Describe your life using the graph
And this is my chart
>tfw was heartbroken by an internet romance
>>34483810
I don't know what happened
it was fine for awhile
original melon
i could get girls in highschool but they only ever stayed with me for 4 months before leaving me, it's the same with friends. nobody likes me for long enough to really know me
I'm running out of things to buy.
It has stabilized somewhat
>>34484174
>that love life bump
what were you getting at that time? you must've only been like 8-10
>>34483810
This is about originally right for me.
chili hot dog
on the bright side
it can only get worse
This happy spike at the time seemed made me feel like I had enough of it to last a lifetime though it only lasted a few months.
Never put your trust in anyone other than yourself to make you happy.
It's all pretty shit
>his happiness levels correlates with his love life
normies out
It took so much fucking time
>>34483810
makes me feel a little better seeing me improve
i can see that i'm sort of following a pattern on some lines.
>tfw Lovecraftian horror story level of ugly
Am i fucked up? I think I will improve but idk, life is a bitch..
This is somewhat accurate. Shit just goes downhill.
>>34485211
>Sex: never
i am so sorry for you
h-here we go...
where did it all go so wrong?
My chart.
Yeah.
it'll all eventually go downhill once again
>>34485677
20 M btw I fucking missed that bit.
Wealth 0 cause i've never made any money.
Love spike because i had a shot at fucking some girl who apparently loved me and declined her cause my standards were too high, which is as ironic as they come.
Looks are how I perceived my looks.
Lately spike is because i have started doing a little bit towards fixing my shit, although nothing substantial.
Male btw.
Here's mine. Fuck this nigger shit bullshit mute feature.
>anyone not having love life a solid '0' throughout their life
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I blew the opportunity to sleep with my teacher 4 days ago.
it's been pretty rough because that was literally my dream since grade 4.
>>34486042
How even anon. How did it begin and how did it end. greentext that shit.
in regards of love life
i mean i had relationships but i never really loved neither was i happy in those relationships. It always felt like that my partners (female) never really cared about me.
>>34485880
I'm sorry but i have no other place to go;_; end me
>>34485211
>tfw so uncontrollably hideous people get traumatized forever by the inability to control their eyeballs
Why do I always laugh at these?
I think I peaked desu
Not looking forward to my future as I can extrapolate from this chart
>>34486087
fine but I'm a bad story teller, I'll try to keep my cool, I'm such a beta and it's literally been driving me schizophrenic over this.
>gr 4. first teacher who was pretty hot, this was when I got the idea
time passes
>wanted to make my virginity special
>gr 9. I've been on and off with first girl to give me a chance for a relationship
>5 years of this, she eventually gets a BF anyways
>cuckedasf.jpg
>I wasn't too crazy about it anyways, was more relieved that it was over
>now I'm 19 years old in adult school because I dropped out of highschool
>still a virgin, still dreaming
>now in an english course in nightschool because I was too depressed for dayschool
>this course literally helped me out of my shell
>the first six weeks I did no work, teacher thought I was a piece of shit
>came in during office hours to catch up, she starts talking shit about my life after opening up to her
>"and now that I know you don't have a job, you have all day to get this done!"
>fucking bitch, whatever, I'll bang her and ruin her relationship
>during classes, I notice students flirting with her, she actually responded to them, this hinted she was actually DTF one of her students
>I decide to compete with them
>the other kids eventually backed off, not to mention she knew they were illiterate
>I still put so much effort on my work so she didn't think I was stupid
>since I thought she was cute I would always make sure I was last to leave her class, every, day.
>one time she even got angry at me because she knew what I was doing (she has a boyfriend too)
>4 days ago.. The exam day.
>decide to stay in late again
>the class was allowed to leave 1 hour after the exam, it was a total of 3 hours
>everyone is gone besides me and this spanish lady
>she walks up to me, the biggest smile on her face
>"I knew you two were going to be the last to leave".
cont.
>tfw never looked better
>tfw just as bitter as always
>>34483810
>all these fucking normies
what the FUCK are you doing here?
>>34486353
>I felt her vibe, my bladder felt like it was going to explode
>decide to keep my cool until this spanish bitch finally leaves
>by the time she's gone, I'm fixated on casually bringing up that we're actually going to fuck
>feels I should wait a certain time period before making the move
>...........
>half an hour passes, the exams finished, and she says that she has to leave
>I panic, asking if I can see her again
>anon, I'm being transferred to a different school after today
>she reaches her arm out
>feeling for a hug approaches
>gives me a handshake (wasn't sure how long because I think my life flashed before my eyes during the entire time)
>eyes widened like I seen a ghost, the handshake felt like an entire minute
>start to develop a schizophrenic thought
>constant deja vu, it won't FUCKING STOP
>has memories before being conscious of signing a contract
>"you can choose to relive your life again, with hints from your old life to guide you. You have but one task to sin with your teacher and the contract will be resolved"
>the intention was to have her live with the guilt of cheating with me, she confesses to her BF and he lives his long-term life in innocence
>the demons, they use sin for the betterment of humanity.
>but I broke the fucking contract, my soul is bound for eternal nothing.
>I have memories of the universe, I can answer questions concerning religion and the creation of the universe.
PLEASE AMA
inb4 this is the last post itt
>>34486534
You completely lost me at that last part. What the fuck are you on about?
>>34486660
something in my head snapped that day, the demon said nobody would believe me
>>34484441
>non-zero love life
>>34483810
everything got a little bit better when I was 14
>>34486792
forgot my will to live
>>34483810
Essentially everything changed when I went off to college. Love life went from 0 to 10 once I had a girlfriend, we would have amazing sex everyday but then she broke up with me. I was a very happy child, just played video games, hung out with a few close friends a lot, and at 15 I made friends with the ones I'm still friends with now, a group of 10 or so guys. I was pretty good looking until about 16 or 17 then my non-symmetrical face became apparent. My family was never really wealthy but I moved in to my rich aunt and uncles house for college where I get paid by the government and don't pay rent or for classes ( since I come from low-income). I had strong hopes for the future until my girlfriend broke up with me and now I want to die and be forgotten.
LL: Never had one
H: Started out ok, then became edgy, now kind of average
L: I thought I was too tall/mature looking as a child. Once my age caught up with my body, I was average and never changed.
W: Saved money during early college when I was at CC and blew it all when I transferred to my "real" university.
F: Had a handful in elementary, then dropped to only having 2-4 from middle school on. It's worth noting I have a stricter definition of what a "friend" is than most.
WtL: Always average, even as a child, We'll see what happens to that after I graduate and I can finally start "life".
Basically, I was bullied as a kid, then my life got a hell of a lot better in highschool, then everything went to shit when my family moved us out to the middle of nowhere. Around age 23 my life started taking a turn for the better, but things aren't 100% great yet.
orrrrginal
fk off robot
xd bpd
a couple years were okay
at least i have money
>>34483810
Storing these in my database, thanks