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>>29556808
It's 2:30 AM and my friend is coming over to play black ops tomorrow and then we're going to trampolines.

>>29556808
>You will never drive to hot topic and listen to Fall Out Boy with your emo waifu
Why live?
>>29556812
>normie

>>29556820
>on /mlp/ at 02:30
>normie
I will never live this down. I have brought disgrace to my family.

I've literally never played Black Ops before and trampolines are the 8th wonder of the world.

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Although that would have fixed the Starlight problem

>>29556774
You mean like the book Sunset found and then demanded she be made into a princess?

>>29556794
>sunset
>comics

Do two non-canons make a canon?

>>29556466
captainpudgemuffin's catpones

>>29556466
pretty cool algorothm

>>29556796
fpbp

what what

>>29556416
Such Englishing, many grammar.
>Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
>And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right [there] still
>I'll tell you how I became the ...
[prince-of-a-town-called-bel-air.]
>prince-ess-of-this-pone-ey-ville.

>Now this here's the story all about how my pone'd inside out so I'd like to take a minute.
>Just sit right there
>About how I ended up in a place of talking mares.
[mlp theme remixed into FPBA beat]
>In West Spergidelphia
>Born & raised
>On the Chan-ground is where I spent most of my days.
>Chillin' and fappin', relaxin' all cool, I've been coming here since I was in school.
>When a couple of guys
>They were up to no good
>Started making threads where bronies should.
>I opened one little link and a message was there it said:
"You're moving to a place where bronies care."
>I whistled, a bit mad, and then it came here
>A portal opened up with a screech and sliced my mirror!
>Another message said:
"If there's anywhere I can take you, this portal's where."
>I said:
>"Equestria, now bring me there!"
[beat continues]
>I
>Pulled
>Up to a town with stares from about 7 or 8 and I said to the portal:
>"Yo world, smell you later!"
>I'm in my kingdom
>I was finally there.
>Sit on my throne
>Time to fuck some mares

>>29556276
I rape 13 year old Lauren Faust, traumatise her for life, and ensure G4 is R-rated and can show pussies.

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Quite well after all the investment I make into Apple, Netflix, Sony, etc. G1 isn't all that, though. I would spend the 24 years I have until G4 premieres using my wealth to build a hefty amount of secret fan animations and games for G4 to release in late 2017. So, look forward to those, I guess.

>>29556276
Either enjoy the glory that is the eighties or tell everyone the horrors of the worthless one, the lying whore, and a tycoon as president.

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It's kino as fuck

>>29555892
Just give in to the le memes anon. You're not supposed to like anything that's not season 1-2. Otherwise you get called a shill or Reddit

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>>29555892
I like the songs, everything else in it was meh.

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>>29555850
What layer of irony is that? Way outside of my league.

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>>29555901
oh shit movie night

>>29555776
Pinkie should wear robes more often

They should stop doing singing imho

>>29555776
I'm okay with the current once-a-season arrangement, but I wish they'd put more songs into the other episodes, especially the premieres and finales.

keep spamming more EQG threads

>>29555757
I could take her.
She's a small girl.

>>29555757
You can't rape the willing

>>29555531
Gas all Glimmerfags

>>29555531
Shithorse

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>>29555533
>>29555532
I actually thought you two were the same person.

>>29555426
what would you do to the body?

>>29555430
>Dead girls cant say no.

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>>29555426
Orly?

>>29555366
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 pls no h8 i str8 apreci8 this fantastic b8

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>>29555366
the only thing i remember from it is this scene

>>29555366
None of the other episodes were able to get that kind of reaction out of you? I'd think there's been plenty of invitation episodes like that where the closer friends do stuff together. For that one to be the one to do it for you is odd.
How do you justify the 3 or 4 minutes of looking at pipes?

>>29555296
If any Anons were able to snag a copy early I think it would've ended up posted by now.

>>29555309
I've seen plenty of physical copies that people have online, I guess no Anons on here though.

>>29555334
It sucks. I tried everything around between my home and workplace and came up empty. I have a sneaky feeling that they somehow knew to keep the book out of stock, but what do I know.
Would've been fun to storytime twice in one week, but I suppose I'll get that in two weeks with Deviations and Trixie's book.

>>29554838
Who needs plushies when you have a box of tissues and two perfectly good hands?

>>29554838
Yeah, its more degenerate than this board is normally.

>>29554838
That sounds gay as fuck
But I'd still be down for it because I'm a massive faggot

>>29554823
fuck no

>>29554823
nope

>>29554823
Nein