how long is this board gonna stay here
Longer than you will be making these threads.
>>1537148
Every time you make this thread another month is added to /qa/'s lifespan so you do the math
WHAT A STUPID BOARD
>>1537136
I'm so sorry.
THE BOOOOOARD IS PISS POOOOOOR
m-more boards your grace?
There are secrets that I can't even tell /qa/ about.......
>>1537117
>Came in to work one Monday morning
>saw one guy who always is mopey but tries to be in a good spirit all the time
>he looks more down than usual
>ask him what's wrong
>just shrugs his shoulders with a half clocked smile
>go back to what I was doing
>turn back around and he's gone
>end of Tuesday found out he had killed himself
>ON SATURDAY
It really bothered me for the longest time because it seemed I was the only one that saw him that morning.
>I feel jacked up. Now I’m free. I’ve got my hands back on my weapons. Someone said, "It’s Bannon the Barbarian." I am definitely going to crush the opposition. There’s no doubt. I built a f*cking machine at Breitbart. And now I’m about to go back, knowing what I know, and we’re about to rev that machine up. And rev it up we will do.
Was he out of line?
>>1537092
yes
What is this literal who talking about?
>>1537101
Steve Bannon. Former White House Chief Strategist.
>>1537112
Sounds like a tiring job, why doesn't he just be a NEET...
>anime OP has heavy spoilers
Why do this? What could they possibly gain by putting scenes from the last episode into the OP?
>>1537075
your own butthurt is what they gain
>>1537075
People do the same damn thing on /tv/ with regular shows. There ought to be a rule...
>>1537141
He means OP like the opening sequence, not original post.
>>1537075
any examples? Just curious.
>one of the longest running webcomics on the internet (17 years)
>banned on /co/ with no explanation
>30-day bans for made up reasons
Explain this shit.
>>1537045
could it be for some kind of copyright reasons?
>>1537047
Yeah guess we better ban all copyrighted material from being posted on 4chan
>>1537049
I thought that if 4chan staff received a specific DMCA cease and desist request, then they usually comply
>>1537052
Much more plausible than mods just being faggots yes
Hi fellows /qa/, are you fighting the botnet?
Yes! I just downloaded the latest patch for Windows 10, infact!
What botnet?
>>1537038
Yes, I have CloverOS installed
Have to do my Hearthstone quests today........
uninstall that shit
If I wanted to play cards I would play yugioh
>>1537028
I tried.
stream it
I have literally never read a book in my whole life.
>>1537023
>>1537023
Based US of A poster.
>>1537023
True American
I have read just a few but I don't remember them.
Last book I read was Trump's Art of the Deal. Before that, last book was read 10 years ago.
I'm not Amerifat
Oishiiii tabemomo!!!!
>>1536995
>Oishiiii
isn't that what my anime girls say when they drink a can of bear and slam it down on the table
>>1537904
don't act like I didn't see that
Food thread? Food thread.
>try to post on /v/
>takes 10 toggles of airplane mode to get a working IP address
>try to post on /a/
>takes 20 toggles
test
Whenever you feel life is unfair just remember you're not an Indian.
>>1536982
Ok
>watching video on youtube
>there's guy in the comments with kanna avatar
>talks about shit like school
>I think to myself "wtf why does an underage kid have anime avatar"
>tfw I realize what I did
I honestly don't know what anymore
Who are you quoting?
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>1536948
>why does an underage kid have anime avatar
I wonder, OP. I wonder.
Just want to let the big boi moderators know what the janitors have been doing on /tv/
janitors can't issue warnings
>>1536943
newfag redditor op BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDUrKf24Z-0
Youtube replaces the loading circle with a fidget spinner on videos about fidget spinners.
Check it out, pretty neat right?
>>1536938
what type of cancer is this
>>1536938
Please take a seat.
I shouldn't have seen this.
Hypothetically, let's say you made a script, wich turned every instance of X into Y.
At the exact same time as you ran the first one, a second script wich turns all Y into X is activated.
Keep in mind that both are activated at exactly the same time.
And for the sake of simplicity let's say that they're both set to an infinite loop, both checking to see if anything's changed once every planck second.
What's the outcome if you type X? Would it be different if you typed Y?
>>1536930
>both checking to see if anything's changed once every planck second.
That's physically impossible.
>>1536930
No such thing as exact same time in computing
>>1536931
Mostly because there's no such thing as a Planck second.
>>1536940
That but Planck time is also defined by the time it takes light to travel one Planck length in vacuum. The Planck length is the smallest length at which any event can happen (more or less).
Which means that to measure one tick of Planck time you'd need a mechanism that is smaller than one Planck length.
If you could somehow get something to switch states at every tick of Planck time (and measure it at the same time, which is impossible) then you'd just measure the inverse of your input at the next tick.
ホモ確定
le go back there lol XD
They don't need them.
IDs are a punishment. Why would you want them?
ban the figs that are spamming their animes and waifus on [s4s]
I'm a date
だが断る!
>>1536859
here too
delete [s4s] /r9k/ /b/ /pol/ /v/ and /tv/
Native ghost replies.
>>1536858
Someone suggested this before
posting sad homu is against the /qa/ rules
>>1536858
How'd would that even work? The native 4chan archives obviously do not archive deleted posts. It obviously isn't in the interest of the moderation team to have "separate" underground posts that aren't liable to moderation, and if they were, what's the fucking point?
>rangebanning the only people who give 4chan the income it needs to survive
>>1536852
based
Bastet.
Can you post hotglue images on /d/?
>>1536839
in what way is covering my phone in glue a hack
>>1536839
Dunno, but I remember seeing a bunch of webms on /gif/. I distinctly remember seeing stuff from a certain user that was really well made to an almost comical degree given the subject matter, he'd always wear black gloves and film the figurines behind a black background to accentuate the semen. The whole thing gave out this really professional vibe.
>>>/trash/11163723
>>1536933
What?
>Desktophags block ads
>Desktophags destroy the site with shitposting because filling out legacy captcha with a keyboard is nearly instantaneous, can output huge amounts of garbage posts in a short amount of time.
>Have the gall to say Phonetricians should be bampersand
What the FUCK did they mean by this?
I block ads and use legacy captcha on my phone.
>>1536809
It's not the technology people complain about
They hate phoneposters by just imaging the kind of people who do it.
>>1536809
kill yourself
>>1536809
Phoneposters are not people. Suck my cock.
https://www.4chan.org/bans
Some retard just got himself banned from /qa/ hahaha.
It's happened to me before. Idk why mods are actually handing out bans for posts made on /qa/ it is a bit ridiculous.
>>1536807
LMAO how tf
It will rightfully reclaim its place as the world's leader.
This comeback is inevitable, unavoidable.
India's coming for you boy
Too bad they spent the last 30 years or so destroying historical sites and monuments, kicking people who lived for generations in the same houses just to replace them with bling bling architecture.
>>1536788
go back into the mass grave chink
That feeling when no one remembers you but everyone remembers what you did...
>>1536751
I hope you optimized the image before uploading.
>>1536843
Looks like he didn't.