>Attracted to girls
>Think they're cute
>Their soft skin is nice
>Like boobs and the female form
>Completely grossed out by vaginas
What is the most logical course of action here?
Age, or fuck traps.
>>34472185
God, you faggots aren't even trying anymore. Now instead of creating explicit trap threads, you're now making hints that this is a trap thread.
>HURR I LIKE THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE BUT I DONT LIKE VAGINAS, I LIKE PENIS, SO WHAT IS THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION?
Oh, I don't know, maybe you should just fuck another man in a wig.
I don't like vaginas or penises. The worst part is that my gf is coming over in a few hours and I don't know how to explain that I lack any desire for sex with anything ever.
Just find a gf with a cute feminine penis. How hard is could it be?
>>34472185
vaginas don't even look that gross in reality, anon. just try it
fuck girls anuses
>>34472289
just say that you're asexual, jesus christ
>>34472185
Kys trapshill
>>>/lgbt/
I know, vaginas just seem so soppy and smelly.
>>34472185
I know this feel all too well anon. It's even worse when people describe the smell.
I'm sure instinct will take over if I ever see one though.
>>34472616
Your instincts will to be run far and fast, and you should. Nobody deserves for their first time to be with a disgusting unshowered slob.
Get a non roastie gf
>>34472185
bruh, thats me right there.
There's nothing attractive about the hole itself, just deal with it and enjoy youself. You are straight
>>34472185
...I know this feeling.
and because of it, I can offer you no solution.
perhaps you are asexual.
I could say that I am for the most part, but hormones compulsively make me masturbate about once a week or else my balls will start hurting and I don't like that shit.
I have a girlfriend that probably doesn't understand why I don't engage to fuck her that much. I've brought up asexualism in casual conversation and she had to be informed about what it even was.
but like you said, I definitely don't like dudes, don't really like girls either, i'm an insufferable bastard.
but they are soft and nice, no doubt, and good to cuddle with.
I'm on the fence though, some vaginas and some dicks look acceptable but for the most part the genitalia aspect of humans, well we cover that shit up for a fucking reason.
thanx for the rariel
good luck prestoopnik.
Doesn't look good, but it'll feel good to fuck. Just don't put your face near the puss you idiot
>>34472185
Anal or traps
>>34472185
Meh just cum on tits
>>34472185
>>likes all the sweets
>>doesn't want the vegetables
>>has them anyways because the realization of can't have just sweets and sustain whathaveyou.
you see the analogy here.
you like parts but not the whole parcel.
build a custom doll, or maybe use affirmations, like "no, I don't think vaginas are gross, they are beautiful and pleasurable. I'm going to put my weiner into this wet embracing hole and listen to the moans as I get my nut on."
something to that effect.
or just call your girlfriend and say you can't hang out because you smashed the tip of your penis with a sledgehammer.
>>34472185
I know everyone will say "traps", but here is the real answer to your problems: Traps!
They have all points you want besides the boobs part but that should not be the problem and there is no vagina. Enjoy yourself.
>>34472185
You already know the answer, anon.dickgirls
>>34472185
Don't fall for the traps meme.
They're literally all disgusting, hairy sweaty smelly men.
I'm the same way, it's pretty normal it doesn't mean you're gay