>overhear 2 of my female flatmates freak out over piss droplets

>>34501674
You can't even manage to piss in the toilet?

How fat are you?

>>34501674
maybe stop being gross faggot

>>34501699
Healthy weight, my piss stream sometimes comes out like a sprinkler.

>>34501699
sometimes for me i piss in the toilet and some of it bounces back up from splash.

wipe your ass after you shit with her towel

just piss in their pussy you normie

Usually when I'm taking my morning piss I'm still tired and out of it, so I don't notice if I have pubic hair around the tip of my dick which makes my piss stream go everywhere.

>>34501794
so either ur dick is real short or ur pubic hair is long enough to make braids

>>34501848
>pubes fall out just like normal hair
>especially if you wear underwear and pants because your clothes rub against them all day long
So either you are underage and don't have pubes or you're a woman

>>34501888
> pubic hair around the tip of my dick

Honestly living with women sounds good sometimes on paper if they're cute, but honestly its horrible. I'd take some shy introverted clean dork over a girl any day of the week.

>>34501888
>one hair is enough to fuck up the stream
>that one hair doesn't get moved when you pull your dick out or when you pull your boxers down
So it's either a small dick or your balding around your pubic area.