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>good amount of activity last night
>Still dies
Why?

So since it got so much response last time, where do the ones who actually trap get their dresses and stuff?

First eep

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>>28033459
Dude

Let me in

I'm a fairy

http://asktheponiesblog.tumblr.com/post/148175240519/ask-2-we-dont-like-fairies-of-your-kind-in-this

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>>28031784

That sounds like an awesome story. I can't do it, cause this one's gonna last awhile longer and I've got something set up for after that, but if you could get somebody to do that, I'd be all for it.

Was told to post the lyrics to a parody song to see what people thought of it. I'm pretty sure I don't need to tell you the song it references.

>The shitposts blights on the forums tonight
>Not a good thread to be seen.
>It's become an aberration
>All because she now has wings

>The butthurt's growing with this huge shitstorm tonight
>Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

>Don't let them know, don't let them see.
>Be the anon you always have to be.
>Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
>Well now they know!

>Let it go, let it go.
>No one gives a fuck anymore
>Let it go, let it go
>The show's the same as before

>I don't care
>What they're going to say
>let the fags rage on
>The wings never bothered me anyway!

>It's funny how some change
>Makes everyone's skin crawl
>All the fears that once controlled me
>Can't get to me at all

>It's time to go the past is gone
>To accept the future and move on
>Don't rage, don't bitch, you're free to leave.
>We won't grieve

>Let it go, let it go.
>She is one with the wind and sky
>Let it go, let it go
>You'll never see me cry

>Here I post
>Till the last day
>Let the fags rage on!

>The faggots furied when they heard about her crown
>The show they abandoned is continuing unbound
>One doubt crystalizes but it has passed
>So stop looking back
>The past is in the past!

>Let it go, let it go
>It's been two years now let's move on
>Let it go, let it go
>That unwinged mare is gone!

>Here I post
>Until the last day
>Let the fags rage on
>The wings never bothered me anyway.

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>>28019745

>>28019745
https://youtu.be/2JvhDU91_aM

youtube of the first album if people prefer.

So, anyone want a repost?

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green on the works
and she's in it

>>28018809
revive tradition please

>>27961770
I still want to impregnate this homey mare

>>27961863
Don't we all.

>Stillwind Cave

>>27896318

>Instead of standing up, which didn't seem entirely possible for her to do, the mare slides off the desk into a wobbly standing position, dipping her head towards Raidor with a positively bubbly smile.
"Sha'va!"
>Presumably an exclamation of joy, you think, although the top half of her body DID begin bubbling, yet it wasn't enough to be considered explosive bubbling.


>>27902359

"Plesah, hu`um!"
>The Saddle Arabian's head bows in a slow, rather normal manner, then spins halfway around, her tail, more like streamers of speckled red jello, swishing in a profoundly vertigo inducing manner.
"Sehs paht ahlite!"
>The right foreleg lifts, forming into an odd, but legible arrow pointing directly at a dark patch on the tunnel wall across from her, double rows of cool white glow gems sparking into life beyond the partially hidden entrance, revealing a smaller tunnel leading downwards.

"Dawn sere for dee-lee-vehr-ee."
>Turning about much more slowly so as not to make either Ivan or Raidor even sicker, the mare nudges her head in the smaller tunnels' direction, tilting her head after a moment.
"Dayi vell greet shu. ..Ah, noit seh moshrooms sehrs, mus'not ye? Es.. they is baht fur pones, an' hu`um."

>Post #1/2: Still Peak: Late Pepper

>>27948910

"Don't worry about it, I take some things too literally, kind of hard not to when running a trading post this big."
>Svelte shoulders lifting, Late pauses to munch on something crunchy, apparently putting aside her embarrassment enough to continue searching.
"Mmf.. ..a little stale. That's not quite the same translation that Blackscale gave me a while back. He said that the word 'robot' has more to do with the fact that most can't think freely and act in predefined patterns, whatever predefined means. I'm not sure if that means they're slaves or just not smart enough to be individuals, like a nest of ants. Or honey bees.. I should really put in an order for honey from the Moors.."
>Pausing to flip a bright orange square through the shelves to land on the floor by you, the mountain seal shuffles down to peer around the aisle, frowning in deep thought.
"If you can figure out what's on that, then it might tell you something, but, truthfully? I don't really know. I heard Barzet, one of the really old dragons from the Spines, talk about a race from another world trying to build them here, but their robots kept getting.. corrupted isn't the right word. It's something similar though."

>Scrolling through the Canterlotlian styled table of contents, then flipping to the back of the book, the rewritten laws, if that's what they were, were posed in an oddly subjective manner:
>All autonomous cities, city-states, countries, or regions were to create and enforce their own regulations on the acquisition, trade, and sale of what were considered abhorrent, abominable, or far too destructive possessions.
>Most notably considered abominable were poisonous, acidic, toxic, mind-destroying, deformative, and Bane-class enchantments, the last two of which were plainly listed as: 'destroy on sight; apprehend the creators and users if at all possible, otherwise designate for execution'.

>Post #2/2: Still Peak: Late Pepper

>>27948910

>As there were no counter-arguments, the next section detailed the use of bodily parts from Otherworldly, Eldritch, and planar beings, specifically those that were sentient, to be abominable, while the opposing page had a string of names: Dragon Emperor Velkruz of the Elder Council, Queen Chrysalis, Princesses Cadence and Luna, the Bronze Duke of Saddle Arabia, Chamber Knight Still Flower of Germaneigh, Matron Ragged Ear of the Sea's Bounty Clan, Captain Shanis of Tartarus Isle, and a number of others that you didn't know.
>All had signed and lodged a formal declaration stating that they and their associated factions would continue to harvest and use bodily parts of hostile Eldritch and Otherworldly beings, along with non-sentients, in reasonable manners, though they would individually regulate whether or not any resulting enchantments were lawful.
>Reading into the bylaws section, it fell to the associated rulers and councils of each city, or city-state, to decide what was legal, none of which had bearing on either the Dragonspine Mountains or towards Razorback, though you do come across a reference stating Constructs and Endless March Golems were the only exceptions.
>Paging into the bottom of the tome to look up the specifics, a jumbled mess of various countries' legalese awaited, the majority of it reading out as little more than: 'don't ever try to summon them or many will be unhappy'.
>It looked like a lawyer or ranking faction member was needed to give you a concrete answer.

>Preventing the impending heart attack, though failing to ward off the thought that Late Pepper may actually be a Changeling simply messing with you, the heliconia seal had flopped upside down upon a travel futon directly under the west side of the bay window.
"Yes, it is-"
>Staring up at the sealing, she waves a flipper at it, speaking in a comical tone.
"I'd like to give her access to the free trader's guild, if she can accept."

>>27951137
>A history lesson with Cheerille that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challanges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerbys for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pitty on her, and taking her out for icream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundrasier, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters

If I missed anything please feel free to bully OP in the thread.

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For the five or less people actually reading my story, I must soldier on. I also want to see the other stories continue
>>27898067

>One half of you REALLY hates Rainbow right now
>And the other half is confused as to why you said "half"
>Now that's all of you
>Oh jeez, half of you liked that?!
>You sit up suddenly, causing Rainbow to slide off of you and entirely on top of Fluttershy, who is still stammering
"I-I should...um...Go start dinner."
>"You already used that one." Rainbow says, exasperated
"Fu--darnit."
>Dash snickers
>Learning to not constantly use profanity around your child has really fucked your shit up.
>Can't even curse on purpose half the time
>Rainbow wraps her hooves around your arm and pulls you back down
>Once again, you land next to the two of them, and Rainbow smirks
>She moves the hair out of Fluttershy's face, then planting a slow kiss on her cheek, causing Flutters' face to flush
>Rainbow then looks back to you, and gestures for you to join her
>You grit your teeth.
>You really wish you didn't find the nearly delusional levels of confidence she possesses attractive.
"Look, I get it, but I really think Fluttershy is uncomfortable with this. And I am too!"
>"Oh come on, she'd say if she didn't want to! Right, 'Shy?"
>Fluttershy stammers for a moment, and looks to you as if waiting for you to answer for her
>You sit up. For some reason, you hesitate too.
>Neither of you seem to want to answer first.
>Rainbow lifts her hoof. "Going once! Twice! It's decided!"
>The moment goes by, you still uneasily holding eye contact with Fluttershy
>Dash's eyes widen, seemingly surprised by the lack of protest
>You know it surprised you, too.
>A glimmer of hope warms your chest, but you try to quash it
"Ahem, I uh, that's not how it works."
>Cool down
>You take a breath, and try to clear your head
>Remember; Fluttershy first. She's the most important person in your world, after all.
>Rainbow sighs and also sits up Fluttershy, pushing her over to you

>>27951180
>She nervously looks between you and the floor
>You gently smooth out her hair, trying to not let your hooves spend too much time carressing her face as they pass by
"Sweetheart, don't listen to Dash. You aren't obliged to fufill her weird fantasies."
>"They're yours too." Dash grumbles
"Shh!"
>You shoot her a glare
"Listen, I'm your mom. And I'm going to think of you as my daughter, not as a...competitor, or...other things. This conversation doesn't have to leave this room."
>"Well, good thing it's your bedroom--"
"Rainbow Dash! You are not helping!"
>You feel your muscles tighten as you try to keep your composure
>You're still leaning back against the side of the bed in a poor attempt at hiding your erect wings
>Best you can tell, Fluttershy still seems frozen in place from indecision
>As much as it makes your heart (and wings) throb to think she's considering being with you, you remind yourself she's probably trying to decide how best to convince Rainbow to stop her ill-planned attempt to get the three of you in bed and...
>You barely manage to shake yourself out of it before you go down that road
>Just wait it out, Gust. You'll calm down and everything will be better if you can just wait it out
>You've told yourself that a lot in your life, and it mostly worked throughout your teenage years. You avoided getting into a lot of would-be bad relationships by taking a moment to calm down and think rationally before acting on your lovesick nature
>Fluttershy looks back to Rainbow, as though asking for guidance
>You similarly give her a venomous gaze.
>"Ughh." She sighs, rolling her eyes. "You already know you don't have to. I just think you would like it. Having an experienced, kind hoof to show you the way around a mare's--"
>You begin to take a breath to interrupt her, when she interrupts your interruption
>"Heart! I was going to say heart!" She huffs. "I'm not a savage."
>You look back to Fluttershy, and can see her composure starting to slip

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"Anon, I'm scared"

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Rainy a cute

Yas

starlight spam killed the thread

>>27905486
neato

Keepin it alive

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>filly

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>human filly

So Dash is a cunt again? And they ignore the Gilda episode?

>>28162084
First for Horse Pussy

>>28162084
>WHEN DO WE PLAY
NEXT WEEK, SHIT. I FUCKED IT ALL

gonna watch the /vr/ and /u/ games since i missed them, how fucked am i?

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GO /vp/!
Or /out/...
Pokemon Go this shit!

Just make sure /sp/ don't survive!

First for Winter.

>>28152729
nth for defenders are useless

it's shit

I hope Rainbow Dash dies in this episode.

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>>28147253
thank you

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>filly

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>colt