Tinder thread

>>34617708
do you actually see this one OC?

>>34617708
>6 feet weeb girl with pink hair eating pocky.
I bet she has a pretty pink feminine penis.

>>34617780
yeah, we matched
red flag as fuck but i'm going for it

>>34617817
that'd be perfect but I doubt it

>Match with girl
>she's kind of cute but seems like one of those "le so random" girls
>her bio is "Just cut my hair and dyed it pink on whim" and features references to harry potter and antifa

W E W L A D
I'm so desperate should I stick my dick in this wasp's nest?

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>>34617840
This triggers the waifufag extremely.
be mean to her for me please

>>34617708
stopped reading at 6 foot

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>>34617910
>not into tall girls

Ladies and gentlemen, the gayest man on earth

>>34617936

>not being the dominant person in the relationship

cuck spotted

>>34617879
If you're confident you can keep her from getting attached, sure.

Antifa is for literal psychopaths, you definitely don't wanna keep her around.

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>>34617957
>tall automatically means dom

Are you trying to be retarded on purpose?
You better not be

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>tfw im too autistic to talk to my matches

Im hella bad at talking to girls irl also

>>34618092
>Hey

stop this immediately

>>34617708
>need facebook
Into the trash.

>>34618092
sauvage with a j

>>34618119
Just make a fake one like everyone else does

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>every match is either fat and ugly or cute but a feminist tumblrina

Explain this shit

>>34618118
thats not me messaging

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>tfw no post ironic gf

:c

>>34618254
Every single one of those girls is attractive, fuck you if you can pull that many, get actual messages, and still don't respond.

>>34618179
I thought facebook required strict confirmation?

>>34618288
smash that mf super like my dude, you've got nothing to lose

>>34618366
Nope. Pretty much just an email address and a first and last name, and tinder only uses the first name of your facebook account. I've had loads of fake accounts over the years and they never crack down unless you're using them for something malicious.

>>34618315
matches dont mean shit when you can talk to them

>tfw found a girl who looks exactly like anderson cooper
>even she wants chad

>>34618390
>first and last name
Nigger please. I'm not about to reveal my identity on the internet.

>>34618558
fake last name my dude

What the fuck do you guys even write in your bio?

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>>34618625
I just have a quote from a song as mine, simple seems to work

>>34618237
Lots of girls are feminists, cute ones are social so they met a feminist and got convinced

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WOW pretty qt, should I super react?

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>>34618682
>I too must writhe, melt to my core
Am I good to go?

>>34618460
Say SOMETHING. At least scare them away first. My matches fucking never send me the first message.

>>34618750
Sounds artsy enough for "hipster" chicks.

>>34618773
pick a girl and gimme a line to say

>>34618711
Holy digusting

>>34618848
Boy, I can't see their bios and I know nothing about you. Just ask them about something you're interested in, or if they're not just random whores with blank bios, ask about something THEY'RE interested in.

If they've got a musician named in their bio, ask what their favorite album by that musician is.

>>34618711
>female
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

>>34617936
if anything being into taller girls is gay, women are supposed to be shorter than men

>>34618700
Yeah but I mean, half the girls I get matched by attend the all-women university in my city that's famous for its turbo dykes and feminists.

>>34618682
so cringe i just might keel over

>>34618711
It's like high score in red flags

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>>34618979
>longer legs makes girls less attractive somehow

Good one man. Not to be tumblr here, but you've done a great job letting le masculine "gotta be taller than girls because i'm the MAN" shit keep you from top tier women.

Been with my tinder cutie for 6 months now. Life is good.

>>34619048
I've been withher too. Best feeling man

>>34618711
>transgender lesbian
>trans inclusive
so he still wants to fuck chicks but wants to look like one however he will suck cock too? how is that a lesbian?
>game dev
no surprise
>depression
no way
>antifa
kek

I actually sent a girl something and she sent me 3 messages back. Let's see what they are

>>34619108
he's not a lesbian he's just a degenerate

>>34619115
>Plz watch my channel x 3

>>74619164
No she said she wants to make out while watching Star Wars

Could this be it guys?

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>>34617936
>wanting a tall lanklet gf
>Not wanting a muscular amazonian goddess instead

>>34619206
Never mind I fucked up again.

>>34618711
what does disability friendly mean? its house has a ramp?

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>>34619289
Kek

Happens to everyone.

>>34619206
what did you say, how did you fuck it up??

>>34619342
Yeah it happens every single fucking time ever.

>>34619367
Just made a bad joke that fell flat

>>34619329
jesus christ anon i only woke up 5 minutes ago I can't laugh this much already

>get tinder
>get match
>message her
>9/10 no reply
>1/10 might reply
>send second message
>don't reply

How am I supposed to have ANY girlfucking chance with this app if I have to wait twelve fucking hours just so I can fail some more?