How do I trick girls into thinking I'm an interesting person?

It's easier and simply to just stop being a shitposter and get a life.

>>34510443
How should I start? Do I have to pretend to be a normie? I've never met anyone who I can relate to or enjoyed the company of, I think i'm autistic. Feels like most people I talk to either have an awful sense of humor (e.g. enjoy facebook memes) or don't share the same interests as me.

>>34510406
Make fun of yourself.

That's right, girls will like the sense of humor if you're critical about your shut-in-ness

>>34510406
If you keep to yourself, and only put something in conversation that makes it interesting or seems /deep/, people will think you're interesting
Be a complete pseud if you have to

>>34510646
I don't think saying I spend a majority of my days on 4chan and don't own a TV is really a good idea.

>>34510674
What do I do about the awkward silence when I run out of thing to talk about?

>>34510738
Act like you don't care, mention that you're comfortable with silence,

>>34510808
I'm bad at acting most people think I'm either angry or depressed. What if she thinks I'm boring or thinks I want her to fuck off?

>>34510406
I think, in all honesty, you have to have traits that are desirable for a girl. Like you have to have some interests that are a little more normie tier, be able to hold a conversation, all that.

>>34510859
I think you won't be able to help it if some people think you're boring, that's just how it goes in life. I think the best thing YOU can do is expand your horizons and maybe find more interests. You have to. Make yourself an interesting person. I don't think I'm that interesting sometimes but I think I have enough interests to make things work. You just have to put bettering yourself first. Never give up who you are though. Just because it's easy to not have many interests doesn't mean that that's who you are. There's got to be more things you like. There has to be.

>>34510636
What are your interests? Do you play video games?

>>34511371
Yeah but I don't enjoy them as much as I used to, only game I still play frequently is Overwatch.

>>34510724
You don't just say it, you make maybe one or two funny comments about it over a night. It's good to joke about your honest insecurities.

I do it all the time because it addresses something other people notice but don't say to your face. While also showing you're clever and comfortable with yourself.