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This is very silly.

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>You are Squiggle
>Today is the day Anon-senpai will finally notice you
>Because yesterday that whore you're attached to accidentally picked up Anon's math book and will have to return it to him
>As you sway in the wind moving towards CHS you wonder what kind of Squiggles Anon likes, is he a left draft or right draft man?
>Are you Squiggly enough today?
>And what if he-
>OMG there he is, Anon is standing right in front of the statue before the front entrance
>Of course Sunshit Shitter doesn't notice him
>HE'S RIGHT THERE YOU CUNT
>FINALLY she noticed him
>Anon is drawing closer as Whorset Shitter moves towards him, you aren't ready, your keratin is boiling from the excitement
"H-hey Anon, I just wanted to, you know, I-I TOTALLYACCIDENTALLYPICKEDUPYOURMATHBOOKANDWANTEDTORETURNITTOYOU"
>Now she's holding out the book with both ands and her head tilted down, putting you fully in Anon's field of view
>This is what you've always dreamed of
>There is a faint wind blowing, time to sway left and show him how mch you love him
>Wait a second
>WHAT did Shitshit Shitter say!?
>SHE TOOK THE BOOK ON PURPOSE? IS THAT WHORE FLIRTING WITH YOUR BOO!?
"T-thanks S-sunset, y-you too"
>NO, don't thank her, she's a lying disgusting bitch
>Now Anon just stands there awkwardly looking at the ground and occasionally glimpsing up
>He's totally looking at you
>He's so dreamy
>Shitstain Gutter is also looking awkwardly at the ground, of course she would the antisocial cunt
>After what felt like an eternity in heaven the school bell rings
>Please no, you want to spend more time with Anon
>Suddenly that filthy whore opens her mouth
"W-ell Anon, I just, you know.."
>C U M S L U T
>Now Anon is about to say something
"I-I... ummm... I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR"
>He screams as he turns around and runs away
>He was totally talking about you
>You knew your love for each other was mutual
>I-is this what marriage feels like?
>Where will your spend your honeymoon?
>How many kids should you two have?

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>>28175187
>Whoreslut Cumshit starts giggling and blushing
>HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU WHORE, NO MAN COULD EVER LOVE YOU
>YOU AREN'T EVEN SQUIGGLY
>Well, looks like the only thing standing between you and Anon is that Slut of a woman
>You have to get together, no one can stand between you and your eternal love
>You are a good Squiggle, but even a good Squiggle has to make tough choices from time to time
>Never corner a Squiggle in love
>You have to kill Sunset Shimmer

>>28174583
So now were doing furry shit?

>>28174583
This story has gotten out of hand.

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>>28174583
Who the hell is the furry? What is wrong with you.
What a shame.

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>>28173179
That pic isn't SFW though.

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This horse

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>>28173056
This of course!

>>28173056
No no waifu no no waifu
I am a free spirit. I would fuck every single mare in the show, except for grannies and fillies.
>inb4 muh memes and shitposting

>>28171937
Godspeed OP. Looking forward to it.

>>28171937
Sounds good. Which pone? I mean, unless us not knowing is part of the presentation somehow.

>>28172016
Haven't decided yet. I might get several just so the worker must endure my spaghetti all the longer.

>>28171024
Maybe because a mare can't talk back to you, they seem dumb and stupid.
Ponies however seem like horse shaped humans.

You're sexually attracted to them because they're sexy, dumbass

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>>28171024

>>28170425
The show being good.
*tips fedora*

>>28170425
Cupcakes

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>>28170425
The very oldest meme itself.

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>filly

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613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i

614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa

616 - The Times They Are A Changeling: Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.

617 - Dungeons and Discords: When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.

618 - Buckball Season: Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.

619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks: An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.

620 - Viva Las Pegasus: The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.

621 - Every Little Thing She Does: Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>>28170320
What are the badges supposed stand for anyway? Arson and?

Rainbow Dash is not a kissless virgin and Rarity is not a slut.

I skip episodes I know I'd hate.

The Saddle Row Review is the only episode I hated.

>>28169681
the writers are just forgetting about it again, expect to see it return in a couple episodes.

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>>28169681
>Rarifags: the uncuckening

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yes

I guess since Starlight's here, I'd want her to inherit the Elements when it becomes necessary to use them. Her lessons in friendship can echo Twilight's.

Like Trixie is the Element of Magic she's a magician, Starlight of Generosity she tried to help others experience "true" friendship fucking idiot, and Starburst of Kindness idk I couldn't think of anything

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>>28168519

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>>28168537
I don't think my soul could take another ending like that.

Assuming this isn't just bait, what's the appeal of cuckoldery?

>>28168340
not OP, but the mental anguish

>>28168704
Broken animals to be put down

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>filly

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613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i

614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa

616 - The Times They Are A Changeling: Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.

617 - Dungeons and Discords: When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.

618 - Buckball Season: Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.

619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks: An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.

620 - Viva Las Pegasus: The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.

621 - Every Little Thing She Does: Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>colt

>>28167239
It's not a pile of shit but it feels very late given all the development Dash and the rest had.

It's also bad because it's the second prankDash episode. Still more entertaining than the Derby race.

maybe the show is running for too long now?

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>>28167262
Will GoH save it?

>>28167221
Offby-one Kenobi.

Yes I am excited. Think of the shipping. Think of the shitstorm. It'll be great. I had a good time fucking with Dashfags after the con episode, so this should be a ball.

If nothing else, just think how it will change the headcanons out there. Bug thread revival. It'll be interesting to see. It may suck dick, but it'll be interesting to see since this seems to be a huge change to the show's lore.

>>28167221
>Are you excited for this episode?
No.
>>I just hope the song isn't shit.
I don't pay attention to it.

>>28167221
If the changeling is called Doomie, then mark my words, Derporu will not let you bear the end of it!