Anon, you are only my fifth boyfriend...honest.

I swear it screams in terror

>>34663602
I'd rather die a virgin than fuck that.

>>34663602
Labiaplasty is a thing and if mine were that big I would get it done, basically you can trim it until you become a cute innie.

Big labia like that can be actually painful as fuck during sex.

Also it`s pretty funny that you anons think you found the magic way to get back at girls when all they can do is get some surgery done.
What about your small cocks though? There's none right? Stay virgin.

>>34663784
Roastie detected. Enjoy those curtains.

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>>34663784
>there is none
Are you sure about that? Because I'm pretty sure there's been some surgical options since the 70s.

>>34663959
yeah but the trade off is you can't even feel your dick anymore, labisplasty is relatively low cost and low risk

>>34664033
Well then we need the Dahnald to help us make comestic surgery great again.

>tfw no bf to nipple on my beef curtains

I'm actually kinda worried people may start to take this meme seriously.
I've fucked a notoriuos cockhopper and she had one of the pinkest, inniest and tightest cunts I've ever seen

>tfw innie and still a hoe

Feels good man

>>34664133
This is a ruse, right?

>>34664165
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>>34664165
London
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>>34663602
I wish to fuck the roast.

>>34664033
You can feel it, you stupid bitch, it just doesn't stand up full mast anymore. It hangs down.

>>34664520
>Penis stops working properly and doesn't get hard anymore.

LOL.
Great surgery.
May as well become a tranny.

>>34663602
Now I get why guys use the term 'roastie'. It really looks like roasted beef.

>>34663784
>>34664033
>>34664545
I'll let you know that if you get labiaplasty you also lose sensitivity in the labia and most of the time, the vagina looks weird after the surgery. Yes. You're all fucked too.

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>>34664545
It gets fully hard, stupid. It just doesn't stand up, it hangs down.

I wouldn't mind, personally.

>>34664625
They don't look weird, 99% of the perfect innie pussies you see out there in porn had work done on them.

As for the sensitivity, you're not cutting your clit off champ.

>>34663602
Those gross fucking cactus pubes man. Why can't normies just trim their pubes with fucking scissors, it's way more comfy and looks fine.

>>34664724
>trimmed vagina
>comfy

ON WHAT PLANET??

>>34664699
> 99% of the perfect innie pussies you see out there in porn had work done on them.
Most of them don't even look that good, and people don't really pay that much attention to that either, it's just a 4chen meme that you take too seriously. Honestly, a lot of pornstars have horrible innie vaginas and that's not really a problem.
>As for the sensitivity, you're not cutting your clit off champ.
Well, I guess men can say the same; "As for the sensitivity, you're not cutting our balls, champ".
Imagine you're having sex with a guy and the only way he can make you feel good is by touching your clit. You probably wouldn't like penetration and even if he's touching your clit while doing it there would be something missing and you know it.
Also, it's almost impossible to get wet after the surgery.

>>34663602
I'd love to stick my 5 inch needle dick in there to see if I could feel anything

>>34664915
I think you could compare it more with foreskin on a penis and desu pretty much every guy I know is cut and they seem to be doing ok.

You're just overeating desu.

>>34665012
>every guy I know is cut and they seem to be doing ok.
Well, uncut people have a lot more sensitivity though.
>You're just overeating desu.
Fine, I guess I'll stop.

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>>34663602
I am writing words so I do not get muted

>>34663602
Is that a cobra between her legs?....