>he doesn't know how to get to Equestria
>>28466064
I bet if I were to cut off the head of a rubber chicken, shove it up my ass and fart, itll make that squeaking sound like normal.
>>28466121
That's only if you pump a little bit of air into your asshole first, with like a needleless syringe or something. You'll feel extremely bloated, but if you let it rip you'll have around a good 5 seconds of fart sustain.
>>28466064
>they don't know how to get laid
>"Anyone not wanting to die for their queen--"
>"Better clear on out back."
>>28465864
>"W-why, human, why?!"
>'To test the limits of my abilities.'
>>28465864
Because you creatures are a mistake the gods refuse to correct.
>>28465864
>Punisher
>Giving any criminal or just plain evil-doer a warning.
>Ever
Anyway, she would be fucked considering this guy has gone toe to toe with Wolverine, One shot a cannibalistic Hulk, and crippled a whole criminal empire in like... A week.
Excuse my sperg out but I'm a superhero fanboy and talking about them just gets my rocks off.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>28465501
I want to cum inside OP
...
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.
Who is ready for the first glim glam comic?
Rob Anderson (w) • Jay Fosgitt (a & c)
Synopsis:
Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer tidy up the library in the Castle
of the Two Sisters. What begins as a friendly activity soon turns into magic- based battle of egos
and starts to transform the castle into a very dangerous place!
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #35—Subscription Variant
>>28465010
I'm sexually attracted to magic and I love both those characters so I'm hella hyped.
>>28465010
>fosgitt
oh no... why!?
why!!???
>>28465031
>Sweetie Belle becomes a Dazzling
I need this
I want Rainbow Dash to recruit me into the army
>>28464977
>>28464977
>I need YOU to cum inside me!
>Join the IWTCIRD Army TODAY!
>>28465013
>I need (You) to cum on my feet!
>Join the IDWTCIRDIWTCOHF Army TODAY!
if you were a character on he show, would you be an antagonist or a good guy? I would be an antagonist since I can't resist to manipulate people and I was a huge leech in school, I wasn't dumb , but I was extremely lazy so it was better to convince people than doing it myself
>>28464966
Depends on if I had my human body or a pony body. As a human, I'd probably be a teacher but as a pony, I'd want to be wizard or mage working for the crown.
>>28464978
don't be gay dude, the point in this thread is to be yourself, you would be a teacher in both forms
>>28464989
Yeah, but as a pony, I would be a unicorn because I'm obsessed with magic. I've even written 2 papers on magic theory
What's your favourite episode /mlp/?
>pic related
>>28464949
"Owls Well that Ends Well" or pic related
>>28464949
Honestly, I don't fucking know. The last time I asked myself this question was years ago and I think the answer was either Sweet and Elite or Suited for Success. Somewhere along the way, I stopped caring about what the 'best' was.
>>28465289
it can be hard to choose, but maybe there's one that you just enjoyed the most, even if from a critic/rating standpoint is fairly average
>"Kon'nichiwa Anon-kun. Kawaii desu ne!"
>>28464663
>Beats the shit out of Fluttershy
>>28464663
I don't know your fucking goddamn moonspeak you jap cunt!
>>28464663
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Robots would be a nice addition to EQG.
>>28464583
It died. Wait til LoE drops and then it will get more attention. Till then, let it die.
>>28464583
The series is shit, there is no point it trying to make something good from it.
>>28464583
>I posted it again!!
Fuck you.
You're at the motel and see this.
>>28464576
Again, cut the rope. I'm loyal. None of them are my waifu
>>28464606
>AJ punches you in the face
Pinkie use party cannon to bust your ear drum.
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>28464545
That I can tell you, folks.
>>28464560
http://pastebin.com/R0AXr1UU
>>28464560
http://pastebin.com/vLWNJzg0
So what's the deal with Lumineko?
>>28464226
>>28464226
A shit artist who, on very rare occasions, puts out a decent pic.
>>28464226
Who?
Are cute.
>>28464169
No they aren't outside of your stupid fantasies.
You never have tried to kiss a girl with them if you think they are remotely "cute".
>inb4 like you have ever kissed a girl lolololol fag
>inb4 fag why do you kiss girls are you gay or something
>inb4 reposting these inb4s to be a smart ass
>>28464169
no they arent you fucking pedojust dont kiss them bad shit will happen
>>28464198
You don't have to be a pedo, my sister was 28 when she started to use them. And she said they were hell.
What if Anon was the school photographer and in charge of the year book? Could he somehow parlay this into lewd photo shoots and other shenanigans?
>>28464157
I've always wanted an EG calendar of each of the characters posed as 1950s pin up girls
>>28464157
Oh wowy zowy another neato frito bandito eqg thread
do you like... big horses, too?
>>28464019
Hell no.
>>28464019
Why yes I do
>>28464024
what are you, fucking gay?