>he's 25 years old and he never had sex AAAAIUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Actually, I'm 29.

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I have also never hugged, held the hand or kissed a girl.

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Witch powers in 3 years. Shy, like sewing and boardgames, and only creepers like me.

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>>34705037
kek im 36 and have never breathed near a female.

I haven't even seen what a female looks like reeeeeeeeee

>>34705037
I was homeschooled! I never had a chance!

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>>34705037
>he didnt lose his virginity at 16 like a normal person would


HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING LOSER, DO YOU PLAY WOW OR SOMETHING LMAO

>>34705037
Hahahaha-ha. It gets unlikelier every year after your teens you know. You become a 30 year old virgin the same way you would become a 20 year old virgin.

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>>34706426

College is the proving ground. If you can't lose your virginity when you're in a dorm full of horny 18-22 year olds, it probably ain't gonna happen.

>>34706378
No, I don't, though a girl in HS assumed I did.

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HOW'D YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM

>>34706378
It's not my fault

My parents put me in a private school with 95% boys

most of them turned prison gay

>>34706508
>tfw 26
>tfw still in college, been here since I was 18
>tfw still KHV

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>>34705037
>be me
>lost my virgnity at 15 to a 17 year old 8.5/10 qt latina girl
>she broke up with me cause i was trying to be a chad
>now a sit in my room almost all day and due to research I think i've concluded that I have little time left
>mfw wont die a virgin but will die alone

>>34706647
The fuck are you doing here failed normie

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>>34706647

Similar story with me. Fucked three QTs in my late teens/early twenties. Now I have a beer gut and am trapped in a shit call center and everyone expects a dude my age to have a house and career.

>>34706647
U better also be latino you fuck

>>34706743
Nah I'm white, but she was red pilled and was a trump supporter and all that, and I didn't get her pregnant or anything either

>>34705037
I'm 28. Just 2 more years until I'm a wizard!

>>34706776
>and was a trump supporter
You would be underage b& in that case. But I think your story is 100% a work of fiction.
(you) are literally too dumb to lie on the internet
I really don't know what to say.

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>>34706776

>I didn't get her pregnant or anything either

That's sad. Olive-skinned Mestizo/WASP mixes are going to America's overlords a few decades down the line.

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>>34706378
>talking to a guy about sex
>apparently told him I'm still a virgin at 18 when I was black out drunk
>"It's alright man, I finally lost mine when I was 16, it's no big deal"
>mfw

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>>34706863
>That's sad. Olive-skinned Mestizo/WASP mixes are going to America's overlords a few decades down the line.
Fucking kill yourself. I'm the product of a white + olive-skinned couple and I fucking want to die. I wish I were white so fucking bad and people think I'm just fucking with them when I tell them I'm not white and it makes me so god damn mad when they tell me I'm white.

>>34706858
I swear dude, I lost my virginity to a 17 year old Latina trump supporter when I was 15, I might have been 16 actually, but you get the point.

>>34706863
I didn't want to get her pregnant or anything, because I'm not retarded.

And I'm planning on having a white wife in the future and having multiple children.

>>34705037
Who are you talking about, specifically? Some random image you conjured up in your head? Or what, the letters you communicate with here never had sex?

I had sex once 3 years ago and i fear i'll never get to experience such godlike experiences such as love

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Im lost my virginity at 16. But it doesn't matter, it's just memories now.
Like it never happened.

>>34705037
24 khv, completely apathetic to the idea of it. Never even bothered because I have enough problems with my own life. This sort of comment is common in my family though.

SHUT UP NORMIES YOU DON'T BELONG HERE REEEEEEEE

soon to be 23. I don't care anymore

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3 more years if nothing goes wrong.

>>34705037
Having sex once or even twice is nothing. Nothing changes. A meaningful relationship is what would help you

I'm 28, but I never kissed

I did fuck a fat bi polar lady off of CL when I was 22 or 23 (didn't cum tho)

>>34706426
Just go to a bar, wait until it closes and choose. They're not pretty but if people here are so eager to lose their virginity... go ahead

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>>34709978
>meaningful relationship
>current era

>>34709978
Spoken like en actual virgin.. Nice thanks for kek

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>>34709978
>Having a meanful relationship with modern women
Lol no. Most men would be better off being single bachelors and just pumping and dumping women
t. Tyrone who has fucked models and interacted with literally thousands of women

>>34705126
>only creepers like me

> i will not accept anything less than chad.

>>34705126
And how exactly is someone supposed to know what criteria of creepers you like?

27 here. back when i had hair a couple times in my life cute girls showed some interest in me but i didn't do anything with it, since going bald this has never again happened. now i will be KV forever.

>>34706508
I'm a freshmen in college now, but I can tell I'm fucked. No prospects at all and cold approaching is a no go.

Fuck my life I guess.

>>34706508
>in a dorm
>implying
I walk 8 miles every day I have to go to college. Dorms are a needless expense.

>Lost virginity at 16
>Been on here since I was 14
>Now 22

AMA

>>34707029
Trump wasn't a thing back then which means you're literally 17 at best now

YOUNGFIGS GET OUT

>>34707029
That would mean in order to meet the bare minimum you would have been around in the era where donald trump was a celebrity that faded into obscurity. I doubt a latina bearing the title "trump supporter" would have existed then.

>>34705086
At least a hug nigga

but what if i don't wanna have sex? what if i don't care about sex at all?

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>>34705037

>tfw 25yo virgin

>tfw 5 years until i can vibrate through walls and levitate

get fucked normalfags

>>34710770
enjoy your AIDS nigger
kek

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>>34706930
>"finally"
>16

>>34705126
>Witch powers in 3 years. Shy, like sewing and boardgames, and only creepers like me.

Good evening, little sister. It's funny; whenever I dare suggest that there are women who could possibly reach middle age and remain virgins, I'm met with no small degree of skepticism. However, I've seen it happen with my own eyes. Just as Mother Nature will occasionally leave one of her unfortunate sons behind, so too will she every so often abandon one of her daughters. Less frequently, but it happens. Nature's design can be subverted, and not all miracles are lovely.

So I'll give a bit of advice. Not on how to escape our black little college; if I had that knowledge, I wouldn't find myself within it. Just a bit of instruction with regard to etiquette.

>only creepers like me

"Creeper". You may feel some liberty to use that slur now. However, we wizards have heard this insult our entire lives. People justify our unhappy position by reasoning that we are undesirable because we are "creepy", because we suffer from some moral flaw. When, of course, our only sin is a natural one: we are ugly. In three years, you may find yourself in the position of the very men you considered "creepy", some aberration beyond compassion because she deserves every bit of loneliness she suffers. The spinster who could never attract a man, after all, is suspicious. She has been all throughout history. She surrounds herself with obscure hobbies and mewling cats. Said cats have often been black. The virgin man as "wizard" is a relatively recent notion; the ugly, unwanted woman as "witch" has a far longer lineage.

So try to be careful when using the word "creepy" when describing men in the very same position you are in. Have some sympathy for us devils. We "creeps" want to be desired just as you do and, similarly frustrated, suffer the same pain.

But you'll find that out for yourself in very short order. After all, you'll be with us soon.