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>>29553917
Well if your waifu was Rarity you wouldn't have that problem.

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>>29553917
So? We're all in the same boat.

>>29553930
yea he would you can't take something that doesn't exist

You wrap Kahurangi in a hug. Letting her cry into.
While this happens you suddenly remember something from the news. Mostly about the other candidate for Prime Minister: Evidence of her being a Changeling Queen came up. She shortly disappeared after that.
"Don't worry," You tell her, "It is nothing to feel like an idiot for. It happens sometimes."
She cries into you for a few minutes. She stops crying though, and looks up at you.
"...Why," She sniffs; tears still in her eyes, "Why did those beasts come? I'm now all alone, by my self!"
A few tears streak down her face as she begins to cry again.

What do you do?

>>29540646
There, there you're safe now.

>>29540715
"There there, you're safe now." You tell her; patting her back.
"But, what am I suppose to do," She cries, "I don't want to be alone! I don't want to be the only one of my *hic* race!"

What do you do?

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>>29535654
Yup

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superior butt genetics

>>29535654
coco is for good anal fuck

Remember to pray to Loomis for daily gains.

>>29530230
do you think i have talent
hyperactivethebrony.tumblr.com

>>29530268

Looks like he made it. What excuse do the rest of your faggots have?

>>29516003
Tips and links:

Writefags' Guild Discord Chat: https://discord.gg/XNM2tVS

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

>>29516004
Here’s some more stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

>>29516008
I never noticed before that labeling (OP) overrides labeling (You).

I guess since I don't start many threads?

Anyways, I figured it'd be convenient to have this up again on the off chance people want advice or feedback.

>Last thread we discovered the magic of writing snippets of prose or poetry with "bump" in the last thread to keep this resource alive.

>We are also still accepting music bumps.


>>29474381
>I was reading through another thread and followed an author's pastebin link, then poked around their other stories until I found one with an interesting premise and OK start but, imho, an underdeveloped plot and crap ending. Now I kinda want to rewrite & expand it.

>Okee-dokee or severe faux pas?

As far as I've seen as long as the author isn't currently active and posting green, most people are cool with it. If they are active find them and ask.
But this is 4chins, you'll get REEs whatever you do.

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>>29512617
>You are Anonymous.
>Currently, you’re at your university, good old U of E, working on homework under a tree.
>Or you would be, but right now you’re watching the frat boys argue with what must be one of those running start students.
>Sixteen and taking college classes early. Felt kind of cruel to you, personally. The environment was totally different.
>You understand why they don’t seem to want to let him play, though.
>Kid was about five and a little bit tall and built like a reed.
>His calves were shapely, so he must do some kind of exercise.
>Running, most likely. Probably got into college on a track scholarship.
>Purple hair, too. Cut short. Shoe brand you didn’t recognize, but looked fancy. Under armour loose running shorts and a rather tight-fitting t-shirt, similarly built for running. Definitely track.
>Yeah, kid was new to this whole environment, but desperate to fit into the crowd. You’d seen it often enough.
>Hell, you’d BEEN that kid at one point, sans the running-start.
>Oh dear, voices were being raised on both sides.
>You put away your book at stood up.
>Kid had guts, but nobody likes fighting alone. You head on over.
>”And I’m saying, you’re half our size, kid! This is rugby! Full-contact! We’d break you in half!”
>”All I want is a chance! You won’t even give me that?! You don’t even know what I’m capable of! I could outrun any one of you knuckleheads!”
>”It isn’t about how fast you can run, it’s how well you can take a hit, because you’re GONNA get hit!”
“What’s goin’ on, guys?”
>Both the kid and the beefy fella turn to you.
>”What do you want?” They say in unison. They look at each other angrily as they do so, then turn back to you.

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>>29512626
“Just thought an unbiased party could come help you out. Things seem rather heated here.”
>”The twig wants to play rugby.”
>”I want to play rugby.”
“Well, at least you can both agree on that. What’s the problem then?”
>”He’s too small.”
>”He says I’m too small.”
“Well, still agreeing entirely I see.”
>You look down at the kid.
“Well, uh… kid-“
>”Scootaloo.”
“What?”
>”My name is Scootaloo, not ‘kid’.”
>The beefy fella scoffs.
“Alright Scootaloo. Have you played rugby before?”
>Scootaloo looks away from you, scowling.
“Well?”
>His face visibly reddens.
>”No, I haven’t.”
“Well, shouldn’t you watch for a while or read up on it before playing? Barring your size, not knowing the full rules would be a problem.”
>He grumbles and looks at the ground, folding his arms.
“C’mon. Come sit with me for a bit and I’ll explain while we watch them play, okay?”
>”…Fine.”
>Scootaloo turns away from the field, and the rugby guy opens his mouth to say something. You shoot him a quick glance and a frown, shaking your head.
>He wisely reconsiders and turns back to his friends, shouting about teams or something.
>You lead Scootaloo back to your tree and plop down on the grass, patting the ground next to you.
>He huffs, and flops down beside you, pulling his knees in and hugging them to his chin.
>”So what made my argument your business?”
“Hm?”
>”I saw you sitting there, doing your homework or whatever. Why’d you stick your nose where it wasn’t wanted?”
“Ah. Not as sneaky as I thought I was. The argument was getting heated, and both of you have very similar attitudes. I wasn’t expecting either one to back down, so I felt a mediator was necessary.”
>”Didn’t need your help.”
>You sigh.
“I don’t suspect you wanted it, but if you kept going and it came to blows, he had your number just on sheer size.”
>”Size isn’t everything.”

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>>29512632
“No, I’ll agree with you there. But do you know any martial arts?”
>”…no.”
“Have any weapons in your suspicious lack of a backpack or your running clothes?”
>”Again, no. Gawd.”
“Then picking fights with people twice your age and twice your size isn’t a good plan.”
>Scootaloo grumbles under his breath. You don’t press him about what he said.
>After a moment of silence, the frat club guys start their game of rugby and Scootaloo turns to you.
>”So tell me about rugby then, since you’re such a hotshot.”
“Admittedly, I don’t actually play, nor do I know the rules.”
>”The fuck, dude? Why’d you say you did?”
>You shrug.
“Needed to get you two apart before something went south. If you want, though, I have my laptop. We can look it up.”
>Scootaloo throws up his hands and falls backward onto the grass.
>”Unbelievable!”
>He lies there a moment, then easily pulls himself back up. Kid’s got some abs.
>”Fine. I didn’t come all this way just to come away empty-handed. Pull it up.”
>You slide your laptop out of your backpack and flip it open. Your starting screen is up in a moment and you connect to the university wi-fi.
>”So, it looks like there’s two types of rugby, rugby league, and rugby union, with some minor changes in rules causing the split. I honestly couldn’t tell you which set of rules our boys over there are following.”
>Scootaloo has scooted (heh) closer to you to look at your laptop, eyes poring over the Wikipedia page.
>”I think it’s rugby league. They’re counting tackles aaaaand…” Scootaloo leans in to scroll your screen. “Rugby league says it has six tackles before possession switches.”
“Well then. Good catch.”
>Scootaloo smiles, but keeps his eyes fixed on the computer screen.
>”I pay attention to sports. By the way, what’s your name, then?”
“Anonymous. Don’t ask. Just call me Anon.”

>>29506520
sleep tight, poner

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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

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>>29506520
If anybody even cares at this point, I'm still continuing the Trixie green on /pone/.
It's supposed to be Anonfilly-related, but since now I don't have any restrictions on how long the human part is, it's a bit longer.
Part 1, done: http://pastebin.com/AhF8AnNw
Part 2, will be updated to completion today: http://pastebin.com/GsBzQxWy

Also, What the fuck even is this thread
Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>29503999
trips confirm.
AJ is a background porn

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Can we get some stories based on Anonymous' first time meeting various ponies?

I don't trust that grey pony. I don't trust that grey pony one bit.

>>29490151
>Day Fuck the neighbors, they weird
>You keep happily secluded in your shoddily made home in the woods
>After your first run in with the pink one avoiding all contact seemed the best option
>And so you sit in your lounge chair reading the same newspaper you've had for 3 weeks
"Oh those Patriots. When won't they be racist?"
>KNOCK KNOCK
"Aww damnit."
>Interrupted but not impolite, you answer the door
>Three little ponies in blatant girl scout costumes greet you
>"Well howdy, mister! Swell day we're having ain't it? We're tourin the neighborhood and was wonderin if you'd like to buy some ponyscout cookies."
"You realize you're all the way in the forest, right?"
>The three heads swing to the left then sway to the right; a literal wall of trees, bushes and thorns barely letting the sunlight bleed through.
>"Yup."
>"We got sorta lost."
>"But we never miss the chance for a sale."
"Lovely. Say, I've got the stove on and I really need to get back to my pie. Thanks, but no thanks. Good luck finding your way out."
>You swiftly go to close the door, but a white hoof bares the entrance and the yellowest pony gives you a mean eye while holding up her lapel full of badges.
>"Look here, this is my cookie selling badge."
>"And this is my door stopping badge."
>White extortionist horse's smile shouldn't be that cute.
>"And now check this out."
>The three synchronously hike up their skirts.
"Your butts?"
>"Our flanks, which are noticeably blank."
>"Yeah, and we've got so many badges meaning we're good at these things."
>"But none of them are our special talent."
>Their round robin sentence building is as impressive as it is maddening
>"And what do you do when you're good at something but it's not your special talent?"
"Give up?"
>"Well, normally, yes."
>"But not this time!"
>"We're gonna stick with it til we get our cutie mark!"
>"And that means we're not leaving without a sale."

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Equestria needs your help. Don't delay, enlist your waifu in the Grounded Corps. today!

>TFW not in the OP.

>>29485937

>For fucks sake, you can't breed a fil-

>>29447837
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.

>>29447843

>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.

>>29447837
Beastiality is a sin anon

Rainbow Dash has a rash
Are you a bad enough dude to scratch her itch?

>>29440873
I'm not white

>>29440882
You are now

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>>29364291

>”Well Anon, it’s actually quite simple. You’ve been in these waters for quite some time, and you still haven’t even encountered a measly little sea serpent.”
“We’re only just approaching this Lake of Tartarus, I’m sure that the chances aren’t that bad.”
>”I don’t mean the Lake of Tartarus, I mean in general.”
“Explain.”
>You simply state to the human form Discord.
>”While the Lake is a convergence point, sea monsters roam far beyond this little stretch of ocean. In the past couple of weeks, you should have at least seen one of them.”
“Maybe they just instinctually know to avoid me.”
>”If I’m being completely serious, you should as well.”
“So we’ve been lucky, I don’t see the issue.”
>Discord looks to the file you were reading.
>”Another ship’s report of a voyage east?”
“You see everything I see; you know that’s what it is.”
>”And how early on did that ship encounter a sea beastie?”
“Within the first week of reaching more unexplored waters. They were part of a small flotilla of four ships, a kraken attacked and they were forced to leave a ship behind and escape while the creature destroyed it.”
>”Most of the similar reports have at least two sea monster encounters. And I’d guess that at least half of the ships that never returned were lost due to the same reason.”
“And this voyage still has quite a way to go.”
>”Fine, I’ll be fair, it is possible… But it is extremely improbable.”
“How improbable is improbable?”
>”A hundred or so to one.”
“Alright. Then assuming it isn’t coincidence, why haven’t we encountered anything?”
>”I don’t know… and believe it when I say that worries me.”

>>29376359
>…
“MOVE MOVE MOVE! Back into the clouds! Archers give cover!”
>You’ve held out as long as you can; now it’s time to make a hasty retreat.
>But your men have prepared a nice not-so-little going away present to leave the Saddle Arabians with.
>As the first of the infantry start to take off, arrows fly through the air.
>From both sides.
>The enemy has managed to bring forward bows and crossbows in a decent number.
>Thankfully they don’t have the sheer mass to fully pelt the sky with arrows.
>One or two of them get lucky hits on the retreating pegasi, but for the most part once they’re in the air, they don’t have anything to worry about.
“FASTER YOU WHELPS! USE THOSE WINGS!”
>You look to the pegasi who have been gathering the gunpowder kegs.
>That’s… a lot.
>There must be at least two or three thousand pounds of powder waiting to go up.
“How long’s the fuse?”
>A soldier responds:
>”Ten seconds!”
>You glance back at the hordes of approaching Saddle Arabians.
>Only a few pegasi aren’t in the air, but they’re in the process of taking of.
“LIGHT IT UP!”
>The soldier light’s a match and light’s the fuse that he stuck into one of the barrels.
>As his wings start to move, so do yours.
>Then you fly.
>Ten seconds isn’t a lot of time, so you fly like you’ve never flew before.
>You need to focus on speed, so you didn’t have time to look back at the explosion.
>But you felt it.
>And boy did you can hear it.
>Despite the ringing in your ears, you don’t think you’ve been injured from the blast.
>A quick glance back lets you see the blast zone.
>It’s hard to see through the smoke, but you can gauge the status of the mortars.
>Most of the guns are damaged beyond repair, and they’d have to spend a good deal of time getting those that aren’t back in working shape.
>So you look back to the sky as you fly upwards towards the clouds.
>There’s still a battle to fight, and now you need a new course of action.

Welcome to the first thread of the new year people.

I'll be back to write later this evening

>>29576569
Why the hate for s2 all of a sudden? It's one of my favourites. If you want to shitpost do it with S1 or something. Heck. If you want to target an episode go for Best Night Ever. That was overrated as shit.

>>29576569
>one

>>29576575
>literally best episode
>pick on it
nypa