Filly is for hugs and snuggles ONLY.
>>29554865
You forgot sexual.
>>29554877
This. Filly is for sexual.
i want to put my hug into her snuggle
the object on your right is now your cutie mark and defines your profession. you are then transported to equestria as a pony
how fucked are you
>>29553597
>a radio.
Well, there could be some good stuff with this.
>>29553597
A smol cup o' m&m's candies
What da fuk m8?!
>A wall
If they were humans, and the animators weren't so lazy as to give them all identical bodies, this is how I see it. Breast size is given in cup size, ass is ranked from biggest to smallest, 1 being biggest and 22 being smallest.
Celestia
Breasts - E cup
Ass - 1/22
The maternal goddess is totally stacked.
Pinkie
Breasts - F cup
Ass - 2/22
Earth pony genetics and a high sugar diet have served her well. Largest breasts and second biggest ass.
Derpy
Breasts - E cup
Ass - 3/22
Her ass broke through a fucking floor. Derps is stacked.
Sonata
Breasts - D cup
Ass - 4/22
Sonata is a archetypal ditzy bimbo who is easily the most physically well endowed of the Dazzlings.
Applejack
Breasts - C cup
Ass - 5/22
A healthy appetite and earth pony genetics have created quite the rump, high physical activity has reduced breast size somewhat.
Trixie
Breasts - D cup
Ass - 6/22
The Great and Powerful Trixie is powerfully stacked, why do you think she's so confident?
Maud Pie
Breasts - E cup
Ass - 7/22
Pie family genetics, mang.
Starlight Glimmer
Breasts - D cup
Ass - 8/22
I'm picturing her and Trixie lording their bodies over the (relatively) svelte Twilight.
Rarity
Breasts - C cup
Ass - 9/22
Rarara has quite a bit going for her and loves showing it off
Limestone Pie
Breasts - A cup
Ass - 10/22
Pie family genetics have given her a decent ass, however she got royally shafted in the breast department, leading partially to her attitude.
Luna
Breasts - E cup
Ass - 11/22
Much more svelte compared to her sister, but still pretty stacked, especially in the breast department.
Vinyl
Breasts - A cup
Ass - 12/22
I picture Vinyl as bottom heavy, with a comparatively nice butt compared to her small chest.
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>>29553084
Aria Blaze
Breasts - C cup
Ass - 13/22
The second most stacked of the Dazzlings, a distant second behind Sonata.
Adagio
Breasts - B cup
Ass - 14/22
The least stacked of the Dazzlings, Moves her hips quite well, though.
Twilight
Breasts - B cup
Ass - 15/22
Not as bad as you would expect a stereotypical nerd to be, but nothing spectacular, either.
Lyra
Breasts - C cup
Ass - 16/22
Her and Bon Bon are peas in a pod
Bon Bon
Breasts - C cup
Ass - 17/22
Her and Lyra are peas in a pod
Rainbow Dash
Breasts - A cup
Ass - 18/22
Ass is very toned, but small in size as well as breasts due to high fat-burning physical activity.
Coco Pommel
Breasts - A cup
Ass - 19/22
Small, meek pone has small attributes
Octavia
Breasts - B cup
Ass - 20/22
Band nerd without much to write home about
Marble
Breasts - D cup
Ass - 21/22
I see her as the opposite of Limestone: got the benefit of Pie family tits, got shafted in the ass department.
Fluttershy
Breasts - B cup
Ass - 22/22
She was a professional model, Pro models are almost always sticks, I rest my case.
>>29553084
>if the animators weren't so lazy as to give them all identical bodies
nobody has the budget to pay for all those shitty designs for a shitty knock off
>>29553090
>>29553084
Average cup size is B if you don't count fake breasts. Way too many C and up sizes
You watch too much anime. Go jerk off these horny thoughts and come back.
Also
>No Sunset
Shit list
I want to go to the beach with Trixie
>no hooves
>>29551153
Good. You cant interlock fingers with a hoof
>>29551157
>notholding the hoof in your hand like a gentleman.
Previous Thread: >>29523069
Post pics, and love Sunset.
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>>29544619
>Ching chong Shim Shong
>>29544619
My wife Sunset is the best horse of all
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>>29507271
First
>>29507305
>>29507305
>>29507324
She's a treasure
Is this the only time in the show they've shown an actual dead thing? As opposed to referencing or implying that things can die, or showing a skeleton?
>>29561892
It's just sunbathing you melodramatic faggot.
>>29561892
Uhh the showed a timber wolf be blown to smithereens. S5 finale I think
Something is wrong here and I cannot put my hoof on it....
>>29560680
>>29560680
that old bald pony in the back has a mane wrapping around his neck
>>29560680
>"Donny was a good bowler, and a good pony. He was one of us. He was a pony who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern Equestria, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Celestia, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young ponies at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young ponies gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karatrotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince."
Gabe Newell says Pinkie Pie is the best pony. Is he right?
https://youtu.be/YpaNnX_9Q5s?t=1252
>>29557388
He's said it years ago.
>>29557388
Of course he is
He probably just pretended to like it so they could sell more unicorn TF2 hats
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>>29546220
Look at the stats of the wheel.
>>29546220
Peek out of my little box fort of safety.
>>29546220
wake
What did she see?
>>29561656
Your man cave.
>>29561656
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>29561656
Classy Rape.
You wake up in bed and find two bodies next to you, turns out you are married to both princesses and are the new King of Equestria.
What is the first thing you do as the new King?
>>29561469
>rape
>>29561473
kys
>>29561469
>Look at Celestia
>Look at Luna
>They are sleeping
>Smirk
>Wake up and go to Twalot's place
>Still naked
>Knock at the door
>"A-An....ehr, my King. It's the dawn, what can I do for you?"
>Boop her on the nose
>Run away
>Dongcopter back to Canterlot
Which mane design looked better?
A
ball cutiemark was shit
When will we get trailers for S7?
>>29560529
Tomorrow, screencap this.
>>29560537
Nyx will be in it.
Screencap this.
>>29560545
And Twilight will lose her wings, screencap this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKC3ruSIR8
>>29560040
Kill yourself, mobilefag
>Being innocent again
It's too late for that.
>>29560075
Does the thought of someone using a phone anger you so much that you'll take the time out of the day to tell the person posting to take their own life? That's very sad, friend