Marrying anons to their waifus.
All free.
I'm an ordained minister.
I want to marry Rarity
>>28166948
I want to be married to Sunset Shimmer
>>28166948
Lies and slander
Post proof or fuck off
Been two years since I busted myself out of this prison, but it looks like Mr. Bones still continues to drag me along on his wild ride. Thanks to some shittastic events and happenings that have lead me back into this shit hole, I'm now stuck with you lovely people again and have got no where else to go.
The board seems to be the same as when I left, but also worse, so that sets off a lot of sirens in my head. I doubt at least 80% of you here even watch the show anymore, but the other 20% that possibly still do, is it even really fucking worth watching at all? Do any of you find any bit of excitement or fulfilment in at least any bit of few frames you can desperately find? I want to know the situation first before I dive head first back into autistic land. (Or ass first, since shitposting may be the only result of all this)
>>28166486
>80% of you probably don't even watch the show anymore
Yeah, it's probably not that big a number, but close enough.Laugh at them.
>>28166486
stfu jon your videos went to shit
I still enjoy the show. Season 5 was 10/10!
Season 6 has been mostly shit though
Why are mares so irresistible?
>Everything under his tag is gone
Fucking why?
>>28165030
Because they have likable personalities.
How would a war between humans and ponies look like?
>>28164582
Like if ponies were germany and humans were russia during the 1940s
>>28164582
Depends.
>All of humanity
Total obliteration of the ponies. They can only do so much against tanks and modern aircraft. Human tactics will also be no doubt superior.
>USA
Same as above, but far greater unity on the side of the humans.
>Europe
Goes great until Italy switches sides, causing the war to drag out for a few more years.
>Russia
Equestria turned into a giant nuclear wasteland.
>China
Human wave tactics lead to massive casualties on both sides, but a sufficient liberation of the Equestrian proletariat.
>Japan
War is purely defensive for the humans.
>Israel
Sneaky dealings lead to war being won within minutes.
>France
Completely obliterates Equestria and gains many allies, but falls apart at the last second. Returns for revenge a few years later.
>UK
Loses all battles except the last one
>All of Africa
Ultimate defeat for humanity, but not before half of Equestria is raped and looted.
>Spain
Guerilla warfare ends up not being very useful until someone comes in to help them.
>Vatican City
Crusades lead to massive success, however they are unable to be sustained through future generations.
Take a pony soldier and run home back to your country. When we inevitably win the war and push them back into whatever portal they got to come here, I'll already have amassed an army of my degenerate satyr abomination children and force both sides into a truce. It'll be glorious.
>Guardians of Harmony trademark for "Entertainment services, namely, an on-going animated television series for children" appears back in March
>since then, they've been using the more gender-neutral MLP logo that first debuted with GoH
>Larson says "We signed this thing," but he can't say what
>Hasbro has a secret related to S7, but it's their secret to blow
>a GoH "toy" commercial with no toys appears on the official site
They've never danced around new season reveals quite like this. Will FiM continue under a new name? Is "season 7" really the first season of Guardians of Harmony? And why wasn't Andrea voicing Pinkie?
JUST BUY OUR TOYSGOYIM
>>28164438
It's probably a post movie series. S7 will end just as the movie starts, and that's probably the last season. Movie is a series finale, GoH is a sort of "G4.5." Just a hunch.
>>28164438
To answer the Pinkie thing: Hasbro is cheap and didn't want to call Andrea to voice a commercial just to say one line.
Aside from the obnoxious cutie mark on their faces, these dolls are top cute and I wouldn't mind a mini series based on them.
>>28163126
>nohooves
>>28163126
>Not posting the Sunset mini
If they do an EG show they better stick to the original animation style. But they do have shorts using these already
>>28163162
They do have models for 2D mini style. It was in a commercial.
>friends say your pranks are weak
>accept their challenge
>friends decide to backstab and humiliate you in front of the entire town
How would you comfort your suicidal waifu?
>>28162519
By telling her to kill herself to save somebody else the trouble.
Dash a slut and a shit.
>>28162528
I giggled
>>28162519
>backstab
How? They pranked her back. And Dash would've been a sport about it or she'd be a total hypocrite for getting angry/sad for getting what she was doing.
615 - 28 Pranks Later
Written by F.M. De Marco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9gU7p_H0M
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4omyzd
Fluttershy is a pretty experienced picnic and tea party host. And along those lines, she's also acquired no small knowledge of the surrounding landscape, even outside Ponyville town limits. It helps with keeping track of animal friends, as well! She probably remains wary of the Everfree Forest, but even there, for one reason or another she's had cause to make some repeat visits; the ways to Zecora's and the Castle of the Two Sisters should be familiar by now. Along with her talents at befriending animals and her wings, Fluttershy could provide some good guide services.Just don't ask her to go to dragon territory.
>>28156305
Previous thread.
>filly
613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i
614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
618 - Buckball Season:Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks:An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who STILL can't accept that it's dead
lmao
>>28160784
>Dash
>Studying
But she can't even read though...
>>28160784
Did they even come up with a proof of concept? They had that demo, but that was it.
>>28160784
>EGQ
Who cares, honestly?
And we are back!
Continuing from last thread
You quietly open the bathroom door. Inside the bathroom; in the old shower, is Newspaper. She is leaning against the wall; facing away from you.
A hoof is between her thighs; stroking her pussy; as she moans and whimpers.
You smile lightly; knowing exactly what her problem is: she just needs a little... sexual healing. She is thirteen and it is around the time when ponies go into heat.
What do you do?
>>28160741
Hey! Situational awareness, Newspaper. How the hell haven't you noticed me standing here yet?
I didn't say stop.
>>28160741
Walk up behind her, then give her a lewd hug and a kiss.
Tell her if she was haveing a problem like this all she had to do was ask for help. Getting rid of heat is our special talent after all.
How does this make you feel?
>>28160556
horny
>>28160556
Satisfied.
>>28160556
Like you should be skinned alive and roasted over a weak fire, you fucking communist
What exactly was it about season 1 (and maybe the second half of season 2) that gave it such a comfy feel?
>>28160067
better times
>>28160077
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU
Honestly, I enjoyed those days better because I had hopes that this show could be good.
But when they confirmed Twilight for alicorn and the metal gear love theme played in the board, all my hopes were destroyed right there.
I just stayed for the drama after that.
>Season 1 Dash pranks everyone
They all laugh it off.
>Season 6 Dash pranks everyone
Everyone decides they're tired of her shit and come together to give her PTSD.
What happened?
>watching anything after S2
Gee, anon, I wonder.....
Different people working on the show.
>>28159599
>What happened?
6 seasons of never ending childish pranks.
>Glimglam will never be one of the Mane 7
>She isn't even treated as a citizen of ponyville
>>28159282
Good. She can fuck right off. Starlight Glimmer's mere fucking existance is justification for making Nyx canon.
>>28159282
I didn't even notice her absence.
>>28159282
Thank God. I keep forgetting she exists.
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea (embed)
Hopefully with less shitposting!
well......at least no dong ring.
>>28158101
images like this make me wonder why /an/ isn't a faster board.
Frosty, could you please repost that last green you put down? I didn't get to read it and I refuse to wade through all that.