> be in New York > go to espresso coffee shop, aka "sanctuary

turn a 360 and walk out

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sure

anything to combat the decline of the country and encroaching fascism

>>34731621
Politely say no and order your coffee. Then leave.

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>>34731658
What if they start yelling "nazi!!!!" and punch you in the face? Or follow you and rape you in your sleep with a stick? Maybe better to pay and then never come back?

>>34731621
Go into their bathroom, have diarrhea everywhere
Leave without buying anything

politely tell them "No, thank you for the offer. I don't think Trump is fit to be our leader, but I'd rather spend my money elsewhere."

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>>34731621
>s-sure
>(shit why did i say yes? i don't want to waste $5 more dollars)
>you only gave me 3.63 its 3.73
>u-uhhm
>fumble around in pocket for more change
>drop keys in process
>walk out of shop embarrassed and ashamed

literally happens to me everytime

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>>34731721
Need a plan for shy anons, with less talk and safe exit.

>>34731780
>3.63
>3.73
What are these meme prices?

>>34731806
"No thanks. See ya."

>>34731621
Nah I'm right.

>>34731851
blame the coffee shops that literally make have their coffee at meme prices like 3.52 for an americano or some shit. i swear next time you go in a coffee shop look at their prices they always price things weirdly .

>NY espresso bar
I would never go into any establishment where I'd have to pay $10+ for a cup of coffee

>>34731621

>none these standards apply when you're a tourist

"No thanks mate"

>>34731891
It is NY, anon, prices have always been insane. What triggers me is these literal and blatant demand for money, so emboldened, they are not even afraid to lose business anymore.

*throws coffee in face*

>>34731621
''No, thank you''. Smile
Wait for my coffee. It's a free country. For now.

>>34731621
Firebomb the shop in the middle of the night

>>34731621
Id leave and get coffee somewhere else

>>34732920
this
>any other answer is gay

>>34731621
I'd buy it anyways. Trump supporters will learn to regret their choices soon enough. Like when our schools start teaching creationism again

>>34732967
oooh i see, no wonder theres so much trump support here. its all the little kiddies that just got home from middleschool!

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>>34731674
>libcucks still salty after Shillary got rekt

I say no thanks.

>>34733363
give a pro trump argument that doesnt shit on the left, you gullible retard. better yet, give us a valid reasoning as to why trump doesnt read the executive orders he signs.

>LIBKUK KEKEKEKE

youre like a little child

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>>34733472
I don't need to give you any pro Trump arguments, he already won.

>>34733363
the picture you are referencing is (if it's what i think it is) based on something umberto eco wrote in the early 90s back when hillary clinton was still in arkansas

Say yes obviously.
I cannot believe you're all this cucked.

>>34733513
ok, so you accept he's probably mentally challenged and that he has a 3rd grade reading level? ok, glad you accept that! dont know why you like him so much, though!

https://youtu.be/bd79UsXSLWg?t=432

>going to some gay "espresso bar"
go to porto rico

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>>34731621
learn2nyc
everyone everywhere is constantly asking you for money. it is not considered weird or rude to refuse to give people money. people whose jobs involve asking people for donations get told "no" literally hundreds of times a day

if you want to donate extra then do it
if you don't then don't
if you don't want to spend your money at a place that donates its proceeds to political causes then leave

they won't get mad at you for not donating
they won't get mad at you for leaving