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>>28165928
Apples
Apples apples apples
Appppllllles apples apples
apples
apples apples apples
appppplllllllllles apple apples

Take a guess who

>>28165985
Twilight Sparkle

>>28165985
Rarity

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>>28165696
Unless it's super sly and clever with making it enjoyable for people who pay attention to American politics, while still bearing the endearing childish inocence that it should have, yeah it'll probably suck
They also better make MM like Sanders rather than Hillary, because corruption isn't something we should teach children

>>28165696
>IDW
What do you think?

>>28165696
Anon, let's be frank.

The comic has been sucking since the Reflections saga, and there's no reason to believe this one will break the trend.

Psycho writer, crappy artist, dumb story. It will suck indeed, but The Illustrious Q will advertise it as a must-buy master piece as usual.

>>28165620
a 404

Satan thread

i was going to ask for suggestions for a pic for the new thread, but it was too late

>>28165632
rip

>>28165546
What's a nu-glim fag?

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>>28165561
a miserable little pile of shit taste

>>28165582
You just spoke to a nu-glim fag

>>28165306
Kill myself or just settle for 3DPD like a massive pleb

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>>28165306
kill myself

>>28165306
>dumping your waifu for a better one
that you never had a waifu to begin with

coming to a theater near you.

Inside rainbow dash

Coming to a theater near you

>>28164512
>What keeps me going?
In the back of mind, I can't stop giving MLP second chances to improve. I really try hard to like it, but it's just no good anymore.

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>>28164512
Rarity

>>28164512
Contributing to the fandom so I can stay up to date with content.

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>>28164002
And here is the next bit

>Twilight looks around, checking whether everypony showed up.
>You follow her example.
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack are here, Anon is here and Twilight is here.
>Weren't there supposed to be five attendees?
>You frown and count again.
>Oh, that's right, you, Pinkie Pie, are here too.
>Twilight has arrived at the same conclusion you have and addresses all of you.
>"Alright, I'll instruct you on how to use the dimensional scissors and then you can begin your search for Earth immediately."
>Excitement grips you, you're going to see Star again!
>"Using the blade that princess Star gave us we've managed to make a new pair of dimensional scissors. We've also added two gemstones to operate them.
>Confused, you interrupt Twilight.
"What do you mean? Star's scissors didn't need gem buttons."
>"We don't know how these scissors are supposed to work, but our pair makes use of these gems. Pressing the yellow diamond will make the next portal lead to Equestria."
"What about the pink one?"
>Twilight gives you a stern look for interrupting again.
>"The rose quartz stores the configuration of the flow of dimensional energies and recreates that pattern in its own structure."
>Anon seems to understand, but you, Rainbow, and Applejack definitely do not.
>"Easy on the fancy talk, sugar cube, what does all that even mean?"
>"It means that once pressed, the gem allows you to make a portal leading back to the last stored dimension."
"So we when we find Earth, we can go back anytime we like? Awesome!"
>Twilight gives you a pleased smile.
>"Yes, a rather clever design if I may say so."
>Then her expression turns serious.
>"Now, I must warn you, the dimensions you'll encounter on your way might not be safe and-"
>Rainbow Dash snaps her focus back to the briefing at the mention of that exciting word.
>"Dangerous? Does that mean we get to fight monsters? That would be so awesome!"
>Her outburst earns her a disapproving look from Twilight.

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>>28164019
>"Rainbow Dash, this is serious business! Discord told me that even he takes caution when travelling to unknown dimensions."
>The rainbow-maned mare just snorts.
>Now you and Applejack join Twilight in her stern look at Rainbow.
>"Alright, alright, we'll be careful. Can we go now?"
>Anon steps forward to address your party.
>"One more thing, girls, do you remember what I taught you about Earth?"
>Eager to please, you summarise Anon's lessons about Earth.
"Earth is populated by humans, who look like you, except they're not green and they don't have magic so they use cool inventions instead!"
>Anon smiles at you, though not wholeheartedly.
>"Very good, it seems you're ready."
>Twilight nods in agreement and passes the scissors to Rainbow Dash.
>Surprisingly solemnly the blue mare turns around, scissors wide open.
>As she thrusts them forward, the blades pierce the fabric of reality, sending green sparks flying.
>With every snip, the portal grows longer and wider.
>Once the portal reached all the way to the ground, Rainbow stows away the scissors in her saddle bags.
>"Let's go!"
>Wasting on more time, she flies into the portal, disappearing into the unknown.
>Applejack, gripped by her friend's enthusiasm, gallops after her.
"Wait for me!"
>You quickly salute Twilight and Anon, who smilingly return the gesture.
>As you step inside the portal, you shiver as the magic of a strange new dimension washes over you.
"I'm coming, Star."

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>>28164030
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>Angrily you march across Ponyville toward Fluttershy's cottage.
>The ponies give you worried looks and start muttering to each other.
>It seems you're scaring them.
>It stings to know that after all this time in Equestria, most ponies still haven't fully accepted you.
>Of course, you're not always mad as hell and dripping with rage, but still, your alien physique is enough to trouble most ponies.
>But right now, you can't let their disapproving eyeballs stand in the way of your fury.
>Discord deceived you and you will make him pay.
>You rush up to the cottage door, your heart beating angrily in your chest.
>No time to catch your breath, it's time for action.
"Fluttershy, open up, I know Discord is in there!"
>The pegasus' soft voice reached through the door.
>"I'm coming."
>As she opens the door, you swiftly push past her.
>Discord, stretched out on the couch, turns his head away from his grapes and looks at you.
>"Anonymous, what a pleasant and unexpected surprise! Care for some grapes?"
"Enough, Discord, I want answers!"
>The draconequus frowns, then sighs.
>"Fluttershy, dear, could you make our guest some tea?"
>The mare nods and disappears into the kitchen.
>"Well, my green-faced friend, what did you want to talk about?"
>You'd like nothing better than to wipe his smug grin off his face, but first, you need him to admit his treachery.
"You bastard! you told me there was no way to get back to Earth!
>A chuckle escapes his throat.
>"I take it you've found a way and have come to rub it in poor old Discord's face? How unlike the ever gallant Anon.
>Your blood starts to boil as Discord bursts into laughter.
"I have. Pinkie, Rainbow and Applejack are looking for Earth with the dimensional scissors as we speak."
>You manage to turn your anger into a triumphant glare.
>Discord merely giggles as he tosses the last of his grapes out the window and gets off the couch.

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Can also apply to other ponies or corruption.

please no, i just fapped

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>Dark Twilight

Ok

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Only one solution

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>>28162899
drink

>>28162899
Why do I have the urge to kill that kid so bad?
It's getting really creepy. PS.

>>28162637
That looks fun.

>>28162637
What did you get her?

>>28162637
when does the stripper arrive?

>>28162621
Like I don't care.

>>28162621
indifferent.

>>28162621
There have been more episodes with Applejack than Twilight. How does that make you feel?

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>>28162469
>the three princesses
>three

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>>28162516
One of these things is not like the other
One of these things does not belong...

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>>28162469
>mfw you can't count
>mfw they did
>mfw you're retarded

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>>28162398
>If you have more than one, you don't even deserve one.

Glad it's in the lead. And voted for it.

>>28162398
>no option for "One waifu and one husbando is acceptable"
Dropped

>>28162455
That's only acceptable if they're a couple already and you're making it a love-pyramid.