/britfeel/

lads im so fucking bored

anyone know a good tv show to watch? i like the x-files

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>>34501083
first for posting waifu
post them if you love them

>>34501119
Skyfall is on right now on itv2 lad.
>tfw stuck in East Devon

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How's everyone doing tonight?

>>34501139
Sunday husbando post

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>>34501139
here's best jew

>>34501119
you watched twin peaks, lad?

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>>34501083
>Update op image
>Forget to keep an eye on the thread

sorry lads

>>34501202
yeah its great, i think ive exhausted all shows that appeal to me

When was the last time you did a forward roll?

>>34501156
ready for bed desu absolutely knackered
you draw that yourself today?
going to get on my tablet tomorrow,

please stop encouraging me to kill some of the only people I've ever cared about outside my family

>>34501275
I share your feels, friendo. Really wanna go to bed but I feel like I have to stay up!

Nah gondola anon in these threads made it and I stole it off him! He's pretty good

Sounds great to me, please share what you draw so I can see!

>>34501253
there's always more, just keep looking

>>34501328
Don't listen to pikeys. There's a reason they're universally hated by everyone except other pikeys.

Just done one or two hot smelly pumps lads.

>>34501336
why do you have to stay up, lenner

>>34501443
Just feel like I have to make the most of any free time I have!

It's too light to push someone in a canal.

>>34501336
why do you feel you have to stay up lad. are you going to be the bastion of the thread and stay awake all night so it doesn't die?
not sure what i'll be drawing tomorrow will be reading a loomis book mas well so will be following that desu. it's been talking about shapes and shadows so may not be much to look at
yeah gondola lad's done some breddy gud stuff

Not particularly /britfeel/-only, but does anyone have any experience of... "male toys"?

I got (a combination of) way too high and horny earlier this week and got myself some toys to play with, one being a vibrating prostate massager.

Fucking hell.
If you're feeling particularly stressed, get yourself one.

I've never felt more zen than I do right now.

>>34501484
>are you going to be the bastion of the thread and stay awake all night so it doesn't die?
the night watchmen can always use another member

>>34501503

I'm not going to ever try things like that because I know I would end up with a cupboard full of ass eggs.

>>34501458
when i had a week off a bit back, i stayed up all night and slept through the hours i would have been working. that way i saw it as getting paid for sleeping. that was a good feel. so good i did it all week.

>>34501119

Royal Rumble tonight m8.

Starts at 10pm, finishes at 4am.

>>34501484
>>34501555
>>34501513
I wish I could be in the Nightwatch, but unfortunately I am contracted otherwise ;_;
Have work tomorrow but I have a week off for a NEET holiday so I might be able to volunteer some day this week!

Loomis is decent, you should try drawabox too for the basics! Can't wait to see what you make!
I did some doodling today but it didn't turn out that well buuh

Anon lad... did co-op have the fabled french fancies?

>>34501525

Eh, I've had a fleshlight (imo, overpriced), and a couple of tenga eggs (decent treats for yourself if you're doing an Amazon shop) over the years, in addition to the new purchases.

Though all those are "front-office" use, just replacing your hands.

I think our gaybros are onto something with fiddling with the rear gland, it's a whole different experience, whole different level of euphoria(?).

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Just paid 5K worth of taxes lads

gonna watch some Kay's cooking and think of it as an extremely expensive licence fee to watch Kay and post in brtifeel with the NEETs.

NEETlads (the good ones, not the one taking DNP) please treat yourselves to a takeaway this week because it's on me

Lads, let's all chip in for a house share.

>>34501695
We'd need someone sensible to be the houselord though and to take care of everyone

>>34501695

>tfw one of us gets a job and everyone has to fill out their bennies forms again.

>>34501691

How did you owe so much tax?

Been on the 1P all day. Watched a lot of anime and cried.

Just watched Drive and am currently taking a shit that seemingly never ends. It just keeps coming.

>>34501695
nobody wants a live-and-let-live leftie like me in the house unless it's as a punching bag, and I'm not so keen on that idea myself

thanks for letting me know there was a new thread you bastards, i was sat in the old one like a right numpty for 20 mins waiting for a new post

>>34501695
you may joke but I would seriously be up for that

>>34501789
we did, lad
>>34501097

should've gone to specsavers

>>34501787

You're more than welcome mate, somebody has to be the bottom.

>>34501401
desu general consensus, especially on /tg/, is I should call the police on him as a non-emergency
Relevance being he's also withholding hundred's of quids worth of 40k from me which was in his flat.
Throw in his recent arrest and messages he sent me admitting to doing things like using cooking oil to finger a girls ass while she was on his bedroom floor face down choking on her own tongue after him and some other cunt had given her loads of pills and I could probably get him in some serious shit without actually DOING anything as such

>>34501695
Im up for it, how many people we talking here?

>haven't showered today (Sunday, not going out etc)
>always shower in the morning before work
>if I go to bed now I will make my bed all smelly and stinky
>if I have a shower now I will also be showering again in less than 7 hours

probably should have just showered this morning

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Stuck a tenner on at 16/1 for this beautiful boy to win the wrestling tonight.

Good feeling about this one lads.

If somebody is following me around asking for money and getting increasingly angry with me am I legally allowed to sucker punch the lights out of them? Those people seem to be getting more common.

>>34501695
I'd want that.

>>34501887
They're junkies, nobody will say a word if you sock em

>>34501887

Like a street beggar? I report them to the police.

Just watched Apocalypse Now laddo's

It was good but I thought that the film is seen as a great one purely because it had a lack of closure, which seems to me to be the formula for a lot of so-called great films.

What else should I watch?

>>34501878

What where the odds on Bork beating Taker the other year?

Seems like some people in the know could have made a killing.

>>34501914

Did you watch the theatrical or Redux cut?

Redux is far more meandering and is the lesser of the two.

>>34501914
Escape from New York, Goodfellas, Big Fish and Les Mis

>>34501870
I hate showering in the morning. Always do it the night before.

>>34501841
I'm alright with poofs but that doesn't mean I'm having anything up my jacksie, so no thank you

>>34501749
>How did you owe so much tax?
taxes are huge lad, that's not even considered that much, it's not like I'm earning shitloads

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what did you lads look like as babies? this is me and my mum the year I was born.

>>34501862
>Relevance being he's also withholding hundred's of quids worth of 40k from me which was in his flat
that's a different story lad

follow their advice

>>34501887
Most of the ones by me are pretty reasonable. Once one did come up to me while I was in subway though.

>>34501950
fuckin ell lad, your mum looks 12, are you from a council estate?

>decide to try and finally get some fuck
>my closest friends are all pretty sucessful on tinder getting 50+ matches and some dates despite not being chads
>make tinder myself
>follow all the wisdom online of how to make a good profile
>include best pics of me
>swipe right to almost every girl
>2 weeks in and still no matches
>genuinely didn't think i was that bad looking before this
>kill me bros

>>34501950
Which one is the newborn?

>>34501938

> Goodfellas
> Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!

Good rec all round with Goodfellas.
Tommy Vercetti plays a great performance, as does Pesci.

I'm a Tarantino fan, so on the off-chance you've not seen Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, I'd recommend those.

>>34501925

They never go crazy with the odds for novelty bets like wrestling.

I had a quid on Brock at 20/1.

Taker was like 1/100.

>>34501931
I have no idea. Watched it off a putlocker-type site. It was about three hours long which makes me think I watched the director's cut.
>>34501938
I've watched all of those apart from Les Mis. Do you mean Les Miserables? If you do then I kindly ignore the suggestion.

>>34501950
milf confirmed

>>34501906
>>34501908
The other day some chav approached me and went
>I am being polite m8 so give me some money m8 *spits on the ground*
I told him that I dont have enough money to spare, moved on, he follows me and goes
>I am tired of being polite so give me some money or I am going to twat you, I swear on me nun
I told him that he is not making a good impression and should better give me a break and left towards a bigger street while he was dumbfounded. He was scrawny and I could probably knock him out with a suckerpunch but didnt want to get in trouble for that.

>>34502017
>I have no idea. Watched it off a putlocker-type site. It was about three hours long which makes me think I watched the director's cut.

Aye, probably Redux. It's over 3 hours long, theatrical is about 2 1/2 hours.

The stuff on the plantation is cut entirely from the theatrical version, and the pacing is better for it.

>>34501950
Your mum is a fit

I would fug the shit out of her

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>>34501989
she was 17. I am from a council estate though. this is a later photo when I was 2

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>>34501083

How the fuck did we end up in this glorious timeline lads?

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>>34501623
they did not lad

i came home, put the kettle on and had a couple solidarity slices of toast and a cup of bovril

>still really fucking want sugary cake in my mouth

>>34502043
Plantation? Do you mean when they were talking to the French people?

>>34501612
>I did some doodling today but it didn't turn out that well buuh
you wanna share.
i'm sure you're worst attempt won't be any worse than my best attempt desu

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>>34502017
I think you'd be pleasantly surprised if you watched it, anon!

>>34501940
And that's why you always stink like shit

>>34502070

Aye. It's on an old colonial plantation isn't it? Years since I've seen redux.

>>34502058
The power of memes, kek blessed us for our faithful worship.

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Already back in work lads, don't think i can handle the nightshift much longer

>Slept through most of my days off

>pupper is laying down on my bed
>puts his paw up on my chair
>try to figure out what he wants
>go down onto the bed with him
>he snuggles into me and goes to sleep
>tfw he just wanted cuddles

he better live forever because ill kill myself if he dies

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just downloaded star wars 2 so i can enjoy it while eating my chippy. hope you are all enjoying your sunday.

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>tfw never gonna find love or sex because of hideous scars on my abdomen will turn everyone off on site

anyone else have bad scar feels??

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Got a really naive technology question lads

Digital Freeview comes down cables like these, right? The old-style coaxial cables? Will it be HD?

I've always just watched iplayer but for the first time in my life I have the opportunity to connect my TV to an actual aerial.

>>34502144
yeah. I used to put out cigarettes on myself when I was going through an edgy phase. It makes me think twice before I exercise, or when I thought about joining the army.

>>34502123
c-section?

origami

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>>34501139
how did my fellow waifu posters spend Chinese new year yesterday? Did you know it's the year of the Cock?

>>34502144
I had a gf who had sever scarring all the way up her back from where she'd had corrective surgery to deal with her scoliosis and she felt ashamed of it at first but I helped her not to feel ugly.
Then she left me when she felt like she was good enough to do better than me

>>34502111
I feel you lad, I've been on the night shift for just over a year now and I can't sleep for more than four hours at a time if it's not light outside

unfortunately I've got shit I need to do during the day when I'm off work so I have to suffer with being unable to sleep until I'm back on the nights again

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>>34502144
Like you know when you accept a parcel for delivery
and it's all smashed up like it's been through some absolute shit
and you refuse to accept it because you know whatever inside is probably broken

this is what scars are

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>>34502208
>was good enough to do better than me
This universal logic of women is why I find them disgusting these days.

You don't see men doing that shit, pic fucking related

I have a question

Say some robots got together and rented our a large commercial building that is rather cheap and ran some kind of business from it, would it be legal for all of us to also live in the same building?

>>34502111
I did night shifts for a while and it was aight. Dunno if I could have gone for long doing it tho.

What is killing me is this 7 days straight no days off. I have so little time to actually enjoy myself. Just desperately waiting to drop to my contracted 20 hours

>>34502254
Fucking hell, did Pierce divorce that monster yet?

>>34502254
agreed lad. fuck em. when they bring out sex robots we wont need them. we have each other

>>34502283
No, but you might be able to get away with it

>>34502254
>You don't see men doing that shit
Men and women are constantly leaving each other for greener pastures.

>>34501328
Ammonia, lad. Fill up a bottle and throw it in his face. If you really want to do some damage get that stuff coin collectors use..will melt his face off, lad.

Exposing tricks of the trade here.

>>34502283
i like the way your thinking lad.

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>>34501950
Ill contribute to this lad, Heres a pic with my big brother taken minutes before we entered the jungles of 'nam

>>34502352
we were kids man, we were kids

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>>34502283
I have some savings, we could all pool together and start flipping real estate.

>>34502202
spent it the same way i spent our new year alone on my laptop
>Did you know it's the year of the Cock?
mine's been twitching a lot this year desu

>>34501808
>>34501863
>>34501896
Please be in York.

I think four or five would be ideal.

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>>34502144
iktf m8, each one has loads of dots along each side from staples too

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>>34502293
>Fucking hell, did Pierce divorce that monster yet?
Nope and he stayed in great shape for his age

>>34502317
Women constantly, yes
men occasionally. men usually leave because a woman is abusive or cheated not because they think they can do better.

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>>34502283
I can park my trailer in the garden, me and Mr Cuddles will look after you soft lads.

we could all live in a mansion of drainage pipes.

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>>34502436
shit I forgot the image

which is not going to be an original comment is it. no.

>>34502202
I spent the whole day in the kitchen putting months of research and experimentation into practise and finally making the perfect restaurant-style burger

I'm going to experiment with marinating the beef before making burgers to see which new flavours I can get out of it, I'm thinking about doing a marmite and sweet chilli marinade

I don't intend to ever cook for an audience but I'm having an absolute blast learning to do something on my own and just having the knowledge even if I never use it openly

>>34502453
Or buy some cargo containers and stack them together

>>34502453
why not invest in shipping containers and convert them into subterranean homes

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>>34502453
Fucking hell lad this could work, or we could buy those unused containers you see at shipping yards, just get some plug in heaters and do 2 to a container so we can warm eachother and fug.

>>34502453
>>34502492
Then when there's enough of us we can strike the lone British island of Tuvalu and set up a forward operating base for our own PMC.

Britfeel Bulldogs - for hire

Remember clocks go forward tonight! An extra hour in bed for neets.

>>34502506
I'd love to do that. Just a tiny hidden access hatch. All comfy and alone.

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>>34502492
>>34502506
from what I gathered neets don't like too much space to look after.
I was thinking of gook sleeping pods

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>>34502520
why do that when we can do a strike at Sealand and live the real dream

>>34502533
Hard to fit PC/consoles on those

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>>34502520

Dr Death Squadron

something to appease the robot master orange oblong

>>34502533
why are the pillows at the door, id definitely sleep with my head away from it

>>34502557
I disagree, consoles at far end, wrap around screen mounted on ceiling, you lay in bed to play games and browse 4chan.

>>34502525
no they fucking don't. do not try and trick us.

>>34502065
Guess what I have downstairs? Ayy.
Aren't there any other shops around which would sell them?

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>>34502526
You can hire companies to build this kinda shit, assuming you own enough land to fit it

>>34502597
theres a old ww2 bunker like this near my nans. I've never had the courage to go in though.

>>34502394
I live in Newcastle, so not that far away desu

>>34502639
My cousins had one in the garden of their old house, I went in there once and got too scared to go beyond the bottom of the steps

it went on further than I could see and it was lined with concrete bunks where beds must have been, spooky as hell

>>34502692
If you were trapped in one with another guy would you fuck him?

>>34502485
Post pics of your burgers lad
-t. burgerfan

>>34502668
I'm actually in Newcastle but I really like York.

>>34502065
there's an asda but it's shut on sundays innit

i'll grab some from asda when i go get some more shin cups tomorrow

>>34502765
I would if I'd had the foresight to take a photo instead of wolfing it down in celebration

watch this space though, I might post a snap of my next attempt

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>>34502587
>>34502851

fucked up the replies sorry

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>>34502520
NEETs...... have changed.
It's no longer about Job Centre Plus, Stella or JSA

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Anyone got a truly obscure waifu like mine? (Pic related)

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>>34502878
Prepare a life raft.
Big enough for one.
Lethal dose of morphine too.
He's leaving.

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>it's a stay up late tonight to avoid wageslavery tomorrow but end up paying the price for it when it's time to get up and you haven't had enough sleep episode

seen this one before

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>>34502978
don't forget the lethal dose of insulin

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>>34502765
Because Burgerlad doesn't have a photo, here's a picture of one I made yesterday.

>>34502999
"burgerlad" here, that looks cracking m8

not sure about the squashed bun but I bet it tasted excellent, I think we talked last night now I think about it

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>>34502999
very nice lad

can't help but be reminded of this though

>>34503067
Yeah I like to squash the bun in a panini press. It's not for everyone but I love the crunch of it.

>27 years old
>finally decide to get normiebook
>add some people i used to go to school with and still talk to some since they live in the same area as me
>almost all today 4 of them have been having a hated debate about wrestling
>all but 1 have qt gfs, the other one recently broke up with his

i want off this ride lads

You know whats worse than being a wageslave? Being a part time wageslave.

I can't be fucked to go into work for 4 fucking hours. might as well just stay home.

>>34503075
>>34502999
lol he even rotated the bottle so we could all see it says highland park. No one gives a fuck, britfeel gets pissed on tesco cider I doubt they know how much that scotch even cost.

>>34503067
>"burgerlad" here

Guess how much I believe you

http://burgerlad.com/

>>34503105
>had a facebook since like 2009 or someshit
>once or twice a year i login
>"haha me and x in ibiza"
>"Decide to go skydiving XD"
>"oh i just moved to this exotic country for work"

Ruins at least my entire week.

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How long have you been NEET?

Longest I've been NEET for was one year and that was enough, I felt like killing myself.

How the fuck do you guys take being a NEET?

>>34501691
>Just paid 5K worth of taxes lads
Taxes are automatically taken out of your wage, aren't they? Are you self-employed? Never had an issue with taxes, apart from council tax (which is chump change) it basically pays itself.

>>34503095
I can see the appeal, I personally prefer the bun to be mostly nice and soft with a little crunch from toasting the underside in the pan with the burgers during the last minute of cooking

>>34503131
I was just referring to myself by the moniker those anons assigned to me, hence the quotation marks

calm your 'tisms lad

>>34503164
Yeah i was neet for just over a year and days just bled into weeks and i would just sleep till like 7-8pm and scutter about the housing cooking and making dinner after everyone had gone to bed.

You need to stay at least a little bit busy just for some perspective or it just gets to the point where you dont even shave or shower anymore.

>>34503111
I want to disagree with you but you got trips so I'll have to concede this one.

>>34503163
I make posts like these on facebook and it delights me that I'm trampling over lesser people. Same reason I come here and post about my successes.

>>34503164

im a neet and im sick of it, im also scared of work because im scared that id have no free time at all

>>34503219
if you spend your thinking about us then you aren't one of those people m8.

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Yesterday when I was working my Saturday shift I got a McDonalds for lunch. Normally for lunch I just go to Tesco but it was cold and drizzling with rain so I wanted something warm.

At McDonalds I bought a McChicken sandwich meal. Initially I asked the man behind the counter for only the burger and the chips - no drink - because I knew I wouldn't be able to eat on the move (as I normally do) if I had to hold a drink. But he said it would cost 4-somethingGBP and I thought that seemed expensive. So I asked him if it would cost less with the drink included, he recalculated and it was only 20p more expensive with the drink so I just got it.

I was right to think that it would be difficult to eat while having to hold the drink as well. For the first few minutes while I was walking I was just sipping my drink (a coke). Eventually once I had drank a bit of it and the weight was more manageable I opened the paper bag slightly and was able to grab handfuls of chips at a time and eat them while still holding the drink. Doing this I had to eat all my chips first.

Once I had done my chips I was down by the river (where I usually walk at lunch). I took out the McChicken sandwich, put the box and bag in the bin and carried on walking. It was nice to walk in the rain with my burger and my drink, there weren't many other people walking about because of the rain. The burger had cooled down quite a bit but it was still warmer than Tesco shite.

I think I will get fast food at lunch more often.

>>34503235
I don't spend my time thinking about you, where did you get that from?

>>34503251
Why don't you sit down to eat lad? I couldn't eat lunch while walking, would take all of the enjoyment out of it.

Finally got around to seeing Silence today after all this time. I really liked it. There were a couple of parts that I disliked. Especially the ending.

>>34503251
KFC offer you either a large chips or a free side if you decline the drink in a meal, maybe try that net time

Alternatively just get the bottle of water. It's a rip-of, but it comes with a lid so you can keep it in your coat pocket rather than having to awkwardly carry it

>>34498823
>yeah, they are comfy, which is why i said they are fine for in the house or on a little walk, but you dont go on a proper day out with umbro trackies on.
Oh no girls might still find me ugly even in trackies
Also you probably wear baggy jeans which is considered as autistic as wearing trackies

>>34503283
In the summertime I do. I sit on benches by the river.

It's too cold for that now though. If I sat on the same bench during winter I would shake from the cold. Also it is wet sometimes. So I have to walk and eat. You're right to say it's not an enjoyable experience.

>>34503269
> Same reason I come here and post about my successes

you said it

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wheres lenlad? has he killed anyone yet today?

>>34501083

I hope transgender people are put to death under Trump's presidency.

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>>34503251
comfy blog post anon, i love a good mayo chicken legend or some hot nuggets on a dreary day

>>34502999
is that a Baby You Can Chive My Car....?

im afraid im actually going to kill myself one of these days
>get drunk and take a handful of painkillers
>get drunk and cut myself so deep i needed stitches
>get drunk and smash an ornament and start cutting myself with the pieces of ceramic
>get drunk and hysterically cry for hours, and i mean lying on the floor absolutely wailing
>get drunk and punch a wall and break my knuckle
>when im sober i sleep 12 hours a day and don't get out of bed
and that's all just in the last week, there's certainly more to come
might be a good idea to stop drinking, but it's the only thing that makes life enjoyable
everything was going so well too, but the 'ol depression has struck again

>>34503327
I post here about my successes. That's nothing to do with spending my time thinking about you.

You need to work on your reading comprehension, maybe then you'll have some successes of your own to post about.

>>34503344
>tfw in 10 years time there will be a britfeel lenposting rather than shipposting

>>34503352
Nah no chives on it at all. It's topped with red pepper relish and broccoli slaw.

>>34503387
>You need to work on your reading comprehension
hahaha wow It's like I'm actually talking on reddit

>>34503349
>chicken legend with hot & spicy mayo

Best McOption

>>34503347

I wouldn't be surprised if more of them are killed by vigilantes. Like the thing with Poles getting beaten up after brexit, people feel more confident in their beliefs when they win, and are more likely to enforce their views violently.

>>34503418
Here's a tip for you: you'll seem less angry if you don't start your post with "hahaha wow".

going to sleep lads goodnight see you tomorrow maybe

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>>34503405
>anon meets up with me
>i seem like a nice guy
>tells me all his problems
>wants me to help
>give him a lethal push into the canal instead

>>34503449
>Maybe

You wish lad. You'll be stuck here all day just like the rest of us.

>>34503446
>reading comprehension
You'll seem less pathetic if you actually live up to your normie claims instead of spending your weekend on a NEET messageboard thread

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have any of you lads ever hired an escort? for the first time ever im seriously considering it while i have the house to myself for another 10 days or so, were you nervous? was she a bitch? share experiences pls

>>34503479
You seem very rattled lad. Why is it this easy to get you angry?

give me fucking attention you fucks
i swear to god i'll kill myself

>>34503479
why are you giving him (you)'s?

I intentionally did not respond to him because LARPers do this shit just for (you)s.

>>34502283

I had an idea once and am currently considering living in my car this summer to break this cycle so your post is relevant to my interests. What kind of business were you thinking.

>>34503494
Me and a mate of mine hired a tranny prostitute for a whole night a few months ago

It was fucking amazing. Started off as a passionate GFE and ended up as a wild PSE.

We're going to do it again when my mate is back off the oil rig. We talk about it online every single night, planning what we'll do to her.

>>34503500
I'm probably more normie than you tbqh, just can't resist shitposting.

>>34503494
>all those tattoos
Pretty disgusting

>>34503494
Anyone hired a domme before?
Do they actually get you off at all or do you just walk away with an angry boner?

>>34503550
Give me a list of things that make you a normie and we'll compare normieness to determine who is the top normie.

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>>34503251
I really want the rice boxes from KFC but im not sure if they do them anymore?

Last thing I had was zinger tower and the sauce was disgusting and sticky

>>34503549
>3 men in a room fucking

bit gay

>>34503549
Why don't you and your gay m8 just shag each other.

Would save you a bit of money.

>>34503595
>>34503608
There's nothing gay about it at all lads. I'm straight and so is he.

thank fuck it's nearly late enough to sleep

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>act real nice to lonely anon
>ask him how he is doing and take a genuine interest in his day
>as he is talking stab him until he dies
>have another kill count
>go to /britfeel/ to find new targets

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>>34503618
>3 men in a room
>not gay

>>34503569
You're allowed to wank in front of them usually.

I went to an amazing adult baby nursery in the North East where the nanny actually wanked me off, but that's rare.

>>34503349
you should try the upmarket version of the mcgangbang

big mac with a chicken legend replacing the middle slice of bun

>>34503645
do you think he does lewd things to the bodies of the /britfeel/ weebs he murders

>>34503645
i will stop you one day. i swear on my mum.

>>34503703
Ofc he does

As he bleaches the bodies the hair turns blonde, which is why I think he loves Len so much

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>>34503684
>big mac with a chicken legend replacing the middle slice of bun

that's not real.....right?

>Tranny sits next to me on the bus
>Starts feeling me up
>get up and move
>Wait for his stop
>Going to be late for work but this is worth it
>Follow him until we're in a fairly secluded area
>Kick him in the balls until he vomits
>Go back to the bus and go to work

Was 4 years ago but still makes me smile thinking about it

>>34503658
Good to know, very tempted

>>34503164

15 months now for me.

>How the fuck do you guys take being a NEET?

one mid-morning nap at a time.

Being NEET is sacrificing some good things for a wide open schedule.

>>34503757
good lad, well deserved

>>34503164
I was NEET for almost two years, with a period of shitty retail wagecucking in between.

glad I spent those years doing what I did, I have a direction now (building myself up for uni)

>>34503753
you can't order it in a mcdonalds but you can easily buy the two component burgers and assemble it yourself

There's a legitimately good looking tranny at my work

Shame about his man voice 2bh

>>34503219

I read your posts but don't believe them for one second and come to the conclusion that your lying and each lie piles on top of your denial.

>>34503164
About 4 years. Still finding it pretty comfy desu. I have a daily schedule which I mostly keep to so I don't get the classic Neet symptoms. I also get bennies and occasionally make a bit of low effort pocket money on the side. Currently looking for passive income methods, because fuck wageslavery.
Having hobbies helps.

>>34503818
good looking tranny at my uni. would probably fuck him if people didnt find out but they are bound to so i wont.

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>>34503344
>>34503405
>>34503463
>>34503645
I'm NOT a serial killer!

>>34503757
>things that absolutely, definitely happened and are in no part made up at all

>>34503818
I love it when the voice sounds half man half woman, kinda like a camp gay man's voice.

>>34503726
it's only a jelly anon. don't let it get to you lad

>>34503855
you know that meme were a skin changer is posting telling people not to worry about skin changers? can someone alter that so it's len in a room covered in blood

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>>34502144
I'll probably end it this year honestly

>>34503890
isn't it lewd?

I remember my A-levels I was standing next to a skinny tranny before my exams, just had constant thoughts of ravaging his pale body in my room while he dressed in some weeb attire

im not even gay

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>>34503963
>>34502144
Actually, I missed some

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>>34503903
>you know that meme were a skin changer is posting telling people not to worry about skin changers? can someone alter that so it's len in a room covered in blood
Like this one?

>>34503847
That's fair enough lad. It doesn't really bother me if you don't believe me. It's enough for me to know that I win and you lose.

>>34503855
I don't know Len.

If history has taught us anything it's that blond haired blue-eyed people are to be feared. Sorry Len, but it is obvious now.

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>>34501139
Going to try my best not to go to sleep tonight. The GP never saw that coming, did they?

>>34504007
yeah thats the sticky wicket

>>34504015

but you only have your stats my friend.

>>34504003
what is 'other' acne scars?

>>34504114
Psoriasis, and I even missed more than that really
Not a good feel matey

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>>34504046
good luck lad

hopefully the memepills help you if you could actually swallow them this time

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>>34503219
Post a pic of something as proof of your success with a timestamp

Expensive jewelry, beautiful wife, big cool car, anything will do mate. Put your money where your mouth is

>>34504200
We did this last time, all we got was a blurry as fuck tiny photo with glare obscuring any detail.

>>34504176

Bonsai suffers from uncontrollable white cell production too.

Got UVF treatment a suntan[\spoiler] on the NHS

Anyone watching the skanks on babe station?

>>34504190
I'll just buy a pill cutter, they sell those at the pharmacy, right?

watching skins

fuck its stupid

why is cassie so fucking stupid in the first season but normal af in the last.

>>34504322
not since I was 15

>>34504200
This isn't my first rodeo mate.

Here's how it goes

>No that could be fake
>No that's your dad's
>Yeah that's a nice house but it's probably your mum and dad's
>You don't really live there you're just on holiday

And then after the 5th photo

>Haha can't believe you jumped through so many hoops for us, what an insecure faggot having to prove himself like this!

Not starting it again. Believe me or not, your choice. Actually I'm not even asking you to believe me. Feel free to consider me a liar.

>>34504322
How can they still operate with sites like phub?

>>34504345
>basically admitting he made it up
Please explain why you do this? Every thread it's some new, ridiculous lie you spin. Fantasy or just insecure? Like I don't get why you'd go out of your way this much.

>>34504345
>Feel free to consider me a liar
and we will, because it's equally pathetic whether you're telling the truth or lying tbqh

>>34504200
>>34504200

is an old pay check ok, I'm the other anon le looser kek

>>34504333
i watched the third season of skins not too long ago. i thought it started out quite well but got shit at the end, i remember some parts feeling really exaggerated. i feel like skins is how normies see themselves but they are actually so much more boring

>>34504383

He's either a wanker for lying or a wanker for wasting time here when he should be having a nice life.

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>>34504345
>"I love posting my stuff and my life on the internet to make people feel bad"
>Go on then, post some stuff to make me feel bad
>"No"
Fucking outstanding

>>34504383
Like I say mate, believe me or not, your choice. I'm not going to jump through huge hoops to prove myself to you while you move the goalposts over and over again.

I wonder how I'm going to be without a cig before Thursday. Fuck

>that day long dread in anticipation of sunday
I dont want to go to sleep guys

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Lads whats some good names for a baby boy? I've got loads of names I like if I had a girl but boys I've got fuck all. I really like older names but older names for boys are a bit shite, apart from Albert, I like the name Albert.

>>34501083
>The clock to wageslavery moves closer to midnight edition

not tonight, i've got the day off, bollocks to you OP.

>>34504449
Maximilian

>>34504433
I mean monday
God help me

>>34502017
putlocker-type site

got the link lad? putlocker has been down for weeks

>>34504449
Alexander

Napoleon

bruce

>>34504449

erm Donald

>>34504426
No you can stop the act. We know it's a lie, what we want to know is why.
It's anonymous mate, you can be honest.

>Casual sex in the next coming weeks
>I think she loves me
>I'm not romantically attracted to her in the slightest

What do lads? I really don't want my virginity anymore

>>34504449

Tarquin
Alphonse

>>34504449
Clive

>>34504449
Barron of course

>>34504449

HaroId

>>34504449

is Rosalie for a girl on your list?

>no one dare disobey her openly

https://youtu.be/ZHss9ll3naA

>>34504506
You know what's a lie?

I think you might be confusing me with another poster because I don't even post in every thread.

Give me some examples of stuff I've said and if it's easy for me to post proof (like I don't have to get out of bed) then I'll do it.

>>34504507
do you covet the idea of losing your virginity enough to have to cope with the inevitable headache of having to shake loose a girl who may be in love with you and who thinks you reciprocate because you slept with her?

don't be that guy who thinks with his dick because it can get you in a shitload of trouble, like that one anon who now pays a prostitute child support because he wanted to know what a vagina felt like bareback

>>34504586

If you're planning to be this obnoxious all night could you please adopt a tripcode so I can filter you.

>>34504586
We want to know why you post it, not what you're posting.

Lads im not a christian and was never raised one
But i always carry a pocket bible and recently ive kept a bible by my bed and i acknowledge it before sleep
Wat am i doing

>>34504586
>Give me some examples
you won't so why should anyone else

>tfw ree at the fucking pretentious, hedonistic normie ibiza weekender advert.

Might watch it in the same way Elliot watched couples kiss. Piss myself off and get justice

>>34504556
There we go. There's the fucking name right there

>>34504475
http://putlocker.ac/watch-apocalypse-now-online-free-1979-putlocker.html

there you go laddo

It's 3 hours long just to warn you laddo

>>34504586

Narrowing it to whatever is on your lappy or your word.

>>34504611
I told her straight up that I wasn't in it for the long term, and she said she wanted it anyway. She's told me she understands, I'm not worried about her ruining my life...I just don't wanna hurt her. It'll be her first time too

>>34504489
Names Alex already so I wouldnt go for that.

As for >>34504468 I would go for that yeah, my mum was going to call me Max and that would be a nice callback.

>>34504554
>>34504494
How about are Nige?

>>34504521
>>34504511
Not sure about these but Alphonse is ok apart from the fact the only Alphonse I knew was a stephen hawking wheelchair kid.

>>34504556
I think I'd get a lethal dose of morphine for that one.


>>34504582
For Girls I really like;
Ruby
Rose
Emerald
Millicent
Greta

>>34504618
You want to know why I post what?
>>34504652
Would a successful person get out of bed to prove something to an anonymous stranger on 4chan?

The answer is no.

>>34504643
cheers pal, you're a lifesaver.

got all the time in the night to kill

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>>34504632
Looking for guidance in difficult times wherever you can find it.

Personally, in trying times, I prefer to rely on an egg

fuck I should have been in bed 2 hours ago
I need to get up at 6 for wageslavery

>>34504674
The only Nige I've seen other than 'Are Nige was a complete spastic.

>>34504632

searching for bantz in all the wrong places

Here's 1:26AM.

Tomorrow gotta wake up at 6AM.

It seems that I like to suffer.

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>>34501161
Please explain to me where in the name of God these pictures of various different waifus in the same incomprehensible jumper are coming from?

How the fuck is that weirdly physics defying thing even staying on?
>>34501139
Posting but this is NOT daijobu

>>34504680

doth said egg vibrate

>>34504671
if you want to play the good guy, tell her she deserves better than someone who doesn't feel the same as she does, because she will be hurt by it even if she says she's okay with it

I say this as a guy who said the same thing to a girl I was infatuated with who didn't feel the same, sleeping with her only made it worse when she continued to show that she didn't feel the same way I did

if you want to get your willy wet and don't care about anything else, go ahead with it and take the rest as it comes

>>34504675

i made 8-11k a month and Im considering getting out of bed tae gub yee

>>34504675
A successful person wouldn't get out of bed to post about it.

>>34504791
You had one good month of gambling mate. You're hardly a success, although I toast your good luck.
>>34504810
Posting from bed.

>>34504675
m8 if your way of feeling smug about your position in life is by lording it over a bunch of autistic neets you're clearly not remotely as successful as you think you are

>>34504731
Is that a girl or am I being tricked?

>>34504835
Every winner needs a loser.

Anyone else hold their piss in for ridiculous amounts of time

>>34504674
>How about are Nige?

To upper/middle class.

Robyn for the girls list

>>34504839
It's a fucking cartoon mate, if it looks like a girl and you can't see a dick then it's a girl

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>>34504839
It's King Arthur, everyone knows King Arthur's a girl, lad.

>>34504854
No but I do it with shitting all the time. Sometimes hold it for weeks

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I've started I guess dating and sleeping with my flatmate at uni and I don't want anything serious, but because she's a normie I think she actually really likes me. For the second time on friday night when getting drunk she's started an argument about "what we are" because she's insecure I guess and wants to be with me. Now here am I stressed as fuck and I've just bought some weed for the first time and don't know how to smoke it properly. Life really is suffering bros

>>34504850
>every loser needs to feel like a winner
ftfy

>>34504886
Sounds good lad, not like suffering.

Just gf her and see how it goes. And buy a pipe.

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>>34504886
>You have weed
>You have sex
>You're at uni and it's January so you're probably still living comfy on that sweet sweet student loan payment instead of putting in the agonizing daily grind
In no way is your life currently suffering, m8. You're living the good life. Be thankful for these moments.

>>34504886
I was worrying about something similar a while back, until a mate said "what does it matter what you are? You just are, and that's enough"
Really made me feel better

I kinda wish I'd just said FWB and never told her how much I really loved her.

>>34504876
I can hold a turd in for a few hours,but pisses I put off till I'm literally bursting.

>>34504859
I liked Robyn a lot but the only Robyn I knew was a short stack big tits girl that I wanted to fug and she used to hug me lots so dont know how that would translate in my head if I called my daughter that.

>>34504886
why not make her your gf? it could boost your confidence and give you experience. may aswell see how it goes. you aint too bothered so you wont get hurt if it doesent work out.

>>34504876
>weeks
that's not holding it in, lad, that's plain old bad diet and constipation

>>34504886
>don't know how to smoke it properly
grind it or snip it into tiny pieces with a pair of scissors and roll it like a regular old fag with a roach at the end instead of a filter (google how to roll a roach), leave a little room at the end so you can twist the paper to keep it from falling out
don't smoke it with baccy unless you really want to prolong your stash

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>>34501139
gone and got semen in my hair desu lads

>>34504876
>Sometimes hold it for weeks
Is this a joke?

I can't even go a day without at least two shits.

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>>34504956

I know that feel, I have a Karen in my life.

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PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE READ

To my NEETS

I had a jobfair appointment for the 25th but i text the person I see every week that I wouldn't show up on the day.

I just checked my emails and he said I'll have to call up and say I'm ill and won't show up.

I haven't called yet so I'll have to do it tomorrow. Is it too late? Will they have already made me redundant?

>>34505071
brits only thank you, karenposter out

>>34505084
it's the 29th so yeah, bit late

>>34505001
No mate it really is holding it in. I need to shit but I just keep it in. Actually I let it slide a little bit down my colon and then kind of squeeze it back up, feels amazing. Like I'm fucking my own arse with my shit.

>>34505001
smoking it with baccy is meant to be better apparently cuz it releases dopamine

>>34505090
It's a different one this time. Honestly he can have her. Realised how weird it is.

>>34505084
Yeah lad, the 25th was, if you hadn't noticed, 4 days ago.

>>34505099
I'll only be able to call tomorrow too. Am I honestly fucked?

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>>34505090
twice as British as you mate.

I honestly can't believe Phase 4 is taking this long to be released. Step it up Damon.

>>34504940
Hah I get shit for student loans, just covers rent and I have to work part time just to afford food for the week.
And it really is because I get so stressed out about this shit. Maybe because I'm fucked up.

>>34504944
See I've told her this a few times but it doesn't work because she is so insecure, maybe rightly so. What happened to you?

>>34504959
I dunno man, I just don't want to stay with her longterm, just wanted to fuck and cuddle while we're living together in halls. But I also wanted an open thing and to get with other people too. I'm such a fuckboy. And I feel if I do break it off my social life here will be ruined because all our friends are mutual and will stick with her. Plus I'd still see her around all the time

>>34505115
no clue what you're on about

>>34505126
How much NEET money will they cut? ;-;

any fellow robots interested in forming a political group , and eventually taking over the country through legal methods?

>>34505148
u wish m8

Anyone on the dole and getting drunk tonight because "weekday" and "weekend" have no meaning?

>>34505185
mate I'm not even on the dole and I'm not getting drunk because I don't drink

>>34505166
I think its 8 quid per day.

>>34505160
I'm the original Karenposter. You're a new guy.

>>34505166
They'll skip a payment, could be worse.

every time i put my head on the pillow and close my eye I imagine what it would be like to have my head chopped off

>>34505159
>What happened to you?
I'm the anon that keeps posting about his gf running off with his friend. That happened.
I let her know I cared and that let her hurt me

>>34505177

I'm marmite on my wetabix level British my good chap.

>>34505201
>Honestly he can have her. Realised how weird it is.

Who can have her and you realised how weird what is?


Also its the original Karen poster who isn't English not the trip

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>>34504731
>in the same incomprehensible jumper
think it's a play on this meme

>>34505159
Let me tell you what will happen

You'll keep fobbing off her attempts for commitment
She'll eventually get sick of it
By this time you're pretty bonded with her
She'll start shagging someone else (maybe one of your mates). He gfs her.
This makes you realise that actually you want to be with her after all
By now it's too late and you're heart broken.

Seen it happen to 3 mates at uni, and myself. All separate incidents. I really think this happens to most guys.

>>34505219

Time heals lad. Plenty more whores need taking care of and all that.

>>34505243
The who's posting her, and I'm probably more English than most people in this thread.

Mum found the cans of piss I'd forgotten to tip out the window.
Want to die more than usual lads

>>34505317
>the who's posting her

But you just posted her
>>34505071

>>34505319
>Mum found the cans of piss I'd forgotten to tip out the window.

why do you have cans of piss?

>>34505319
Pretend you're mentally ill

It will get sympathy rather than disgust

Same thing happened to me and that's how I played it.

>>34505319
>Cans of piss
You been sneaking Fosters in to your room again mate?

HIYOOOOo

>>34505317

A statement thats impossible to prove.

>I'm liking this pattern your following

I did it. I hatched a brilliant plan and my normie brother is facing serious punishment.
He wants to torment me psychologically by bringing girls home when I can't get any - I get him kicked out the house.
He's staying with a friend a few streets away.

What was my brilliant scheme? Move his weed stash to where mum would find it when cleaning his room. The final straw. The argument was catastrophic, and I sat in my room listening with glee. Even if he comes back, I can do it again.

He will learn not to mess with me, or he won't be living here much longer.

>>34505317
>I'm probably more English than most people in this thread.

im related to the queen, so not me.