*blocks your path* >Listen, anon, now you either walk up to

>>34501507
unironically stupid post

>>34501507
Walk up to the girl and say
>Look this weird muscular guy is threatening to kick my ass unless I talk to you. Please call the cops.

>>34501507
nice abs chad c c c can i touch?

>>34501551
>oh that guy over the-
>is he single omg he is so fucknig hot
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder that women consider this to be 8/10.
You have to be rich, well-hung and funny to get the remaining points

>>34501622
#notallwomen :^)
original

Jab him in the throat and run

>>34501622
I am funny
Funny looking that is

>>34501507
Look Chad, girls will prefer YOU. It's not really my fault if women want the best genes to let guys like you lay their eggs inside them.

After that, I'll just turn 360 degrees and walk away. I shouldn't be pressured to do something I don't feel like doing.

Full on autistic screech, feak the fuck out of all people in the local area. Make Chad look like an ass for bullying a tard.

>>34501507
>see random girl walking near
>"Hello"
>girl looks at me weird, but Chad has no choice but to let me pass

>>34501507
Pull out my pepper spray I carry everywhere

>>34501953
this

>walk up to the girl who points at
>she notices me and starts walking faster
>h-hey!
>ignored
>it becomes a full fledged chase

that jaw is legit 10/10

>>34502666

The ramus is too high satan, looks shopped

>>34501507
I just can never take these scenarios seriously since I got a concealed carry permit.

>>34501858
>turn 360 degrees
anon plz