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Experiments with various drugs. Visits her human counter part.

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>>29564057
Vacation

>>29564070
Ponks to manehattan
Fluttershy to Canterlot
Twilight to Appleoosa
AJ to Whitetail woods

>>29563996
Don't worry anon, Alcohol will always be there for you

Are you sure it is about your waifu only? Isn't there something else in your life that is troubling you, really?

>>29563996
you could always kill yourself, I mean I've considered it

>>29563309
Canon is fags of the fagdom's emergency exit when they don't like an episode

>>29563309
The show is really the only indisputable canon. Otherwise it's a sliding scale from more plausibly canon to less.
Not that it would ever affect how much I enjoy the show, books, EqG, comics or other official pony, but that's the way I look at it.

>>29563316
What about someone who deeply likes the show, but feel an episode really went against established lore or character arcs?

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Is this a dragon

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Garble did everything wrong but that's no reason to hate him

>>29562862
im glad theyre western style, but im not a fan of dragon "hair"

>>29562680
Solo female masturbation of Sunset as a pony.

>>29562738
Sunset wasn't around when poni shut down, I'm sorry to say. Here's what Derpi brought up:
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=solo+female%2C+sunset+shimmer%2C+pony%2C+masturbation

Upload?

>"Ya know, ah can't believe you're getting me ta do this, Rarity." AJ was standing in front of the white mare, the two of them wearing a red T-Shirt with a yellow jaguar logo on it.

>The white mare just waves a hoof daintly at her. "Oh, please. AJ, darling, it's not that big of a deal. I mean, it's just a temple, it's just a few easy puzzles. You have nothing to worry about." She takes a look behind the Orange apple mare at the temple. "Plus, if colts and fillies can do it, we should be able to do it."

>AJ shakes her head. "Ah just don't like puzzles, Rare."

>"Quiet, darling, it's almost showtime."

>A brown pegasus stallion with a short light brown, almost orangish mane, with a specific pendant cutie mark walks up to the two with a microphone. The two mares had yellow helmets on, AJ wearing her cowboy hat over her helmet. He speaks to the two. "Hello there, I'm your host Keen Fog, and the two of you are about to enter Olmec's temple. As you know, the Moonstone Necklace of Nightmare Moon is inside the Mineshaft of the temple, and Olmec is going to tell you how to get through."

>>29562617
>A giant stone pony head opens it's mouth as it begins to speak. "You could head up to the Room of the Three Sirens, press on the tongue to head forth to the Pit of Despair, where you can either go one of three paths, which includes going up to the Observatory. Spin the sundial to procede to the next room, which is The Room of Golden Idols, where unlike previous shows, the objective is to not hug them, but to put your hooves on top of the correct idols head to advance. Head to the left and you'll see the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Completely assemble the Statue of the Silver Monkey and head to the left into The Torch Room, where you take a torch and put it into the correct torch holder. Alternatively, you could head down into the Mine Shaft, and bust through the wall to enter The Tomb of the Ancient Princesses. Find the key in the sarcophagus and then head into The Treacherous Swamp. Slink through the Swamp and you cound enter the Throne of The Pretender. Sit down on the throne and you could open the doors back to the Pit of Despair, where you can enter through the Cave of Sighs, and then back through the temple gate to claim your reward. You won two pendants during the temple games, which one of you is going to go first."

>Rarity waves a hoof. "I will darling."

>"VERY WELL, RARITY."

>>29562625
>AJ looks at Rarity like she's crazy or something, meanwhile Fog interrupts. "The two of you have won two pendants total, so both of you get one. Now, temple guards are actually protecting three specific rooms in the temple, if you're caught, you can trade your pendant for an extra life and go on, but if you're caught without a pendant, it'll be Applejack's turn to try her luck. Since you got it this far, your prize actually is some nice new sneakers for your hooves. If you can collect the artifact before three minutes is up, you get this video of the broadway play Hinny of the Hills. If you can get the artifact and bring it back here within three minutes, you win the artifact, and a Three Day Stay in Manehattan inside the Manehattan Suites Penthouse room, a full day at a spa, and even a five star chef will come cook for you, plus, the two of you will get each get a five thousand bits."

>Rarity's eyes are sparkling with want as she is now in full ready position, waiting for Olmec to finish lowering his gate. AJ blinks, "Oh boy, she's really wantin this. Ah hope she can get pretty far."

>Fog speaks again. "Can I get three minutes on the clock?" The timer with three minutes comes down as he turns to Rarity. "Are you ready.... get set... GO!"

>Rarity quickly dashes through the temple gate, heading up into the room of the three sirens. She presses down on the the Aria statue's tongue, nothing happens. She presses a hoof down on Adagio's tongue, nothing happens. She finally presses on Sonata's tongue and the door to the next room opens, and she ducks a random flying taco, while dashing through to the next room.

>>29562370
Timber is gonna be the standard boyfriend with Scitwi and Flash will play the love lost "Brock" character.
I hope Flash gets infected with the magic we saw at the end of LoE. I want him to get powers. I wonder what his power would be?

>>29562370
They'll take your waifu

>>29562383
I'd rather he buff up so he can save the day or learn crazy martial arts powers.

>>29562175
>"MUD! APPULS! PIGS! YEEHAW!"
"God damn it, my petunias!"

>>29562175

>this isn't mud I'm playing in and I don't care

>>29562309
>You will never roll around in pudding with Applejack

rusty milk and salty coins

>>29561422
bags of sand

Happiness

>>29560592
maybe she'll cock vore you for your efforts

>>29560592
Night shift? Beware with the 06:00-07:00 timeslot which is usually when newcomers fall asleep and when asshole supervisors are on the prowl to see if they can catch you sleeping or nodding off.

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>>29560598
quality post

>>29559935
Let's just say her wings would be of more use in a 12-pc bucket.

>>29559935
We'll see her parents and she'll fly for the first time in Season 7.

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>>29560016
You take that back

>>29559763
Hide another of your shitty eqg threads

ta-da

>>29559763
>no hooves

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>>29559763
Aria's a nigger
Look, she's a nigger!

>>29559535
But white horse is right there, clearly being white. You done fucked up, OP.

>>29559535
What, that they misspelled racist or that Rarity is white?

>>29559535
>rasist

nope

I think the saddest moment is how the show is a shell of its former self

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>>29559216
No

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cool

>>29559046
No one cares op

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>>29559046
>100,000 comments on a single image
The pony fandom does like to do things big