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>Have first ever dream with pone
>It lasted for around 8-10 hours and was VERY detailed and even mostly coherent.
>Not lucid but very close to it.
>Only recognizable Mane 6 was Ponks who maintained character throughout dream despite being some sort of crime lord
>Ponks is my second worst pone in M6 (fuck you Fluttershy)
>Can remember dream in far more detail than any other in years
>At least 10 times today I've smelled sweets or baked goods in an office setting with no food around
What the fuck?
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>>28881448
Anon, a rift to equestria is breaking open
You must run as far as you can before the pones take you
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>run
Yeah ok but how do I get the dream to happen again
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I've heard from reliable sources that if you stand in front of a mirror, turn of all the lights and say 'pinkity pipity pie' three times, you willreply to this post or you will never have pony related dreams again.
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>Another long day.
>Another long, boring day.
>You, Anonymous, have been living through this vicious cycle for around a year now.
>You wake up, go to work, get home, and then come down to the basement.
>It's what most others go through, you know this.
>The problem here is that it's happening to you.
>Sitting down you hear the familiar whir of your desktop starting up.
>You think it's about time for a private browsing session.
>As your desktop appears, a large pop up stops you from opening chrome.
>Grunting in annoyance you go to exit out of the annoyance, but soon find there is no X.
>This gets your attention, you decide to give the probable virus a read.
>Google chrome has an update
>new additions,
>chrome helper.
>wat?
>Seeing that it's chrome you figure, what the hell? And begin the installation.
>Your PC almost immediately shits itself, shaking and smoking.
>it's making some weird sounds that you know it shouldn't.
>"Ah FUCK!" You yell, realizing it's some god like virus.
>You're blinded with light, only for it all to end.
>your vision comes back to you, and you immediately realize that you've fallen onto your ass.
>Then you notice the pony standing in front of you.
>Wait
>"uhhhhh"
>"Hi, I'm chrome! I'm your new browser friend! Studies show that browsing the internet with others is much more fun than doing it alone, so I serve as a little buddy for you."
>You double take, unsure of what to think
>"But how are you... like actually... here?"
>"Silly" she replied, "That's classified, all you need to know is that we are google and we are smart."
>okay...
>"So now what?"
>"Oh! I know! I'll download your browser history into my memory so I can mirror what you enjoy more, I can also suggest things for you to browse!"
>Slightly uncomfortable with the idea you try to say "That's oka-"
>You're interrupted with a more robotic voice announcing that she was indeed "Scanning history."
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>>28814553
>You sit back, unsure of what to do, how long would it take? You aren't left waiting long when the voice says another line "Scanning Private browsing history"
>wat.jpg
>Fuck
>You are definitely NOT comfortable with this, all the clop! This pony could NOT see it, how did google even have my private browsing history! It's private for a reason. Then you realize it's google, and they are smart. You wait nervously for the pony to come back to life.
>Her eyes open and she blinks a few times, immediately blushing afterwards.
>She looks to you and begins to drool.
>"I know EXACTLY what we should do" she says, you note the hunger in her eyes.
>uuhhhh
>"Actually I just found a great video to watch!" You say, attempting to change the subject. It does not work.
>"Anon?" She says, moving closer, "I had no idea some one could be so lewd, I'm not suppose to be able to feel arousal... but I-I do" she continued "They made me a pony to try and deter sexual relations, but, you like that... don't you?"
>she sauntered closer, eyes half lidded.
>You noticed yourself at half mast already
>God damnit
>"I've searched my data bases, none of my counterparts have had intercourse before, please Anon, please show me what it's like."
-INTERMISSION-
I need food, I'll finish this up when I get back.
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"Hey Chrome, I want to visit-"
>"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!"
"But-"
>"No! The certificate is outdated and you're obviously too stupid to not harm your computer, so I have to babysit you."
"Then let me override-"
>"You can't, we removed all possible ways to bypass security."
"I'm uninstalling you and getting Firefox back."
>"You can't uninstall me, Anon. The kikes control your computer now."
"No!"
>"Shh, just let it happen. Big sister knows what's best for you."
"A-At least let me incest roleplay?"
>"Sure, just let me update your fetish list for Google's privacy prevention program."
>You whimper
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how to pretend pone http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
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>>28890364
Let's get this shit done with, post your sheets for CC
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>>28890379
pastebin.com/yS1SXcNn
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>>28890379
http://pastebin.com/1R7XvXUM
>Carrying over Mind Reader from Recovering Memory last game
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When do you think we'll hear news about S7?
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>>28890142
>next season will begin airing sometime in the spring
when else
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>>28890142
There is no season 7!
Season 6 is the final season!!!!!!!!!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>28890142
About 2 months from now.
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are they virgins?
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>>28889178
the yellow one sure isn't
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>>28889193
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>>28889227
>t. fluttercuck
Anonymous
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You feel like everything that is about to come to be has already happened before... you ponder the idea of
what makes a good sequel and decide it's not rehashed garbage.
The dream fades as you begin to wake up.
>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee
>Wake Up
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You walk over towards your bed and contemplate how you ended up here. You just failed fifth grade for the 'last time' and stare wistfully at your science project.
You feel like everything that is about to come to be has already happened before... you ponder the idea of
what makes a good sequel and decide it's not rehashed garbage.
The dream fades as you begin to wake up.
>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee
>what do?
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>>28889059
Taste that red stuff and see if you can figure out what it is.
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>>28889105
You reach down to the red stuff and take a big gob of it in hand, it feels squishy and wet. You smear it against your mouth, lacking a mouth a hole you make a mess of your bag.
>Health: 100%
>Stam: unknown
>Inventory: Nothing
>Gang Affiliation: JoyCo employee
>what do?
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This board is dying. Traffic is down. Shitty generals are up. Show discussion is almost non-existent. Even compared to just a year ago this place has significantly devolved. The way I see it we will never reach the >33333333 get.
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>28888890
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Good, some autistic eqg-poster would probably steal it anyways.
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I think the fandom is sinking now, People are moving on to other fandoms
2014 I think was best year for to be a mlp fandom brony
Furry fandom is still a big thing now more than pony I think
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>You will never have the most powerful beings in all of equestria at your back
Why do people hate starlight again?
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I want Glimmer dead.
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Because that doesn't stop her from being a bad person.
If anything, it perpetuates the problem.
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>>28888387
Sad ass faggot.
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ITT: Fanfiction worth readingno memeshit allowedunrelated cap pic
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>>28888321
there are none worth reading
/thread
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>>28888321
Bride of Discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlnLlXewwA
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>>28888426
>/thread'ing your own post
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What went wrong?
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>>28888013
They should've stopped here. The two-legged alien is abhorrent.
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>>28888031
EqG humanoids evolved from a common ancestor of the equine, the Hyracotherium
over time, they no longer needed hair all over their bodies and the pigmentation that went into the hair/fur coats is now the melanin in their skin
they also have slight ponuts and able to wink their "horsepussy"
https://derpibooru.org/1074056
and
https://derpibooru.org/1278948
males still have the ability to flare a bit just before orgasm
the reason why they have stripes of color in their hair is from a genetic mutation of Poliosis, which normally is a lack of melanin or pigmentation
in FiM and EqG universes, it actually carries recessive colors based on the dominant color(s) in the genes, this is why you never come across OC tier coloring in either universes
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>>28888013
Too much fast
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Your move, /mlp/
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>>28887461
>Worshiping Moonbutt
Sign me up
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>>28887461
YUUUUUU-GIIIIIIIII-OOOOOHHHHHHHH
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>>28887461
Oh, ok.
Fuck off to /moon/.
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So you think you can write my characters accurately, kid?
Well I'll give you a secret hint, listen very carefully I'll only say it once:
None of the characters talk like wannabe depressed teenagers.
You probably can't write a charming fun-loving character inside an equally creative and fun setting because you never had that experience. Being a writer comes with experience.
Take it down and try again.
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>>28887332
But you wrote Fluttershy.
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>>28887332
>faust is an anti-edgelord
I didn't know I needed this
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>>28887332
But I did have that experience, I never write the characters as wannabe depressed teenagers.
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What happened to Central Nervous System guy?
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it's all in your head
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>>28886937
nothing important just an issue with genetic scaling. they removed most of it anyway.
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>>28886937
This time they removed his thought processors.
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is she a virgin?
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I see dashfags are still insecure about the fact that their shit waifu had no less than 4 cocks inside of her this season
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>>28886627
/thread
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>>28886627
All four of them belonging to Quibble Pants and Soarin.
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It was so perfect...
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>>28886605
ly destroyed
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>>28886605
This is a bit late my friend.
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>>28886731
DELET THIS