any tips on hanging myself?

Get it over with, loser.

>>34704936
I'm in the same boat. I've made my noose, but I'm not sure if it's stable enough.

If you really want to kill yourself why are doing it in a way that's really uncomfortable/painful?

I'm planning on ordering opiates and overdosing. I'll probably go out feeling happier than I ever have in my life.

>>34705099
Hanging is actually one of (if not the) most painful ways to die.

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>>34705099
>>34705120
*Peaceful
Why did I say the exact opposite of what I wanted to say?

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OK, since there's no way to bring this up casually, idgaf if I come off as an attentionwhore. What do I need to fix for this to work?

>>34705120
Isn't that only if you get dropped from high enough and your neck snaps? The way a lot of people do it by standing on a chair and then kicking it off or like OP seems to be doing it would lead to a slowly choking which I imagine is quite painful.

>>34705229
The way to do it is like >>34705176 where you just kinda hang there and wait for it to cut off your circulation. Not painful at all.

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Here's another option. Would this work better? It seems sturdy enough.

Guys, my neck is in the noose. I need to know now if I need to fix anything.

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court sassari

>>34704936

Don't attach the noose to a light fixture on your ceiling. Very embarrassing and tough to explain your way out of.

>>34704936
Don't do it. Its something you can never take back. You don't want to live your life first before going into the void?

>>34704936
Don't do it, jump off from a tall building or something like that, hell even a bridge works, and go head on!

>>34706919
Shut up faggot. He's presumably a grown man, he can do what he wants