Why are mares so irresistible?

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>Everything under his tag is gone
Fucking why?

>>28165030
Because they have likable personalities.

>>28165097
People got pissed at Zev changing his previous artwork from humanXcelestia into dislestia which in return pissed him off (despite the fact that he shipped humanXcelestia early on) and so he left.

>>28165097
Its all still on e621

>>28165156
oh
well good riddance

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>>28165156
Damn, I really liked his stuff too

>>28165156
So he left out of a autistic tantrum like Darf?

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>>28165156
>>28165590

>>28165606
It appears so.
Don't understand why he got into cuckoldry.

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>>28165613
>>28165590
JC Denton in Equestria when?

>>28165030
Not actual mares, but the ones from Equestria and their context/culture.

>>28165030
>emphasized feminine traits
>young
>naked

>>28167919
What's so bad about real ones? They too can be very affectionate.

>>28165030
That's pretty much anthro. If you want to ask "why are mares irresistible" at least put up an actual pony.

>>28165606
>darf
He left because he got outed as abusing his mod powers, I thought. Good riddance

>>28165740
>cuckoldry
If this isn't just a jab at Dislestia, hol up what

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>>28167947
Nice.
Don't forget;
>Celestia

>>28168012
>Darf
>a mod
what?

>>28168086
You offer her a flower.
She levitates it and smiles at you before eating it.
Fucking horses.

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>>28165116
This, desu ne. Women are shit.

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>>28168107
>implying that wouldn't be cute as fuck

>>28167995
Nope, that's just how zev drew her.

>>28165030
>gone
Sad

>>28168914
Who?

>>28165030
That's a mystery that will never be solved.

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>>28167919
If by context you mean ponut, and by culture you mean marehood, than i like them too.

>>28168931
Zev

>>28167919
>not liking actual mares

>>28168107
>Fucking horses.
That's the plan.

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>>28168112
cu~te

>>28171113
Good riddance.

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>>28165030
Why are stallions so irresistible?

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>>28173317

Two years ago I got a hug from nicole oliver.
It was nice.
That is the closest I will ever get to a real sunbutt.

>>28169708
You should probably take the tape off before doing that, I think she's suffocating.

>>28165807
It would be a shame and a real surprise if somebody hasn't done it already.

>>28165030

most people outside of this board can resist horsepussy pretty well.

>>28165030

>Be me, 24 yo
>Grandparents live in the countryside
>Their neighbor got a filly when I was 10
>Now lives on my grandparents' field, my grandpa built up a fence to determine Mirabelle's personal space
>Been friends with her since we met
>Neighbor never used her for breeding, only to entertain his daughter until she got tired of it, hence why Mirabelle lives on my grandparents' field

>Everytime I see her, there is always that moment she turns around and moves her tail aside, like she's trying to make me look at her immaculate white horse pussy, like a moon crescent in the middle of her dark-brown coat
>I can only assume that she's still a virgin since she never had any male with her
>Recently she started to do it more often, longer, and with her pussy so close to the gfence that I could touch it
>She didn't even protest, she just stayed there while I masturbated her

Mares are beautiful and they know it.
Mares are more intelligent than women.
I fucked Mirabelle yesterday while my family was laughing during August the 15th's lunch.

>You're visiting a farm somewhere.
>Just watching the horses.
>One mate trots over to you curiously.
>She sniffs at you, cautiously.
>Tentatively, you reach out to touch her.
>She seems to like it.
>She seems almost enthusiastic about it as you gently pet and stroke her.
>She turns in place, angling her hindquarters towards the fence you're sitting on.
>Her tail lifts, giving you an unobstructed view of her intimate regions, and she gives you a wink.
>She turns her head, looking over her withers as though to say, "What are you waiting for?"
>There's no one else around.
Would you?

>>28175385
Who wouldn't?

>>28173317
because you are gay

>>28173317

You want this thread over here, pal. >>28137752

Now kindly fuck off.

>>28174263
And treehugger and Cheerilee

>>28175656
>You have a general so now lusting over stallions is forbidden
I don't see Rarity fags contained to their Rarity threads. People say I want to cum inside x whenever they feel like.
So get fucked, nobody has to please your autism.
RISE AGAINST THE AUTISTS

>>28175734
No, stay in your homo quarantine.

>>28175754
You have no power over us.
Cry me a river and throw a tantrum, cause the whole board is fair game.

>>28175767
This is why muslims throw you off buildings.

>>28175826
10% of goats are homosexuals by nature.
People being stupid doesn't mean us homo fags deserve the hate we get.
And you tell me to keep my autism in check when this board solely exists because other people couldn't keep their autism in check, hypocrite.
Go on and post your triggered memes, I know you want to.

>>28175847
Off the roof you go.

>>28175847
Or, you know, you could just keep your sexuality to yourself, or between you and consenting partners, instead of waving it in everyone's face and demanding that they join in.

>>28165207
THANK YOU! I was looking for him somewhere after derpi lost him/her.

>>28165030
dem hindquarters for me

>>28175333
>trips
I believe you

It is an apparently documented fact that mares will masturbate with fenceposts. I think I saw it once and didn't realize until afterwards, because I thought she was preparing to kick me to keep her away from her foal when I realised that she wasn't glaring as a warning, as they usually do, would be perfectly aware she couldn't kick me because the fence was in the way, and that it wasn't her foal.

Horses are vile animals. Especially miniature ponies like these - nasty, snappy little shits. So why do I love them so?

>>28176278
>Being 'triggered' by a Pride Parade
>Acting like it's forcing sexuality upon you
>Not just ignoring it.

>>28177639
Even other gays hate pride parades
Go ask /lgbt/ They hate them and trannies

>>>/lgbt/

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>>28175656
>Countless straight threads
>Somebody makes a comment about a stallion outside of /hhh/ being for sexuals
>Rage against the machine and rants against homos occur
>Mfw

>>28176278

Being open about being gay is no more 'waving it in everyone's face' than being open about being straight. That would be a double standard.

>>28177692
Yes, because gays are fucked up in the head man.

>>28177814
We're on a board for a child's cartoon, I think we may not be the ones to talk.

>>28177676
why should i believe that, how do i know it's not a few homophobes in disguise, it might just be a few miserable old queens, etc. etc....?

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>>28168111
Trips of Enlightenment

>>28177973
top kek

>>28176278
I want Shining Armor to wave it in my face.

Everyone go home.

The threads dead now.

Fags killed it, demanding that there be cocks.

Nice job, fudgepackers.

>>28179763

Everyone go home.

The threads dead now.

Homophobes killed it, demanding that there be no cocks.

Nice job, breeders.

>>28180105
>>28179763
guys, the real question hasn't been answered would you a r63 of your waifu/husbando?

>>28180273

It was never asked in this thread, nigger.

>>28180273

Anyone who wouldn't doesn't truly love their waifu/husbando. Love isn't about the naughty bits anon. At least not all the time.

>>28180310

>>>/t/umblr

>>28175385
So no chance that I wouldn't get caught? I'll try it but just this once ok?

>>28165030
Because of how lewd they are

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>>28180867
Forgot pic

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>>28180875

>>28175333
Based trips

>>28177845
>on a board for a child's cartoon
And? Being infantile or even outright retarded isn't half bad as being GAY.

>>28180105
I don't come to you HHH thread and demand so there be pussy.
Why do you fucking assbanging moron come here, when the title SPECIFICALLY states MARES. Just fucking WHY are you here? I wish you get your guts ruptured and die of peritonitis next time you are taking one up.

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>>28168111
trips of truth

>>28182713
Your waifu a shit, but she's still better than most real women.

>>28165030
Because of the human pose.

>>28182697

U mad bro? I bet you secretly lust for the meaty horsecock, why else would you have such strong feels about it otherwise? It's okay anon, we'll love and tolerate you no matter how much dick you wish you could have, there's plenty to go around.

>>28183938
Nice shitpost.

>>28183938

U B trollin'. In more ways than one.

>>28183947
>>28184925

Possible samefag.

Pfft, whatever. If I'm trolling, it's because of autists getting all queer and sperging out over the mere mention of stallions. Some anons like horsecock, get over it and ignore it if you don't like it. Or you can wish I get AIDS or something, whatever makes you feel better.

>>28183584
It's the human hips, I reckon. Even when drooling over "mares", ponyfags are deep inside attracted to human female curves.

>>28184270
Real mares have pronounced hips and backsides too which is why i also like them

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>>28184270
Ponies lack "ass" in the usual sense. It's simply huge hips that also look like ass. Firm, fat-free, but huge when compared to the body, ass.

>>28184480
No, they don't really, at least not in any obvious way, because there are more than one breed of horse. What's really strange though is that our male (gelded) warmbloods tend to have rounder butts than the mares. Not sure if bigger, but they're often more pleasant to look at. The mares, not all mind, have a sort of gable roof-shaped asses when seen from behind. Perhaps that's what you mean. They aren't very similar to human ones.

>>28184543
'Angular' was probably the word I was looking for. Mares tend to have angular-ish butts.

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Lewd thread?

>>28184721
Man, I thought the red thing was Big Mac when I saw the thumbnail.

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>>28184523
>a pony's ass is actually huge hips that also look like ass

uh... wat?

>>28175656
What are you, gay?

>>28177916
I once knew two fags that moved from Australia to America for work. They fucking hated parades and the lispy flamboyant fucks associated with them. They were the most well-adjusted gays I've ever met, indistinguishable from any other avarage men, and they liked it that way.

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>>28184907
This is where ass-related muscles are located.

>>28184968
That's probably the area where the sacral bumps are, or kind of maybe would be if that was a real horse and the arrow was where it should be. Technically, the ass would be between that and the ischial protrusion (the sitting bone) which is the visible pair of bulges on a horse's ass. They're slightly above the level of the lowest point of the vulva.

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>>28185058

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I want a harem of Pegasus mares. They're sexy as fuck.

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>>28185953
MY NIGGA

>>28184721

This is now the /awg/

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>>28187124
Post away

>>28165030

You aren't trying hard enough. Shame on you.

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>>28165116
>>28168111
>>28177973
>>28182713

>>28182713
Sauce on desktop wallpaper.

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>>28187361
I gotchu senpai

>>28187462
Thanks, senpai.

>>28183240
That's pretty sad since RD didn't set the bar very high

>>28187525
Element of loyalty, that's all you need.

>>28187537
Spike is like 17 times more loyal

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>>28187181
That's anthro.

>>28187525
they're called 3dpd for a reason