Who else here has fabricated their entire CV? Paid friend to

>>34594703
Nice.

Who else /makesthingsuponline/ here?

>>34594703
most people lie on their CVs at least a little, but it's a bad idea since it will become obvious you dont actually know what youre talking about once you are in an interview or have to work there for more than a few minutes

>>34594703
Here's what my experience was:

>me and friends were computer nerds in hs
>spent all our time in our respective basements coding and playing vidya
>but no real ambitions, just kinda fucked around
>poor ass town, poor ass families
>no college, the three of us were neet for a little while, then worked shit jobs bc no resumes
>eventually decided to register a domain
impressivesoundingconsultants.com
>created pro website using a template
>got google voice number as main "company" number
>plenty of "testimonials" and bs on the site about how good the "company" was
>gave out each other's phone #s for direct line to "references"
>eventually all got good jobs in city, pretty easily
>commute was shit long for a while until we saved up enough bux and got a place together
>now wagecuck it up but for decent money
>not bad

>>34595242
I guess needless to say we put the fake company as our only employer for the duration of all the NEET and shitty job stuff... In case anyone is too autistic to get that.

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yeah, thats smart and everything, but id rather just be a neet getting bux than do all that hard work

like its much better than going to school and getting tons of worthless debt, but untimately not only am i incapable of wokring a regular job, been a neet simply suites me better

>>34594703
>Paid your friend for a reference
>friend
>paid

Bruv. Your "friend" would do that for free. Wow.

I bluffed and lied my way into getting a finance job and had a nervous breakdown and got found out on my second day.

>>34594703
I got to be a teacher with 0 teaching acceditation or courses or whatever. Film was my major.

"Your english is really good anon, and we need an Adobe Premiere Teacher", now I just edit basic shitty things on a computer for a bunch of teenagers and get paid really well. 6 hours of work and I live at a walking distance.

I'd be happy if it weren't for my crippling depression and low-selfsteem.

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>>34594703
This isn't necessary for me, because I already have a pretty good CV and I don't mind being a NEET.

>>34595447
Working at a school is pretty nice, I have no clue how people can survive 8 or 9 hour workdays though. 6 is more than enough.