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>>29567087
epik b8 har har har

>only about 20k votes put in there, which means jackshit in terms of the global population
How do you even know how many bronies there are?
Could be 20k total for all you know.

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>>29567015
>fluttercucks
It's still kind of funny, I guess

>>29567027
Guess how long it took to draw

>>29567015
hot t b h

Gamestop? Most places I have checked were sold out.

>>29564330
is it GS exclusive though? Don't have those in my country.

>>29564333
Nah, check eBay or Amazon.

>>29561135
Only the anons on 4chan know. I don't own merch so I needn't hide shit.

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>>29561135
>Do you hide your shit when people come over?

>>29561135
Me
Just how I like it

>banjo music starts playing

>>29557805
Fuck off to your containment thread.

>>29557805
ok i will

with my penis

>>29549550
"I'm from one of the clin-wait, what was that about a summoning circle?"
>You had your reply all planned out, but that comment threw you off guard.
>"A clinic? Great! I'm Al-tann - I mean, Mortar Pestle. Nice to meet you, Doctor...?" The young lady's voice takes a rather accented turn once she starts introducing herself.
"Er, Heart Beat, likewise."
>She offers her hoof out, and you briefly shake it in greeing. Albeit awkwardly.
"But I'm just the doctor's assistant, actually. Doctor Pill is back at the clinic, preparing while I was sent here to triage the sick."
>The Zebra's ears flick downwards slightly.
>"Just to assess the damage? Sorry, but I don't think any of these people are in any way fit to leave the ship anytime soon, as much as I'd like them to. We can't risk breaking quarantine, not for this."
>She points a hoof at the row of beds behind you. Almost all are filled with races all types, quite clearly struck with similar symptoms: fever, respiratory problems, swelling around the body, and a few bandaged wounds.
>"I assume you saw the healthier ones on the way in? These aren't doing too bad either, but there are even sicker ones. Some type of plague, if I had to guess. Insect bites almost always happened before they started getting sick, and it spread even faster when the coughing started."
>"And not to mention when they'd explode. And not the good kind, like fireworks, no. The-" Pestle mimics the motion of retching. "kind. I'm sure you recognize the smell."

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>>29549568
>That's not exactly promising news. Plague spreads quickly, you recall. And once it gets septicemic - into the bloodstream - there isn't more than a day before death starts happening, without treatment.
>And the only way to really cure it is with some really powerful antibiotics, or else you would only be managing symptoms till their bodies ran themselves down.
>...and the only large, reliable stashes of antibiotics are all outside the boat.
"Where are worse ones, then? How did you manage to treat them?"
>"Oh, the boat had some medical supplies, but not enough to treat this much this fast." She waves her hoof in dismissal.
>The Zebra's voice takes a tinge of pride, though muffled by the cloth over her face.
>"I'd like to think I helped keep things together for a while longer than they would have. I had some herbs with me, and my uncle showed me a thing or two about treating illnesses. He's a better herbalist, though. I'm better at making things go 'boom'." She looks wistfully at the empty bag on the table.
>"The herbs have all run out, though. The sickest ones are inside their individual cabins, for safety. But I fear they won't last too long without proper help. They've begun coughing up pus and blood, they could expire any minute, you know."

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>>29549575
Can you give us details on the treatment you used and how they improved their conditions?

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>tfw my farts have recently started smelling like sulfur and I don't know why

>>29573173
all depends on your diet. eating meat and sugar will cause it to ferment in your stomach. eggs in particular give a very sulfury smell.

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>>29573154
then how are you here nigga?
how in the fuck did you even know what my little pony is?

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>>29572977
when youre older.

>>29572977
Die die die you fucking Mobilefag

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>>29572979
Go fuck yourself

>>29572977
Honestly bro I have no fucking idea

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Prime fap material right here mah boi

would you like some?

You know, after seeing so many bizarre, depraved, niche, and downright disgusting fetishes on this board, I really don't know why this thread disappoints me so much more than the others. Maybe because it's just so disjoint from anything ponies could do? Perhaps because it would make more sense as a muscle or even fighting fetish, but it's boxing in particular? Either way OP, seek help from either a mental health professional or a 9mm to the temple.

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>>29572397
Dumb glimposter

>>29572397
Time travel or depression

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>>29572397
>What do you think her super power magic will be?
>Maybe mind control? Or do you think she'll get a daydream form first?
>daydream form

>>29572167
Actually it's an aspergirl making an admittedly adorable Fluttershy impression.

>>29572176
so yes

>>29572167
If by kino you mean meme(you do) then yes.

>>29571908
>can we all agree
You must be new here.

>>29571908
whoever sings for cadence is god-tier

>>29571908
Of the main characters? Yeah. I like Sunsets singing better outside of very rare examples and luna & celestia are probably better.

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>>29571088
Dakimakura. In MLP:FiM

In an episode where Dash visits a con. The episode revolved around bickering over what's canon.

I didn't want to watch the rest of the season anymore.

>>29571121
>Dakimakura

you had to look away because the show started looking back :o

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>>29571088
The 'What About Discord' episode hurt my soul. Some of the worst writing in the show, from both a character and plot perspective.

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>My Little Pony: The Movie were to win best animated feature
Have you SEEN the character designs?
Have you READ the synopsis?
Have you considered who the lead actors are?

This isn't even a B-movie, it's a TV movie pretending to be a theatrical movie.

>>29570891
Disney/Pixar will just simply eclipse it.

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...and an executive created and designed half the main cast. AN EXECUTIVE. With zero experience in character design and development.

>>29570880
no

>>29570880
Nah

She's a good horse. Would befriend and study math with.