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>filename not tmp_, image.jpg, IMG_xxxx.jpg
WTF do you actually post on your computer?
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>>29561123
honestly, it looks like he's more of the cuck in that relationship, 2bh
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>>29561123
> Tony Fleecs reused Discord's drawing instead of drawing another one.
Thanks for giving me new reasons to refuse to support the comic, OP.
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Niche Fetish Graveyard
>What is it?
Niche ideas that are dead, dying, or never were. They're usually unable to sustain their own general for any amount of time, or even at all. We collect them here in the graveyard. Despite the name, ideas don't need to stem from a fetish. A niche idea can exist on its own, with or without fetishes. Some of the more popular examples being "Mares attracted to Anon" and "Casual public sex."
>What belongs here?
Mild to intermediate ideas that you would expect most anons to enjoy, or at the very least not be off-put by the idea. It could be a simple vague idea that generates a lot of interest for a while before it dies off, or it could be a very specific request. Have an idea you find interesting but can't seem to find a place for? Perhaps you should try here.
>What doesn't belong here?
More extreme or controversial fetishes; fetishes that people either love or hate. Fetishes that already have their own general or have been moved to /trash/. Some examples are vore, diapers, fat, and inflation. The point of this thread is to bring together people who may enjoy a wide variety of ideas, not to divide it into groups of cliques. Stick to fetish generals for those. If an idea becomes problematic, they may be asked to move on to such a place.
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If you're writing short stories or don't plan to ever use a name or have your own pastebin, please let people know so they can save your work elsewhere. Taking suggestions on how we should deal with this.
If you have a suggestion for a story, feel free to drop it in here.
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Not sure what to write? Have some suggestions to get those delicious juices flowing:
>My fetish is the dads of the mane six sleeping with members of the mane six who aren't their daughters.
>Could there be a subset of bdsm unicorns that take turns performing consensual necrophilia by killing, fucking, then magic reviving each other?
>spells changing sexuality. Idea: Somepony casting want it need it on their genitals.
>My fetish is Fluttershy successfully raping Anon, and her friends laughing at him and supporting her.
>̶a̶n̶o̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶o̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶r̶o̶y̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶
>Talking vaginas please.
>Lyra anally raping anon using her magic
>Femanon raping stallions. And Spike. And maybe some griffons or zebras or whatever.
>Angel is temporarily turned into a pony via a spell, and basically spends his entire time as a stallion fucking Fluttershy.
>Opal gets a cat boyfriend who's such an upstanding gentleman that Rarity wants a piece too.
>In ten years, when Gummy's a grown up, and Pinkie's more ready to settle down, he knocks her up with crocoponies. They get married in a genuinely heartwarming ceremony, and spend their lives together in utter bliss.
>Owlowiscious needs to get laid for medical reasons; unfortunately, he takes after Twilight, Princess of Shut-Ins, and can't stop spilling owl-spaghetti. Twi 'develops' the solution of him doing the cloacal kiss with her pussy.
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>the little general that wouldn't give up
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>Sweet Apple Acres rents out livestock for any purpose. Any. Purpose. Though as bestiality is legal in Equestria, ponies are pretty open about wanting to fuck a cow if they can't get a date or whatever.
>The real reason Dash is so utterly devastated at Tank hibernating for the winter? Tortoises have ridiculously huge dongs, and now she has to wait a few months to get penetrated with it again.
>Celestia and Philomena act as wingmen (wing...females?) for each other, with Celly hooking Philo up with stallions (dragons, griffons, whatever) and Philo making sure Celly has a steady supply of phoenix boyfriends.
>Luna reinstates the ancient royal practice of taking harems, though due to how the laws are structured, citizens can't actually be in it. Solution: Her pet possum (she has one in the comics) Tiberius is the sole member. Despite the size difference, they always leave each other satisfied, to the point where things take on a romantic tone combined with the monogamous nature of a harem with one member.
>Anon adopting and breaking an Anonfilly into his broodmare
>Anon getting mindbroke into a sex slave for mares.
>Fluttershy nervous and self-conscious about showing her muscles and insides; Rarity envious and thinking it should be hers on display.
>Rainbow X Angel Bunny
>I want to masterbate furiusly to fluttershy twerking right in front of me.
>Two sexy ponies have a sexual magic duel
>/r/ing green of anon being gang raped by male Mane 6
>I want to become a mute pet pony, that no one realizes used to be a person, so everyone just acts like your a pretty horse
>a mare adopts a colt to raise and one day marry. So literally on that day in the orphanage, she was asking herself, "Which one of these am I going to want to ride in about 10 years?".
>Can someone write a story about normal pony fucking a sea pony and learning the hard way what oviposition is?
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Turning away from the depressing truth about the lack of times you've felt content, you turn to Misty.
“So I guess we'll be heading out soon, huh?”
>Mhmm.
Her eyes widen realization comes over her, and she turns to Wallace.
>Oh, sorry, I'm sure we would've let you come too, but the coats were pretty expensive, and I assumed you'd be busy.
>That's what everyone else thinks, I imagine. No offence taken. Misty, is it?
She nods.
>Right. Misty. It's fine, really. I hate the cold anyways. Always have.
“I get that feeling. Anyway, apparently you know a lot about boats and stuff?”
He sighs. He almost seems disappointed that you asked.
>Yeah, I know about boats. I know a way we could sail right out of here if there wasn't a grid surrounding this entire place. But of course you know that already, that's what makes me special. Any old lout can use a damn boat but oh, it's Wallace that's gotta know how to get us through.
He stays silent for a while before continuing.
>Nevermind me. I know how to maybe get us out of here but I know for a fact we won't get anything I want done completed in this storm, so it's useless info right now.
“So, what should we do now?”
>I don't know. Go out in the storm? Stay here and sleep? Do whatever you want. Your circadian rhythm is going to loath you soon enough, so better get things done while you still feel the need. This storm is going to be here for a while, and it'll do more to your psyche than make your seasonal depression kick in.
“...I understand.”
You all sit in silence for a couple minutes before Misty looks over to you.
>Well?
“Well what?”
>What are we doin', Chance?
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Ask Wallace where he found the stone.
We did promise the medical mare to look for her husband, and he's only an hour away from here.
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“Well, first of all, where did you get that stone, Wallace?”
>An oddities shop up top was selling it. The pony running the store had no idea what it was. What it held inside. But I did. Who would think such power could come from an oddly colored stone? No pony would suspect a thing. It was cheap, so I bought it.
“They really didn't know?”
>Not a lot of ponies know much about relics, which is odd considering how much of an impact they have around the world. You'd be surprised how powerful they are. There was even an island far to the east that was shattered into pieces. Presumably because of one very powerful relic. It's something that keeps me up at night with my eyes glued to the ceiling. Shouldn't affect me that much, but it does.
“Geez... Let's hope this place doesn't have the same fate while we're still here. Anyway, we did promise a medical mare that we'd find her husband, and apparently our first clue to finding him is only an hour away. Think we have time to do that?”
>We got all the time in the world. Shall we head out soon?
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>>29559507
Well, I guess we'll be off. Let's try to hurry.
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>>29558773
Those aren't pones though you fucking faggot
To answer your question, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure your faggot ass worships the cock
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Anything that can think for itself and speculate based on observations is bound to be subject to a certain amount of self-delusion, so yes.
Inb4 fedora-tipping memesters.
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good thread, you forgot the christian sunset picture though
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>It has been three years since Sombra’s return and his conquering assault upon the land of Equestria.
>You are Aurora Flare, Sombra’s apprentice who was turned into a Crystal Golem, a forsaken statue.
>You have discovered the dreaded Crystal Note in the hooves of your young student – Nifty Ribbon.
>In order to stop Sombra you’ve contacted the Crystal Note only to find the previous phantom owner absent.
>You went through the short memories of the three previous owners of the note (Winter Solstice, Sombra and Fair Traide) in order to break their lock and consume as much dark magical power as you are able to – effectively.
>When you wake up, however, the day greets you with a maleficent reminder of Sombra’s vision – a corrupt sun.
>And now…
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You mentally grind your teeth; disgust and fright slither down your voice:
“We have to return to the Crystal Empire while we still have the chance, Red Sulfur.”
“Is this really a good idea?” he asks after a brief pause, “He did –that– to the sun, Aurora. Let’s be reasonable.”
“What are you saying?” you ask him with annoyance, “The more we run away, the stronger he will become.”
“Even Princess Celestia lost,” you can hear a whimper from the silently crying filly, “We were to fight against the Vizier – she was an opponent we could defeat, not him. He wasn’t supposed to return, all our fight was for nothing.”
“Nifty Ribbon,” you approach you soothingly, “I promise you it was not for nothing, we will beat him.”
“How can you say that?” she asks you with a twist of her head before she hastily gets back on her hooves and, immediately, steps to trot down the snowy hill, “If even Princess Celestia could not… we have to find her!”
“Nifty, for Amore’s Sake, where are you going?!” you exclaim as you turn to face Red Sulfur with a question.
The stallion shrugs back with a cold melancholy, “I’ve told you – we saw an alicorn fall not far from here…”
>What do you do now?
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>>29558103
We might as well help Nifty to find this alicorn. She might be able to help us, unless she try to destroy us first.
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You sigh, then you give Red Sulfur a nod of your head; he answers with a duplicated sigh of his own. The two of you sprint to follow Nifty Ribbon into the menacingly growing blizzard, down the slippery, heated, edged and dangerous slope of the Dragon’s Ridge. Unlike your precise and fluent movements, similar to a dolphin in water, your companions are less experienced and tough. Because of this, you caught up with Nifty Ribbon in no-time; however, you simply give her a pat on her head and additional piece of clothing to keep her warm. The filly gives you a meek nod and carries on through the hollow, howling winds of the Crystal Mountains, to the very rim - where the mountains meet the Frozen North. You keep yourself to Nifty Ribbon just in case; Sulfur is meddling behind you.
Certainly, the distance of which Nifty Ribbon spoke of is bigger than she expected and the place that the alicorn landed, or fell, is a long way of travel away. As the blizzard wind grows, the speed of your trot comes to a haul. The further you venture from the protection of the massive mountains, the more powerful the winter’s storm resistance grows until you are the only one who is able to push through it. Red Sulfur and Nifty Ribbon are practically frozen on their spots, the powerful gust pushing their every attempt to move forward back. They struggle to lift a muscle, now.
>What do you do now?
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Which would you choose /mlp/?
1. Your waifu appears in your house. However neither she nor you can ever go to Equestria. She will be heartbroken at never being able to see her friends and family again. She will eventually return the feelings that you have for her however she will gradually develop a dependency disorder with you in the process and will fall into a deep depression every time you're not around. You can never allow her to be seen by people and if she ever finds out that she was torn from her world because of you her grief and sense of betrayal will be so great that she will either end her life or yours or possibly both.
2. You appear in Equestria. How ponies react to you will be entirely up to your own level of socialization, charm and personality. You will also never be able to return to earth if your life in Equestria isn't what you expected. You can form a relationship of sorts with your waifu, only there is no possibility she will ever fall in love with you. The most you will ever be to her is a friend. Other ponies, however, may return your affections if you can woo them appropriately.
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>>29548267
Didn't we have this thread yesterday?
Anyways option 2.
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>>29548267
Option 1.
There are so many possibilities with this, example you may be able to tell heror himthat you're the reason shes here but not in a I brought you here for me and me only way. Life here would be worth living. I could go on and on but you faggots are just going to attack me.
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>>29548267
Option 2 obviously
Couldn't fug my favorite of the mane 6,never waifu'd one anyway,but there are boatloads of cute background ponies instead.
After Zecora, you'd have to be a complete autist to fuck up your first impression.
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“We're gonna need some cool shades”
>”Shouldn’t be too hard to find. And it’ll all we’ll need to complete the look”
>You shrug, Velvet vibrating in place with excitement
>One of these days she’s going to combust from the friction
“Guess it fits, we have the hot head, the nerd, the sexy authority figure, and the competent leader”
>She pauses, looking to you curiously
>”I’m the sexy authority figure… right?”
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>>29528535
Please, have you seen this tuft? You can be the leader. Now lead us to some shades. We gotta get some for the other two as well.
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“Please, have you seen this tuft?”
>You slowly drag your talons down your voluptuous chest plumage, Velvet’s eyes watching carefully
>”Yeah, I see a big ball of feathers, what’s your point?”
“You can be the leader”
>Quickly you snap to the door, pointing
“Now lead us to some shades! We gotta get some for the other two as well”
>”I’m on it!”
>The mare immediately makes for the door, head held low like a probing bloodhound seeking out a scent
>Following out to the sidewalk she briefly pauses, snapping her head to look both directions down it
>With a smirk she takes off again, trotting steadily down the sidewalk with you in tow
>The mare weaves her ways between pedestrians, eyes firmly locked forward as the journey continues
>But after a few blocks she stops, pointing dead ahead
>”Right over there! Our shades beckon!”
> Jack’s pawn shop lies before you
“… You just wanted to check out more gun didn’t you?”
>”Come on! There’s no time to waste!”
>The bell above the door rings as she darts inside like a pinkish blur
>By the time you step into the shop she’s already on her hind legs, hooves on the counter as she talks to Jack
>”There is he, figured if one was here the other wouldn’t be so far behind”
“That pretty much sums it up, Jack”
>He chuckles, you finally making your way to the counter
>”Finally came back for those weapons I see. Just in time too, someone was about to buy the last batch of satchel charges”
>Velvet’s eyes go wide, pupils dilating larger than you’ve ever seen before
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let's be real for a moment. you'd all totally fuck her given the chance
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Yep.
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>>29565175
shitposting faggot bitch
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>>29565175
I wouldnt touch that bitch with a 39 and a half foot pole.
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I want to see poners doing lewd things.
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I want Princess Luna to be a loving mother to me and never do anything degenerate like incest.
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Not wanting pincess of the night to do what she does best? What are you, Gay?
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>comic book talks about a ton of magical objects stored beneath the empire
The GOH comics are going to try and fix the power discrepancy between Starlight/twilight and the other characters by giving each of the other 5 a magical artifact object like how they gave the mane six magical powers in legend of everfree. (Like AJ's lasso from the GOH toy will turn out to be a magical lasso or something in the comic like her Madame marevelous Self's rope)
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Not bad.
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I think only the first wave of GoH stuff is covered here sadly.
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It could easily be setting the stage for future comics though-- hasbro has plans for ongoing Guardians of harmony stuff after all, and they seem to be pushing a focus on more action themed comics with the legends of magic series.
So its highly plausible they could intend to continue the Guardians of harmony series after the first 6 comics.
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Friendly reminder that the original true plot for FiM was killed off after S2, and lives on only in Faust's head.
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>>29553684
You da bes, lady. Both cuter AND more talented than Jim.
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WHERE IS ORIGINAL PONY BIBLE?
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Enshrined on a pedestal in Faust's home.
You up for a little light B&E?
Gabby's thread
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>>29532592
All my yes, underrated character.
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>>29532598
What do you mean underrated?
Everybody agrees she's cute and would be good for sexual
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A CYOA about cuddles, the mob, and a mare who likes even numbers.
Last time, Sharp was in the middle of preparations for an important meeting and went out with a friend to take away the stress.
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>>29236667
"Not much really, I've never been one for planning too far ahead. Maybe a vacation, but that's a long way off."
>Nel idly drags a fry around her plate,
>"Hooh, could use one of those myself."
>She murmurs, then takes a sip of her lemonade.
>"I've always liked the snow, maybe go take a ski trip or something."
>For a brief second you're blinded by the euphoric thought of watching all those skiers, all on their pairs of skis, making up a symphony of evens to behold.
>And as tempting as it sounds, you shake your head to dispel the tempting vision and chuckle.
"I've always been more partial to the tropics myself, can't stand the cold."
>In all honesty, Tally's warm cuddles have spoiled you a bit, you'd probably need at least two or three extra blankets to sleep comfortably without her now.
>Nel finishes her fries and scrapes a few crumbs with her hoof as she continues.
>"I could count on my four hooves how many times I've gone to the beach in my life..."
>She muses as she switches to her lemonade, tossing the fry basket towards a nearby trashcan, missing, and grumbling as she moves to pick it up.
>input action
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>>29359612
It's not exactly an ocean, but maybe you could check out the beach right outside Canterlot sometime. It's quite nice, I just went there with Tally the other day.
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>>29359612
Never too late to change that. There's actually one nearby. Been going there my whole life.
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>>29359612
Well, let's change that right now. I will show you how to build a perfectly even sand castle.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>29565055
that he's a faggot
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>>29565055
That you're a fucking shitposting faggot
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>>29565055
Seth pls
You and Rarity have been going out for a year now. She wants to know what you have planned for your anniversary.
Watt doo?
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>>29564185
I'd_________________________wake up________________
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>>29564185
Ignore her. Go to nearest casino.
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I cheat on her.