If you go to take a sip of Mountain Dew and accidentally swallow your piss bottle fluids, you might be a robot.
If you have self esteem problems because you eat pizza literally everyday, you may be a robot.
if you have exhausted mainstream pornography you might just be a robot
If a clerk says "Thank you for shopping at Walmart", and you say "You too", you might be robot.
If you are aroused by the thought of women having sex with their pet dog, you may be a robot.
If you can identify a blacked photo just from the lighting, you may be a robot.