Why don't you settle for an average girl?

I'm below average so how would I be able to get an average girl?

where are they

neets cant meet other people

>>34617010
this is all I want in life, an avarage gf to cuddle with, who has no weird problems or qualities, just a comepletly normal girl who will be not just my gf, but my best friend as well

>>34617010
She is literally leagues above me. That's not how "settling" works.

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I did get an average girl and I couldn't be happier

>>34617010
She's more attractive than me

That's exactly what I want dude.

A nice average looking girl with interesting hobbies. Too much to ask apparently because even they can do better.

>>34617010

The average girl has ten time the beta orbiters than Stacy because thirsty fuckers think she's easier to get with.

>>34617107
Congrats, good to hear that

>>34617042
>>34617081
>>34617109
Bullshit.
Post pics.
/originla

>>34617126
My sister is one of those girls, she's a 5 but has tons of orbiters because she's really into D&D and vidya.

>>34617010
But they don't want me.

All I want is a average(or below average or above I don't give a shit how she looks) girlfriend that shares my gaming interests and loves me.

>>34617010
What makes you think I haven't tried? I would kill for an average or even ugly gf. Unfortunately no one wants an ugly autist.

>>34617010
Dude, a 5/10 guy has to eat glass to be with a 5/10 girl who thinks of herself as an 8/10, society and her friends and other guys treat her as an 8/10, and she's chocked on multiple 8/10 cocks. Why the fuck would I want that?

Solitude is freedom.

>>34617179

Yeah exactly especially if they're into nerdy hobbies, they get a fuck load of attention from nerdy orbiters who are so shocked and amazed a vagina likes the things they do.

They have their pick of the litter in those cases.

How do I gf an average girl?
Where do you find them? Certainly not on tinder or in clubs
What do I talk about with them?
How do I show interest? How do I flirt with an average girl? How do I date one?

Seems way too hard desu

>>34617107
fuck you Jeremiah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Average
>Not 70 pounds overweight

el oh el

>>34617468
Yes indeed, she picks the really tall ones with good jobs usually. My other sister is a 7 and has had fewer boyfriends, she's more concerned with locking down a Chad for marriage, whereas the 5 has an unlimited supply of betas and picks the best of the bunch. Meanwhile I'm a male 5 and just sitting on the sidelines watching, alone.

>>34617549
I feel like they're hidden away somewhere, like deep inside a library or some other obscure location

Average implies 5/10. How does a 2/10 settle for a 5/10?

>>34617010
>Implying I can get an average girl

>>34617694
Kill yourself attention whore. Fucking hate you degenerates.

You look like a little faggot bitch. Go lift and serve your country if you're a real patriot.

>>34617010
Average looking women are harder to get with then beautiful women. I've never had to game a beautiful woman to have a relationship with her. I think they respond better to when you approach them in a genuine manner. Average chicks are usually thotties and, due to shit like guys boosting them on instagram, have super inflated egos.

>>34617010
Because I'm fucking rich and all the ugly ones want aswell as the rich and average is money. If they tell you they don't, they're lying, all they want is money.

So if that's true? Why the FUCK would I settle for average? I'll just buy a good looking one instead.

>>34617694
Go to Shia's autism party and hit on Brittany

>>34617755
>I think they respond better to when you approach them in a genuine manner.
So you just go up to them and ask for sex?

>>34617773
Hello mr. Trump, how's your day?

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Average girls can be qt.

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>>34617010
>That
>Average girl

Too cute.

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>>34617107
Good luck man hope you have a great relationship for all of us

>>34617755
What does being genuine entail?
Being nonsexual?

Please not this thread again

IIt hurts too much

>>34617107
u ugly doe

>>34617854
The day has been good, the best, fantastic. But let me tell you, I'm gonna build that wall.

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I just want an average girl to marry and start a family with.

>>34617868
I suppose you have to be an emoji faggot to get a girl.

>>34617107
i think this proves personality is the key for most of you
Not the best looking guy, but he looks like a guy you can enjoy hanging around and a nice dude. He probably is, so he has a nice loving gf.

Meanwhile the other guy who posted his pic ITT that got deleted is pretty good looking but he's also a dead-eyed /pol/ack who doesn't know how to smile so he's a kissless virgin.

It's your personality, stupid. Looks only get you so far.

>>34618290
>tall bear-Chad got a gf so looks don't matter

fuck off

>>34618327
you're a pretty boy

>>34618290
>looks don't matter

e p i c

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>>34618270
And support women's rights.

>>34617010
Why would anyone settle for an average girl? They are just practice material.

>>34618327
Yes. Be my original gf and we can be average together

>>34617010
Is that Mallory?

>>34617010
because women won't settle for an average me, and I'd say I'm pretty average looks wise

>>34617868
I can see that chick getting Brad and Chad

>>34618327
I hope you won't
I only wish suffering and shame for you vaginal Jews

>>34617010
They're all wired the same.

>>34618327
Oh god you're hideous.

No man will ever be able to love you.
Except me, I am generous enough to squander my far better opportunities by dating you.

I am literally your only option.
You have no choice but to be mine.

>>34618377
this is why you can't get a girlfriend

>>34618327
You're average, not ugly
Also a female, so of course you'll find someone you idiot

Nigger there's nothing to settle to.
I haven't talked to a girl in 5 years. Anyone who has any female contact is not a real robot at all.

>>34618439
But I have one, a gorgeous one at that.

>>34617587

>Yes indeed, she picks the really tall ones with good jobs usually.

Exactly! Every fucking nerdy couple I see it's always a tall ass dude with some short, useless looking nerd girl. Like every single one. It's obvious that they're still judging things on physical appearance alone. She just can't get Chad to be interested in her so she goes after the best looking/most materially kept up nerdy guy she can get.

>>34618439
He was joking, you stupid bitch. It's a parody of how women think, and why half the male posters here will die alone. Average isn't good enough haha

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IM TRYING TO GO FOR A GODDAMN FUCKING AVERAGE GIRL. THEY ALL WANT FUCKING CHAD TOO YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

>>34617010
Looks like my cousin.
She's a huge whore.

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>>34618567
Oh wow did the op strike a nerv there?

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>>34617755
>>34617836

>I've never had to game a beautiful woman to have a relationship with her. I think they respond better to when you approach them in a genuine manner.

Nah it means just asking them out honestly like

>Hey, are you single? I'd love go out with you sometime.

What you get from Stacy:

>AWwwww, no Anon, I have a BF. But thanks for asking Anon, I'm sure there is someone out there for you.

What you get from nerdy tumblrina:

>OMFG how dare you ask me out, I'm not some piece of meat for you to whatever you want with. I don't think we can be friends anymore anon. I don't feel comfortable with you being around. I'm now going to greatly over-exaggerate this and act like you tried to rape me and have our entire social circle against you.

>>34617836
>>34618143
Showing interest in them beyond sex. Trying to get to know the person before you get intimate.

>>34618617

What the fuck do you think dude? I'm just not in a good mood today, I don't know why but I feel like shit.

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>>34618327
It hurts so much to see pictures of girls in bed.

It always makes me think of how warm and comfortable it'd be to snuggle up with her, holding her close, feeling her warmth.
How good it would feel to know she loves when you hold her like that.
It must be so nice to wake up with a girl you love sleeping peacefully in your arms.

KILL ME

>>34617010
That chick isnt average, shes just lazy. If she straightened her hair and wore makeup shed be a high 8-9/10.

Good bait.

>>34618721
...and then she suddenly BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFSTTTSS, and you have to smell it for 15 minutes

>>34618327
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE

FUCK OFF ROAST BEEF

ROAST ROAST ROAST

>>34617010
Average women want chad also. Even ugly women want chads. You cant win because most women would rather be alone or fuck bodies of chad than with average guy. Some will settle but that is rare and usually happens after they are 30+. Fuck that.

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>>34618721
It's truly is an amazing and warm feeling, I just broke up with my girlfriend and she was very average and still a whore but I miss the warmth of someone next to me.

>>34618816
It takes two to settle. Just fuck them and move on.

>>34618327
Th is no /soc/ reported, enjoy your ban you filthy jew cunt.

>>34617107
you're a large man, dude

>>34617107
I actually thought she was the slenderman chick at first. h.

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>>34618878
A man of impressive build

>>34618327
Let me squirt my stinky NEET seed inside you

>>34617010
She's actually very pretty anon
That's not average

>>34617010
I'm totally up for it. The problem is, they don't want to settle for me.

>>34617107
You're a pretty big guy. Le fucking original.

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BECAUSE THESE BASIC ROASTIES WON'T SETTLE FOR ME!

Please post more average women so I can be upset they will never want me

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>tfw no average kinda cute-at-an-angle gf

>>34617010
I lost my virginity to an average girl. Now I go for better looking women. Average girls are alright if you need to blow off some steam.

>>34618869
>>34618395
why are you guys calling me a jew tho

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>>34618993
oorig

>>34617010
According to OKCupid's research, >50% of women are considered above average by most men and <50% of men are considered above average by most women. Therefore an "average" girl is more attractive than me.

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>tfw no average gf
>christmas is 11 months away

>>34616120
I wish you wouldn't but you will, because for girls literally all you have to do is not be fucking fat and guys will marry you

>>34618638
But those are both rejections. How is that good?

can you guys fucking neck yourself, all these girls posted are above average you piece of shit elitists.
>m-muh average gf!!
>posts picture of a slim woman with symmetrical facial feautures
>b-but she wears glasses/has frizzy hair/wore a hoodie once!!!!

fgirls are queeer folk they want to be made as if they are the most unique girft one earth ut are teh same as servyeeyr everyth gro; jaja

>>34618647
>Showing interest in them beyond sex. Trying to get to know the person before you get intimate
But then isn't that dangerously getting close to the friendzone?

I always try to take it slow and get to know a girl, but they always get bored of me and give up after a while. Almost seems like the opposite, like they want to fuck first and then figure out if they like you.

>>34618851
Stop it normie, it fucking hurts. Go back from whence you came.

I'm still waiting to see average girls ITT, all I see is Chad's living fleshlight so far.

>>34619261
Always bed girls asap. You'll have plenty of time to get to now her later on.

>>34619261
>like they want to fuck first and then figure out if they like you
But that's exactly how they work

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>tfw no average Russian qt 3.14 gf

>>34619308
>they

Guys work like that too. At least the ones with guts.

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even pewdiepie has an average gf

>>34619297
>>34619308
So how are you supposed to show interest in them beyond sex, if you have to try to get sex from them asap?

>>34619462
You aren't
ooeor

>>34619297
>Always bed girls asap
how you do this?

>>34617010
>Why don't you settle for an average girl?
because i only want a tittymonster Stacy gf and wont settle for anything less but those girls are for chad only and since im ugly i have no chance so ill just die alone

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I'm below average so the only women I can possible get are fatties or thotties or druggies.

Not worth it. I'll stick with robothood

>>34619399
funny stuff anon

>>34619483
>have sex, then get to know them
>>34618647
>get to know them, then have sex

WHICH IS IT

>>34619640
You can show interest beyond sex in between flirting and pushing for more. Just sayin', bro.

why do these people keep posting 7's for their answer as to what an average woman looks like

>>34617010
Because whoever she his, she doesn't deserve the burden of having me as a boyfriend.

>>34617010
Because they probably wouldn't settle for me.

Even ugly girls had rejected/broken up with me
I'm not even bad looking just extremely boring

no girl is every going to be sincere with me, so if i get a girlfriend, she might as well be pretty

Your 'average' girls are occupying the jobs your average male would otherwise have to attract a woman. Your 'average' girl will already have had a boyfriend or three who she got rid of because he wasn't perfect Chad. Your 'average' woman calls in the police and gives false testimony in front of a court about you "domestically abusing" her. Your 'average' girl would tell you to man up and walk into machine gun fire if this was 1929.

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>qt, sweet, pure, innocent, and genki girl is finally into me, almost obssessed with me
>super tight young body
>her style makes my dick diamonds
>mutual interests, ethics, etc.
>however, below average - average face

What do I do, boys? Take the plunge into a relationship despite thinking she's not much to look at? She's far too sweet/insecure/shy to just bone and drop, plus her family knows me now.

Also she's still in highschool, 2 years younger than I.

>>34619913
acts like roastie? don't do it

doesn't act like a roastie? go for it

>>34617010
>implying we wouldn't settle for even below average if she was decent
>implying average girls settle for below Chad

>>34617107
How did you meet her? You look happy together. I'm happy for you.

you fucking niggers are posting pictures of above average women

>>34619913
Why would you not take said plunge ? What does her face matters ?

>>34619913
Looks are actually bottom of the priorities list.

The only red flag is...
>almost obssessed with me

>>34620077
If there isn't that basic level physical attraction, what's the point?

>>34620143
You can be physically attracted without thinking she has hollywood facial features, anon.

>>34617107
wtf this girl is gorgeous?

>>34618327
You're hiding your fat. I don't do fat because I'm not fat.

>>34620143
Intimacy.
Human warmth.
Confidence boost.
Having an unconditional support by your side.
Fun times.
Sex.
Cuddles, massages and other kind of feelgoodsy contact.
Plus every and any perk a friend can bring to the table, up to eleven.

I mean, it sounds like a pretty sweet deal.

>average girls
>thread full of poorly dressed 8/10's

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Show me that average girl to settle for

I'm 29 years old
I dropped out of high school & college
I can't drive
I haven't worked for 9 years
I still live with my mum

I literally have nothing to offer even a below average woman. If i have nothing to offer then I have no worth as a man and partner.

>>34618327
Amelia?
original

>>34618638
this is actually true
ive experienced this shit

>>34620502
Are you of the school of thought that you should increase your worth as a human, try it, fail for lack of motivation and get depressed, or of the school that is already too depressed to even consider increasing his worth as a possibility ?

>>34620778

The second one.

I have no motivation or any hope that my life will ever get better. I've failed at everything I've ever tried and my combined life experience with my upbringing and environment has me unequipped to deal with the complexities of relationships.

I'm trying to enter the scene at 30 years old just as everyone else is looking to leave it and settle down and I'm about as experienced as when I was 16.

can someone please repost the roast?

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>>34617010
I already have. This is my honeybear.

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>>34620874
nevermind l found it

>>34620829
If it can make you feel any better, I feel the same way, and yet I objectively achieved stuff in my life. So, y'know. Don't regret not doing shit, it wouldn't have worked anyway.

>>34619010
wtf is that johns hopkins? Holy shit it is. Dude do you go here?

>>34620896
Thanks ! Dumb browser bugged, and I wanted to look at her face while I fell asleep.

>>34620916

Thanks anon, I guess.

I pretty much checked out of life at 15. I knew nothing would ever get better and I'd be a loser till I died.

>>34620916
Give me your stuff then.

>>34620962
21 here. How did you hold out ? I feel the same way, but I feel less and less sane each passing day. Making it to 30 without cracking seems irrealistic.

>>34620980
I can't. Long story short, it'd hurt people around me, and the LEAST I can do on this planet is to not actively hurt those around me.

>>34621024

I just distract myself with entertainment media all day every day. Sit at my PC like 16 hours a day talking to my online friends, music, tv & video games.

I don't give myself time to think about the crushing realisation of my situation and my ever present existential fear of death.

>>34621057
>fear of death.
Hold on, what ? I mean I've been doing all that other stuff and I guess I'm pretty happy to know I might just hang on for quite a long time, but how can you fear death ?
Accidental death is th one thing I desire the most.

>>34619672
Dude I'm a robot, I don't even know how to flirt. This is some next level shit. Won't the girl just think it's about sex if you keep pushing for it, regardless of what you say in between?

>>34621106

When I was < 10 years old I remember we were driving to my cousins house and I just burst into tears sobbing to my mum that I didn't want to die. Pretty much always been like this I guess.

I know my life is garbage but at least I have a semblance of one. I've never been suicidal in the slightest and don't ever want it to end because there's..just nothing.

>>34619010
>implying she's not cute at any angle

>>34621160
... Interesting. For as long as I can remember, I've longed for death - well, "an end to it all" back when I didn't fully grasped the concept of ceasing to exist. But it couldn't be a suicide, because that'd be more hurtful than an accident to both my parents.

I think I'd rather feel nothing than feel bad, pretty much.