I found out that I will be working night shift soon. My first

>>29560592
maybe she'll cock vore you for your efforts

>>29560592
Night shift? Beware with the 06:00-07:00 timeslot which is usually when newcomers fall asleep and when asshole supervisors are on the prowl to see if they can catch you sleeping or nodding off.

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>>29560598
quality post

>>29560592
The first person to make a fnaf reference is getting a boot up their ass.

>>29560592
Moonbutt would want you to be at home, asleep, dreaming pleasant dreams.
She would be very disappointed in your decision to taint your enjoyment of her night with wage slavery.
Also, she would be concerned about the effects of your altered sleep schedule on your personal well-being and the development of your interpersonal relationships.

>>29560598
fpbp

>>29561503
Gas all Glimmerfags

>>29560592
You too.
Well, after you adjust to the sleep schedule you'll find there is lighter traffic and that night shifts typically are hectic than their day counterpart.

>>29562157
*less hectic

>>29561516
>boot up their ass
Reminds me of the bite of '87

>>29560598
If only.

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>>29562179
You win!
Now bend over.

>>29560598
this wasnt even a funny meme when it became popular, why is it still a thing?

A double bagged cup of tea will jolt you through the roof when you start to fade. Also those tiny cans of Starbucks double shot are also very effective. Red Bull and Monster taste great, but they do nothing. Coffee is also fairly ineffective.

>>29560592
I don't think she'd be proud of someone who doesn't even notice when she doesn't have the right cutie mark.

>>29560592
What the fuck is that cutie mark? Anyway, I've slept for 16 hours yesterday. Haven't met Moonbutt but the dreams got quite interesting.

>>29560592
That cutie mark is why you don't always pick the first thing you see on a Google search.

>>29562967
it's fun

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>>29561516

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>>29564411