>tfw 5'5 >tfw virgin >tfw i wanna find a qt tall

>>34644383
Why would she want you when she could marry a 6'5" Chad and make the new master race?

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>tfw one parent was really tall and one was really short
>I get the shitty short genes and my brother (younger than me by several years) gets the superior tall genes
>my whole life everyone thought I was the younger one
>younger brother always acts like he's older and treats me like a little kid because I'm short
>fuck my life

I seriously hate people who think it's okay to have kids when the parent's are very far apart in height

>>34644383
Kill yourself, and reincarnate as a 6'7 chad

>>34644471
>tfw one parent was really tall and one was really short

gee I wonder which was which

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>>34644503
mom was really short and dad was really tall

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>be me 5'10" even
>have 3 younger brothers (1 bio/2 step)
>I'm the oldest
>middle two are already 6'1" (bio) and 6'3" and still growing
>start teasing me for looking young, being shorter and looking twinkish (no body, hair facial weak af)
>also be gay
>younger brother pulls bitches and has a beard
>he has no anxiety and is a chad
>MFW I'm the shortest male in my family and I'm also fucking gay
kill desu

>>34645010
Faggot. Go stick your dick in a women you retaded chimp.

>>34645052
I can't get it up to women.. that would make it a lot more difficult...