anons, what are your height and dick size?

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>6'2"
>7.5"
Could be worse desu. I was talking to this short girl the other day (4'11) and she said her bf is 5'11.5 and how she's really disappointed he doesn't have that extra half inch. Does it really make that much of an difference?

>>34663922
6'5"
6"
i don't think it looks as small as you would think since i'm skelly as fuck

>>34663922
6'1
8 inches and 7 girth

>>34664143
>>34664149
>>34664186
I like how all these failed Chads just camp out on /r9k/ so they can make themselves feel better about squandering their IRL buffs

>>34664143
>>34664149
>>34664186
>robots are all tall and/or have massive dicks in survey threads
As expected. I'm 7 foot tall and have a 9 inch cock.

>>34664230
>failed chad
>skelly
>any form of chad
i'm a legit wizard, breh.

>>34663922
6ft 3
8 by 6

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>6'4
>5.7 x 5.5
I feels kind of small on my frame.

5'2
three inches

>>34663922
>6'4
>3" thin boycock

What happens now?

>>34664230
Height and dick can't fix social ineptitude.

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5'7
7
I will never use it though

A tall guy with a small dick is like a fat bitch with no tits- good for nothing

>>34664262
Only people who feel confident would feel a need to post, there's no way to socially obligate someone on an anonymous imageboard to post. Whether they're lying or not anyway.

>5'9"
>5"

>>34663922
5'5''
4'5''

I don't care

Originallio

>>34663922
5'9
7.5

Holy shit, comment not original

6'3"
6.5" usually, 7" on a good day

>tfw wanted to be a qt trap but stuck in a real man's body
kill me desu

6'2"
6"

Doesn't mean shit when you're an ugly autist.

>1.80m
>13 cm

Might be longer if I lose weight tho.

>6'1"
>6" long, don't know girth but it seems kind of thin

Kind of a moot point because I've never used it.

>>34664448
iktf

6"4 as well, and even though I'm "average", it feels proportionally smaller.

5'10
7" x 6"
originally, of course

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>>34663922
5'10
8

tfw my dick isnt even big in my slavic country, toy fucking small dick americans

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>>34664279
>>34664484
>dude brah im so tall and my dick is so big haha
>but im so lonely and socially inept I schwear brah, natch

I have an IRL acquaintance, lemme describe him:
>6'2" and skinny
>acne all over
>front 2 teeth are snaggleteeth (somehow they point inward toward his palate)
>unibrow
>smokes weed all day and brushes his teeth maybe 1x a week (no oral hygiene)
>always so high that he doesn't have much "social aptitude" besides just "haha yeah" and agreeing with what the last person said
AND YET...
>women consistently beg for his dick
>gets "DM"s (direct messages) from sluts and "thots" all the time on instagram
>literally was able to get a rich sorority girl to drive over and bang him on command while he was living in the ghetto at his grandma's house

but yes lets keep up this "brah height doesn't solve anything haha fr fr" charade

>>34663922
>5'11
>6.5
im happy with my genetics. wish i was an inch taller sometimes though

6ft3
8

thanks genetix
too bad ima kv neet

Height- 6 feet 1 inch
Dick size - 6 inches
Not that it matters because girls don't like me anyways. I just stick to my autistic hobbies.

5'7"
6 x 5

Still doesn't change the fact of
>Beta manlet

>>34664614
>>34664619
see
>>34664596

L I T E R A L L Y no excuse

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>>34663922
5'10"
4"
this post lacks content

>5'6"
>7.2"
I'm actually not memeing

>>34664592
I'd rather a small dick than being born a slav

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>>34664592
Enough to fuck female Kebabs

>>34664624
im 6'2" but i have disliked every single woman i have met and dont want to fuck any of them in case i end up having feelings for them and the relationship will inevitably fuck my life up in the future

fight me

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>6'1"
>5.5"
someone kill me
originali

>>34663922
>6'0"
>7"x5.5"
Feels okay

>>34664687
>fight me
Nah I'd rather just shoot you from a block away with my raifu. Narcissistic lankies make for easy targets.

>>34663922
>6'1"
>6"
I'm still a loser
iriganol

>>34664596
I don't about that guy but I can vouch for myself if not every tall guy in this thread. Sure, tall people have it easier but it doesn't matter when you don't know how to even talk to people.

>>34663922
6'0"
5.5"

There's someone out there with the same measurements as mine originalo

>>34664624
I'm not coming up with excuses, cuck. Chad is still Chad. And I'm still a robot. Height and dick size has nothing to do with it. A 5'8" Chad with a 4 inch cock will still get more pussy than I ever will. (In this case 0 pussy)

>>34663922

>5'11.5
>6x5.3

Origanal

>>34664729
>manlet
>able to lift a raifu with his tiny noodle arms

literally when will you learn

>>34664756
>I'm not coming up with excuses
and yet...
>Chad is still Chad.
>Height and dick size has nothing to do with it.

Wew, you are the true cuck. You're also cucktradicting yourself.

You have E V E R Y T H I N G going for you on a silver platter and yet you make excuses and scapegoat "chad" because you'd rather squander your height+dicksize than leave your comfort zone.

>>34664548

Just bone press and you will know how long it will be when you lose weight.

>>34664781
5'11" and 175 at 10%bf

It's only a ~5lb rifle and you retards are too busy doing drugs and drowning in pussy to ever even lift or go to the range :^)

I like how you don't refute my flawless bulletproof arguments so you just deflect onto "dude brah im so much better than everyone else thats why im a virgin lol" as if that's a valid or cogent excuse.

typical virgin tbqh

I'm six inches tall and I have a five foot Big Asian Donger.

can someone explain to e in every single survey thread people are either all over 6'0 and have above average dick sizes. are people seriously lying about this shit? because the averages just don't add up

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>6'7"
>7"

It's like 2-3" when I'm not erect tho.

The greatest struggle. You have no idea how that looks on my frame.

>>34663922
5'8"
6 inches

originaI

>>34664743
>Sure, tall people have it easier but it doesn't matter when you don't know how to even talk to people.
Except it does? He literally does not brush his teeth more than once a week and yet women actively SEEK HIM OUT (not the other way around) so they can make out with his rotting-cock-breath mouth. What the fuck is your excuse?

really activates the almonds

If you're short and have a small dick you can't be a robot. To be a true robot is to have every opportunity to succeed and still fuck up, massively and constantly, forever.
Warm regards,
6'2" and 7" bingus having 27 year old khv

>5'7"
>7"

Feels good whipping it out and seeing the look on girls faces

>>34664789
>dude JUST BE URSELF
>dude JUST LEAVE UR COMFORT ZONE
It doesn't matter because women DO. NOT. LIKE. ME. Why is that hard for you to comprehend?

>>34664838
>You have no idea how that looks on my frame.

Tiny / disproportionate & silly.

>>34664864
>To be a true robot is to have every opportunity to succeed and still fuck up, massively and constantly, forever.
Notorious C.U.C.K. right there. This is just like that "women can be robots too because Chad won't date us and everyone worships us its so haaaaard :(((" nu-logic

>>34664868
>tall and has a big dick
>women don't like him
Choose exactly (1).

>>34664817
i know im not better than anyone, the difference being i accept that its because of who i am
whereas manlets blame it on their height, moving past this is the lesson you must all learn

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>6'7
>about 5 inches

just fuck my shit up

5'8
4''8
You know nothing about pain

>>34664900
>i know im not better than anyone
>>34664687
>i have disliked every single woman i have met and dont want to fuck any of them in case i end up having feelings for them
sounds pretty narcissistic to be desu

5'9"
7"

It's also pretty thickkk

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>>34663922
5'9"

6"x4.3"


269 lbs

Ayyyyyyy

>6'3
>7x5.7
it doesn't look that big desu

>>34664942
not better than anyone doesnt mean that others arent just as bad, just in different and more conventional ways

Since so many of you lie about your height and penis size I might as well too.

6'8"

9"

>>34664997
Hey man however you need to rationalize it. Just realize that this is no different than roasties who don't date anyone because "oh hes just gonna break up with me because he'll move onto someone else; nobody understands me because I'm such a paragon of moral virtue"

Ok, this is definitely a board of chads and alphas. You fucking poser peedors.

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>all these insecure betas measuring their dicks from below

lol

>>34664713
5'8
6x5

We can't change out dick size or height

5'10"
6"
Idk if that's good. Am i small? I just don't know

>>34663922
6'3"
5"
original comment
asdjfjasdlflwer

5'8 height
6'9 dick size

>>34664892
>implying being tall and having a huge dick solves everything

You're really bitter about being a manlet, aren't you? Here's some bitter truth, if you weren't a fucking midget, you'd still be a robot. You're just a lazy asshole who doesn't want to change, so you're blaming your incompetence with women with something you can't change. No matter how tall you are, there are people as tall as you slaying pussy.

6'4"
6.5"x5.5"

this comment was too low in content

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>>34664892
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I'M STILL A KISSLESS VIRGIN AND I CRAVE COMPANIONSHIP EVERY DAMN DAY.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME I'M NOT A ROBOT YOU FUCK. I HAVE FAILED AT ONE OF THE MOST BASIC GOALS FOR AN ORGANISM, FINDING A MATE. FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEE

5'11"

5"

Kill me slowly my nigga

>>34665149
>blaming the victim
i hope you get facial cancer

>>34665192
Are you old and impotent? Did you lose your genitalia? Are you in prison? If no go fuck yourself, you fucking whiny normiefag.

>>34663922
6'4
5.5x5

purple monkey dishwasher

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>>34665149
>>34665192
Nice ad-homs and non-sequiturs but you literally did not address anything in my post (typical narcissistic born-with-a-silver-spoon spoiled virgin lankboys).

You LITERALLY have no excuses when there's guys with unibrows, acne, and 0 oral hygiene that have women ACTIVELY SEEKING THEM OUT (the woman is messaging the man first, not the opposite)...all because the man is 6'2".

You read this, and you get upset/insecure because you know, deep down inside, that you're just squandering your positive/good traits (however few they are lmao) so you can sit here and project your laziness and incompentence onto "the bitter manlets".

other than your shitty spoiled attitude(s), you have literally NO EXCUSE as to why you're sitting here shitposting and squandering your height+dicksize. None whatsoever.

>>34664484
and social aptitude can't fix height

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5'7"

6.5" x 4.7"

I never had a chance.

>>34664596
Uh. He wasn't boasting retard. Read what the thread is about. He answered a question. God you're retarded.

>>34663922
>6ft
>7"
Shame that I look pretty horrible in the face and no female would ever want to get close to me but it feels good

>>34665314
>Uh.
>>general whiteknighting-for-normalfag-tourists
Hello there reddit

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>>34663922
5'4
7"
Too short for pusspuss kill me pls

>>34665246
>all because the man is 6'2"
There is this guy who studies with me. He is lanky, his face is meh, he dresses like a nerd, he looks like nerd, he is not the smartest person i know but he always has two girls at both sides around him. He is the tallest guy in both of our groups.

>>34665332
What the fuck are you even talking about? Why are you so obsessed with Reddit? Good job completely avoiding my argument, retard.

>>34663922
5'10"
3.8"

Just fucking kill me.

Well since this is not original at least one anon feels my pain.

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5'8
5inx2in
not like its going anywhere except my right hand anyway, could be smaller or bigger and I wouldnt care either way

>>34665252
agreed

>>34665246
>You LITERALLY have no excuses when there's guys with unibrows, acne, and 0 oral hygiene that have women ACTIVELY SEEKING THEM OUT (the woman is messaging the man first, not the opposite)...all because the man is 6'2".

That's just one person homie

>>34663922
6'2"
7"
I'm pretty alpha if I do say so myself.

>>34665440
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>34665440
I have to see your penile apparatus. I'm a doctor. You can trust me.

>>34663922
>5'11
>6 in
Im happy

>5'4"
>7"
>origanality

>>34665495
You're happy with that little dick?

This is me >>34665481

>>34665481
>Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
M-maybe it will get bigger with age? There is second puberty when you are 25 right?

>>34665489
I-is it that bad?

>>34665522
Nah dude, you're pretty much done for. Shit sucks.

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>6'4"
>5.5"
k-k-killing myself later this year

>8ft
>12 inches
Would I lie?

>>34665246

Not that guy, but height isn't enough.
When you think of 6'2" men, you're probably assuming their other traits are masculine and proportional. Tall men with narrow shoulders and thin bones and feminine face are still unattractive to women.

>>34665522
>I-is it that bad?
Hard to say. Some examinations must be carried.

>>34665545
Go back to your beloved Emperor, fucking astartes.

>>34663922
3'1
8.5"
Feelstripodman

>>34663922
I'm starting to doubt how much women actually like men in the 6'2+ range. Most of us are weird looking lanklets, with the exception of a few mega Chads.

I've bulked up from 145lbs to 220 at 6'3 in the last 6-7 years and I still look like too damn long and narrow. Very little interest from females these days too.

>>34665534
Fuck. Why did God do this to me?

6'2"
6.5"
Ugly af and never talk to girls though

5 foot 11.75

like 5.4"

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>>34665693
>3'1

this is an original response

>>34665901
im also like 195lbs used to be 220 in the summer, trying to lose weight

>>34665901
about this, maybe a little longer but it's thin

>>34665897
What makes you ugly?

Oddly shaped head?
Fucked up nose?
Eyes too close together or too far apart?
Forehead ratio to face to big or too small?
Teeth rotten?
Head too small, or too big?
Going bald?

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6'
8"

Completely average and original

180 cm
15 cm dick length
13 cm girth

am i kill?

>>34665379
Starting a post with "Uh." is a good sign you're new.

>>34663922
yeee whaddup im such a robot haha but
>6'6" musclebound hehe
>9" cock ;))
what it do boyosss hahahaha
still a robot tho shiitt dont hit on me silly girls lmao im so socially retarded like that penguin meme LMAOOOOOOO TRUUUUUU

>>34664858
When I was in college, I knew a similar guy. Tall, but underweight. Long hair, bad hygiene, no brains, ecstasy/weed addict.

Our female housemates kept him around like a rent boy to fuck him, then let him eat our food.

This went on for several months until my m8 had enough and we had to go full tribal to kick him out.

(I got to choke him out and steal a bunch of his shit at the end which was very cathartic)

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188cm
20x14cm
could be worse desu

5'4"
6"
It looks bigger on my frames tho

5'8"
6" x 5"

Original

>>34663922
I'm pretty close, just switch the top two numbers in the poem
>5'6"
>4"

194cm height, dick +-16cm. Dont care about murrka measurement

>>34663922
6'10"
1 1/2 (erect) not even kidding.
I have Marfan's, I look like Ichabod Crane.
Had more than one woman laugh in my face and leave.
Helps me to understand how men become serial killers.
Had a doctor laugh at me, she said she was laughing with me, bullshit, told me size doesn't matter it's all about personality.
Two good points:
1) I have a great job and make six figures, so I have all I could want.
2) My ball are huge, like freak size and I ejaculate like a fire hose.

Rather be shorter and have a normal dick.

>>34663922
210 cm
27 cm

5'5"
6x4
not a virgin though

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>have 21cm dick roasties won't get disappointed over
>get disappointed whenever a girl doesn't have a penis equal to or larger than mine
How can roasties compete with 2d futa hentai comics?

>6'
>6.9"-7.2" depending

I'm alright with it.

I love how it literally pays to be a superficial cunt.

Talk about an ugly girl being ugly you're literally Hitler.

Talk about a dude's small dick, YOU GO GUUUUUUUUUURL!

5'6"
6.5"

>5'4"
>4"
its aight tho i never had anything to live for anyways

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>>34663922
5'9"

6.2"

It's okay I guess, not too special. Plus I have some circumcision scarring.

>>34663922
6'7"
7-8"x5" depending on hardness and whether you accept bone-pressed measurements like you should

feel like a pencil, but it doesn't matter since I'm too much of a tard to be seen by women as anything other than a creep or charity case.

>>34668230
You can still find some shut in midget girl anon.

Everyone in this thread should realize that most women are incapable of accurately measuring objects in reality.

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>>34663922
5'2
8 inches
fucked many bitches and they think its like 10 inches :)
im mexican as well

>>34663922
180 cm :D
9 cm :'D

haha well, good thing I'm bi, right guys

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>5'6"
>7"

God truly does not give wings to snakes.

>>34668455
are you Jordi Polla?

>>34667849
I am sorry lankybro.

>>34668455
m8 how the fuck do you have that size? i'm 172 cm and my dick is 16 cm, it's bc i'm 18yold? i hope my dick grow a bit when i turn 25yold

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>>34663922
5'8
7.25
Wish I could balance them out desu

>>34664484
SHouldn't matter. Theyll line up for you if you're that height

I genuinely don't believe some of the people's stats in these threads. They'd be beyond autism at that point.

>>34663922
6'1"
6.5 and 3 girth points

>>34665495
Same stats1111111111111111

171cm

15cm from the base

>>34668455
>>34668590
i'm mexican too, 16cm it's a good size for a 18yold?

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>5'9
>7 inches

i'd trade my dick size to contribute to my unachievable goal of becoming a lanklet knowing that i will probably never use my penos

>>34663922
5'11
5.9

fuck me no wonder I'm all alone

>>34664750
Sup we've the same stats

5'9"
5.6in

sad life

>>34669135
I'm there with you buddy

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>>34663922

6'2"
6.5" x 5.5"

Not even that tall and have a needle dick, fucking end me now.

>tfw 6 ft
>tfw have 8incher
life is breddy gud

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>>34663922
6'
6"
Anyone else have such perfect proportions?

5'8 inches
8"

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>4'1"
>17"
How can white boiz compete

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>>34663922
i thought these tumblr fucks were anti body shaming

does this make my 4" a bit more acceptable because i'm 5'10" or will i never even get a chance?

>>34664230
I've just been here for years, as I became older I guess I became more chad-esque. I wasn't always 6'2, I grew more in my early 20s. I like to come back from time to time to post comfy things

6'2
8.1 long
7.2 girth

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>>34663922

5'5''
~5.5"

Good enough for me, I'm cut but I can jerk it dry so its all good.

>>34669367
>4"
Sorry famalam

original desu;;

5'8
7 inches
At least on my manlet body my dick looks pretty big

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im 5'5" and 6 1/2"
am i small for my height?

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6'1"
3.5"
REEEEEE
FUCK YOUR ORIGINAL BULLSHIT

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5'10"
5", maybe 5.5"

Life is gay

5'3"
5.5"

Guess it wont be that disappointing :")

>>34664143
>girl talking to you about her boyfriend's piece
Look at you getting all comfy and warm in that friendzone.

>>34669740
You're most likely around average, so yes, it will disappoint

Women want to see a big dick. Average just means they won't laugh as hard

>>34663922
1.86m
15cm

I'll die a virgin anyway so it doesn't matter

So how do we measure again?

Am I supposed to press the ruler towards my pubic bone, or should it just rest on top of my dick? I desperately want that extra .5

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>>34669881
Why do I always kill the fucking thread

>>34670328
I'll kill it for you anon, it's not a big deal.

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5'11"
5(.5)"

ahahahaha
(this is an original comment)

>>34663922

5'10
'7'

Rounding down.

5'4
7''

dissapointed in myself

>>34663922
5'10
6.5-7" with no girth
im also a closeted transsexual

>>34663922
>5'8"
>FUCKING 2.5"
END MY LIFE NOW

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6"0
7.5x5.6
>just because I have a 5 inches that means nobody in the thread can have 7+

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>7"x6.5"
>6'

pic kind of related

also 5'7

but 6

why not though?

>>34664596
So your friend has never made the effort to connect with the girls he's fucking? Sounds like you're intentionally leaving parts out to make yourself feel better. Brushing your teeth once a week is more than some, definitely not "no oral hygiene"

Makes me happy to see all of these big dicked tallnorms suffering as they deserve to. If you lucked out just a bit more in your upbringing you would be Chads making more robot lives Hell. I hope you all kill yourselves.

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>6'
>3.5" pencil dick

I hurts to live, guys.

5'10
6.5"
Oh how I wish for soothing rain this post is fucking full of content here please let me post this

>>34663922
>implying dick size matters

it's not like girls have x-ray vision. until you pull your pants down they have no idea what you have.

also-

7'2"
15"

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>mfw 5'8 and 2 inch dick
>mfw doesn't matter cause I was too autistic to ever lose my virginity anyway

>>34663922
5'10"
3.5-4"

Only the height really matters before you hit the bedroom.

>20
>White
>5'8 1/2" (I have on my license 5'10")
>Dick size: over 5 inches when erect. I'm a major grower. I wish I wasn't circumcised.

>>34663922
6'4
6.5"
;-;

is the jelq meme real
is there anything i can do about this

>5'5"
>7"

The only bad thing about it is that I have bad Peyronie's.

>>34663922
>5'11.5"
>5"

No girl will date me because I'm not at/above that 6 foot threshold, and even if I did end up dating someone they would be sorely disappointed because my dick is too small.

>>34663922
5'6
6"
At least i live in south america.

>>34663922
6'0"
2" maxing out at 2.5"

>>34671876
>>34669598
>>34668557
A manlet of that length?

I refuse to believe it until I see it.

5'10.5"
6.25x5.5

Wtf is going on in this thread I thought this board was full of small dicked manlets. Fucking reeeeee. You fucking faggots stop being bitches wtf. If I were six ft tall I wouldn't be complaining you fucking shits.

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I'm 5'10

but I have a 7.5 inch dick

>>34663922
6'1"
6.7"
all i need are social skills and i'll be okay

>>34665964
Rotten teeth and my left eye is dropping lower than my right eye. Face is asymmetrical as fuck.

>>34672585
Adding onto this. No money for dentist.

>>34665964
Large forehead, face is pretty asymetrical (right side is pretty fucked) , bad teeth (but am brit), 5ft7 skinnyfat with small dick

Kill me. I guarantee that my parents decided to seek out the person with the worst genetics to mate with.

>>34672672
>skinnyfat
Fuck, same here. What causes that dude?

>>34663922
i'm 5'9 and my penis is 5.5-6.5, depending on how fat i am. I tell people i'm 5'11 and my dick is 7' though

>>34663922
>6'
>6.5"
A shame I'm ugly as fuck and a total spastic

6'3
8.1 inches

On a related note, pretty disgusting how many manlets are on here

6'
8.5"
Ex loved it

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>>34663922
6' tall
my penis is about 6", but i measured it back in middle school.

im not sure why it should matter, i don't have sex with girls or anyone, anyways.

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>>34672761
I've been skinnyfat even since I was like 6 years old. I eat garbage and hardly ever work out but do a fair bit of walking.

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say genetics, but at least it beats being a 300lb tub of lard.

6'1.5
5''

>>34672884

>im not sure why it should matter, i don't have sex with girls or anyone, anyways.

Yep

>>34672884
Can we swap penises?
Thanks.

>>34664475
>>34664473
>>34664521
>>34664514
>>34664650
>>34664713
>>34664750
>>34664939
>>34664924
>>34665117
>>34665204
>>34665245
>>34665440
>>34665467
>>34665544
>>34665901
>>34665932
>>34668230
>>34668529
>>34669135
>>34669725
>>34669740
>>34671436
>>34671651
>>34671911
>>34671947

Just google jelqing and hanging brahs,will change your life

5'6". 7 inch penis.

>>34672921
Jelqing doesnt work you fucking homofag

i'm 3 inches
I was thinking of going to a doctor or something because it makes me fucking sad

>>34672945
Post it bruh

you know there are other ways to make girls want you other than height right?

it's called success

it's just as superficial and actually works way better

>>34663922
>5'9
>6.7x5.8

pretty happy with it, wouldn't mind having a couple of inches of height tho

>>34672945
3 inches erect, seriously. Your dick size is the same as a unerect dick. Hahahaha

>>34672921
>jelqing
are you retarded?

do you guys measure ur dick size bone pressed or not?

>>34673018
wait, is dicksize measured while your dick is hard? have I been doing it wrong?

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>>34672980
but i want girls to like me for me, not because of how much money i have or how tall i am.

>>34673023
There was a guy my BF was telling me about that nessured his dick from basically his asshole bc it was hard just like his penis

>>34673023
answer me pls
>>34673071
it give me 1 or 2 cm if i bone press...

Short unerect, like below average
8 inch's erect basicly triples in size.

>>34673083
From what I understand measuring while hard gives the best result so idk man I guess go with bone press

Fucking forgot to post height, I'm 1.85meters high, aus fag

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That feel when 5'5 165 cm my God

>>34673049
Yes, I learnt this from /b/ you measure erect. 3 inch's unerect is normal I'm below average unerect above average erect.

>6'2''
>6.5

Pretty average desu.
My comment is original 4chan

>>34673195
Fuck man I've been worried my whole life with this

I've always thought I was condemned to a life of micropenis-shame, you've just pretty much made my whole week. I love you.

>>34673292
You didn't know that before? Fucking kek.

>>34673292
I felt the same way anon, until I found out. How long are you erect.

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>>34673330
If I wasn't feeling so relieved by this I'd probably be adding two more points to my "retarded" status

>height
6'0
>dick size
5.5'' (6'' if i'm VERY horny) x 6''

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>>34663922
>6"5'
>7'
Shy as fuck, but somehow I got a gf.

>>34673385
6.29 according to my measure tape. Not huge, but reasonably enough I believe.

i'm about 1 inch flaccid

>>34664838
Same, I'm 6'5" and 7', but when I'm soft I'm barely half that.

Luckily, my gf barely sees me soft. Even after 2 years I get hard from just being around her. The few times she's seen me soft she says she likes it and tries to fit me in her mouth, only to get 7' crammed in her throat again

>>34665067
>manlet mad at all the tallbros and their proportional dicks
It's okay manlet, it's how you use it, right? :^)

>>34673490
Me too and
>6'5''
>5.5''

just kill me already famalam I can never show my dick flaccid

8'8 with a 14 inch dick

am i gonna make it?

>>34673540
I don't know, Mr. Skeletal, I think you're already dead

>>34663922

>6'2
>21cmx14cm
>ugly cunt

All the bitches ignore me

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6'1"

5"x7"

shrinks to ~1 in. flaccid too

:-)

>>34673955
>5"x7"

How fat are you?

>>34673490
I basically am two, kinda depends can be 3 some times, but I'm 8 inch's erect I don't get it.

>>34674004
used to be 230 now 180ish lbs

>>34663922
>5'11
>175lbs
>12% BF
>6.5"

>>34663922
6'8
8"

Bet it looks small too cuz I'm muscular

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>6f
>5.5 but pencil dick

Feels bad, but could be worse..

>181cm
>72kg
>19cm when rock hard

fine with that. average in my country seems to be less as I've always got girls liking the size.

5'7-8
4? ??
I'm a manlet with a small peen
yet I'm more confident and charismatic then these tall big dicked losers

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>6'2
>4"7
My dick could be longer but I don't get thrilled enough as before. Also quite socially inept or just plain unattractive, why even try.

>>34663922
182cm, 6 foot

21cm, just over 8 inches

>>34673443

>>6"5'
>>7'
>but "somehow" I got a gf
You are truly a miracle, girls hate this tall guys with above average dicks

>>34663922
6"0 Height
8"0 Dick
original am I right?

>>34671275
>So your friend has never made the effort to connect with the girls he's fucking?
nope

>Sounds like you're intentionally leaving parts out to make yourself feel better.
nope

>5"10.5
>5.7"

How am I doing brobots?

>>34663922
5'7''
7''

I'm half Asian but I pass as full so whatever.

5'11".5
7"

I really wish I was 6' tho, I can just lie and say I am since is so close, but deep inside I know I'm not, and I'll always be a manlet.

About 5'7 and 6.5

>>34676898
>5'7
It must be hard to be below average height in slav country.

>>34663922
I'm not sure but my guess would be
>170 - 173
>16-18

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>>34663922
6 foot tall 7.5inch dick

23 year old virgin

wow this hit me in the feels
some girl sent it to me last year and at first I didn't get it, Im 6'4 with a 6" penis, but then it hit me like a month later.
Fast forward to now, shes flying across the world to treat me to a vacation and I'm contemplating standing her up

>>34677363
die normie faget

6'0
7x5.5"
feels average desu

>>34677181
It's arguable how slav we actually are, but yeah it sucks because everyone is hyper masculine here to the point of retardation. I am the average height of a schoolgirl. I wish i had a tall and strong gf to protect me from heightism.

>>34664143
Things I made up and didn't happen: the post.

>>34675091
Nice fantasizing, virgin.

>>34675387
6'5" is permavirgin height. You're either fat or lanky, and with a deformed face.

>2 things that are completely out of a man's control
Good thing is just a fringe thing, huh? Women don't generally think like thi-
>300k notes

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

Just remember to not fat or slutshame, accept all body types and lifestyles xoxo

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6'3"
5.2"

Painfully average i think.

>>34663922

5.8

6.5 on a bad day, 7 on a good day, don't ask why I dont know why its bigger on some days.
Nice and fat is what the girls tell me. So many girls have told me it's the girth that gets them, so I couldn't care if it was 5 inches. Looks a lot bigger because of my height, also the golden ratio so 5.8 is on average the most pleasing to look at, it just depends on how tall the girl is and weather she thinks its weird to be with a guy who is the same height as them. I instantly write off the chicks taller than me, I have turned down 2 because of that, so it goes both ways.

>>34677589
>So many girls have told me it's the girth that gets them
What's the girth?

>>34677392
im an actual autist with a lay count of 14
lol

>>34663922
5'9"
7"x5.5"

bretty gud overall

>5'6''
>7"
I could be worst.

>>34677910
>5'7"
>6"

No problems getting and pleasing girls.

>>34663922
>inb4 everyone is 6'6 with 9inch dongs

A Genetic Joke

5'5.5
6"x6"

an even worse poem

>>34678131
I wasn't wrong. Anyway I'm the same as this anon>>34673134. But then again I don't know how to properly measure. I just put it next to my dick and press down so it points straight and not curvy like a banana

>>34663922
6`5
6x4.5

I fucking hate it, I'm very insecure about it...

7 by 2
Never getting laid though so eh

>>34663922
>6'1"
>7"

definitely can't complain. Like most people I kinda wish I had a 8" dick, but at least it's not tiny

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6'2
Somewhere about 5.5in, i dont want to measure in fear of being disappointed

>>34678309

7"long, 2" girth?
Jesus senpai I'm so sorry

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>>34664596
>mfw 6'1
>not deformed
>not too autistic
>top 10% income-wise (in my country)
Where are the bitches, faggot. No girl ever showed any interest in me, ever. Even the cheap golddigger whores. Fuck off now. Fucking manlets and their meme theories. Height matters if you're a chad (good-looking, buff, ottermode) already. If you're a sperg it makes no difference.
>but muh specific anecdotes
k

>>34678945
Height doesn't matter if you're Chad, you get girls regardless.

>>34678968
It kind of does, 5'9 and below chadlets come out as tryhards and stick out too much when in the company of 6'1s an over. Women don't like taking the underdog in the group.

>>34679017
Except that this doesn't happen. You would know if you ever went outside.

>>34663922
5'7"
4.5"

life is not for people like me

>>34663922
6'1''
5'' x 5.5'' - would probably be 5.5'' long if i wasn't so fat

>>34664143
7 inch dick is the new "I have an 8 inch penis guys! Believe me!"

>all these big dicks

idk how you're all here instead of on Tinder

>>34679110
Anything below 10" is dicklet status these days.

>>34663922
>5'8"
>7"
I would gladly trade one inch of dick for two inches of height

>6'0"
>6.3"

Literal average tier. It sucks not having anything I can pride about myself.

5'7
3 inches erect pencil dick
I dream of death every day

5'6"
~6"

desu famalams roasties still want to develop relationships with me but im not about that.

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>>34663922
5'9"
6.5"

Why does it even matter in the first place ? It's not like people like us will ever get laid without paying for it and prostitutes don't give a fuck about your dick size.
Literally irrelevant for anyone that isn't a filthy normalslime.

>5'10"
>5" on a good day
>former wizard
>thicc asian wife

Feels good my friends

5'6
6.5x5.5
originalai

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>>34672921
im afraid hanging will rip out ur dick
btw im 5.5 inches tfw

Lanky 6'4" with a 6" pecker

5'7
8
Skurt skrt more content originalio

>6'4''
>5"

Boy is she gonna be disappointed...

>>34663922
5'7 (174cm)
6' (15cm)
Original

>6'3"
>7.5"
Also pretty good looking desu, still a pathetic fucking loser. Just proves looks dont matter if you're really fucked in the head

>>34677712
LIBBERALLY THE SAME AS ME

>>34663922
6'3"
9.6"

Feels good to be polish

>>34677589
>he gets laid and turns down chicks
youre either lying or you need to LEAVE

6'0
4.5 inch dick. haven't measured thickness but it's kind of wide, not very much though

>>34663922
>6'1
>6.7
iojupobnkljn n

>>34680905
That's a monster penis. How does it feel to know it will never experience the feeling of being inside a vagina?

6'1"
I haven't measured but according to the feedback I got the other day it's "fucking huge" and thats enough for me.

>>34664230
Damn how did you know thats why I'm here?

180cm
10cm :'))

Women want...
>6 feet
>6 inches
>6 figs
Coincidence?

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I'm 6'9" and my dick is 7.4" (Just measured for the first time literally right now). I thought I had like a 5-6 incher honestly, I'm honestly very surprised. It looks very small since I'm so big,

>tfw no girlfriend

6'3"
9"
I'm black
Oregano

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6'4 with 5.9" inch 5.9" girth
how fucked am i?

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>183cm = 6 ft tall
>Penis length 14cm = 5.51", girth 6cm = 2.3"

Should I just end it boyos, I will never do anything with this straw dick of half length

>5'6"
>9"

Wrecked my nice share of pussy and ass. Now plowing my wife. Fells good famalan.
> inb4 turbobeta orbiter until my late 25's.

>5'11
>7.5in

Girls (online) always say i'm bigger than they expect. I dont know how to feel about that

>>34663922
6'0"
6.9" length 6" girth

but my aspieness fucks me over hardtime for spilling my spaghetti all the time.

>>34673292

m8

you seriously thought it was measured flaccid?

you thought anons had like 7 inch flaccid cocks?

holy shit this is a new level of autism

5'10, 4 inches [/spoiler}

>>34681029

bruh speak english

>>34663922
White 38 year old Chad 6 foot tall with a thick 10 inch dick.

5'11"
8x6
I'd give 1 inch of length and 1 inch of girth to be 2 inches taller, however as far as things go I'm happy with it

>>34663922
>5'8"
>5.5"

Girth ain't all that either (about 5" but I haven't measured since before I started smoking again so prolly about 4.75" now). Honestly my dick size only gets me down if I'm already in a bad mood to begin with but I do get really depressed about being a manlet (doubly so because DYEL build with gyno)

>>34663922
Im around 5'10 and my dick is realistically like 5.4 or 5.5 inches.
Its sort of thick to make up for it i guess but eh.

>>34663922
5'8"
5.8"
Is this good?
apparently this is unoriginal?