>You are too old for young love
>You will never make a young cute girl squeal and get anxious about talking to you
>You will never be with a girl who is in her prime with a tight, attractive body
>you will never have your first time with a young, attractive, shy girl who is trying it for the first time too
>you will end up with a saggy, overweight, loud woman
>she will be constantly reminding you about her exes
>she will constantly bitch about you and say how LUCKY you were to land a hot piece like her
>she will be entirely bitter about relationships and be in it for herself
>she will leave you at the slightest sign of weakness to try a different guy
>she will ridicule you for your virginity and remind you that she has already tried most sex positions, but she will not do any of them for you
it's a really fucking depressing life being a virgin on the other side of college.
>>34442743
>You will never make a young cute girl squeal and get anxious about talking to you
>tfw I had this in 2012
>tfw I fucked it all up and she'll never talk to me again
I console myself by seeing that she got fat, but so did I. She's got a new bf now and I haven't had a real relationship since her. I also am beginning to be extremely conscious of my autism and hate myself more and more, becoming a bitter cynical asshole.
In any case OP, I sympathize with that feel. I'm on the opening end of college though, so I still have time to salvage myself.
So do you, if you put your mind to it.
>>34443017
Greentext pls. Original comment you fucking board REEEEE.
>>34442743
>youll never give a beautiful girl her first orgasm
>youll never be the first guy to cum in her mouth
>youll never be intimate with a hot prime young girl, before shes a jaded, heartbroken, used up, bitter, cynical roastie
>one chance at life
>never get to experience normal teenage love
>junior in college
>still a kissless virgin (no friends either)
>with every passing day I realize that I get closer to graduating and no longer being sorrounded with young, relatively fresh pussy
I need to act fast or else I'm fucked. Fuck it, I'm destined to be a virgin anyway. If I couldn't manage to find a pure, virgin qt and make her mine in high school, what's the point in trying? Literally nothing will ever compare to prime teen pussy
>>34443618
Fuck me, this'll be like the 50th fucking time I've posted it. Surprised I don't have it saved anywhere.
>sophomore year
>been hanging around a group of friends in the early mornings
>one of them has a name I can't figure out
>eventually she explains it (Oona).
>we continue talking in the early mornings
>one day in February she comes up and hands me a note
>it says "you're p cute *wonks esexily* and has a drawing of Roxy Lalonde (should mention at this point everyone in the friend group was into Homestuck)
>My mind is thoroughly fucked
>I ask her out the next day
>in the interim between then and our first official date we play Dungeons And Dragons at her place
>at one point, I can't remember why, she was feeling real fuckin' sad so I went to comfort her
>immediately her voice takes on the quality of a girl who's nervous, like she's asking someone to prom
>"I-it's alright anon, I'm a lot better now"
>it is the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard
>we go out a couple times, I make out with her (first time I'd made out with anyone)
>at this point I actually feel comfortable saying I Love You, which NEVER fucking happens
>Out of the blue one morning she messages me on Skype saying she feels awful but she doesn't think we should be together anymore
>I'm trying just to be numb
>she comes in that morning crying
>I try to give her a hug like I usually did
>she tells me not to touch her
>emotional conversations happen
>apparently I was a revound, and she thought we were going too fast thanks to the whole "I love you" thing
>I get creepy as shit, start messaging on a fairly regular basis and writing sad vagueposts on my Tumblr
>she starts posting similar angry "why the fuck won't SOMEONE leave me alone"
>I'm addicted to her at this point
>finally she messages me on Tumblr
>"if you come into contact with me again I'll fucking kill you"
>I got the message
>begin the process of moving on
Fucking sucks desu.
I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out and out
I spent the day away