Well - what is it?

>>34705248
"Greedo shot first".

>>34705248
>reply to this text or your mother will die in her sleep

>I'm a millionaire interested in you

>the text that saved Europe
How is she related to the Bogdanoffs?

>>34705317

I'd need a quick rundown first

>>34705248
>let me tell you about the jews
>9/11 was a inside job

>>34705248
>I just won the lottery

>>34705248
>I eat ass very well.

Why do you want to start a text convo with any girl ?
I usually end up ingnoring because most of them are fucking overtexting about shit I don't care

>>34705277
>what a creep
original commento

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>>34705248

Want me to pick up some eggs later? ;)

>>34705371

This right here gents, no girl can resist the lure of the opportunity

>>34705248
ay bb wan sum fuk

original

>>34705277
>my mother is already dead you fuckng dickbag

>>34705248
I am going to murder you and your entire family and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>34705248

>Igor using a speech to text app on his phone

>>34705277
Comment original

Fuck

>>34705248
"I have something to tell you.. I cheated on you"

>>34705248
Yo, dis muh first day in da country.

>>34705277
shieeet
fuck you man that's extremely rough

>>34705248
hey babe , my name is chad, i make 7 figures, have a 2 million dollar house and i'm going to pump and dump you so come over and blow me

>that particular combination of makeup, clothing style, and hairdo looks very becoming on you

>>34705277
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuvujyzey poop

>>34705277
never coming on this board EVER AGAINorig inal

I'm pregnant with your baby

>>34705277
how the heck is that original? That MUST have been posted here before
oh well

>>34705277
Fugg not again

"Hey, it's Chad. Just got a new number."

>>34705421
You can eat my eggs if you know what I mean ;)

>>34705248
What was up with your nose today btw?

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>>34705277
FUCKING /b/ I HATE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT GET THE FUCK OF OF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU RETARDED, CANCEROUS, COCK BREATHED, DEGENERATE BITCH!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34706598
note that it doesn't specify a time period
i would like very much for my mother to die in her sleep in the deep future years
it's a peaceful way to go

all replies are actually cursing their mums to an unpleasant death in some future time

>>34706777
Trips though.

What a worthwhile compensation.

>>34705277
Hello, there, anon, hahahahaha

WOooh!

>>34705248
>Im a homosexual degenarate.

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>>34705277
suck it faggo.
origami sudoku.

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>when you're sick and he's on vacation but he is coming to take care and bring you heaIthy food:) <3

"Yo it's Tyrone. Stole your phone and went thru ur pic. U a fly ass PAWG. Wanna meet u-
Wait. I texting myself.

SHEEEIT"

>>34705248
I love you, the problem is i never said or wrote instead i drew it in conversation between us using yahoo doodle.
The thing is i never liked her i was just a horny teenager.

>>34705248
Hey, Stacy. You dropped your wallet at work. I turned it in to lost and found