Fallout Equestria: Outcasts #3 (CYOA)

Continuing from last thread

You quietly open the bathroom door. Inside the bathroom; in the old shower, is Newspaper. She is leaning against the wall; facing away from you.
A hoof is between her thighs; stroking her pussy; as she moans and whimpers.
You smile lightly; knowing exactly what her problem is: she just needs a little... sexual healing. She is thirteen and it is around the time when ponies go into heat.

What do you do?

>>28160741
Hey! Situational awareness, Newspaper. How the hell haven't you noticed me standing here yet?

I didn't say stop.

>>28160741
Walk up behind her, then give her a lewd hug and a kiss.

Tell her if she was haveing a problem like this all she had to do was ask for help. Getting rid of heat is our special talent after all.

>>28160741
Close the door, sit down behind her, and tell her to flick her clit more.

>>28160741
>rape

>>28160832
Make sure to close the door and lock it if possible.

>>28160741
She didn't lock the door. I think she wanted to get caught.

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>>28160741
the only logical thing.

>pic related

>>28160816
>>28160832
>>28160842
>>28160875
>>28160913
You quietly close the door. The door has a bolt lock so, you slide it in place. How she didn't lock the door is beyond you.
You move behind her and sit down; watching as she starts massaging her pussy faster; her moans going into a higher pitch.
"Flick your clit more." You say to her.
"Gah!" She screams; losing her holding on the shower and falling to the ground.
Her pussy rams into your right forehoof; causing her to bite her own forehoof and splatter some mare cum onto your leg.
It doesn't last long and it leaves her panting.
"What... are you... doing here?!" She demands; panting every so often.

What do you do?

>>28160980
just spank her butt man

>>28160980
I'm here to help!

>>28160980
What else was I supposed to do when my favourite cuddle buddy goes missing. I came to find you and now I'm going to help you cum.

Give her a deep kiss and start giving her marehood the rub down before she has the chance to complain.
It's no secret that Heartbreaker has probably let the girl experiment with her.

>>28161076
If Heartbreaker really waited till her first heat to get plowed by Nit I imagine she wouldn't push anything on Newspaper until her first heat as well.

>>28160980
We were worried about where you were but when we found you like this we suddenly saw the potential for entertainment and to bond.

>>28161103
I don't think she waited, it's just that nobody else had the guts to fuck the clan chief's daughter. But if Newspaper wanted to stop we'd stop.
I'll be nice and pretend raiders know what consent is..

>>28161009
>>28161044
>>28161076
>>28161122
"I'm here to help!" You tell her; spanking her butt, which causes her to gasp, "What else am I suppose to do when my favorite cuddle buddy goes missing. I then saw the potential for entertainment and a bonding experience."
"I... don't need any... help-" Before she can say anything else you grab her and give her a deep kiss. Your tongue enters her mouth; wrestling with her's.
She tries to resist for a few moments but, her resistance falls as your hoof starts massaging her pussy. She starts moaning rapidly and you can feel the build up of mare cum on your hoof as your hoof goes faster.
Newspaper breaks the kiss; tongue rolling out of her mouth as she starts to thrust into your hoof.
"D-don't stop, Heartbreaker," Newspaper gasps, "I'm so close!"

What do you do?

God, I'm horrible at porn.

>>28161162
give her that rubbing as she seems to really need it.
when you're done tell her that you could teach her a lot of other things if she's interested, all she has to do is ask.

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>>28161162
>"I'm here to help!" You tell her; spanking her butt
my sides

>>28161162
Start teasing her clit with our mouth, and make her beg for us to finish her.

>God, I'm horrible at porn.
Yes, you are, but it's still kind of funny to read.

>>28161162
bite her dock and shove a wet rag in her butt

>>28161162
Let her know she has to help us cum next. We have to teach her proper sex manners.

>>28161271
I have no idea what you're trying to do here so I'm going to vote against it.
Is that a weird way of saying eat her asshole out?

>>28161271
Let's go with no.

>>28161218
Did I do good?

>>28161203
>>28161230
>>28161340
You continue to rub her; her moans getting louder and louder. Before, she cums you set her down and suck her clit. Causing her to nearly scream and cover your face with mare cum.
Newspaper is now laying and the shower floor; giving an occasional twitch while panting.
"We can teach you a lot of other things if you're interested, all you need to do is ask."
Newspaper nods her head and weakly touches her forehooves together in a pleading manner.
Your marehood is now winking in protest from not getting any attention during the ordeal.

What do you do?

>>28161386
Spread our legs and tell her its time for her to return the favor. We'll help her out each step of the way.

>We can teach you
Can it be a thing that Heartbreaker used the royal "we" in sex because she's the queen of boner kingdom.

>>28161426
The 'we' isn't meant to be there. That was a mistake. Excuse me while I go slap myself.

>>28161386
What a needy mare. Start rubbing her again but in the middle get her to start servicing us.

>>28161386
First lesson is to learn how to please us.

>>28161386
I think it's time to show her how to do the sixty-nine position.

>>28161513

This

>>28161426
>>28161461
>>28161477
'What a needy mare.' You think.
You reach a hoof out to her and start rubbing her pussy again; she moans once more.
Halfway through you stop, and spread your legs; giving her a view of your pussy.
"Time to return the favor, Newspaper." You tell her.
Newspaper approaches cautiously. Moving her head down to your cunt.
You can feel her warm breath tickle your pussy. She takes a hesitant lick but, shy's away when you gasp from it.

What do you do?

>>28161678
It's not made of glass girl. Get right in there!

>>28161678
"Don't worry cutie it won't bite, but I might." Then give her a seductive wink.

Also, do this >>28161513

>>28161678
"Aren't zebras supossed to know this kinda stuff?"

>>28161678
Tell her she's going to need to do a lot more of that.

>>28161748
I don't get it.
Is there a stereotype about zebras knowing how to eat carpet?

>>28161748
What stereotype is that supposed to be?

>>28161787
>>28161822
In FOE everyone's always talking about "Zebra mating rituals", "Zebra techniches" or "The Zebrasutra"

>>28161877
Oh. Then proceed I guess.

>>28161690
>>28161721
>>28161777
>>28161513
>>28161617
"You're gonna need to do a lot more than that," You tell her as she looks up at you, "Don't worry It won't bite, but I might." You add a seductive wink at that.
Newspaper goes in again; and this time doesn't pull back. She starts slow but, quickly gets the hang of it. Making you start gasping and moaning.
About halfway through you notice that one of her hooves is massaging her pussy as she licks you.
You get a idea. You pull her head away from your pussy and flip her onto her back. You then place yourself above her. Your head above her pussy and yours above her head.
You start licking her pussy and she does the same with yours; soon, you are both moaning.
You cum first; your hind legs slip and your cunt falls onto Newspaper. You keep licking though.
Newspaper cums after you do; spraying mare cum into your face and moaning into your pussy.
After awhile you're both panting in your afterglows. Neither of you have moved.

What do you do?

>>28161999
Let's lick the other clean before we go clean off our faces. Ask Newspaper is she's feeling better from this morning. Then we can have breakfast and start our day.

>>28161999
I'm sure she's aware that she's in heat by now. Tell her she'd need to get preggers to get rid of it for good. Good things to only lasts a week or do. Hey, if you're lucky we might share Nit's dick with you.

>>28162089
>>28162110
Nit's sexy duck. Mares can't resist.

>>28162110
We're not sharing, she might get pregnant, and i'm not into that.

>>28161999
Give her a kiss and tell her if she's ever haveing urges again to feel free to ask us for help.
She could probably ask Nit too if she prefers dick. He was our first too and he's a gentle lover. But don't let her get the wrong idea he's our stallion.

>>28162028
>>28162134
You turn around and lick Newspaper's face clean.
"Feeling better?" You ask Newspaper.
She nods in response; tiredly licking your face clean in return.
"If you ever have urges again feel free to ask me for help, or Nit if you you prefer dick."
You then get up and trot out of the bathroom.
It will probably be highly unlikely that Newspaper will ask for Nit's dick as; since she was nine, she had a growing disdain for Nit Pick. She hasn't told you the reasons why but, one of the reasons is that she doesn't like Nit Pick's hair. Which he combs it all to the right side of his face and has refused to cut it for years. His mane almost touches the ground now.
You enter the kitchen; intending to make your family breakfast. Looking through the pantries you have: 200 year old, pre-war food, various types of meat, and several vegetables and fruit.

What do you do?

>>28162238
How about a mix of prewar food with some fruit? It might be "decent"

>>28162264
Fuck that shit.
MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>28162264
No meat?

>>28162238
Fruit and meat salad, with cake!
We're the best cook.

>>28162276
THIS

>>28162238
Let's make a BLT

>>28162238
Bacon and eggs. Maybe make a salad, save it for later if possible.

>>28162238
>has refused to cut it for years. His mane almost touches the ground now.
Looks like someone is rebelling aginst their mom.

>>28162376
I bet we use it to drag him around when we're not dramatically flopping onto his back and having him carry us everywhere.

>>28162271
>>28162272
>>28162276
>>28162283
>>28162299
You decide on making a fruit and meat salad with eggs. Your dad was a picking eater; he only ate meat and a few vegetables.
The eggs were Cockatrice eggs; which you got a few weeks ago on a mission in the ruins of Detrot. It was the last egg as you said, but you secretly kept one egg for yourself; which you kept hidden in your nightstand.
Halfway through making the breakfast; Newspaper comes out of the bathroom, her mane wet from taking a shower. She sits down at the table.
"What are you making," She asks you, "And... do you think you can turn on the radio?"
Next to you was a old, beat up radio that your dad and mom liked. They used it to listen too Dj-Pon3; a pony that told the news to the wasteland. He apparently lived in New Tenpony in Manehatten.

What do you do?

>>28162452
Sure, put it on. Might as well know what's happening out there.

>>28162452
turn on that radio and say you're making a tasty and classic raider salad.

>>28162452
"Why don't you do it yourself? I'm cooking."

>>28162471
this

>>28162471
>>28162477
>>28162490
"Why don't you do it?" You ask; looking at Newspaper.
"But, it's so far away!" She pouts giving you her signature puppy eyes.
You sigh and turn it on.
"I'm making a tasty and classic raider salad." You tell her.
The radio soon blares with life. The voice of Dj-Pon3 filling the room as you cook.
"Good morning, wasteland! This is Dj-Pon3 coming to you from New Tenpony, Manehatten. Here to bring your daily dose of morning news from the wasteland... The NCR has been advancing into the mid-east; threatening the many wastelanders the live there but, for those that oppose the NCR; their advance has been halted by a combined force of raiders, wastelanders, and Hellhounds in the town of Coltledo. Many other towns have been following the steps of the brave ponies on Coltledo and have halted the NCR's advance into the mid-east. Speaking of the mid-east; caravans passing through the ruins of Detrot have reported seeing and hearing strange things at night. Several caravans have gone missing in Detrot as well; vanishing without a trace. And, just last night the NCR attack a small Applejack's Rangers outpost near Baltimare; adding to the already rising tension between the two factions. That's all the news for now; so, let's put on a little music shall we? Here is: Dear Hearts and Gentle People."
Music starts to play from the radio; at that point you have finished the raider salad and you and Newspaper are now eating. A silence hangs over the two of you.

Do you try to make small talk?

>>28162690
Weird stuff in Detrot huh? Guess we better keep an eye out.

>>28162690
Sounds like there's quite the party over at Coltledo

>>28162728
>>28162734
"Sounds like there's quite a party over at Coltledo." You say.
Newspaper nods.
"I hope they manage to repulse the NCR." Newspaper responds. She didn't have the best opinion of the NCR. After they massacred a zebra village in Erie; Newspaper wished that the Applejack's Rangers would just kill them all already.
"Do you think the raiding party will be alright?" Newspaper asks you.
Oh, yeah. Dad sent a raiding party out to Detrot yesterday to see why there has been a increase in traders.
You simply shrug and continue eating.
After a few minutes your father trots in; yawning.
"I see you made breakfast." He comments; smiling a bit.
He trots over to you and lowers his head.
"Next time you have sex in the bathroom, try to be quieter." He tells you; causing a blush to appear on your face and Newspaper's. He trots away from you; with a large grin.

>>28162886
That's funny, coming from you Pa. I'm pretty sure everyone in Detrot has heard you and mom.

>>28162886
Ask your father when the raider team he sent out are expected to return.

>>28162886
"I'm cooking your favorite. Raider salad amalgamation."

>>28162946
>>28162994
>>28163045
"That's funny, coming from you Pa," You joke, "I'm pretty sure everypony in Detrot has heard you and mom. By the way, I cooked your favorite: Raider Salad Amalgamation."
"Fuck yeah!" He cheers taking a bowl of the raider salad.
"By the way, when is the raider team suppose to return?" You ask.
"Which one's?" He asks; with a mouth full of food.
"The one you sent yesterday."
"They were suppose to return last night but, they never did. I'm not sure what's keeping them." He tells you.

What do you do?

>>28163205
"My main quest is keeping them, i should go and rescue them! Hey, wait a second... Newspaper, did you break the forth wall again?"

>>28163205
Radio said ponies have been disappearing in Detrot lately. Maybe they got vanished.

>>28163228
:I

>>28163205
Something has been taking ponies in detrot lately. I think we should go investigate it.

Thinking about it logically maybe we shouldn't go since these were pretty experienced raiders

>>28163205
Ask dad if he wants us to get a team together and go look for them.

>>28163205
We just heard on the radio about mysterious disappearances around Detrot.

>>28163305
>logic

>>28163257
>>28163267
>>28163339
>>28163346
"Dj-Po3 said that something has been taking ponies in Detrot lately. Maybe they were taken?"
Your dad ponders this for a bit.
"I have been hearing about strange things happening in Detrot but, I don't really want to believe them." He says.
"Should we get a team together and look for them?" You ask.
Your father sighs.
"Let's give them a hour to two; there have been more ghouls in Detrot lately." Your father says.

What do you do?

>>28163399
Start to prepare since they won't be here in an hour.

>>28163399
What have we gained in our inventory over the last couple of years?
Do we have any new skills?

>>28163399
Let see how Nit Pick is doing?

>>28163399
Does our family know about our relationship with Nit Pick now, or are we still hiding what we do with him?

>>28163419
>>28163425
>>28163432
>>28163432
>>28163459
Something in your gut tells you to prepare since they won't be here in a hour.
After you eat, you and Newspaper go to your room and gather some materials.
You grab your cleaver, your Tesla Blaster, and a few plasma grenades from your first trip into the Detrot ruins with Nit; which was three years ago. You also grab your raider armor but, you don't put it on just yet.
Newspaper gets her Light Machine Gun that the stable used to fire at you. Your dad used the gun for awhile but, he decided on giving it to Newspaper.
Newspaper wasn't the greatest raider; the only gun she was good at was her Light Machine Gun, and she has killed a few friendly ghouls just because they were ghouls; she hasn't killed Zika though. She rarely kills another pony unless they shoot her first.
After that you quickly check on your Cockatrice egg that you keep, and leave the house with Newspaper. You start trotting towards Nit Pick's house. Shortly after you found Newspaper, your parents found out about your relationship with Nit Pick. They were angry at first but, they quickly accepted it. You and Nit Pick still have a good relationship.
Nit Pick's house was one of the smaller houses in the clan. As well as the dirtiest; as Nit Pick's mother never cleaned up after herself.
You knock on the door and are greeted by a shrill, high-pitched voice that belonged to Nit Pick's mother.
"WHO IS IT?" She screams. Nit Pick's mom was usually never sober; always drinking which gave her a rotten personality. She was also the oldest pony in the clan; which contributed to her attitude.

What do you do?

>>28163605
"I'm the mother of your future grandchildren! Is Nit home?!"

>>28163605
Is Nit home? Can I talk to him?

And then we quietly mutter under our breath that the less we have to talk to her, the better.

>>28163605
IT'S ME. OPEN THE DOOR.

>>28163605
We really need to convince Nit to get his own place.

>>28163605
the most important mare in Nits life! open up!

>>28163605
It's the Chief's kid. Open up you old slag.

>>28163623
>>28163651
>>28163665
>>28163668
>>28163710
>>28163760
"It's me: the mother of your future grandchildren! Is Nit home?!" You yell back.
You quickly look back at Newspaper, who is covering her ears, "The less I have to talk to her the better." You mutter.
"Is she done yelling-"
"NO! NIT IS NOT HOME! NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I SHOVE MY GUN UP YOUR ASS!"
"She's not done yelling!" Newspaper exclaims; covering her ears once more.
"MOM! SHUT UP!" You hear Nit Pick scream from inside the house. You can hear him approach the door.
"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP," She screams, "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!"
The door then opens; revealing a tired looking Nit Pick. A few alcohol bottles roll out of the door and onto the ground.
"Hey, Heartbreaker," He greets you before yawning, "What do you need this early?"

What do you do?

>>28163789
Adventure, adventure, and some more adventure. C'mon babe. We got stuff to do. Don't make me get the leash.

>>28163789
I need a hug and a kiss first. Then I want to bring you on an adventure! To detrot, we're going to look for a possibly missing raider group.

>>28163789
GET THA BUCKET BOY THERES AH FIRAH

>>28163789
We might be going to Detrot if the raider group dad sent there doesn't come back to see what the fuck is going on there.

>>28163814
What?

>>28163838
THARS A FIRAH ON MAH CROTCH BOY, SATE IT WITH YER SALIVA.

>>28163789
Well, one we need you to start getting prep to leave. We might be starting a search part for a raiding group that hasn't come back yet, and two, to tell you that you need to get your own place. Sweetie, this place is nasty, even by raider standards.

>>28163846
anon, just stop.

>>28163789
"Magical adventure let's go"

>>28163889
I imagine anon wanted Heart to act like she was trying too hard to hit on Nit.

>>28163802
>>28163811
>>28163830
>>28163847
"One: for a adventure to Detrot to look for a raider group that my dad sent there and hasn't come back yet. And, two: to tell you that you need to get your own place. Babe, even by raider standards this place is nasty." You tell him.
"Yeah, I know," He says, "Even though she's a bitch-"
"I HEARD THAT!"
"-Without somepony around for her, she could... self-destruct. But, about the adventure to Detrot; I got nothing better to do today," He steps aside and waves a hoof, "You're welcome to come in while I get my stuff prepared."
"YOU BETTER NOT LET ANYPONY IN, NIT PICK!"
In the corner of your eye, you can see Newspaper shaking her head: no.

What do you do?

>>28163941
Let's go in there and clean the house, we can do a lot with our magic.

>>28163941
Newspaper can stay outside while we go in. We just have to dodge all the bottles she throws at us.

>>28163941
DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED, SHOW DOMINANCE ON THE LOWER BEING.

>>28163941
Be the alpha female and show who is the one who dominates the male.

>>28163941
I don't want to go in but we're the Chief's daughter, and one day we'll end up taking over.
We can't let our-self be intimidated.

>>28163979
By mounting his mom and neighing like a wild stallion.

>>28164022
mare in heat*

>>28164039
Are you saying that's why she's so bitchy?

>>28163963
>clean the house
I think we'd need a mop laced with plasma to do that. This place probably needs to be condemned.

>>28164064
If you mean us, then probably.
If you mean Nit's mother, i think that's just the dementia. I don't think she can even be in heat.

>>28164083
We can at least clear SOME of the floor space.

>>28164088
I meant Nits mom.

>>28164088
>Nit's mother
We just need to give the bitch a few hits of jet and she'll be fine.

>>28163963
>>28163964
>>28163966
>>28163979
>>28163993
"Sure." You agree. You see Newspaper facehoof.
"Okay, then follow me," Nit Pick tells you, "And, try not to step on any bottles."
You follow Nit Pick inside; not wanting to be intimidated by the old slag. Newspaper hesitantly follows you inside.
Inside; the floor is covered in bottles. Newspaper trips on one of them, which makes you start picking up a few bottles.
The three of you get to one of the larger rooms. As soon as your head enters the room, a bottle flies past your head and into the wall; splashing alcohol onto you.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET ANYPONY IN!" His mother shrieks; causing one of your ears to start ringing. In the room you see a old, Pegasus mare, she has a black and grey mane that's combed in a similar fashion to Nit Pick's, her coat is red. She sits in a rocking chair and her cutie mark is a broken bottle, stained with blood.
Nit Pick rolls his eyes at her and turns to you and Newspaper.
"So, uhm, I need to go to my room and get my things. Please, try not to kill each other."
He then trots away, leaving you and Newspaper with Nit Pick's mom.
She stares at you with a stink eye; studying you and Newspaper. She licks her lips before she speaks.
"So... you're the mare that has wooed my son, eh," She then looks at Newspaper, "Didn't expect you to have a zigger with you."

What do you do?

>>28164157
She's our pet, her name is Newspaper.

>>28164157
I didn't expect you to be able to talk even halfway coherently either. I'd like to politely ask you to refrain from calling Newspaper names anymore, let's not make things anymore unpleasant than they already are.

Why do you care if we "wooed" him, you sure don't act like you give two shits about him as it is.

>>28164157
Ignore her the best you can. Say that life is just full of surprises isn't it? Why just the other day you saw a radroach walking around in circles.

>>28164157
Yes, we're just Junkrat's daughter, the future clan Chief and stuff no big deal.
By the way, don't call our friend a zigger we're trying to teach her not to be a racist so it doesn't help if others use slurs against her.

She earned her place in the clan bearly so she gets to be treated like every other pony.

>>28164271
No she still need to earn her place and when she dose we will start calling her Ava.

>>28164157
"Gotta admit, ma'am, your cutie mark is one of the best i've ever seen."

>>28164318
>No she still need to earn her place
I assumed she already did, cause the QM called her a raider or at least a really shitty one.

>>28164207
>>28164215
>>28164227
>>28164271
>>28164328
"I didn't expect you to be able to talk even halfway coherently either." You retort, "And her name is Newspaper, and please refrain from calling Newspaper names anymore. Life is full of surprises isn't? Why just the other day I saw a Radroach walking in circles."
This causes her to chuckle slightly.
"I don't know," She shrugs,"You can't always control what comes out of your mouth when your life goes down the shitter."
"I have to admit that your cutie mark is one of the best I've ever seen." You comment.
"It's what happened to the bastard that gave me the child I never wanted."

What do you do?

Stopping for tonight. I'm really tired for some odd reason; so, I'm gonna stop. Keep this bumped for me tonight so, I can continue tomorrow. I'm gonna start a little later tomorrow; got something to do in the morning.

Have a good night or day depending on where you're from.

>>28164434
"Well maybe i'll do the same when your kid gives does that to me!"

>>28164434
>It's what happened to the bastard that gave me the child I never wanted
Meh, that's wasteland romance for ya.

>>28164434
Mark your territory. When Not comes back, pee on him to show he's yours.

>>28164464
Nit*

>>28164434
....Well that really really unfortunate, but don't you think that's really unfair to take it out on Nit? He didn't ask to be brought into this world afterall. We may be raiders, but we aren't heartless to family and to those that are almost family.

>>28164462
Why would we threaten to hurt Nit?....

>>28164462
Nooo, don't say that. I don't want to hurt Nit.

>>28164464
>pee on him to show he's yours
I'm pretty sure that's what the leash is for.

>>28164434
Did you take his dick?

>>28164491
>>28164492
Well i don't want Heartbreaker not being able to fight because of a stupid fetus inside of her.

>>28164519
I don't think that's something we will have to worry about at the moment,(hopefully).

>>28164519
>>28164534
I want to have his babies, but just later down the line.

>>28164519
>able to fight
We could probably still fight but just from long range. We'd have to ask our mom about how she did it.

>>28164568
That can always happen much later, in a less rambunctious time of our life.

>>28164568
By "just later down the time" you mean "after the end", right?

>>28164853
>after the end",
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the best time.

>>28164434
Nit isn't that bad, for instance aren't you happy to have somepony to get shit for you when you don't want to get off your ass? He also opens the door and you can talk to him to pass the time.

Let's hope that whatever will be waiting for us in that city is has a lot of caps.

>>28166147
always the worthy goal

bamp

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-uuuuuuuuuump!!

>>28164463
>>28164491
>>28164506
>>28165234
"That's wasteland romance for ya." You shrug, "But don't you think that it's really unfair to take it out on Nit? He didn't ask to be brought into this world after all. We may be raiders, but we aren't heartless."
She sighs.
"Who else can I take it out on? I killed his father, most other males would rape me, and the females will try to kill me. The only thing he does for me is talk to me when I have nothing to do and get my shit."
She chuckles a bit.
"I remember when he first saw you; he could just talk at the time. He wouldn't stop talking about you for days."
Oh, yeah. You did meet him on your first birthday; after that you became close.
Her expression hardens.
"I don't care if you're the chief's fucking daughter. If I hear that Nit Pick gets killed out there... I will make sure that you follow him to Tartarus."

What do you do?

>>28169219
Awww, you do care.
Don't worry, we'll keep saving his ass as usual granny.

>>28169219
Oh don't worry, nothing is going to happen to your precious little Nitty.
also, she would lose, she isn't as spry as she used to be and we have newspaper.

>>28169219
"The only thing you'll have to worry about is his pelvis, ma'am."

>>28169245
>>28169249
>>28169256
"Awww, you do care," You say, "The only thing you'll have to worry about is his pelvis ma'am."
She chuckles a bit; and gets up from her chair, her bones creaking slightly.
"I'm gonna get some alcohol." She mutters; trotting past you.
Nit Pick soon comes out of his room. Wearing light raider armor and a sniper rifle around his neck. Nit Pick turned out to be good at recon; using his wings to get a vantage point and a rifle to fall a pony from afar.
"I'm ready," He tells you, "So, what are we gonna do?"

What do you do?

>>28169293
Nothing yet but it's good that you're ready.
I suppose we'll go to our house and a wait for an hour so our dad says we can go.

>>28169293
"Oh shit... I didn't this through... Let's just go there and kill whatever is delaying our raiding party in Detrot. I guess."

>>28169293
Guess we'll check with pops again in an hour, and see if he wants us to check things out.
If not, we can just go exploring.

>>28169310
>>28169311
>>28169321
"Shit... I didn't think this through," You say; causing Nit Pick to smirk a bit, "I suppose we'll go to my house and wait for a hour."
Nit Pick nods and the three of you leave but, before you do.
"NIT PICK! WHERE'S THE ALCOHOL!"
"OUTSIDE!" He screams back.
"WHY ARE THEY OUTSIDE!?"
"CAUSE YOU NEVER CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!"
The three of you then leave.

So far you guys have been sitting in your house, doing nothing but, talking. And, listening to the radio; the only interesting thing the radio said was: the NCR has been pushed back to Coltledo to Maumee by the wastelanders.
Your father soon comes in; not looking very happy.
"I see the three of you are all ready." He says; forcing a smile that quickly dies.

What do you do?

>>28169378
Look up from where we're sprawled across Nit's chest and ask if we can go now.

>>28169378
Well we did say that we were going to check it out and see what we could find. Don't worry, you have nothing to worry about. We'll kick whatevers ass is waiting there.
if we can't we'll run at the first sign of trouble.

>>28169406
>>28169415
You look up from the floor; where you're sprawled across Nit Pick's chest, much to his chagrin.
"Well, we did say that we are going to check it out-"
"I didn't agree." Newspaper interrupts; decked out with her Light Machine Gun and her reinforced stable armor.
"-And see what we can find. Don't worry, at the first sign of trouble, we'll come back."
"I hope you will," Your father sighs; before handing you a bag with nine healing potions: three for each of you, "Heartbreaker, can you promise me that you'll try to come back by nightfall? I don't want my daughter to die at the age of eighteen."

What do you do?

>>28169484
"Dad, you're fully aware of how much i kick ass. Don't worry."

>>28169484
>"I didn't agree."
Raiders can't be wimps Newspaper.

Sure, we'll be back before nightfall.

>>28169528
>>28169534
"Raiders can't be wimps, Newspaper." You tell her really quick. She simply rolls her eyes in response.
"Sure, we'll be back before nightfall. Don't worry; I know how to kick ass."
Your father nods and trots off.
Newspaper trots up to the table and lays a small map on it. It was a pre-war map of Detrot but, edits were made to the map so that it could reflect the post-war ruins.
"So, all we need to do is follow the path the raider party took-" She starts; before looking at you, "Can you please get off of the floor and listen?"
You're still laying on Nit Pick's chest... on the floor. Nit Pick was currently trying to push you off of him.
"How... can you be... so heavy?" Nit Pick pants; his attempts at pushing you off of him failing.

What do you do?

>>28169600
But it's warm and soft here.
Why don't you join the cuddle pile?

>>28169600
Maybe Nit needs to exercise. Alright, we'll go the same path the raiders did. Remember to peek around every corner.

>>28169600
Doesn't Newspaper have a Pipbuck?

>>28169600
Pull her to us with magic and cuddle her in the way we know she likes for a few minutes to get her out of that grumpy mood. Then we can all get up and plan.

>>28169643
She didn't at the start but, she does now.

>>28169600
Newsie's heat is totally going to flare back up when we reach the ruins of Detrot.

>>28169636
>>28169638
>>28169652
"But, It's warm and soft!" You whine.
Newspaper huffs. You quickly grab her in your magic and bring her over; before quickly latching onto her and cuddling her.
The three of you lay on the floor for a few minutes before getting up and looking at the map.
The three of you agree on taking the path the raider group did, and you set off towards Detrot; with the help of Newspaper's Pipbuck.

It takes seven minutes to get to the edge of Detrot. The buildings hang over you with their empty deposition. The wind picks up as you get close; making a howling noise through the many windows of the buildings.
As you near the city; Nit Pick raises a hoof, stopping you and Newspaper.
Ahead of you, on the road, you can see a pony slowly limping towards you. As he get's closer you can see that it's one of your raiders.
His armor is torn and battered; most of his mane is gone; seemingly having been torn off, his body is covered in scratches, and his left his glowing green.

What do you do?

>>28169736
Yell at your raider to keep his distance. I'm not sure we want to be near him when he's glowing like that. He might even be rabid. Ask what happened to him and everypony else.

>>28169736
We should check on him to see if we can get any information about what happened.
Does the glowing look familiar to us? We use energy weapons a lot so we might know something about it if that's the cause.

>>28169736
Tell Newspaper and Nit to ready their weapons and take out our cleaver before greeting the raider.

>>28169736
Look he gone trough a hell of a fight, but to what is the question.

>>28169774
>>28169780
>>28169797
>>28169800
You pull out your cleaver; Nit Pick and Newspaper follow your example and pull out their guns.
As the raider approaches you Newspaper's Pipbuck starts clicking.
"Stop!" You yell at the raider. He stops and steps back a bit; causing Newspaper's Pipbuck to stop clicking. You recognize the glowing to be, most likely: Plasma. But, that doesn't really explain why he's glowing all over.
"What happened to you," You ask, "Where is the rest of the group."
"I-I don't know," He stammers, "We were nearing the trade routes when we ran into a pony. He was using this strange magic we've never seen before; he killed half of us in a few seconds. The rest of us started running; trying to get away from that... thing! I ran into him again this morning; he did this too me. And, he told me that: 'You were impure but, I made you pure.' I don't know where he is now, and I don't know if the others are still alive. The ghouls were acting strange as well; a few were even following it!"

What do you do?

>>28169842
What did he look like exactly? What happened when he used magic? He is a unicorn? I think we can give him one of our potions.
Just leave it on the ground for him to take and afterwards he can head to Zika and get that radiation removed from him.

>>28169842
Our ghoul hounds are pretty loyal, it must have something to do with the guy's magic.

Let's get this guy back to the camp and get him treated. Hand him a health potion to hold him off. Tell Nit to watch our back and cover our tracks to make sure we're not followed.
Looks like were dealing with a hunter of some kind.

>>28169842
>his mane is gone
>his left his glowing green
>several caravans have gone missing in Detrot
>have been more ghouls in Detrot lately.
Shit, somebody making ghouls.

The plot thickens...

>>28169892
>Shit, somebody making ghouls.
Doesn't that take a lot of radiation to do?
This guy must be a pony sized nuclear reactor.

>>28169923
I wonder if there'll be a nuclear explosion if we have Nit pop his horn.

>>28169842
Well this pony is making a ghoul army and that not going to be fun if he send them to our camp.

>>28169923
Maybe he's using some weird method that doesn't require him to be nuclear.

>>28169842
Do we have some radaway for this guy?

>>28169946
The raider is likely a full ghoul right now and not only that he's also a glowing one.

>>28169872
>>28169888
>>28169892
>>28169935
"What did he look like," You ask, "Was he a Unicorn?"
"That's the strangest part," The raider tells you, "He didn't have a horn. He's a Earthpony; with a pink coat and a dark green mane. He wore a large cloak and a mask on his face. He had a small book strapped to his torso. The book throbbed when he talked to me."
To you it sounded like somepony was trying to make ghouls.
You get a a healing potion out and place it on the ground. He quickly takes the healing potion and drinks it.
"Thanks," He coughs, "I think I'll head back to the clan. Try to see if you can find the others."
He takes a few steps towards the direction of the clan but, he then collapses.

What do you do?

>>28169990
Point your guns at him and wait a minute or two. Throw rocks at him from a distance. I guess we have to move him somewhere "safe" like under some rubble.

>>28169990
Stand a safe distance away from him making sure we're between him and the clan.

>>28169990
He's not going to be able to make the trip alone. We should take him back, and make sure he's ok. He said he was the only survivor, so I guess we just need to report in now.

>>28170002
>>28170005
I'm all for caution but perhaps we should also tell our trigger happy zebra friend to stand down. Just in case it turns out he hasn't lost his mind.

>>28170002
>>28170005
You all point your guns at him. Newspaper is shaking slightly and her hoof is near the trigger.
"He's not going to be able to make this trip alone." Nit Pick tells you.
"Yeah," You agree, "Maybe we can move him somewhere 'safe' like in a building or something."
"The problem is the radiation."
*Clop!*
You look towards the raider to see that one of his hooves have moved. Slowly he gets up; his eyes are now lifeless and dead. He looks towards you and snarls; limping towards the three of you slowly.

What do you do?

>>28170085
"Don't worry kids, momma got this." Pump the Tesla rifle really hard and moan

>>28170085
God dammit. We wasted a health potion on him too. Fire!

>>28170085
Poor guy. We'll get who ever did this.
Let's put out of his misery and end his pain.

Perhaps we should head back and report what we know.

>>28170100
>>28170156
>>28170162
"Well, there went one perfectly good healing potion." Nit Pick says.
"Don't worry kids, momma got's this." You say; pumping the Tesla Blaster a few times and moaning under your breath.
You point and the gun fires. The beam sails through the air and hits the newly formed ghoul dead on. Turning it into a grayish-green pile of ash.
Newspaper promptly throws up behind you after that.
"Poor bastard," Nit Pick mumbles, "So, what do we do?"
"Huh?" You ask.
"Do you want to head back and report this or do you want to just go in there?"

What do you do?

>>28170208
I don't think we're well enough equipped to take on a crazy earth pony with a group of ghouls, getting back up would be better.

>>28170208
Yeah we should go back

>>28170208
He's undoubtedly hiding behind an army of ghouls so we'd need some backup.

>>28170229
>>28170240
Fuck that pussy strategy.
WE LIVE. WE DIE. WE LIVE AGAIN

>>28170242
the only groups we're taking on is a group of stallions with hard dicks. Other then that we bail.

>>28170242
Except for that last part

>>28170261
>>28170266
C'MON, ARE WE RAIDERS OR ARE WE PUSSIES?!
Also, maybe Newspaper should go back, she ain't expirienced enough for suicidal missions.
Maybe she'll bring the backup you pussies want so much.

>>28170229
>>28170239
>>28170240
"I don't think we're well equipped enough to take on a crazy earth pony with a group of ghouls, getting back up would be better." You say.
Nit Pick nods.
"Yeah," He nods, "I don't like the thought of going against somepony like that alone."
Newspaper finishes throwing up.
"Yeah." She agrees; coughing a bit.
The three of you turn around and trot back towards the clan.

It takes another seven minutes to trot back to the clan.
You quickly find your father; who is surprised to see you back so early.
"You're back early," He says to you,"Did you find the group?"

What do you do?

>>28170390
Tell him the unfortunate news that we only found one of our ponies and he told us that his group was attacked by an earth pony with a strange book and has a group of ghouls following him.
He shortly died soon after and became a ghoul himself.

>>28170390
One survivor, but he succumbed to his "injuries" shortly after we met him. It seems that the disappearances are because some psycho is turning ponies into ghouls over in the ruins.

>>28170406
>>28170414
"We found one of them," You tell him, "His group was attacked by a earth pony psycho with a strange book, and is turning ponies into ghouls that follow him. The survivor died soon after and became a ghoul himself."
Your father gives you a strange look.
"So this earth pony is behind the disappearances?"
"Yeah."
"...This is troubling," He says, "I'm guess you're here to get a bigger force?"
You nod.
"Okay... I'll help Nit Pick and Newspaper gather a few ponies to help you. I need you to head down into the Stable and find a pony. He's been working on something down there and has been looking for a excuse to let it out. Do you think you can do that?"

What do you do?

>>28170539
Yup! Can we have a hint of what it is?
Does it shoot things? Is it lasers!

>>28170539
Who is this pony and what does he look like? Where can I find him? Let's go get that pony.

>>28170539
Let's find out what this pony has cooked up.

>>28170558
>>28170565
>>28170615
"Yup! Can we have a hint on what it is? Does it shoot things? Is it lasers!" By this point you are bouncing up and down excitingly.
"Can't spoil the surprise," Your father smiles, "The pony you're looking for is named Rusted Bolt. He's in the stable. Ask one of the the raiders working there, they'll know."
You nod and bounce towards the stable.

You now near the stable entrance; still bouncing.
As you enter the stable. One of the Raiders stop you; a earth pony mare.
"Hey there," She greets you, "Do you need something?"

What do you do?

>>28170656
Greet the mare and tell her we need to find Rusted Bolt, does she know where he is? Then continue on your way.

>>28170656
"I'm here to save the clan, where's Rusted Bolt?"

>>28170667
>>28170684
"I'm here to save the clan," You greet her, "Do you know where Rusted bolt is?"
"Yeah, follow me."
The mare leads you through the stable; which takes a few minutes. She leads you to the second floor and to a large sliding door.
"This is where Rusted Bolt spends most of his time," She tells you; tapping the door a bit, "He might be asleep; damn stallion doesn't know when too sleep. If he is just wake him up." The mare then leaves.
Opening the door, you find a room filled with random bits of machinery and junk.
In the middle is a young unicorn stallion with a gray coat and mane. He is asleep on a desk that's cluttered with random pieces of paper.

>>28170752
Boop him on the nose and ask if he had a good rest. Then tell him why you're here. Your father junkrat says it's time to use the thing he's been working on. Also what is it?

>>28170752
Stab the desk with the cleaver really hard to wake him up "I'M THE CHIEF'S DAUGHTER BITCH, WAKE UP"

>>28170752
Boop the sleeping unicorn.

>>28170879
>>28170854
You're either a couple of pussies or a samefag

>>28170752
Slap his ass.

>>28170854
>>28170857
>>28170879
You boop the sleeping unicorn on the nose but, the only reaction you get is a snort.
You smile a bit, pulling out your cleaver.
Taking a few practice you slam the cleaver down on the desk. Hard.
This causes Rusted Bolt to scream and fall out of his chair.
"Did you have a good rest?" You ask with a smile.
The unicorn puts his glasses back on and looks up at you.
"Could have been better." He yawns with a strange accent, "Anyway... what's going on?"
"My father, Junkrat says it's time to use the thing he's been working on. Also what is it?"
Rusted Bolt's smile grows.
"I can finally use it?" He asks.
You nod.
"Yessssssssss!" He cheers; stomping his hooves as if he was running in place.
He calms himself down and blushes.
He trots over to one of the junk piles.
"Contraption! You can come out now!" He calls out.
Two red eyes peer out from the pile. Looking between you and Rusted Bolt with some mechanical whirring.
The eyes then rise out of the pile, followed by a mechanical body.
The machine is a robot; it's body being made out of random pieces of metal and wiring. It's head is made of the upper part of a unicorn's skull, with two red eyes peering from the sockets. What appear to be; two Gatling guns rest on his sides.
"So... what do you think?" He asks you.

What do you do?

>>28171012
It's one of the most beautiful machines I've ever seen. What can it do! We must field test this immediately.

>>28171012
Was expecting a weapon, but this'll do

>>28171012
Slap whatever is in place of its ass.

>>28171038
Slap both the asses, hell slap Nit's ass too, for good measure.

>>28171054
Congratulatory ass slapping all around!

>>28171054
Nit isn't even here.

>>28171069
Indeed!

>>28171075
Then we'll just have to reach our hoof through time and space itself!

I forgot he wasn't here, mb.

>>28171094
>>28171075
That just means Heartbreaker wants to slap his ass now and will instead save it for later.

>>28171012
"Hey, i'm down for anything that can kill ponies and/or other beings."

>>28171102
A good firm, love slap on the butt, I like it.

>>28171027
>>28171038
>>28171054
>>28171069
>>28171128
You quickly hug the robot.
"It's one of the most beautiful machines I've ever seen." You say; reaching around and slapping the robot's ass.
The robot reacts by looking at it's butt, then looking at you, making a whirring sound that sounds much like a baby giggling.
Stiffly; it raises a leg up, and pats your head. Looking unsure about the situation it's in.
"What can it do?" You ask excitingly.
"I'm glad you asked," Rusted Bolt smiles, "It can detect radiation; it'll make a clicking sound if it does. It's capable of feeling emotion, and it's equipped with Gatling Lasers."
Gatling... Lasers.

>>28171157
Those hoard of ghouls aren't going to stand a chance. Also, feeling emotions you say?
how old is he emotionally?

>>28171157
How much energy does it store in terms of amount of time firing full blast and how does it recharge?

>>28171157
dose it have a name yet?

>>28171157
"Gatling... Lasers..." We start drooling

>>28171168
>>28171174
>>28171196
>>28171200
"Gatling... Lasers...." You start to drool a bit.
"Are you alright?" Rusted Bolt asks.
You shake your head a bit; getting the fantasies of owning a Gatling Laser out of your head.
"Yeah." You blush; taking yourself off of the robot.
The robot just makes a whirring giggle again.
"How old is it emotionally?" You ask.
"I'd say he's about a few months old emotionally," He ponders, "He does act like a newborn. Curious about everything."
"Does it need to be charged?" You ask.
"No, he has a Energy Crystal in him so; he doesn't need to charge."
"Does he have a name?"
"I've always called him: Contraption. But, if you have something better; I'm all ears."

What do you do? Do you have a better name for Contraption or is Contraption fine?

>>28171288
Click Clack.

>>28171288
I like Contraption, but i'd also like calling him Massive Murder Machine. MMM.

>>28171288
We can name him Servo! Or Lighty. What do you think of those?

>>28171311
>>28171312
>>28171313
Okay; so, we have a three-way tie with: Click Clack, Keeping Contraption, and Servo/Lighty.

I though we were done with the ties? I guess not so, I'll let this sit for awhile.

>>28171355
I don't mind click clack. we can call him clicky! So that's two votes for the first one.

>>28171355
I'm all for Servo

>>28171355
What about MMM?
If we can't have MMM i want to keep Contraption

>>28171355
servo is a nice name for a robot.

Okay; so, we have: three for Servo, Two for Click Clack, and two for MMM/Contraption. Servo wins.

>>28171312
Hmm well what about Three-em? It would sorta sound like a name but It would be a play off the name of Massive Murder Machine?

I initially suggested Click Clack, but I'd be fine with this instead.

>>28171428
Ah, nvm.

>>28171373
>>28171313
>>28171381
"How about: Servo?" You ask.
"I like that." Rusted Bolt smiles, "Now, you're taking Servo out right?"
You nod, and Servo hilariously nods with you.
"Okay, a few tips. Keep an eye on him as much as you can. His a mischievous little bugger and sometimes tries run off to look at something. And, try to keep him away from water. It wouldn't end well for him. He can handle rain just find, and shallow water no bigger than his chest. Can you handle that?"

What do you do?

>>28171479
Keep him out of water, keep him out of trouble, keep an eye on him. Sounds easy. C'mon Servo, today you're going to be seeing a whole lot of new things!

>>28171479
"Nit's gonna be upset knowing that my first baby isn't his."

>>28171479
Well that ruins our plans for skinny dipping in a lake with em, oh well. I think we'll manage.

>>28171479
How does he feel about killing things? We are going into a combat situation after all.

>>28171491
>>28171506
>>28171507
>>28171509
"Keep him out of water, keep him out of trouble, keep an eye on him. Sounds easy. C'mon Servo."
Servo beeps and follows you.
"How does he feel about killing things? I'm going to a combat situation after all."
"I don't think he understands the concept of death yet," Rusted Bolt tells you, "Last week, he crushed a Radroach and didn't even bat a eye."
You simply nod in response and you and Servo trot away.
"Nit's gonna be upset knowing that my first baby isn't his." You say; Servo just cocks his head at you, "And, I can't skinny dip with you in a lake, oh well."
*Beep?*

You and Servo soon return to the clan. You find Nit Pick and Newspaper standing outside of the clan, with five other ponies all decked out with weaponry and armor.
Newspaper eyes them one by one like some drill Sargent.
"You're back," Nit Pick greets you, "So, your dad got us five ponies for us-... What's with the robot?"

What do you do?

>>28171575
He's got GATLING LASERS. PEW PEW PEW! We're taking him with us in case there are a lot of ghouls.

>>28171575
This sexy mechanical beast will be our backup. And frontup. And all around up.

He's got gatling lazers alright? I'm almost sexually aroused at the thought, hold me Nit.

And then we fall over on him dramatically.

>>28171575
This is Servo a robot capable of emotion and has gatling laser.
He's creator wants him test run and it's only 5 mount old right now.

Gonna have dinner really quick. Be right back.

>>28171599
Almost?
When i got one in the game i was having fucking orgasms.

>>28171661
With any luck, Heart will too. Soon.

>>28171674
I'll pray to the Goddess everyday until it happens

>>28171587
>>28171599
>>28171607
"This is Servo; this sexy mechanical beast will be our backup. And frontup. And all round up. He has Gatling Laser Pew Pew Pew! I'm almost sexually aroused at the thought, hold me nit!."
"What-"
You fall over dramatically. Ready for Nit Pick to catch you, sadly he wasn't prepared and falls with you.
Servo does his whirring giggle at you.
As you and Nit Pick lay on the ground; a small shadow covers you. Looking up, it's Newspaper.
"I looked at them," She tells you, "They have weapons and armor and are ready to fight."

What do you do?

>>28171779
K. Gimmie another minute, i'm just gonna bask in the glory of being ontop of my super hot bf. Other than you that is. The last comment being directed at News.

I love writing goofy, spunky dialog. It's stupid fun.

>>28171779
Newspaper, say hi to Servo and then offer your hoof to him to shake.

>>28171798
You and me both anon.

>>28171779
Then we shell head out and deal with this magical earth pony and his army of ghouls.

>>28171779
Let's get the troops pumped up!
someone think up some dialog I'm too tired to do it now.

>>28171798
>>28171802
>>28171829
>>28171843
"Gimme another minute," You tell Newspaper, "I'm just gonna bask in the glory of being on top of my super hot coltfriend. While you're at it, say hi to Servo."
Newspaper trots up to Servo; who looks down at her. After a few seconds silence, Newspaper breaks it.
"I like him." Newspaper says; nodding in approval, before trotting off.
You sigh and get up off of Nit Pick. Who leads you to the troops.
The troops consist of: three stallions and two mares. They had the weapons and armor but, they don't have the discipline.
One of them was even picking their nose!

What do you say to get them pumped up?

>>28171874
There's someone in the waste who thinks they can fuck with us and not face consequences. TIME TO SHOW THEM THEY'RE WRONG!

>>28171874
Let's be careful, this bastard is not to be trifled with. Keep your heads on your necks and we'll be just fine!

Gonna stop for tonight. I'm tired and I've been doing this all day. Keep this bumped for me tonight so, I can run tomorrow.
Keep trying to think of a cool speech... thing so, we can say something cool to these ponies. Like, the Independence Day speech!

Have a good night or day if you live in Europe or something like that.

>>28171955
Later gator.

>>28171874
"WHO'S READY TO DIE!? WHO'S READY TO MEET THE PONY REAPER FACE TO FACE AND TELL HIM THAT HE'S A FAGGOT!? WHO'S READY TO OPEN THE DOORS OF VALHALLA WITH FUCKING HOT HEAVY LEAD?! WE LIVE, WE DIE, WE LIVE AGAIN!"

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I forgot this

>>28172089
For what reason? Tell me, I'm curious.

>>28172098
He is making a reference to a movie.

>>28172112
Oh! I get it now.

>>28172112
>>28172098
A fucking awesome movie.
If you like all the post apocalyptic stuff in Fallout and Fallout Equestria, you have to watch Mad Max

>>28172140
I've watched one movie of Mad Max. It was Thunderdome. I get it now, don't worry.

>>28172154
Well, you should watch Fury Road when you have the time.
It's one of the most orgasmic things you'll ever see.

The time for the kicking of butts will soon begin.

We will ride eternal, shiny and chrome....WITNESS ME!!!

We should split the group so one can try to get to high ground and we will shoot from behind cover on the ground.

Whatever happeend to that suit of power armor that was down in the subway with the ghouls anyway?

Can Nit fly ahead and scout it out from above...because wings

Starting in a hour.

>>28171887
>>28171896
>>28172078
"These's somepony in the waste who thinks they can fuck with us and not face the consequences," You start, "Keep your heads on your necks and you'll be just fine! WHO'S READY TO MEET THE REAPER FACE TO FACE?!"
Most of them cheer. One of them grabs a chrome spray can and sprays his mouth chrome; all whilst screaming.
"So, what's the plan?" Nit Pick asks you.

What do you do?

Witness me brothers!

It's quiet...

>>28176077
Start heading out. One pony is assigned to watch the sky and another is assigned to watch our backs.

>>28176224
This

>>28176224
>>28176311
You start heading out. Nit Pick; being a Pegasus, was in charge of watching the skies. He flew above you with diligence.
You decided to watch the back; mostly because Servo was smarter than you thought and placed himself in the back so, he could check something out easier.

You are now in the city; about five minutes in. The sky scrapers stood above you; like, wounded giants.
To the south, you can see storm clouds gathering. A sign that a storm could happen later.
Your group would see the occasional feral ghoul but, they just snarled at you and galloped off.
You currently trotted next to Servo. Who kept looking at every building; taking in every detail and then moving on to the next one.
So far, he hasn't tried to run off yet. That is until he saw a group of Radroaches feasting on a carcass of a pony.
*Beep!*
He turned himself towards the Radroaches and started to approach.

What do you do?

>>28176369
I assume radroaches aren't any risk for him, I've no idea what they are, but if he stays still for more than ten seconds we need to call him to catch up and keep up with the party.

If any of the ghouls look like they're taking off with intent we need to have Nit start tracking them. They might be reporting our whereabouts back to their master.

>>28176205
>It's quiet...
Did you tell the general that you were running? Cause if not, that might be why.

>>28176369
Get servo's attention and take him back to the group.

>>28176419
>>28176465
He stands still for a few seconds; staring at the Radroaches.
"Servo." You call. He looks up, then between you and Radroaches before trotting after you, looking down.
After a few minutes of trotting the group stops at a Metro Entrance. Nearby, a building has a large hole in it with rubble acting as a ramp up to the hole.
Newspaper approaches you.
"My Pipbuck says that there is two ways to get to where the group was going," She informs you, "We can either head through the Metro, or we can go through the building with the hole in it.
The Metro has been taken over by a group of ghouls that have turned raider. The Metro is quicker than going through the city but, you'll have a higher chance of being shot in the back of the head in the Metro.
The city is a safer, but longer route. The only worry about his path is having to past through multiple buildings and the chance of getting lost. There are a few ponies living on the surface of Detrot but, it's usually feral ghouls that you have to watch out for on the surface.

Which path do you chose?

>>28176512
Lets go with the surface.

>>28176512
Lets take the surface route. I'd rather not make those metro raiders think we're invading.

>>28176824
At least until we actually are.

>>28176512
I say we go through the metro and have Servo Pew Pew Pew on their asses

Sorry about the wait; I have to leave the house for awhile. Let's continue.

>>28176604
>>28176824
You decide to stick with the surface. The others agree.
You trot into the first building; nothing bothers you.
The second building you pass through has a few ghouls but, they gallop off when they see you.
The third building is ghoul free... so far.
Your group has to climb a small flight of stairs to get to a sky bridge, that connects to another building.
You're on the fifth floor and nearing the sky bridge.
*Beep!*
Servo makes a excited beep and starts galloping; causing all of you to turn as he runs into another room.

What do you do?

>>28177253
Get your weapons ready and then go get Servo.

>>28177253
What did our robot find in that room?

>>28177265
>>28177266
You float your Tesla Blaster out and quickly trot after Servo. Nit Pick follows you after telling the rest of the group to stay, and Newspaper reluctantly follows.
The three of you quickly find Servo. Who's standing in a doorway looking out into a hallway.
You approach Servo and quickly find what Servo was looking at.
In the hallway were two ghouls; their heads slumped low to the ground, and their eyes glowing a light green.
The two ghouls are standing on either side of a closed door.
From the closed door you can hear muffled muttering from inside the door. Whoever is muttering doesn't sound happy either.

What do you do?

>>28177365
Call out loudly. "HEY. I'LL HELP YOU FOR A FUCK."

>>28177377
we have the element of surprise. why the fuck we should yell at who ever is behind the door?

>>28177365
Try to sneak in and hear what they're saying. I think we found the earth pony with the book.
Or maybe we should try to leave this hallway, make a right and then try to find another way into that room.

>>28177365
Try to sneak a peek inside. If it's the earth pony were looking for shoot first and ask questions later.

>>28177387
Mostly for fun.

>>28177387
>>28177391
>>28177411
You carefully sneak into the hallway, getting as close as you can to the door without the ghouls seeing you.
Your friends watch you nervously.
As you get closer, you're able to make out the muttering.
"Goddamn, Book, sending me out to do the dirty work." A mare's voice mutters angrily, "Why can he get off of his fat ass and do something for once?!"
The mare continues muttering and starts trotting towards the door. The door opens, revealing a green colored Pegasus; wearing a mask that covers half of her face. On her side is a sack filled with different machine parts.
As she exits the room, one of the ghoul's eyes turns yellow and looks at her.
"Did you find the parts?" The ghoul asks with a echo.
"Yes, your majesty," The mare deadpans, "Why can't you ever get these yourself?"
"I have important things," The ghoul chuckles, "I can't just trot out like it's a day at the mall."
The ghoul looks down at you and smiles.
"By the way; look behind you." The ghoul smiles; it's eyes turning back to green. The ghoul then hisses a bit in pain.
"Huh-" The mare turns around and her eyes widen as the sight of you.
"Uhhhhhh." Is all she says.

What do you do?

>>28177532
Ask them if they're involved with the earth pony with the magic book. If not we can just keep going on our way.

>>28177532
Wow, he's actually able to control ghouls? That would explain why he's making more.

>>28177532
We can talk, nobody has to get hurt.
Start pumping the tesla gun from behind the door and shoot if that book of hers starts to glow.

>>28177610
she a pegasus not a earth pony, so she doesn't have the book. how ever dose just communicate with her trough the ghouls

>>28177625
>pegasus not a earth pony,so she doesn't have the book.
I know that but that doesn't mean he won't pull something.
Its best to be prepared.

>>28177565
>>28177609
>>28177610
"Are you involved with the earth pony?" You ask.
"N-no I don't k-know what you're..." She stammers, "HEY WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!?" She suddenly screams.
Servo's head moves in the direction of her hoof, as well as Newspaper's but, she's looking at Servo. Nit Pick doesn't move.
The mare starts to back away; the ghouls standing in front of her.
"Uhmmm, uhmmm." The mare is panicking.
She reaches a hoof into her bag.
"Pocket sand!" She exclaims; throwing sand in your face.
You scream as the sand hits your eyes and face.
"Heartbreaker!" Nit Pick screams.
*Bang! Bang!"
*Thump. Thump.*
You hear the sound of gunshots and two bodies hitting the floor. The mare shouts and starts galloping.
You feel a hoof wrap around you.
"Are you okay?" Nit Pick asks you; helping you rub your eyes.

What do you do?

>>28177701
After that mare!

>>28177701
We're going to tie up and spank that mare. Get her! Shoot anypony and anything that gets in your way.

>>28177701
Capture her! We need to pay her back for that sand.

>>28177710
>>28177727
>>28177731
"I'm going to tie up and spank that mare." You seethe.
"Yep, she's alright." Nit Pick sighs.
You get up shakily.
"After the mare," You exclaim, "Capture her!" You start galloping. Only to hit a wall due to your vision not being yet but, it was getting there.
"Newspaper, can you take Servo and see if you can cut that mare off?" Nit Pick asks.
"I'll see what I can do," Newspaper replies, "Come on, Servo!"
*Beep boop!*
Your vision clears and at the end of the hall you can see two eyes and a green coat.
A gasp comes from the eyes before you hear the sound of galloping hooves.

What do you do?

>>28177819
Chase after her.

>>28177819
rub your eyes and run. levitate things and throw them at her.

>>28177819
Launch our cleaver at her!
Aim for the legs or wings.

>>28177921
But what if we end up hitting her in the head or somewhere more vital, on accident?

>>28177921
This, but just somewhere that'll bring pain.
We're all for pegasus slaves

>>28177965
We're still a bit blind right now, is that really a wise decision?

>>28178010
Then we just chase her with the cleaver all slasher film style

>>28178010
If you're using that logic then throwing anything is bad. We got no idea what we'd be grabbing anyway.
Fine, we'll just do this horror film style.

>>28177868
>>28177890
>>28177921
>>28177965
You rub your eyes and give chase. You quickly catch up to her but, she has more endurance and manages to outrun you by the time you reach her previous position.
You do keep up with her as she does a long purple, and green tail.
You levitate your cleaver out and throw it at her in a slightly longer hallway.
The cleaver flies through the hallway and embeds itself in the mare's left flank as she turns into another hallway.
"Gah!" She screams; stumbling into the wall before galloping but, much slower.
As you round the corner where she was. You see her in the hall; trying desperately to open a door that's labeled: 'fire escape.'
She sees you and screams. She gallops a few more steps before falling. She cries out as she hits the ground and holds her left wing.
You notice that her wings were leathery instead of covered in feathers. Her eyes were also a lot like a cat's than a pony's, and her ears ended with tuffs of hair, she also looked young; about a year or two older than you.
Your cleaver is still embedded into her left flank; blood pouring out of the wound.
As you approach her, she tries to crawl away but, you get to her before she can get very far.
Tears are streaming down her face as you stand above her; she trembles as well.

What do you do?

>>28178026
>>28178049
That's better. At least till we aren't so blind. Cause throwing a knife at her while we are a bit blind seems like a terrible idea, assuming we are worried about killing her.

>>28178058
"Seems like the clan will have a bat pony slave! What should i name you... Maybe... Fuckstick?"

>>28178058
Sit on her and call for the rest of your party and tell the poor mare that you'll give her a potion if she answers your questions,god damn, don't you think that was a bit much, guys?

>>28178058
You're going to regret throwing that sand in our eyes little mare. but we'll be nicer if you just tell us what we want to know.

>>28178093
>god damn, don't you think that was a bit much, guys?
God damn, don't you think that was a not-raider thing to say?

>>28178093
Oh and when she feels better, we of course gotta give the bat booty a good firm swat, or two.

>>28178108
A cleaver to the flank hardly seems like a fair trade for making us temporarily blind. Idk, it seemed a bit excessive, but whatever. You don't have to be a complete dickhead to be a raider, you can just be a good portion dickhead instead.

>>28178117
You're not getting to ride the fury road to Valhalla with that attitude.

>>28178058
"I wanted to talk, but then you threw sand in my eyes. That. Wasnt. Smart."
Take our clever back and pin her to the wall, time for a Q&A. Who is she working for.

>>28178117
she was just going to keep running otherwise and there weren't a lot of options. We'll give her a health potion and treat her wounds if that makes you feel better.

>>28178093
>>28178117
>don't you think that was a bit much, guys?
No, besides a tesla blast would have taken a body part and anyone else probably would have shot her leg out.
It doesn't seem dickish to me, I imagine anyone would use a tactic like that. But maybe a gun shot would have worked better; it's easier to clean and heal up. But when you lack a pistol of some kind you got to make due.

It would be dickish if we're beating her right now for no reason, cause she can't fight back.

>>28178093
I will admit that it was probably a little harsh on my part. But, I got to give the people what they want.
>>28178091
>>28178093
>>28178104
>>28178184
You sit on her, resulting a small 'eep!' from her.
"Seems like the clan will have a bat pony slave!" You smile, "I wonder what I should call you?"
She doesn't respond; only shakes under your large butt.
Nit Pick soon rounds the corner.
"Looks like you caught her." He comments.
Before you could answer you hear a large crack behind.
*Crack crack! Smash*
A section of the wall falls behind you and Servo comes trotting out with Newspaper in tow.
"We're here!" Newspaper announces.
Servo trots up to you and attempts to nuzzle you; however, he hasn't grasped the concept of the nuzzle and just ends up putting his face in your mane.
After that you take the cleaver out of her flank; making her gasp.
"You're going to regret throwing sand in my eyes little mare," You say to her; causing her to shake a bit more, "I just wanted to talk but, then you threw sand in my eyes, which isn't smart."
"I-I'm sorry," She whimpers, "I'll answer any question you have... I-I'll even let you rape me. Please don't kill me!" She begs.

What do you do? Do you have any questions?

>>28178184
>pin her to the wall
Unf.

>>28178179
I guess i'm just not cut out for the life of a raider, but i'll still be here to give input when I can.

>>28178194
>She was just going to keep running otherwise and there weren't a lot of options.
You're right, but being cruel, just cause it's practical doesn't sit well with me.

>We'll give her a health potion and treat her wounds if that makes you feel better.
That does make me feel better, actually.

>>28178226
It wasn't AS cruel as it could of been, in a worse case scenario, but it still wasn't exactly nice. Yes, yes, we're a raider. Blah blah blah, she certainly didn't get it as bad as she could of, so I can live with it.

But if someone threw a knife and hit your leg just cause they wanted to stop you, I think you'd be a bit pissed if they told you it wasn't as bad as it could be. That would just come off as dick ish, In an insensitive way.

>>28178226
A tesla blast would of just killed her and turn her into ashes, so a cleaver to the butt is a more safer approach.

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>>28178252
>rape

But first i guess we should ask who she's working for and why did they take the ponies from your clan.

>>28178252
It wouldn't be a rape anymore if you LET me do now wouldn't it? In that case you're just offering yourself up to me and it's up to me to decide to take it or not. (we will)
anyway on to business. Tell me what you know about the earth pony with the pink coat and dark green mane and the mask. Where and who is he?

>>28178252
We can see if we can make other mare go into heat with our magic by using her as a test subject.

>>28178252
Jeez lady, we aren't gonna rape you,(we sure will smooth talk our way into your proverbial pants later though, you can bet on that).We wanna know who you're working for, and why they are turning ponies into ghouls. Are they trying to take over the wastelands? Cooperate with us and you can get this potion for your butt wound. We might even give it a kiss too if you're good,(after we give it a good, firm swat or two).

God damn, I love being this promiscuous.

>>28178252
>"I'll answer any question you have...
Now where was this compliance before. Good girl.
Tell us who you work for and what's up with the talking feral ghouls.

>I-I'll even let you rape me
Meh, later.

>>28178252
Check out the loot she has on her and see if she has anything worth taking.

>>28178264
"Are you still a virgin?"

>>28178296
>>28178300
>>28178330
>>28178337
>>28178348
"Jeez lady, we aren't gonna rape you; it wouldn't be rape if you LET me now wouldn't it? What can you tell us about the earth pony with the pink coat and dark green mane?"
"H-his name is: Book," She starts, "He's a... book that has created a pony body for himself."
"Where is he?" You ask, "And, why are you turning ponies into feral ghouls."
"We use to live outside of the city," She tells you, "One day, he got a vision of something he called: 'The Second Coming' We moved into Detrot and he started turning ponies into feral ghouls; saying the ghouls were: 'A insurance policy.' He took over the Packard Carriage Plant in downtown Detrot. He's been fortifying it for protecting against The Second Coming."
"What was with the talking ghouls?" Nit Pick ask; taking the words out of your mouth.
"It's one of his powers: any ghoul that he has made, he can send his mind into and see what's going on. That's all I know!"

What do you do?

>>28178433
Sounds like she'll be useful. Looks like she's coming home with us.
Tie her up and patch her up with some bandages but don't give her a health potion. Those are too valuable to waste on her.

Some of those 'insurance policies' they made were our ponies, so were going to put her to work as payment.

>>28178433
So we need to destroy the book and not the pony. That's interesting information. give her a health potion and let's take her to Zika.

>>28178520
We have like 5 other unnamed ponies that are following us to kill the book pony.
Let take her with us and then deal with what ever comes our way.

>>28178433
I wanna name her Magazine. So now we have newspaper, magazine, then we'll have Book.

>>28178569
This

>>28178538
She said the place the at was fortified. I think it might be better to take her home with us and get a bigger force ready to storm the place.

.>>28178433
We don't know how many troops they have. Ask how many ponies have they turned so far.