>ummm anon, this date is soooooooo boring >im texting chad

How does it feel knowing you're nothing but a piece of shit waste of life?

>>34478564

i'm so high test right now i find her repellent. i just want to fuck her glasses. not her, just her glasses.

The thought of going on a conventional date with a normal person is frightening to me

People always giving advice like "just ask her out bro". I have no problem talking to anyone for a few minutes but having to constantly talk with someone for hours on end? And mostly about small talk shit?

No amount of sex/cuddling/gf stuff is worth having to talk to someone for so long to me.

>>34478564
>tfw have a girl clinging to me eventhough I have nothing interesting to say ever

those two years of being NEET completely destroyed me, I have no idea how to get rid of her either

>>34479127
>having to talk to someone for so long
I was KHV until I was 26. I embarrassed myself with cringeworthy online dates for a year, never getting a second one.

A every time it would be the same shit of conversation drying up, me sperging, forcing another topic, and repeating this shit all over again.

One day I met a girl where that didn't happen. Instead of not having anything to say, there was too much. I had things to say that I couldn't because I already said something else and the conversation had moved on.

It was mind boggling. It had never before.

I ended up seeing her for almost two months and losing my virginity to her before she dumped me.

>>34478564
>Stand up
>Put a penny down in front of her
>Walk away

>yeah sure I'll just pop to toilet real fast
>Leave without paying

>>34478564
Who the fuck is so slutty that they wear no bra AND no shirt AND zip their jacket down halfway IN PUBLIC. Like holy fuck.

>>34479357
yeah this or text chad before she can and hang out with him

>>34479445
It appears to be photoshopped.

>>34479338
So you resonate with emotionally impaired sluts. It should really make you think.

>>34479338
Was that supposed to be encouraging? It just made me even more depressed because it shows you will just get dumped anyway

> okay, text me tomorrow
> Y-y-ou w-will text m-me right?
> Please

>>34478564
>implying I would have the patience with anyone to consider dating them

Come on OP, I expected better from you.

>>34478564
>Oh okay, if chad wants I can drop you off to him