What's the best way to kill yourself?
>>1487274
To die of depression by devoting your 20s to anime, little girls and a steady diet of cheeseburgers.
>>1487274
By letting time do it's duty.
Whenever I fantasize about it I always come back to cutting the carotid artery.
>>1487181
Devilish.
cheeky
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.
We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat. And we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be!
We all know things are bad -- worse than bad -- they're crazy.
It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials, and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone."
Well, I'm not going to leave you alone.
I want you to get mad!
I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your Congressman, because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street.
All I know is that first, you've got to get mad.
You've gotta say, "I'm a human being, goddammit! My life has value!"
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell,
"I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
I WANT TO HEAL, I WANT TO FEEL, WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL
KILL ME
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THE POL BULLIES ARE BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN MOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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GET THEM JANNY GET THEM OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
THIS IS A NEOGAF SAFE SPACE
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WHY CANT THE MODS JUST BE FROM FYAD
I HATE YOU POL MEANIE POO POO HEADS!!!!!!!!!!
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GOOK MOOT HIRE SA NEOFAG MODS NOW
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TOXIC GAMERGOOBERS ARE RUINING MY BOARD
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POL IS BULLYING ME AGAIN MUMMY
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*BBBBBBBBFFFFFFRFRRRRRRRPPPPPPPHHHHFFFFFFFSSHHSHHHHNNNTTTTTTTT* MOOOOOOMMMMMYYY
I POO POO'D MY DIAPIES BECAUSE MUH POL MEANIES TRIGGERED ME CAUSE MUH IN-KAHN-TIN-NEN-SS
BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW I WANT MUH SAFE SPACE I WANT MUH COLORING BOOKS I WANT MUH TRANNY DOLLS AND MUH PLAYDOH
*FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFTTTTTTTT* I WANT MY MOMMY
MEANIE POL PEE PEE HEADS ARE TRIGGERING ME WAAAAAAAAA I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE YOU ALT-RIGHT MEANIE BUTT HEADS
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sorry for your loss
BASED /qa/ddit fighting the racist cissexist patriarchy!
>>1486991
test
This is Shinobu.
I want to hug her!
>>1486977
Pepe eating fries.
>>1486959
deep fried or grilled
>>1488082
Deep fried of course.
Give me some.
>/qa/ meetup
hey....
this isn't a gay orgy...
what the fuck do you think you are doing...
ribbit ribbit
croak
you wish
>>1486960
t. buttmad kraut
Reminder.
japanese birds snowgazing
>>1486883
What day of christmas is this?
>>1486883
Those look like the birds that live around my house. I wonder if it's a different subspecies or if a particular type is just global.
[spoiler] why is it the 80's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg [/spoiler]
>why is it the 80's
Because it just is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koh-Cn2PSWQ
>>1487191
nice choice anon
>>1487228
Thanks.
If an AI would base all it's decisions on survival, why would it choose to eradicate humanity, the people who power it and enable it to still be on?
Wouldnt that be suicide?
>>1486728
When people talk about AI, everyone has a different idea in their head how capable it is.
>>1486729
Fair enough i suppose
The laws of robotics would apply, also all speculation about future tech is pretty much useless as they have without failure proven to be wrong.
She will do nice things for you for one day but you cannot have her do bad things, what do you do?
Hugs.
clean my home
>>1486719
Fix my AC.
For $250 you could buy one of these shacks to live out a neet life in. Would you?
I don't even have $250......
Look at this fat cat who has $250 to spend on a shack.
youd need toilets internet electricity something to cook and not choke to death and so on
Why has /qa/ become another shitposting board like /bant/,/pol/,/b/ and /tv/. I thought /qa/ was about questions AND answers regarding moderation and admins, not an anime picture with text below saying "I cant find my shoes." or "Ruby eating cookies."
Anyway, I made this thread to say fuck the mods on /v/, my thread was genuine.Just because my image made you uncomfortable it doesn't mean you have to censor me, anorexia is real.
There's nothing shitty about anything except frogs.
you obviously are not a regular /qa/ user
you know nothing about this board at all
you are one of the retarded fucks that comes here complaining about mods and bans and shit when this board has never been for that
yes many people have done that, but that is beginning to peter out from what i have seen
you are a dying breed on this board
anyways, mods don't give a fuck, go to irc if you wanna talk to them
>>1486636
>I thought /qa/ was about questions AND answers regarding moderation and admins
You were wrong.
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>>1486489
When did this board allow sound Webms?
>>1486489
SOUND WEBMS YAY!
I can't seem to upload any sound webms. Can anyone else?