I AM GOING TO DIE A KISSLESS VIRGIN BECAUSE LITERALLY ZERO GIRLS

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>LITERALLY ZERO GIRLS LIVE IN ANY OF THESE STATES
Girls live there, but to my understanding they all look like this.

marry a crab

t. merry in marryless maryland (all pronounced the same)

>>34644823
You could tell she could be attractive too if she lost 200lbs. Thats always the shame, when you see someone with prime potential but they squander it.

>>34644718
>Be Cucknadian
>Every girl is a libtard bisexual unicorn
This is no beuno

>>34644718
Virginia is for virgins. Everyone knows that.

>>34644718
>>34644823

Nah, when I was 15 I met a girl from Virginia on yahoo messenger.
I was pretending I was about to kill myself in the xtreme sports chat room and she messaged me and became my e-gf.
She used to send me pics of her doing backbends because I have a belly button fetish.

I live in the Czech Republic, the biggest producer of online porn vids per capita. Haven't fucked a living soul in 20 years.