sleep, got work the next day
>(*DOOF*) (*DOOF*) (*DOOF*) (*DOOF*)
>oh fuck, she's playing shitty techno
>look at the time
>it's 3am
>get up to inform her about the loud music
>hear fucking sounds
>she's really enjoying it (or pretending to)
>open my door
>look over
>her front door is wide open
>she's riding the cock carousel and about to cum
>I say "hello, there!"
>her and the guy are both startled
>"Hi, I'm your neighbour Pete. We've never met, but hello! I really hate to ask, but it's 3am and I need to be up in a few hours for work. Would you mind turning the music down a little, please?"
>she's embarrassed as fuck but replies that she will
>I smile and tell her, "oh, and if you're planning on doing some more fucking with the door wide open, feel free to invite me along next time."
>she tells me to fuck off and slams the door

And that's the first and last time we spoke.

I once saw a young couple wearing their uniforms on a public place with lots of people. the guy was sitting with his back rested on a wall and had his uniform jacket covering his pelvic area and his gf was sucking him off covered by it

>>34444334
>leave voyer gf masturbating to go have drinks
>what could go wrong?

>>34444159
no, it was his beat up old car.
>>34444139
yeah they were

>>34444376
What a rude roastie to respond like that when you're just offering friendship.

Nothing sadder than jacking it while a couple your age next door are doing it.

>>34442672
He has a very high scrotum to testicle ratio.

>>34442672
i walked in on my roastie whore of a mother getting fucked by some random dude when i was like 5

>>34445266
Original pics or it didn't happen originally

>>34443027

Either for the sensation or because the bouncing hurts?

Mine doesn't do that, but sometimes she takes my hands and moves them onto her boobs.

>>34444289
maybe he was gay for you anon

When I was 10, I was home sick from school, sick but not sick enough not to watch cartoons
Heard yelling outside, looked out window and saw the neighbor knocking his wife around in the front yard
He drags her and the kid into their house, in the fighting one of the windows has the curtains and mini-corners pulled down, we lived in a mobile home community, we were in the single wide/RV area, we lived in an RV
I watched as he beat the crap out of the woman and her kid, blood, snot, screams, unbelievable screams, he was punching and using his belt to whip them
He stripped them naked and tied up the girl, then rapped the Mom, she fought a lot, he punched her until she stopped moving around, then he fucked the girl on the couch, he kept choking her with the belt, she was all cut up and bloody, she was around 11 or 12
I just sat and watched, first time I can remember getting turned on and having a hard on, it was exciting, he controled them, hurt them, it was pretty cool
I called the police from the pay phone outside our laundry building, this was a while ago, after the guy threw the girls little dog against the wall, his name was Jackie, he was a Chihuahua mix, I remembered petting him a few times, so I got mad, didn't really care about the woman and her daughter but hurting the dog really bugged me, 10 years old boys are a little odd
Cops came, caught him, ambulances, fire people all that shit, CYFD came since I was home alone, my Mom got in trouble, cops told the TV how brave I was and that I was a hero
Mom had to go to court, she got fined and we got home visits for a year, after she was let off probation she beat the shit out of me and told me to mind my own business from now on
Got a few bad fetishes now, really, really want to control a woman and make them hurt and beg, biggest turn on is the screaming

>>34445541
Did the man get a fair trial and punishment?

>>34442672
I used to regularly goto a sex bar when I lived in Japan. Watching others have sex is only cool the first couple times, then it gets annoying if you aren't participating too

>>34445541

nojs. gave me a stiffy

>>34445622
If I remember right, he plead guilty to a bunch of stuff and got 5 to 10, this was a while ago and there wasn't the sex offender thing and men didn't get the same jail as now, this was early '90s, I remember getting a suit because he only took the deal just before trial, the suit was pretty cool, my Mom took it back to Goodwill when they told me I didn't have to testify, even got counseling for free, the trauma and all, the Dr lady had huge tits, I mean hung to her lap huge, she was some kind of mexican, had an accent, just remember loving that 45 minutes twice a week, looking at those tits, imagining her screaming and getting naked
The woman and her kid moved away, the kid was hers and not her husband's, some Filipinos moved in to that trailer, had about 6 kids and the grandparents, smelled like boiling fish all the time, used to sneek over and steal the flip-flops piled up on the porch
Mom was mad at me, the guy used to fix our car and do odd jobs, pretty sure my Mom might have fucked him, she hated the gooks and told me not to let our dog outside anymore that they might kill and eat her

>>34442672
I watched myself in mirror. I felt like Patrick Bateman desu.

>>34445982

I had the same experience

>>34442724
>Reverse cuck?
Female cucks are called cuckqueans. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of cuckquean porn out there.

>>34442672
Sure, I had sex a short distance away from another couple. Got pegged actually. It wasn't that great, more awkward.

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>about 10 years old
>have twin brother
>older (female) cousin babysits us
>she starts "teaching" us things
>starts with kissing, then shows us how to finger a girl, lets us play with her tits
>eventually moves on to sex
>usually lets us both do her for a bit
>can't cum yet but I love it anyway
>she always let my brother go longer because his penis was bigger and he could go faster and harder than me
>would sit there and watch while I wait my turn, and then only get a few minutes becuase they went so long
Developed a pretty bad cuckold fetish over it. It broke up the only relationship I ever had because I was ashamed to tell her why I'm into it.

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> Party at my house
> Drunk as fuck
> Party ends and everyone says their goodbyes
> Go in the living room
> Best friend and female friend getting touchy as fuck with eachother
> Drunk so I offer them my bed to fuck long as they change the sheets and pillows after
> Tell them I'm going to play video games in the same room, I'll just put my headset on
> Since they are too horny to care they just agree
> Go upstairs and they begin fucking behind me
> Can see whats going on through the screen reflection
> Turn my headset to mute and listen in
> Start slowly rubbing muh dick
> Best friend notices somehow and offers me to join in for threesome
> Girl looks kinda awkward about it, she's not attracted to me
> "n-no I'm g-good thanks"
> They finish up after loud orgasms and change my sheets
> They leave in a taxi and I go in my bed
> Its still kinda warm from bodyheat and I just stare into space for hours.

>>34446628
Why didnt you just tell them to stay in the livingroom wtf

>>34442939
Story of my life, everyone my age wants to have sex with each other but not with me. How come she let the other two fuck her but not you?

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>Used to live with roommates back when i almost had an actual social life
>They're a couple, an ex-marine and a dumb Jewish-Italian slut
>3 of us go to their friends house, everyone drinking heavily
>Smoke multiple bowls
>Go inside high as fuck and sit on the couch trying to find something on tv
>Fuck yeah Terminator 2 is just starting
>Begin watching when roommates enter
>They sit on the couch RIGHT next to me, it's a pretty big couch but if I had reached my arm out I would've touched ass
>The house is a bunch of one-room-renters and the friend we came to see has already passed out in his room with the door locked
>Fuck it, I'll just ignore them
>Watching Terminator 2 while they start fucking right next to me
>Couch cushions are subtly bobbing up and down under me
>They finishes during the "did you just call moi a dipshit?" part

This situation would have been way more uncomfortable if I found either of them attractive but since I dont I just didn't want to look at all. Didn't even get slightly horny.

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>>34443937
>One other time I heard them while I was taking a shit, that was really annoying.
why did I laugh hard at that

>>34444334
>that gif
>2025
the future is amazing

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>at cousins house
>everyone had been drinking
>it was starting to get light
>everyone started leaving
>I slept on the sofa
>house is open plan so no sound proofing
>cousin is upstairs with her bedroom door wide open
>her bf is in there too
>it starts happening
>quiet at first
>gets louder and louder
>sounds like a porno with the speakers cranked right up
>my ear plugs aren't doing much at this point
>it goes on for about an hour
>sudenly gets VERY loud for about 10 seconds
>finally stops
>cousins bf comes down to use bathroom downstairs
>I quickly pretend to be asleep as he walks on by

Trust me guys its not as hot as you'd think.

>working for ups for Christmas season about a month ago
>running late, making deliveries at 8 in the evening
>take a package to a house, can see through front window
>perfect looking blonde woman riding some dude laying down on an ottoman
>they're just going at it
>watch for just a few seconds
>woman gets off of him and lifts her leg up far, I see his cum spill out of her

I had always hoped to see something like that. I only wish I had enjoyed it longer or tried to record it. I was so surprised I bolted because I didnt want to be seen

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>be me
>25yo at the time
>in trip with some friends in a foreign city
>we met a nice girl 7/10, I talked to her a lot, I like her, think she's into me
>actually she is into one of my good friend
>feelsbadman.jpg
>we get drunk, we do drugs,
>it's late, she invites me and my friend to her house
>they fuck just next to me as I pretend to be sleeping
>I later said I was ok with that and that I didn't care

It is one of my worst experience ever

>>34442672
Only myself, in a mirror

>at a party my roommate brought me to
>one of the few people up because I'm always up late anyway
>on this huge couch in the living room, it's like 2 or 2.5 put together
>watching a movie
>there's a couple making out on the other end
>they move on to banging
>pretending to watch the movie but I'm enjoying the show
>raging boner
>guy finishes pretty abruptly, gets up to pee or something
>girl looks over at me
>sounds pretty annoyed
>"So, do you want to have a go?"
>"I think your boyfriend would be pretty mad."
>"He's not my boyfriend."
>lose virginity on a stranger's couch, with a chick I just met who just finished fucking another guy
>still fap to the memory regularly years later

>>34442672
Interesting question! I dont think i have. In college i might have walked in on people getting freaky but i didnt see anything and quickly walked out

>>34447116
this gets me diamond hard

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I was at my babysitter's house. She's a woman so she's running a business. It was nap time but at this point I was old enough to be allowed to skip it; I always hated it because I could never fall asleep just like that, it was just 40 minutes of dull silence. So I was in another room watching PBS on the TV--Lion Tales and Between the Dragons and all that. This room was pretty much right next to her bedroom. So I'm sitting there minding my business when suddenly I need something so I get up to go ask her for it. Now I can't remember if the door was slightly ajar or if it was closed, because this was about 16 years ago, but the moment I looked in I saw her mostly clothed in missionary with her literal dark ass husband. They were startled and I immediately shut the door and walked away. I'm pretty sure I got a talk about knocking before I enter rooms and I do that ever since then.

>>34445833
Your mom sounds like a dickhead.

>>34447200
It still gets me going, too. Was paranoid about having an STD for a while after though. Neither of us had a condom.

>>34447223
they're living in a trailer park and he did not mention a father. ofc she doesn't have it together

>>34447231
no duh

>>34447217
>having sex with someone else's kids at your house

What the fuck is wrong with that nasty slut goddamn

>>34447264
I'm not sure which part the "no duh" is in reference to, sorry.

>>34447412
the house is three stories with the kids sleeping in the big basement and the family's rooms much higher up on the third floor.

>>34445314
>Mine doesn't do that, but sometimes she takes my hands and moves them onto her boobs.
get out

>>34447633
>ditching the children you're paid to look after in the basement for a "nap" so you can go fuck Tyrone in the furthest corner of the house

Yeah, still a nasty slut

>>34442939
>>she looks directly at me while doing this...
>this...
>...
???????
WHAT COMES NEXT
DONT LEAVE ME HANGING
YOU BETTER STILL BE HERE TO CONTINUE EXPLAINING WHAT SHE DID WHILE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT YOU

>>34445541
>after she was let off probation she beat the shit out of me and told me to mind my own business from now on
rape her

>>34447223
Shes white trailer trash obviously

>>34445833
Your mom is vintage white trash America

>>34447116
This is what morewomen would act like if robots and other dickheads weren't such pathetic jealous dickheads

Women's sexual remission time is seconds. If they were encouraged instead of shamed for it more of them would be willing to fuck multiple guys in a session.

More guys get to fuck, girls get to fuck more. Everyone wins except autists REEING about muh marriage stats

>>34448207
More guys get to fuck, girls get to fuck more. Everyone wins

Including whoever makes anti-gonorrhea and chlamydia meds, they win the most

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Back in the distant past, in the late 80's,Times Square was filled with PORN. And across the street was ShowWorld ,one of three. It was the hetero one,with a Gay and Trapland versions on the opposite sides. I was young,bored,well heeled with money,and wandered in to watch some videos,when I saw the sign for Live Sex Acts in the floors above. Paid 25 bucks,and wound up in a tiny theater:about 3 rows of seating surrounding a round black stage the size of a dinnertable. When I walked in,a couple of women were masturbating spread eagled each "covering" half the room. I looked about me,and I was maybe the 4th patron or so lurking in the darkness. There was a couple out for a date night who watched the antics with slight detachment as if fingerbanging broads were only worth so much enthusiasm. The other was some 30ish black guy who was reeling drunk,and kept shaking his head and smiling to himself,and repeatedly stumbling to the bathroom to finish jerking off or whatever. I sat in the second row off to the side and affected my own indifference,being used to such stuff in the many dives in the area.

Eventually the girls ended their act,and a young couple went on stage. They were boyfriend and girlfriend,and had the air of rockstars,complete with 80's hair and loud rock soundtrack. The lady was blond,reasonably cute,and endured the act with perseverance if not enthusiasm. The guy had a large dick and jammed it in her with the attitude of David Lee Roth wielding a mikestand. Nothing very sexual,and not at all arousing. At some point he offered her to anyone in the audience, at "$100 an inch". The black guy wandered off 3 times before that,the couple looked bored and I just rolled my eyes. No takers. I got bored myself and wandered out ,and finished the night in another sex joint,where you could score random groping on a live female with enough quarters to keep the plexiglass window open,and a 10 spot got you a handjob from the gropee reaching back through the window.

>>34445541
>doesn't care about rape
>calls cops due to dog
You belong here.

>>34443101
One fucks her from the front (mouth), the other guy fucks her from behind (ass or pussy). While doing this they high-five each other, thereby looking like the Eiffel fucking Tower

>>34442672
>Have you ever seen two people have sex in real life?
Only twice.

Watched my parents once. Still fap to that image.

Watched a guy fuck another guy (after I had fucked him).

>>34447090
happened almost the same to me:

>visiting a friend abroad
>we go out drinking
>come back at dawn with a girl he knows
>we are all drunk and tired
>sit on the sofa, she's between us
>i hug her, i touch her ass
>she lets me
>my friend is almost asleep
>she kisses him
>i could try to start a threesome but i'm insecure
>i pretend to be asleep
>they go to fuck in bedroom
>she leaves
>he regrets it

Would sometimes watch my roommate and her bf have sex yes.

>>34447683
wasn't too into her bro

they plowed her for a couple of minutes and then jizzed her'

>I yelled wtf, and that was the end of it.
>The car smelled funny on the way back to my friend's house.

>>34444289
Yeah that dude was gay as fuck for you man

Mostly walking into random rooms at a party and stumbling across some slut getting shafted by a dude. Other than that I've seen my parents smashing when I was peeking through their window to see if they were asleep so I could sneak out. Never spied on them again

>>34442672
Sauce plz.

Origininilaginhgo

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>>34444334

>that file's name

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>>34447104

Attaboy anon

Who's the man?

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>>34443018
This position is called the Eiffer Tower

>>34445541
Why the fuck did your mom of all people get in trouble?

>>34450745
That's reverse cowgirl you literal idiot

>>34450823
Because she left a 10 year old (child) home alone and one that was sick
Media told about a child witnessing a rape, assault and attempted murder, animal abuse, so the protective services get involved before some local politician gets involved or the local media does a story about kids being left alone, happens all the time

>>34442672
I was asleep and I couldn't see it, but I heard my roommate getting fucked in the ass by her bf. They're cute. Didn't really bother me.

>>34442983
I know your pain brotha

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>>34442672
No but I was given an offer on tinder for a threesome or just to watch. Seemed hot, then I remembered it could be a trap into getting raped so I declined.

In a way I always wanted to. My friend's room mate brings dates all the time to their studio apartment and fucks on the bed while he's just doing his own thing on the couch.

>>34448457
I almost thought you were Johnny Neptune; story sounds like something out of his life but the grammar and syntax isnt consistent

Cool story tho bro

>>34445996
same
>tfw watching a girl suck your d while she's on her knees

also, I walked in on a friend doing his gf from behind. didn't actually see any naughty bits, but they were naked

>>34445982
I did it once but my gut kinda ruined the experience.

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>>34446543
How old was her? I'm interested

>>34442672
just mommy and my wife's son

>>34442672
I can't tell if she's getting BLACKED, or if it's just a tan white guy

>>34453033
>tfw *looking in a mirror* and watching a girl suck your d while she's on her knees

that's what I meant to say. later on I told her I watched in the mirror and she got embarrassed for some reason.

If you count handjob/blowjobs, yes.

I was hearing some odd noises to I turned around in the movie theater and two morbidly obese people were playing with each other. I turned back around. When the lights came back on the girl was on the floor giving him head.

Me and those 2 were the only ones in the theater. It was gross but I really wanted to finish that movie

>>34443163
there isn't enough room in a car for this

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>>34453208

my boner is conflicted also, goes between getting hard and flacid because i can't tell if it's a nignog fucking her

i only cum to fapping to BLACKED now and sometimes trannys also getting BLACKED

>>34453406
>she got embarrassed for some reason
Performance anxiety probably.

>>34444289
That girl just let you see her naked? Fake

>>34450518
sauce http://spankbang.com/y9hf/video/i+like+to+watch+c+wowgirls+clover+anny+aurora

>>34451999
>Johnny Neptune
i hate him so fucking much

>>34453696
you underestimate sluts

>>34450578
Who be this qt and how do I impregnate her?

>>34453840
why, whats he done.

>>34445541
>I remembered petting him a few times, so I got mad, didn't really care about the woman and her daughter but hurting the dog really bugged me
True robot

>>34448207
r/cuckoldcommunity is leaking again
Shill elsewhere

>>34442672

We need tons more of this.

Dozens of white women in a group all getting impregnated by one black stallion.

>>34454364

>We need tons more of this

who's "we" ?

>>34454636

The white race. Every white woman should be treated to such a luxury as being bred by a black man.

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>>34451999
Thanks...have a shorter story about the Trapland version of ShowWorld...

When it comes to ShowWorld theaters, the Straight and Gay ones were obvious in their accoutrements, but the Other was not. It had women plastered about their marquees, or so I thought,until one day a friend and I decided to satisfy our curiosity at least and walked in. We went to the Live Peep Show,taking booths next to each other. The quarters clunked,the curtain raised,and we stared at...something. It had long blond hair,a vaguely mannish face,C-cup breasts,and a cock the size of a Subway sandwich.

Neither of us waited for the time to run out. Both of us exited our booths,and stalked outside to the waiting speing sunshine. Neither of us spoke for some minutes. Then I said,"that had a Penis."

And he replied, "it certainly did..."

>>34454677

stop going to pornsocket

I fucked this short Mexicans guy's hot wife while he watched and recorded then when I went to the bathroom to piss I saw him porking his wife and it looked kinda gross desu. Afterwards I fucked her again for another 15 minutes

my best friend would fuck his gf in front of me all the time. they were exhibitionists

I've watched my boyfriend have sex with a girl he works with like, 7 times.

It's hot and awkward.

>>34454836
get fucked roastie slut

>>34454836

>it's hot

who abused you as a child?

>>34454862
I could if he'd keep his dick out of that kinda pretty slut.

>>34454836
Get cucked roastie slut

>>34454891
My uncle, not sexually though, he shot me with a BB gun while I tried to ride my bike to my grandma's to get away from him.

Mom didn't believe me until I took this magnetic egg noise maker thing and put it against the place in on my back and she could feel the slight pull.

>>34447217
>She's a woman so she's running a business
Ya don't say

>>34454836
Proof of gender or leave this board immediately

>>34454892
get out dumb roastie
i hope you die of breast cancer

>>34454933

nice family faggot

>be me
>first year of uni
>roommate and also best mate at this time has his gf over few days a week
>be in my room and living the robot life
>moaning sounds from next door
literally being this >>34444859

>>34454085
Look him up in the archive
He's literally the screaming homeless man of r9k, and he's unironically a cuckold

>>34444859
>your age
It's worse when they're younger.
Kids half your age are experiencing things you never will

>>34454734
patrician post

Yes, I went to a sex show in Amsterdam, it wasn't very entertaining. I just want to see my GF dominated by a black bull desu

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>>34454954
okay sorry.

>>34454956
Breast cancer is rarely fatal.

>>34454986
Yeah, my family were not very good.

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I saw my mom fuck old trashy guys when I was a kid

>>34455562

Write /r9k/ and my post number on that paper.

>>34455121
This. I'm slowly becoming a bitter old man because of this.

>>34455562
What the fuck are you doing here? Go out and get married or something...

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>>34442672
So many replies, yet not any source. 4chan is so dead.

>>34454836
B-but why? Originally asked

>>34455718
check out this
>>34453821

>>34442672
Yes. I have sex fairly regularly.

>>34442983
>>34451691
how do you swing something like that? how do you let it go on year after year if it's so painful?

>>34455562
You spoil your boyfriend letting him sex other women.
That is all.

>>34444334
that car is a good metaphor for an orgasm

>>34455620
story
orignaldadadada

>>34442795
I wonder

Do parents really give a fuck after having such an experience?

it is even awkward for them the next day

you came out of their dick and puss, and they've been fucking thousands of times around you

>>34454085
everything
he's a giant pretentious narcissist retarded cunt

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>>34442939
>and they are eiffel tower her.
>she looks directly at me while doing this...
>eiffel tower
>looks directly at me
You know how I know you're full of shit?