>Hey anon, is it true you're still a virgin?

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>>34510642
That's right, because I'm not degenerate.

Only faggots like you would care about that shit.

yep and I drown with sorrow every day :) cheers

>>34510642
I've done this before and said a bare faced
>yeah
They thought I was joking.

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>>34510642
is it true yall look like clowns, and my virginity is none of yall's buisness reeeeeeeeeee

>>34510642

excuse me, ladies, we've had some complaints - the other customers have requested that you put on some deodorant

People ask me this at work all the time and I've just been deadpan telling them all my outlooks. They think it's hilarious.

>>34510642
>not pretending like you didnt hear them as you check your watch and speedwalk away

>>34510669

Oh you are a degenerate. You just pretend not to be in order to excuse the fucking retarded person and waste of resources that you are. Might as well kill urself. Literally.

>>34510973
the one on the left has the herschlag face

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I'm only a virgin because I hate girls like in OP's pic. The amount of wet holes you put your dick in shouldn't be a sign of status.

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No, you're information is false. You have made a grave error and I will never speak to you again as a consequence.

>>34510642
>overheard grandma and mom talking
>talked about me and my lack of a girlfriend
>tfw grandma thinks I'm gay

How do I deal with this, anon?
Doesn't she know that it's not that simple?

>>34511111
czeched

pic related is very true

>>34510701
>>34510642

The one on the left's smile though, damn

>>34510642
Yeah, religious stuff.

>>34510642
yes, my life was hard but im ok now, also you are a girl soooo you could help me with this hehe please never leave me

>>34510669


>he responds wanting to go home, microwave a hot pocket and fap to trap threads on /r9k/

kill yourself my famodachi

captcha: nigger forest

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>>34510642
>chicken head dike
Cmon' anon, have some taste

yes

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

>>34510642
I would have sex with all three of those women without hesitation

Especially the one on the right, you just know she'd be into crazy shit due to all the daddy issues

>>34510642
>let the triggering spaghetti spilling responses commence

the one the left and right I would douse with seed.. you guys can have the sticky one in the middle

Actually I fucked Ar- OH GOD YOU THREE REEK LIKE HEMP AND SWEAT JESUS CHRIST TAKE A SHOWER

>>34511939
Daddy issues is the best. My current fling has daddy issues. Last night she made me tie her hands up with a belt and call her my dirty little whore. Always bet on red.

>>34511148
Tell her you're celibate for Jesus.

>>34511939
>>34512036
Girl on the right name is Mandy Morbid

>>34510642
Of course. Kissless too. I don't live life on easy mode like you 3.

The one in the middle looks all spiritual and shit

>headband
>possibly dreads
>minimal to no makeup
>seed of life and forest tattoos

She'd just really excited and introduce you to kundalini, then take you out on the full moon to be initiated into the world of sex by her witch coven. candle wax would be involved. you might get some quartz shoved up your ass

why do people do this to themselves? what motivates a person to get a face tattoo, dye their hair green, and shave the side of their head? who is she trying to impress?

>>34513907
Its working famalam unfortunately

>>34514219
no she looks like a fuckin idiot