Would you accept your waifu if you found out she wasn't a virgin?
>>28149447
If your waifu not being a virgin is what's keeping you from loving her, then you don't deserve her.
>>28149469
/thread
No
>>28149469
cuck
Can someone remind me why they're even friends with this pony?
She basically see's Pinkie Pie as a retarded dog, Applejack as a hick, Twilight as a dork, Rarity as a whore, and Fluttershy... pretty much the same, but my point still stands.
>>28149232
because differences makes us strong or some bullshit like that
>>28149232
What's that? Did somebody say "Shitposting Thread"?
>>28149232
she gives amazing head tho
What does it mean?
>>28149005
probing wasnt as fun as she hoped
>>28149005
/x/philes list so far:
Ghosts
Zombies
Only one more major category to fill in...
>>28149005
For what ever reason, they can't remember why they crossed that one off.
zombie gangbang porn when
Hawt
SOON.
>>28148786
unf
I told you.
I fucking told you.
You were warned.
You should've listened.
But you didn't listen.
Why weren't you ready, /mlp/?
Previous threads:
>>28099360
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>>28144802
Current writefags:
This isn't a general, fuck off.
>>28148575
Anon, let's just leave.
People is praising the episode to hell and back.
Our time is over.
>>28148839
>Implying the opinions of fart fetishists matter.
>>28148941
Anon, I don't know what to tell you.
>Don't waste the time you have left fighting
ITT: We wait for an HD riff
>>28148025
Was the episode actually worth watching?
>>28148842
nope
>>28148856
just a prank bro
it was solid 9/10
What the hell happened in this season? it started ok, we got some jewels and then they threw an ultra combo at us with shitty episodes and literally who writters, I was one of those fags that said"the season is not as bad as you guys think" but fuck me, this season is like watching your mother fart and shit all over the place with the sound of a baby burning in the distance, what went wrong?I think the literally who writters are the problem, it's time to stop
>>28146782
Congratulations on complaining. You've accomplished a lot here, and I'm grateful I was able to enjoy your valuable opinion.
I'm sure the producers will jump at your valued criticism and search high and low for new writers who will meet your requirements.
Or I guess you could just stop watching the show, leave the board, and spare us all your histrionic bullshit.
This season isn't bad for me, just kind of tepid.
>ib4 medocity is worse than being outright bad
You are overreacting OP. The season is okay so far.
>be RD
>be with the Mane 6 and Sunset
>be wondering something about Sunset
>"Hey Sunset, how old are you?"
>I'm 32
>*beat*
>"What?!!"
>Sunset blinks, surprirsed at your outburst
>Well, yeah. What did you think? she said with a smile
>"How the hell are you 32?!?!?!"
>Well, I was a bit younger than Twilight when Celestia deemed me to extreme, and I ran off to the human world.
>Celestia took on a new studet, Twilight, and as she grew up I lived in the human world
>Then I go back to Equestria, see Twilight is all powerful and everything
>I steal her crown and come back here, and yeah, you know the rest
>*silence*
>"What the hell, dude"
This is the only explanation that makes sense.
Which is a shame, because Sunset is my waifu, and I would prefer it if she were younger than me.
EQG is shit and you should kill yourself.
>>28146739
>be Sunset
>be 32
>lose to some 16 year old in a science contest
>yfw
Holy shit guys, i seriously need help with those equations
>>28146701
Remember your order of operations. Also use a calculator.
>>28146701
you need to rotate the paper
>>28146701
Go to /sci/ for homework help
Past Sins thread?
>>28146441
I want to cum inside Nyx.
>>28146441
I don't want to cum inside Nyx, I want to cum on her fe-- actually, no, I don't. Never mind.
>>28146441
I'm tempted to read this fucking story just to see what the shitposting is all about
To those out there playin' No Man's Sky if you find Equestria you literally win every inch of the internet and shall be crowned Godking-Lord of /mlp/.Let the race to the none existent planet begin.
>>28145871
Since you made a vidya thread, I am always looking for hardcore minecraft horsefuckers, that have decent pcs (I always play with a fuckton of mods, poorfags please no offense, but your pc can't handle 100 mods). So if anybody wants to come and join me, I'll give them the mod list and maybe we can play together sometime.
And no no vanilla please, I have beaten every single vanilla version and it is boring and easy. I want something that will last me for a long while.
Or we can hit unturned, 7 days to die or dead frontier if you want too.
>>28145871
>To those out there playin' No Man's Sky
You mean all 5 of them since the rest can't even load the damn thing
>>28145898
Is it really that intensive? Or just poorly coded.
I was wondering when you were going to show up...
>>28145858
"Sorry I'm late. Sweetie Belle took longer to finish than usual."
>>28145875
>She will never be your mechanic
>>28145517
>sullying her pristine white coat with grease and oil
Get thee behind me Satan
>>28145526
I like dirty girls
>>28145517
Good. I wouldn't trust her to fix my bicycle much less my car.
Find a flaw
Spoiler: THERE IS NONE
>>28145389
>blue
>disgusting mess of a mane
>cunt
>dumb bird horse
>eardrum shattering voice
>worst episodes in the show
>most autistic fans of all
>>28145400
>>28145400
At least she has hooves.
Twilight asks you on a date. what do you do???
>>28144429
Sorry, Twiggler, but I have a waifu
>>28144429
rape.
rape the shit out of her.
rape so much that rape has to be redfined in the official Equestria dictionary.
rape her so much that her vagina looks like floor 98 on Tower One on 9/11.
rape her so much that she can not walk right anymore so they have to shoot her and put her down.
>>28144429
>>28144438