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I want to explore her caves

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Now that this is pretty much confirmed what is your opinion?

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Find a flaw

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Make of it what you will, I'm done caring about your incessant screeching. This double standard within the fanbase is too truthful to swallow even for me.

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What car types, models, and year would the Mane 6 be interested in?
What would the Royal Sisters be interested in?
We already see a similar technology in the show, though no steering wheel or similar controls.
Would they all just have mustangs of varying years with their appropriate color scheme?
What would any background character car be?
And the griffins?
Car enthusiasts from all around the board, get in this fucking thread and discuss.

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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

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Glimy Glimy

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Here we have the 3 most edgy parts of different sections of the fandom.

Canon
Semi-Canon
and Fanon

What is to happen if we're to combine them?

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Give him a name, /mlp/.

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Have you bought your My Little Hose merch yet, /mlp/?

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It's time I tell you a story. A shitty story that nobody will care about.

It was April 25, 2014. I was so hyped that school was over. I decided to play MLP on my iPhone, but I was a little bored playing it, I wished something good would happen.

Then, without warning, a notification popped up on my phone. It was Pony Thread Simulator v0.26 by xXHomerSimpsonXx, uploaded on YouTube. I've totally forgot about it because of school. I was curious to see what kind of stupid shitty threads the video had this time, so I pressed on the notification, waiting for the YouTube app to open. Then, on the exact moment the video started, I realized.....

SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GET REAL

The intro was confusing, the threads were stupid, I laughed my ass so hard that I shitted my pants. xXHomerSimpsonXx has done it again. I thanked the creator for this and bid him a good luck on the future.


But....I knew one day, someone will fuck up.


February 26, 2017: I was on my computer looking for something new.

Then suddenly, I caught a sight of something from the past in my eye.

It was a blind commentary of Pony Thread Simulator v0.26, uploaded by a user named RarityDash. The thumbnail was different, the description was odd. I was curious what this was all about, so I clicked on the video, waiting for it to load. I was met with a 30 second unskippable ad, I didn't mind at all. Then the video started.

That's when I noticed.....

I found the person who fucked up.

The intro was boring, the laughing was awful, I couldn't stand the noises he was making at the porn threads. I realized nothing will ever be the same again.

That night, while watching the Oscars, I wrote a note to my parents:

"My dearest mom and dad,

I hate reactors
I hate reactors so much
Their voice is so awful
The views are so little
It's so sad to see my past go away
For that I hate
The reactors.

Your Son."

I thought about how worse life can get, as I tucked myself into the bed, turning off the lamp.

The End

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This is becoming the new Glimmerposting isn't it?

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Why is Trixie rather... erm... "thicker of horn" than most unicorns? You ever notice that? It's like, twice as wide as a regular horn.

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Exhausted Edition

Movie stuff (the movie with horses in it!)
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IDW storytime 51 (maybe it won't be terrible!)
>>29540833


Previously on MLPG
>>29570233

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Where do you guys think various ponies would be on the political compass and why?